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fucking obsessed with a chair in the bathroom in a whump scene. the kind that belongs in a dining room or a kitchen.

this chair Does Not Belong Here. something Wrong is happening here. why is so much time being spent in this room that a chair is suddenly so necessary that one would drag it from The Other Room

sitting on the toilet simply would not suffice, no no no. it's CHAIR TIME

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Dress Up (Keanu Reeves Imagine)

This was requested.

Summary: Keanu Reeves’ daughter asks him to play dress up with her. Who is he to say no?

Keanu Reeves was at home, babysitting his daughter while you were out running some errands. He had just come home the night before after being away for weeks, filming for John Wick: Chapter 3 - Parabellum. He enjoyed his job, but he was glad to be back home with his two favorite girls. He was finally able to spend some quality time with his four year old daughter, Emma.

“So what do you feel like doing today, Emma?” Keanu asked his daughter after he picked her up from the chair she was sat in. She’d just finished eating lunch and was ready to do something fun. “We’ll do anything your little heart desires.”

“Anything?” She asked him as she looked at him, curiously.

“Anything,” Keanu repeated to her with a nod before he sat her down on the ground and bent down to her level.

Emma placed a finger on her chin as she thought about what she would like to do with her father. He’d been away for so long it seemed so it was hard to decide on what they should do together. She finally thought of something and smiled at him.

“Let’s play dress up, daddy!”

Keanu’s brow raised at his daughter’s suggestion. He hadn’t expected that to be an option. Maybe he should’ve thought more about what he was getting himself into.

“Dress up?” He asked her and she nodded excitedly with a wide smile. He couldn’t say no to that cute and excited face. She looked a lot like you, but she had his eyes and dark hair. “Alright, lets play dress up then.”

Emma yelled out in excitement as Keanu stood up to his full height again, wondering what he had gotten himself into. She grabbed his hand and drug him through the kitchen then up the stairs to her room. She made him sit down in one of her little chairs, which was amusing because Keanu was such a tall man. You can only imagine how that looked.

Keanu watched as his daughter started gathering things up in her tiny hands. He saw her grab for some hair clips, a hair brush and a pink father boa. His eyes widened slightly, but he didn’t say a thing. As long as his daughter was happy then he would suffer through anything.

Emma came over and sat everything down on the little table that went with her little chairs. She grabbed the brush first and started brushing through Keanu’s hair.

“Why is your hair so long, daddy?” She asked him as she brushed it.

“Because I prefer it longer,” Keanu answered her. “Why? Do you think it looks bad or something?”

“No,” Emma answered him. “I think it’s very pretty. I don’t think you should ever cut you hair.”

“Thank you, sweetie,” Keanu replied with a chuckle.

Emma brushed through his hair a bit longer before she moved to stand in front of him. She grabbed a clip and put it on one side of his hair then grabbed the other, putting it on the other side. She poked his head with the clips a bit in the process, but Keanu didn’t say anything.

“How do I look?” Keanu asked her when she finished with his hair.

“I’m not finished yet, daddy,” she told him as she grabbed the pink boa and wrapped it around his neck.

“What about now?” He asked her.

“Missing something,” she said before she went into one of her drawers and brought out some lipstick.

Keanu’s eyes widened at that. As she came closer with it, he could see that the lipstick was one of yours.

“Did you take that from mommy?” Keanu asked Emma. “Because I remember her telling you that you weren’t allowed into her makeup.”

“I found it,” Emma shrugged before she uncapped it.

It didn’t look like Keanu would be getting out of this so he just let his daughter do as she pleased. She started putting the lipstick on him. He could tell that she was getting it everywhere on and around his lips. It was a dark lipstick too so he just knew that he was going to have fun trying to take it off later.

“You look so pretty, daddy!” Emma exclaimed after she finished and viewed her finished work.

Keanu stood from the little chair and walked over to a mirror. He almost fell out in the floor when he saw himself. Lipstick was all over his mouth, his hair was parted right down the middle with yellow clips on each side of his hair, and the pink feather boa really added the finishing touch. He put on a smile for Emma, however, because she seemed so proud and he was happy as long as she was.

“Wow, I do look pretty don’t I?” He asked as he turned to face her. “Thank you so much, princess.”

“You’re welcome!” She told him as she threw a purple feather boa on then she started putting lipstick on herself.

When Emma finished putting on the lipstick, she grabbed one of her tiaras and put it on. They ended up having a tea party with some of her stuffed animals before they went back downstairs to watch some tv. They ended up falling asleep on the couch together.

Keanu was woken up by the sound of a camera, however. He opened his eyes slowly and found you stood there with your phone, trying to hold back your laughter as you took pictures. He looked down and found Emma still sleeping peacefully. She was covered up in her favorite blanket with her head resting on his chest. Soft snores were coming from her.

“What have you two been up to?” You asked Keanu softly with a small laugh.

Keanu looked at you confused till he suddenly remembered. The hair clips, the feather boa, and the lipstick. He reached a hand up and felt the clips still in place in his hair. The pink feather boa was still on him too so that meant the lipstick was too.

“We played dress up,” Keanu finally replied. “Also, she’s been into your makeup. This is obviously your lipstick.”

“I can’t find it in me to be mad about it when you’re wearing it, babe,” you told him and laughed more. “It looks better on you than it does me. I should be mad about that.”

“Shut up,” Keanu replied, but found himself laughing too. “Were you taking pictures of us?”

“Yes, it was just too cute,” you told him. “I couldn’t help myself.”

Emma started waking up then. She raised her head up and rubbed her eyes with her fists. She looked around for a moment then saw you.

“Hey, mommy,” she said and smiled. “Me and daddy had fun!”

“I can see that,” you told her. “You both look very pretty, but me and you are going to have a talk about you getting into my makeup.”

Emma frowned slightly and nodded her head. “I’m sorry.”

You smiled at her and leaned down to kiss her head. “Why don’t you go clean yourself up?”

She nodded before she hugged Keanu. “Thank you for playing dress up with me, daddy. It was fun!”

Keanu hugged her back with a smile. “Of course, sweetie. It was fun.”

She hopped down off of the couch and went upstairs, leaving you and Keanu alone. Keanu finally sat up and stretched his limbs out. You laughed again as you looked at him.

“It’s not that funny,” he said.

“These pictures beg to differ,” you replied as you looked through them on your phone.

“Yeah, yeah,” he told you and shook his head. “You better not post those anywhere.”

You looked up from your phone and at Keanu. “You mean I wasn’t supposed to post those on anything...oops.”

“You didn’t,” Keanu said as he stood from the couch.

You shrugged your shoulders and tried to look as innocent as you could. Keanu narrowed his eyes playfully and you knew what that meant so you didn’t waste anytime. You laughed as you took off running from him and he went after you. It didn’t take him long to catch you. He started tickling you as Emma came back downstairs. Keanu recruited her to help him so you were being tickled by Keanu and Emma. Just some good old fashioned quality time in the Reeves household.