#bruh. no. simply no

[agayconcept]

why did my uber driver break 4 laws in 2 minutes, scream/road-rage at several different ppl out the window while blaring the horn, and then swerve up to my apartment building to turn around and tell me he would be pissed if i didn't give him 5 stars and a good tip

it was only a 3 minute ride. we went less than 6 blocks. im in the back clutching my cane to my chest like an elderly nun on a roller coaster

what just happened jfc

[leafuxxtea]

guess who's back 🥺🥺 (and about to go to sleep)

i wanted to apologize quickly for disappearing like that, and i promise ill answer my asks and interact tmr!! 🥹🥹 hope everyone's doing well <33

but before i go, ill just drop this fanart of @lostxmelody 's fanfic (Parts of a Human, I've talked abt it before but it's. such a wild ride that I will absolutely stay on forever.)

(do i now know how to format panels?? hahahhahaahaa. still no.)

[reigningm4x]

Are some of you getting paid to defend Lando Norris? Is he about to throw a fit over people on the internet making fun of him or being mean to him? Is he gonna whine cause people are laughing about the timing of the simply lovely trademark? Is that why you can’t stop defending him from? Or is it the superiority complex all of you and him seem to have?

[b0amagination]

fucking obsessed with a chair in the bathroom in a whump scene. the kind that belongs in a dining room or a kitchen.

this chair Does Not Belong Here. something Wrong is happening here. why is so much time being spent in this room that a chair is suddenly so necessary that one would drag it from The Other Room

sitting on the toilet simply would not suffice, no no no. it's CHAIR TIME

[definitionsfading]

times continue to be kinda tough out here. my mother had me held captive in the car yesterday while we were in traffic and went on a political rant in order to harangue me for about 20 minutes, 10 of which I spent crying until my eyes were bloodshot. I'm being gaslit but I don't think she knows she's doing it; like there isn't any intent to viciously manipulate me for her own gain, she's just that convinced of her delusions and beliefs. she thinks she's right and everybody else is wrong.

much of the stuff she said, I cannot repeat here because it would be too painful and terrible to read. there was a lot of "Donald Trump was the Christian choice" stuff being thrown around, on and on it went. it's so weird because I was crying with true sorrow lmfao...it wasn't hysterical sobbing or incomprehensible blabbering. I don't often cry like that and can't think of another time where I did. it was just silent tears of absolute pain. my voice was calm. it was so strange.

she finally said "I can't sit here and watch all this crying, I won't keep on" and left me in the car in the grocery store parking lot 😂 it's funny in a way because I am one thousand percent, entirely, alone in my beliefs where I currently live. I am ALONE. nobody sides with me or agrees with me. I'm surrounded on all sides by people with violent beliefs and hatred in their heart, who think the hatred they feel is justice. it's crazy. part of me is accepting it simply because I know I can't do anything else in the short term.

[myundeadgayson]

my favorite hawk song vs. my favorite demetri song for season 3!hawkmetri:

season 3! hawk: “you’ve been pushin’ me out to the fuckin’ edge. i’m about to rip my hair out ‘cause i’m madder than i’ve ever been.”

“i just wanna call you, but i know i can’t.”

“bitch! are you trying to make me cry?! are you trying to make me lose it?! you win some and lose some... this could get gruesome.”

“careful with me, i’m volatile...”

season 3! demteri: “you said you could save me, i’m doing the saving.”

“[he] went to sleep a superhero, then he woke up a villain… my love, oh, what happened?”

“but i don’t wanna fight, don’t wear no tights, and i can’t fly… i’m no superhero.”

[tenderjock]

PEGGY CARTER & JACK THOMPSON

The Affliction by Marie Howe / s1e4 'The Blitzkrieg Button' / s1e5 'The Iron Ceiling' / Self-recognition through the Other. / Litany in Which Certain Things Are Crossed Out by Richard Siken / Johan Deckmann via The Guardian / Welcome to Night Vale / s2e10 'Hollywood Ending' / s1e7 'SNAFU' / We Are Hard by Margaret Atwood

[yardsards]

i think a general (tho of course not 100% universal) rule of thumb for online discussions is that if just one person misconstrues what you said, then they did a bad job at reading. but if EVERYONE seems to be misunderstanding your point, then you probably just did a bad job at communicating your point.

[lazulisong]

happy dumb bitch day to everyone that celebrates!!!

[snickerdoodlles]

...at what point does a tumblr prompt become too long to post to tumblr

[snootlestheangel]

Why are some people so rude to me at work?

Like bestie, I clean up dog shit for a living. I make $12 an hour.

Sorry I do not make the rules, and I get you're upset, but I am the definition of "I just work here"

[karlyuchka]

Twitter is calling Jet from ATLA Hitler, I fucking can't. Calling fictional characters actual terrible historical figures is already fucked up. But Jet is Hitler and not Ozai or goddamn Sozin? Sozin, who actually ordered an actual genocide? Crazy stuff.

All of the quotes are crazy actually. That's just the most crazy one. Literally one of the most misunderstood and misrepresented characters in ATLA.

[iceeericeee]

I wonder how many tags i can add on to this

[lorrainestea]

You think I am stubborn?

Wait until you meet my printer.

Because she is the real oversensitive drama queen.

[thetimelordbatgirl]

So round two of family drama briefly happened again tonight and despite trying to sleep, I was still just this the whole time:

[j00stkl31n]

Whats the average height innthe netherlands tho, is he considered tall or average there since Netherlands have the tallest people😭

I’m not really sure? Imma google it real fast to get the answer lmao

THE AVERAGE IS AROUND 6FEET/182.9CM WTF DO YOU MEAN NETHERLANDS EXPLAIN!!!!! Our average height for guys is 5’9 😭😭😭😭