#bruce later: omg he hates me :(

[bbbbbbbbatman]

once upon a time for a mission, Bruce had to learn victorian flower language and while it hasn't been relative since then, that knowledge has always lurked in the background

bruce and clark start dating and clark starts bringing bruce flowers, but all the flowers have negative meanings

queue bruce way overthinking about whether or not clark is trying to send a message and going back and forth between being convinced clark knows the meanings or that he's oblivious

'like, it's clark, and he would never do passive aggressive stuff like that, right? he would just say it outright, but he is a reporter so isn't it his job to be knowledgeable? but he gives the flowers pretty casually, not like he's put a ton of thought into them, but he was raised on a farm, and they know stuff about plants, don't they? but...'

(clark has no idea, he just picks whatever looks prettiest to him)

it's bruce, so you know he gets worked up over it over time internally while repressing it externally, so clark has no idea this is a problem until bruce finally snaps and asks him aggressively if he knows the meanings of the flowers he's been giving

poor clark is dumbfounded like "i didn't even know they had meanings"

and bruce is so relieved and now embarrassed as he has to explain to clark what he's been worrying about this whole time

clark assures him that he loves him very much and that the flowers didn't mean anything beyond a nice gesture

clark continues to give him flowers but always makes sure to look up the meaning of them first

[flwrkid14]

Casual Chaos: Tim Drake’s Makeup Stream

Danny, known to the internet as Nebula, had been teasing a special stream for weeks. Fans were buzzing with excitement and theories, especially when the announcement popped up: “Doing My Boyfriend’s Makeup!” Naturally, the chat erupted into chaos. Danny was pretty private about his love life, so this reveal had the fandom on edge.

When the stream finally went live, Danny greeted his audience with his usual laid-back grin. “Okay, today’s the day. Let’s see if I’m any good at this,” he said, spinning a makeup brush between his fingers. “But first, let me introduce you to my boyfriend.”

The camera panned, and there he was—Tim Drake, sitting there as if this was the most normal thing in the world. No big introduction, no fanfare. Just Tim, giving a small, nonchalant wave.

“WAIT. IS THAT TIM DRAKE???”

“Like… THE Tim Drake??”

“No way he’s dating Nebula, what is happening???”

Danny, fully aware of the chaos brewing in the comments, didn’t even acknowledge it. He just turned to Tim. “Ready for your makeover, babe?”

Tim shrugged, totally calm. “Let’s do it.”

As Danny started applying makeup, the chat kept freaking out, but the two of them acted like it was just another Saturday. In Gotham, though, it was a different story. The Bat's group chat was blowing up:

Dick: “TIMOTHY JACKSON DRAKE-WAYNE, EXPLAIN YOURSELF.”

Jason: “How does a nerd like you land Nebula of all people???”

Steph: “I AM CRYING. HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!!”

Damian: “This is unacceptable. Drake, I demand an explanation.”

Bruce: [Typing…]

But Tim? Unfazed. He ignored the constant buzzing of his phone and sat still as Danny carefully lined his eyes and added a touch of mascara, keeping up casual chatter with the stream.

“You know,” Danny said, holding up a shade of lipstick, “Tim’s got this effortless model thing going on. I’m just enhancing what’s already there.”

Tim raised an eyebrow, smirking. “I didn’t exactly sign up to be your runway star.”

“Wait… he’s actually REALLY pretty??”

“Tim Drake is hot, confirmed.”

“LOOK AT HIS CHEEKBONES OMG.”

As Danny finished the look, adding some extra blush and a light gloss, the reaction was immediate. The chat was losing it. Tim glanced at himself in the mirror, barely reacting. “Well… I don’t hate it.”

Danny leaned back, admiring his work. “Not bad, right?”

Meanwhile, back in Gotham, the bats were still going wild.

Steph: “Tim, you better show up to every gala looking like this from now on.”

Jason: “You’ve been holding out on us with this face, man.”

Dick: “This is ICONIC.”

Bruce: “We’ll need to discuss this later.”

Tim finally glanced at his phone and snorted at all the messages. “They’re never going to let this go, are they?”

Danny just grinned at the camera. “Probably not. So… next time, you'll do my makeup, right?”

The chat, of course, exploded all over again.

[ambcass]

Can I request Bruce Wayne x kid reader, where the reader is really shy and hardly talks to anyone, and when they meet someone new, the reader hides behind Bruce's leg. The reader is clinging to Bruce, like a lost puppy, but at some point Bruce has to leave and the reader has a full on melt down, crying and screaming. Trying to find Bruce, the reader somehow escapes the manor and tries to look for Bruce, but they get overwhelmed with the people and the cars. Luckily Gordon finds the reader and recognizes, so he calls Bruce. Later Bruce and the whole Family arrive, and Bruce never leaves the reader ever again.

OMG I ACIDENTALLY DELETED AN INBOX!! IF U MADE THE PERCY JACKSON ONE IM SORRYYY :(((

anyways request pls :)

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"And who is this cutie?" a woman wearing a red dress points to you. You were on Bruce's side, lost in a trance before you heard that woman address you. You quickly hid behind Bruce and peeked your head out. Bruce looked behind him and smiled.

"This is ___. They're a bit shy but once you get to know them, they are a bundle of joy." The woman stepped closer and extended her arms.

"Awe, come give me a hug," she said in a warm tone. You backed up, furrowing your eyebrows. Bruce stopped her and started explaining how you didn't come from a great environment before meeting him. The woman pouted but respected your past.

"Poor baby...I'm so sorry," She placed her hands on her chest. "I'll leave you two alone now. I'll see you later Mr. Wayne" She winked at Bruce and then left. You came out of hiding, you held on to his hand. Bruce gave you the "okay" signal, meaning that he was done with this gala, and it was finally time to go home. The two of you walked out of the "palace" and headed to the limo. The windows rolled down, and Alfred was there to greet the two of you. Bruce opened the door and you leaped into the car.

"Alfred, Alfred! Can we please, please, please go home" you whined and shook your legs. Bruce got in the car and closed the door. Alfred giggled and started driving away.

"I take it that your trip was fun?"

"Not even. We have so much in common, the two of us hate galas," Bruce answered and turned towards you. "Isn't that right,___?" You nodded. For you, the ride took so long that you started falling asleep. Your eyes couldn't keep open and eventually, you closed your eyes and fell asleep.

Once you arrived back to the manner, Bruce carried you back. Placing you on your bed until you wake up. Waking up, your vision slowly started to clear up as you walked out of your room.

"B-bruce...," you called out. "Bruce! Where are you?" your heart started to beat faster and faster. You ran down the stairs calling for Bruce and Alfred but no response. Walking back and forth, running in circles through the manner.

You knew it was a bad idea, but you did it anyway. You left the manner to search for him, the both of them. Ran down the hill, heading for the streets, cars were running at 50 mph but you didn't care that you were going to get hurt. You just wanted your dad.

At this point, you're out of breath. You sat down on the side of the crosswalk. Tears flood your eyes. You start hyperventilating. Breathe. You told yourself. Breathe. That's what Dad would want. You felt a tap and jolted up.

"___? What are you doing here? Where's your dad?" A guy in his mid-40s looked down at you. It was Commissioner Gordan. You went to give Gordan a big hug as you sobbed in his arms.

"W-where's Bruce. I can't find him!" you cried out. Gordan stroked your hair, trying to calm you down.

"It's going to be okay, we'll find him...I'll give him a call, alright?" His soft expression made you realize that you were safe. Safe from everything from the outside world. Godan gave Bruce a call and minutes later he arrived. The moment you saw him, you ran towards him and wrapped your arms around his waist.

"What are you doing out of the house?" Bruce asked. You did nothing but ramble countlessly about how much you missed him and Alfred. A person emerges out of the car and speaks,

"Hey sweetie, what can your big brother do to help you feel better?" Your oldest brother, Dick Grayson came out from the car. You took a look in the car and saw the other three. Jason, Tim, and Damian.

"The others are gonna arrive at the manner later. Meanwhile how about us four spend time with our little sister. How does that sound?" Dick asked and you nodded. You entered the car and Bruce followed.

"After today, I won't ever leave my little girl at home alone ever again."

[definitelynotindecisive]

So I found you through your batfam/Spiderman fic and I was wondering if you could make a rec list?

Hey there! Thank you for checking out my blog and for reading my fic! I love seeing that you've commented on a chapter in my inbox.

As far as a rec list goes, I've never actually written one before. But I assume you want ones that are specifically spider-man/batman crossovers?

It's a whole new way of looking at [daddy issues] by spaghettiash: This a series of two little one-shots that I absolutely loved. It's another Peter gets transported to the DC universe with Dick Grayson looking exactly like Richard Parker. Love this one.

Help Me, I Don't Feel Like Myself Anymore by Astra_Nova_Kat: This fic was amazing, this was my bookmark comment exactly "I need this, I need this like I need oxygen, like I need love. This is so well written, I could cry. I need it injected into my veins and tattooed on the inside of my eyelids, omg." Again, much like the one above, Peter is transported into the DCU and stumbles across alternate versions of Richard Parker and Ben Parker. I loved it.

Aunt May and the Justice League by Anonymous: This fic is great, if you love the idea of Aunt May being kick ass and -fade to black- sleeping her way through the Justice League in a super classy way, and being such a supportive mum to her dear nephew Peter in the DCU. Very much open relationships, though the main plot doesn't really start to kick in until a few chapters in.

Green, through and through by another_fucking_robin: I love this one, particularly because it's trans Peter Parker. There just aren't enough of them, and when it's well written, it plucks at my heart strings. Plus, the Lazarus Pit is an ally, and I love that for them. This fic just starts off so good, I was in love with it from chapter one.

rot with all the burnouts in the cell by magnuschases: This fic is really entertaining. Like, Dick Grayson, you are the father! And Peter's responses were just great. Awkward grandpa!Bruce will always have my heart.

Singing In My Blood by LialeeEderian: This one is cute. Peter literally falls into Dick Grayson's life. Dick Grayson is clearly his alternate universe dad, and everyone can see it.

a shining spider web by Selador: an alternate spin off of Dark Matter by mysterycyclone. In this fic, the nice guy on the subway that gives him sunglasses during his migraine, clearly Jason Todd, takes him home and adopts him. Very cute and sweet.

Homesick by NotSoSweetHeh: I adore this fic. Peter convinces the Batfam that he's actually an alien, rather than a dimension traveller. Seems easier to him, that way. And it is very easy for him to pull off.

Harry Potter and the Great Custody Battle by dajgen: Okay, say what you will about JKR, she's TERF piece of shit and I hate her. However, I do not hate Dajgen and their work (that would make me a hypocrite, considering my work Wildflowers in the Spring, with is also a HP/DC crossover). Controversial to add a HP related fic, but I feel like I should add it anyway, because I genuinely enjoyed it. It's basically a fic where Harry is related to both Tony Stark and Bruce Wayne. Harry needs them to get out of the Triwizard Tournament. So, a threeway crossover. I won't give anymore spoilers, should you choose to read it.

I hope you liked my picks, I've never actually made one of these before, so I hope I did it right 😅 feel free to hit me up if you want to share your thoughts about my recommendations. I tried to pick fics that were in a similar vein to mine, since I wasn't sure exactly what you were looking for. Thank you for this ask, it was really fun putting this list together! Shout out to all these very talented writers. There's plenty more, but I don't want to inundate you. If you want more recommendations at a later date, feel free to ask me again 💕💕

[002yb]

I cried during your whole reply to the late ask. But please consider: Dick can't stand to look at Jaybin bc he feels too guilty and sad and he still thinks its his fault. And little jaybin is sad bc nothing has changed Dick still haces him no matter how much he loves him and Jason goes full mother on him bc a) he gets it, those are his feelings b) its a kid and Jason cant stand to look at a kid sad and c) if no one is looking out for him he might as well do. Damian is very !!!! Bc his position as jasons baby is in danger but also thats Jason as a *baby*. And Jason is just mothering two kids and Dick is taken out at the knees bc Jasons so perfect and protective and omG he wants to cry everytime he sees them. (Bruce is crying ln the corner and staring holes onto them) (Jason confronts Dick about making Jaybin sad and Dick cries)

Im so sorry this is so long but i got thoughts that i wanted to share bc your posts always make me happy<33 hope youre doing good and take it slow and one step at a time<3 love u<3

The angst potential from this angle of the double-Jay!AU, oh dear. It hurts in a different way from this post. But yes, let's explore:

Where Jaybin is so excited to see what's become of the future. He's eager to see how his small family is doing and if it's grown, what all Batman & Robin have achieved - what Jason has accomplished. More than anything, he wants to know that all their efforts have made a difference for Gotham.

Needless to say, Jaybin is left...unmoored, for lack of better words.

Because everything is wrong.

Bruce won't look at him. Dick still avoids him. Gotham is still fucked up. And just - Jaybin is welcome in the mansion, but it doesn't take a detective to realize that future Jason is estranged because everyone hates him, too

And ughhh, Jaybin trying to mend those burned bridges because he's alone and without proper support, but it's like he's a ghost

So, because Jaybin knows that it must be his fault, he singles out Jason. Without really understanding what happened, Jaybin blames himself and tells Jason to fix it.

Because Jaybin wants his dad back. He wants his family.

Jason being blindsided by 'his' upset feelings although they're nothing new. He's sat with them for years. No one understands more than him how fucking bad this grief hurts.

But Jason is Jason and while he feels a compulsion to help, the subject matter strikes him dumb temporarily

So Jaybin grieves because he can't understand what went wrong. Something something, he lashes out and says some cruel things about how they should just die

And that's what Damian overhears and like. This boy does not take kindly to the cruelty.

There's a Damian/Jaybin throwdown that finally snaps Jason back into action. He separates them and sends Damian off with a promise to tend to him later, but for now - Jaybin

With Jason patching Jaybin up. And them having a bit of a heart to heart.

Where Jason hears out everything that's bothering Jaybin and answering as patiently/kindly as he can. Things with Bruce? Can't fix that. Gotham? Work in progress. Bat methods are a joke, so he's trying his own thing.

And Dick?

What about him?

Jaybin kicking out his leg and grumbling about how Dick still hates them. He avoids Jaybin like the plague.

Jason being surprised at that. While it made sense back in Jaybin's timeline (something Jason has begrudgingly come to understand), Dick seems the sort to capitalize on a situation like this. Jaybin is, objectively, darling. And easily teased.

Jason grumbling about how Jaybin must have that crush by this point in time, huh?

Jaybin flustering because what? No. Shut up.

Jason snickering, then getting melancholic and soft. He shrugs and admits nothing comes of it. Better to give it up.

Have you?

It's the biggest call out.

It's not something Jason is dealing with, so he slaps a bandage on Jaybin's face and goes to tend to Damian

Which leads to sleepovers at Jason's flat. Where Damian bristles like a territorial cat because Jaybin is encroaching on Damian's Jason/space/etc. The only reason Damian behaves himself and begrudgingly looks after Jaybin is because Jason requests it of him. Damian definitely isn't happy about it though.

Which leads to a whole other side plot of Damian learning about who Jason was before he grew to be what he is. And Damian recognizing qualities he really loves about Jason in Jaybin, but also the differences. Like how all Jason's jagged edges aren't yet so piercing. Jaded, but not yet wrecked.

And of course Damian falls in love with Jason all over again contemplates his discoveries to Dick. Who is fondly reminiscent because he remembers well and sees it all, too. ;U;

But what's more? Dick recounting stories of the sparse times Jason and he were together. Damian noticing how Dick is so soft and melancholic and regretful.

Which, like - just hang out with him? Jaybin is here. Now's the time to make things right.

Which Dick is adamantly against because he's of the mindset that he'll make things worse. He always does with Jason. And Damian is fully just l: because really, Grayson? Pathetic. He wasn't there before; be there now. If Damian knows anything with any certainty, it's that Dick is unashamedly relentless. Is Damian wrong? )<

More than anyone, Damian knows the importance of Dick just…showing up. So.

Which leads to Dick asking Jaybin to go on patrol with him.

Needless to say, Jaybin, Jason, and Damian are dumbstruck because what

Jason and Damian? Jealous af (though Jason bites his tongue while Damian spits and sputters because he's Robin, damn it). Jaybin though? Starry eyed with the most brilliant of smiles

Commence a lot of Dick and Jaybin bonding as Dick steps up in the way he couldn't before. All while Jason and Damian get all huffy and petulant in the background.

But it's cool because Jaybin invites Dick over for dinner at Jason's one night. Which forces Dick and Jason to spend time together in a domestic capacity. But before that:

Dick being let inside the flat by Jaybin. And Jason peers around the corner to the kitchen because who the fuck?

His eyes going wide because wtf is Dick doing here?

'Whatever it is - it wasn't me.'

Which makes Dick grimace because he's not here on a case, Jaybin invited him

Jason being all wary because that's just how things are at this point. Still, he lets Jaybin have his company. It's fine. It's whatever. Jason was cooking extra anyway.

And yeah, something something Dick watching Jason be a caretaker

Dick minding his own business before Damian kicks him beneath the table and glowers at him because: 'don't get any ideas, Grayson.'

To which Dick is !! because what? No! No, no.

It's just surprising/disarming/sweet, is all. Dick's never seen Jason in this capacity. //3///

And yes. More dinners. Family patrols. Dick being brought more into the loop and Jason begrudgingly allowing Dick into their family unit space. Something something, Dick running errands after work or bringing home food. Everyone going out for some outings. Joint patrols. Just strong family vibes that heal all of them, tbh. ;U;

[nevereverthem]

Gotham : Season 1 Episode 2

Okay... Two weeks later I'm finally watching the second episode... I'm NERVOUS guys!! The more I learn about that show, the more I'm growing unhinged over the characters and the plots like AH!!

Breathe, breathe... Aaaaahhhh. Let's go.

OH MY GOD!!

The little montage of the previous episode!! So cool!! And it starts with Oswald's voice, which is a plus. 🙄 Yeah, I know. 🙄

Bruce, in the living room, in the dark, and a candle. Way to be dramatic...

What is he... WHAT!? You're tryna see how long you can hold your hand over a flame before it's too much or before you burn and die, you stupid!? Jim told you to "be strong", not to turn into the Human Torch!! That's the story of his life, boy hesitated between two superheroes. 🤣

Alfred coming in though. x) Bruce immediately getting up and moving away from the candle like he's been caught masturbating. 🤣 Yeah sorry I thought about that. 😭🙃

"blabla my bloody ass..." I can't help with how Alfred talks. I LOVE it. 🤣🤣 It's just... I thought the rich family and butler thingy would mean incredible politeness... NOPE! x)

Bruce, hand behind his back. Bro, you're not subtle!! You could have just nonchalantly put both your hands down like nothing happened. People don't ask if there's no clue. x)

A "terrible liar". No shit! x)

"Come on, show me." Aaww, Alfred tryna be soft. 🥹

OMG!! How Alfred got angry so FAST!! Man's also emotionally struggling... Bruce lost both his parents and now he's doing things like this, hurting himself... Alfred doesn't want to lose him too... 🥲

When I see the skyscrapers of Gotham... It looks like it's gonna be a fancy party or whatever... and you're in a dark alley in the streets with Selina. Not complaining though. 😌

Oh! A necklace... 🤔

The homeless whatever program... Sounds suspicious! 🤨

Selina being called "Cat"! Of COURSE!

WHAT!? What are they being jabbed with, damn it!? And the dude just shot the older guy left!? What on heart!? Run Selina, RUN!!

"Oh, fudge!" Like, we drug/kill people, but we don't curse. That's called manners. 🤣😭

The guy thrown through a window, dear GOD! Enjoy your dinner. 🙃🥲

Jim's face when he discovers the homeless guy that's been shot...

The military plate. 😱 That hits hard for Jim. Like it's become personal, you know.

Selina, watching... I mean it's her episode! And, she's got a thing for stalking, watching.

Harvey with the coffee "I bought you one but I dropped it." Just shut up! 🙃

The officer assumes that the "homeless junkie" jumped through a window!? Man!! I hate those assumptions!! Someone threw him, you dick! These cliché!

"You're not a bad guy, you're just a bad cop!" Jim got up to drop bombs!! 💥😱

Jim starting a fight with the other cop damn. X)

Harvey dropping HIS coffee is KARMA!! 🤣🤣

At the GCPD,

You see, the guy's not high!! He was assaulted!!

[I'm 5 minutes in and I've already written that much so you either bear with me or just go read something else. 'Cause it's gonna be a long ride!]

"Nobody gives a crap about us!!" So true...

"We're grown ups. We're smarter than you." STOP YOUR BULLSHIT!! You piss me off Harvey!! Am I gonna like him at some point or not? 'Cause your age doesn't determine your intelligence!

Harvey says that he's gonna "beat the truth out of him"!? What is that??

WHAT!? Harvey is such a damn hypocrite!! Jim tells him that he can't beat a 16 year-old down, so Harvey brings up the "not long since you put a man in the river". You're an ASS!! (and Jim did not do it 🙄)

Jim is a "pain in the arse" because he wants to do his job correctly!? Okay, right!! Tell me Harvey's gonna get better. 😭

OMG Jim pushing Harvey away! The reaction of the 16yo guy! x)

An officer, "Hey, watch the shoes, clown!" and Harvey just punches him!? I... Are the cops in Gotham all... yeah yeah, it's the city... 🥲 Harvey needs to sleep RIGHT NOW! "Shift's over." Damn right. 😅

Aaaaahhhhhh!! That's the scene!! Oswald tryna stop a car!! I'm already screaming!!

The WALK!! My little disabled baby. 🥹🐧 (I'm allowed, I'm disabled too)

The guys stopping, then moving, then stopping, then moving again... You can already see the shift on Oswald's face...

The song they listen to is nice though. Don't know what it is but appreciate.

Dick! Spraying Oswald in his face! Bro. Just hand him deodorant idk.

I have a thing for the way Oswald talks. Complete sentences with specific chosen words... The sound of his voice... Melting! 🫠🫠

A beer? Oswald drinking a beer is so odd to me. That goes with the "frat boys-ish" cliché then. Rure dicks who drink at any time. ~ I suppose.

"What the hell happened to you anyhow?" -> "It was my own fault. Foolish arrogance lead me astray." You see what I'm talking about!? 😍🫠 Or is it just me who lacks english skills? 🤔

"I'll be back." (I had to. x))

All it took was for the guy to tell him that when he walks he looks like a "penguin" and that was it! The shift bro!! How he stabbed the guy with the broken bottle. Damn it! I already knew about that scene but in context it's WOW!! Plus, the fact that he was already called "penguin" before he got his leg injured... And now the way he walks because of it adds to the nickname... Dude's had ENOUGH!! Then again, these guys were dicks, but I don't condone their execution dude! 😅🙃

💥 INTRO TITLE 💥

I mean, right after that scene is such a good choice!

"I thought you were with the program." The fact that their chief is in all this is AH. And the... "It's not like I can order you to break the law but... This is Gotham." 🤣😭 That city's cursed my boy!

AAAAHHHH!! Edward peeking through the glass door!! I'm hyperventilating again!!

He's always so giddy with excitement, it's so refreshing! Yeah, I know how it turns out... But let me appreciate just sheer enthusiasm. 😌

Btw, Harvey looks so done, while Jim is intrigued. x)

The "old Arkham Asylum". Here, we're talking about the real things, damn it!!

"Thank you, Ed." And he stays there... Of course, who decided that 'thank you' would also mean 'now you shall leave'? 🙄 Neurotypicals... 🙄

Arkham's been close for 15 years!? 😱 Suspicious again? Not so closed I guess...

Harvey asking if Fish Mooney is still mad at them... 🤣🤣 Wanna bet?

The band playing at her club is 🔥🔥.

"Bravo! Bravo!" Imma melt every time I hear french. 🫠🫠

Falcone!! Btw, how Butch immediately saw the change on Fish's face and got up! That's his job I know, but he genuinely looked concerned.

The face of the waiter though. His smile! Is he onto something or does his job amuse him that much? Like, "serving the Mob, how exciting!" x)

"Men who are about to die are very honest. It pays to listen to them." Lmao, me instantly thinking of Oswald in the previous episode. Btw, is Falcone always gonna drop these quotes? I'm all for it!

The Waynes and Falcone were sort of linked!? Oh crap. The two balanced each other... Huh, interesting. 🤔

Oh, the Maroni family...

"I never lose sleep over my enemies. It's my friends that keep me awake." SEE!? 😱😱 The man is dropping insane quotes each time he speaks!!

How Oswald metaphorically spat on Fish when he talked to Falcone. Dude tried to save his ass all the ways he could. x) 🥲

FISH!! Why ya lying? Why ya fucking lying? Blabla "deep love" blabla "respect" blabla "like a father"... Falcone's not buying it. He surely isn't that stupid.

Fish about her love life. 💔

Oooohhh that's why the waiter had that smile. 🤣🤣 He sleeps with Fish, right, right.

What!? WHAT!? The man gets beaten up in the middle of the club... I...

"Thank you for being honest with me. It means a lot to me. It shows wisdom and humility." -> Translation : "If you betray me, you'll end up like that guy (and/or) I'll break everything you love."

Aaww Oswald's picture. He looks so innocent. (He's not x))

Gertrud!! Renee and Crispus though.

"A woman!? You're sure?" Hum.... NOPE. x)

"GCPD?" "Like that, but honest." I can't argue with that. 😅🙃

Butch, I like the blue tie. ☺️

Fish swearing she's gonna kill Falcone some day soon. Damn! I know he dies, but is it her doing? 🤔

"I just wish that Penguin was still alive." OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣 "I didn't make that little punk suffer near badly enough." Well... Disabled for life is enough in my knowing opinion... 😅

OMG Oswald 🤣🤣 driving the car of the guys who took him hitchhiking and that he killed. 🙄

Where did he put the bodies though? 🤔

Oswald renting a van? "I'm not fussy." Hum, liar. But in your current state it's clearly enough. 🙃

The bodies are in trash bags? Man! Where did he get the bags though? 🤔

Btw, Oswald drives with his bad leg!! Doesn't that hurt?

OMG, the kidnapped kids waking up! 😱

Aaaaahhhh Harvey walking in, all heart-eyed for Fish, internally asking for mercy. 🤣

Jim still doesn't buy their bullshit and I appreciate it SO MUCH!!

"Guess you misjudged me." Nope, nope dude. You couldn't kill Penguin. She was right. But they don't know... Yet. 🙃🙄😅😧

"You're just a little sinner like the rest of us." Why does it sounds like she's trying to flirt with him? 😭

Still this "... no one cares to know." That infuriates me!!

Aw, Barbara and Jim. 🥰

"Can't believe the system is so corrupt."

"You have no idea."

"What do you mean?"

OOPS. 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Jim's face. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Jim, you're a terrible liar!! At least you can't lie to Barbara. She sees right through you!!

OMG how she called the newspaper just like that! AWESOME. 🤣😎

"Don't do it again." - "Yes, boss!"... Jim's breathing just after, like... They had fun I think. 🙄🥰

Gotham at night is always so different damn!

The guy who sells the drug : "I gotta stand up for what is right here."... Dude... You don't care about the children... You're asking for more money to run away and cover your ass...

"The doll maker doesn't tolerate failure..." The implications of his name sounds so creepy. 😭😭😭😭

"You didn't call the Gazette, but did your girl call the Gazette?" Harvey, deduction, on point at least. 👌

"You gotta learn to control your woman." SHUT UP RIGHT THERE YOU- AH!

"Kinda like her the way she is." Aw, green flag again.

Harvey'd talk about women, just... Yeah shut up.

OMG, the "bad guys" put on an act for the detectives, I can't. You know, the woman looks very cliché respectable... but she's not. 🙃

The guy in the corner holding a gun to the man in charge of the 'shop'... OMG x)

Each time I hear "Arkham Asylum" I can't help but think about Jerome... I CAN'T WAIT!! Okay... Calm down... I'm wet... Wait!... What was that? 🙄 (Btw, I know Jerome is like 17 - 18 when he's arrested... but the ACTOR was 21 at the time, so it's okay!! Not being disgusting here, thank you.)

"[...]The Wayne Foundation is planning on reopening the old place again." WHAT!? That was THEIR plan?? Okay, I'm out, I'm out. x)

OMG that was so COOL!! The whole speech and then the hint : "Nobody's safe!" Lights out, shooting! 😱

How Harvey yells "JIM!!" Corrupted cops, arguments, but still a partnership somehow. 😌

The owner erupting from under the table. x)

JIM!! GUN!! And his FACE. The determined gaze!! 🫠🫠

Jim shot the old guy in a snap of a finger!

He fell down the hole... Where does that lead to?

Rescuing these children at least!

OMG The Mayor, plus Harvey, Jim and their boss, plus the children in front of journalists. "[...]We will take care of you as if you were our own children[...]" BULLSHIT!! They are homeless children that you didn't care about before... But now it's on the news so it's important... Ladies and gentlemen, here is the truthful representation of society and politics! 🙃🙃🙃🙃

Oh, my bad, they're taking the kids off of the streets and taking them elsewhere. At least they're doing something... Selina's expression though. That looks like massive arrestation, not a caring program... But hey... Benefit of the doubt. 🤷‍♀️

A toast? Fuck you.

Foster homes for the "cute, undamaged" ones... And "correction facilities" for the others... WHAT ON EARTH!? Benefit of the doubt MY ASS!!

"I see you're using the child snatchers as a pretext to lock up children... without a trial." 💥 JIM! How I LOVE YOU! ❤️ Ain't afraid of no politician! The guy fooled a Mob boss. Ya think he's gonna let a Mayor alone?

"Thank you my friend. Valuable input. Most refreshing." I... I can't deny the Mayor's response is amazing. x) Amazingly infuriating, but on point!

OMG Alfred at the GCPD.

Aaww, Alfred is asking Jim for help concerning little Brucey. 🥹🥹😭😭

"Never had a child before." - "Nor me." x)

"Tea time, should we say." Is Alfred english? The man says "bloody" and talks about "tea time". I swear it's as cliché as that!

Bruce, the desk is so big compared to you. (Height jokes, I'm also very petite, mind you)

Is Bruce listening to METAL!? DUDE!! And those drawings? Man's entering his alternative phase. 🤣🤣 I'm ALL FOR IT! I know his parents were murdered and it's all dark, but let me fantasize.

Selina asking to talk to Jim Gordon!! Girl's been listening. Girl's tryna get a way out of juvi.

Aw, is it her mother in the necklace pendant?

Oh no! Don't let it hang off your pocket! You're gonna lose it. 😭😭

Selina's already went to juvi apparently, got some experience.

OMG!! Actually made me GASP!! The snatchers in the bus!! 😭😭 Selina instantly recognising the lady and the man. 😭😭

The Mayor's angry... Angry he's gonna look bad on the news yes. 🙄

For once, Harvey's right about hitting the drug seller guy!! Jim's standing still, watching. He's got his approval.

"He doesn't like it when I beat people, but for you he has no objection, why is that?" OMG Harvey, EXACTLY!! Jim's breathing gives it away though, can't say he likes it.

"Math. The lives of thirty children versus one scumbag." JIM!! 😮 Please, is he using the word "scumbag" to mimic Harvey? 🙄

"So I can beat you [...] and Saint Jim won't interfere." PLEASE 🤣🤣😭😭

When the man starts giving informations and Harvey wants to beat him again, Jim stops him. Jim stays Jim. 😌

Shipping containers? Really, human merchandise...

Selina hiding on the bus. OBVIOUSLY. Not subtle though. Duck your head, you stupid! 😭

Honestly, she couldn't have hidden efficiently. That's not realistic. The woman should have seen her!

Anyway, got out, hid under the bus. Fair.

The dude's really like "meh, miscounted, we have enough kids anyway." High five! I... Filthy little... AH!

Selina running away... She technically shouldn't have been able to escape... But again, there wouldn't be a story if she hadn't. 🙄

OMG the logo!!

Trident Intercontinental shipping... Really!?

"My eyes. She scratched me!" OMG the payoff!! Selina told the little boy to "go for their eyes" which she did!! AWESOME!!

OMG, she's got fucking CLAWS in place of her nails damn it!! 🩸🩸

Okay... Guy's been shot. RIP. I mean, you were working in children trafficking, so... No RIP. Go to Hell.

Bitch's searching for Selina... When is Jim gonna come to the rescue!? With a bunch of cops I hope...

Just, her ripped skinny jeans and leather jacket... 😌😌

Oh no, the necklace!! BUT, another payoff!! The necklace has been hanging for dear life on the edge of her pocket since she got on the bus!

"You are a very naughty little girl." Ok. 🙃

JIM!! I KNEW IT!! BABYYYYY!! Whack her!

Selina not wanting to say her name. Again. Meh, at least your wish was granted, you got to see Jim Gordon. x)

Harvey's here too, obviously. Is it just the two of them? Seriously!? There is no squad for rescuing a bunch of children!?

Yeay Harvey got the other bastard! At least he did that!

Oh, Wayne's manor! Alfred. Jim. And tea. 😉

Bruce : No sleep. When he does sleep he has nightmares. Burning, cutting himself... Brucey baby no 🥺🥲

No psychiatrist. That's the rule...

Alfred wanting to live up to Bruce's parents expectations for his education. 🥹 "Trust him to choose his own course."

"Sounds like a recipe for disaster." 🤣😭 JIM.

"He wants you to talk some sense into me." Aaaaahhhh Bruce eavesdropping!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Cackling, rolling on the floor. I know it's supposed to be sad, but I can't help it!

Alfred said "bloody" again! I swear! I'm gonna count them! x) 3 in 2 episodes for now.

"Alright, Bruce. Talk to me." - "I'm perfectly fine." Yup. That's the response of someone who's not doing well. I mean look at him. 🥲

"Alfred's a worrywart." Bitch. x)

Aaaaahhhh "Talking to someone can be very helpful." - "You must have seen terrible things in the war. Does it help you to talk about what you saw?" - "Yes, a little." - "You're not a very good liar." BOOM!! That exchange!! That's the second time in the episode that someone tells him that. I can't. x) Patterns guys. Patterns!

"I'm testing myself!" What did I say at the beginning, huh!?

Bruce grabbing a biscuit and sitting on the couch. I love when eating is used as a "fuck you/no thank" device. x)

Alfred standing in the corner. Cutie butler. 🥹

AaaaH Bruce talking about the children, talking about money... and Jim saying that what they need is someone to care for them, like Alfred does for him. Well played Jim, well played!! 😌🥹

"There must be something I can do." Oh. Callback? He couldn't do anything for his parents. Now he wants to do something whenever he can? 🤔😭

Oh, they were given clothes then! Right!

"After all this, you're sending us upstate?" Selina's so right! One more trauma for these children and now juvi. Yeay. 🙃🙃🙃🙃 STUPID!

She's 13? Bruce is 11. Huh!

Oh... Her mother is nowhere to be seen, legally considered dead... Another mystery. 🤔

"Go get him (Gordon), or I'll say you touched me." I... Oh My... Ah! She... Ok... Ah... "James Gordon... I'm gonna scream in about three seconds..." SHE IS AH!

Oswald aaaahhhh!! 😌😌

I was wondering when we were gonna get news from your whereabouts...

Laying on the van's floor... Is he wearing borrowed clothes from the man he rented the van from or... Is it the clothes of the dudes that he killed? Could be possible. I can't.

Baby? Your makeup is smudged.

OMG, Gotham's map!! Falcone. The Mayor ("oink"). Wayne. Harvey. Jim (stooge lmao). Fish (Bitch!) with the bloody knife! x) OMG that's someone who's got a plan! 😱😱

His phone ringing, how he got up though. OMG! He kidnapped the guy who was driving!? How did he... OMG!! Oswald!! Why did you... Ah!

Oh MY GOD!! How the guy's mother thinks it's a trick from her son! Like she isn't even trying! Oswald sent a fucking video and asked for 10,000$. He is even willing to lower the ransom. And the woman still isn't buying it! "Well that's disappointing." 🤣🤣🤣🤣 That's peak morbid comedy! x) "She didn't believe me. You must be quite the scamp." RIGHT, huh? How far must you have gone before, that your parents don't even bat an eye at your kidnapping, thinking it's a joke and not even doubting it a second!?

And, Oswald's smile. PLEASE!

Ah, Selina, here finally comes JIM GORDON. 🎉

"I've been watching you. You're friends with the boy. You're not like the rest of those folks." Jim immediately looking around, judging his own colleagues. Damn right girl! x)

"The boy? Bruce? What do you mean you've been watching me?" X)

I love that she's 13 and already got people around her finger. x)

She knows about Mario Pepper being a patsy. Jim is impressed, confused and worried. 🤣🤣

"Could you get me out?" - "It's possible." Jim bargaining. x)

"I saw who really killed the Waynes. Saw him clear as day."

Aaaahhh that's right! She was right there, hiding! Not to get killed herself! 😱😱 Did she actually saw what he looked like? I mean, Bruce saw him up close... Maybe Selina has other informations... details Bruce didn't notice... 🤔 We'll see...

OMG!!

It took me 4 hours to watch the episode & write down my reactions. I press the pause button so much, rewind too! It is so WORTH the time! 😌

Will we hear about the "doll maker" again? 🤔

Oswald got me thinking... He killed a man for a sandwich. Then killed a man for a car and kidnapped the other for money.

Btw, how did he do that, like... The guy should have had physical dominance, right? Let's say Oswald's got secret abilities!

But please! Does this mean he killed before? Like, the old fisherman wasn't his first? 🤔

Btw, that's some elaborate map/planning board that he's got there. That's so amazing seeing where he is now, and knowing what he's going to become later... That's some climbing the ladder of (criminal) success!

Where did he get all the pictures though? Newspaper, magazines??

Anyway...

Building, building, the second episode and more mysteries... and problems. 🤣🤣

Edward seems so innocent for now, that's... Ah!

Okay stopping now.

If you've read that far, THANK YOU!! 🫶💕

Looking forward to the next episode. 😌😍

[ragnarokhound]

>:3

just saying Icarus au would be too easy for this rn

uhhm

JayTim fire water personalities, clashing, hurting each other, fitting together as opposites

still not really an au hmmm

just gonna keep throwing ideas here

ohh wanna see a mermaid au in your style

or one of those free willy mermaid aus

deaging 🤔 of one character and the other gotta take care of them

bound by magic (in what way? who knows)

take ur pick

For the ask game!

AUGH ABYSS HOW DO I CHOOSE

But omg mermaids is so fun... It is one of my all time favorite self-indulgent urban fantasy aus haha, I still want to finish my teen wolf mermaid fic... Someday...

Mermaid aus are so good for the yearning. The secret keeping of it all, the 'we're from different worlds and idk how it will work unless one of us makes a sacrifice' of it all. And I kind of sort of already played this trope straight with the selkie fic I wrote for jaytim week this year, haha (selkies aren't technically the same as mermaids, but there's a big overlap there lol)

But I also like that the existence of Aquaman in DC lets you flip that trope on its head while still complying with canon! There totally could be real life mermaids in DC because low-key there already are lmao

This isn't quite what you asked for, but in that vein:

please entertain with me Atlantean!Tim who admires the Bats from afar. Most of my exposure to Atlantis/Aqualad is via the Young Justice cartoon (the glow up between the first seasons and the later seasons is still insane to me lol) so please imagine Tim found out about Robin when YJ made an appearance in Atlantis, or Tim got himself on the same track as, say, Lagoon Boy and hopes to join one day. He has the biggest crush on Jason Todd and Jason doesn't even know he exists

There are two vastly different directions I am torn between from here, but the funnier one is: Tim basically follows Jason home to Gotham. Cue Gotham getting a new harbor cryptid that's just an Atlantean with a crush and a very robust immune system lmao

Tim gets horribly sick for the first week or two (he's not keeping track) while his system reacts to the bullshit that is Gotham Bay - but he is determined to stick it out. Naturally, he gets found by a bat while he's shivering near the docks one day, following up on rumors about the kid from the black lagoon who keeps dodging harbor security. Bonus points if it's Babs, and she agrees not to tell Batman and Robin, at least until Tim is healthy. Bonus bonus points if it's not a bat who finds him, but Catwoman :^) (Fishy-fishy, I wouldn't let a goldfish swim around in this water, where are your parents, you're coming home with me--)

Meet-cute between Jaybin and Harbor Cryptid Tim involves a smuggling operation that Jason's been tracking. During the sting, he gets in over his head, ends up in the harbor, and Tim saves him from drowning

Jason knows Bruce hates it when Supers and other capes come to Gotham. He knows who Aquaman is. Ergo, he has to keep Tim a secret from Bruce. Cue sneaking around and hiding from Batman and all kinds of teenage dating tropes and shenanigans. Tim blushes 24/7 because, omg he's hanging out with his crush and he isn't freaked out by the whole Atlantean thing and he's helping Robin wow; meanwhile Jason is fascinated by Tim, exhilarated to have a secret from Bruce, and wondering more and more what it would be like to hold Tim's hand.

(Bonus: When Bruce finds out about Tim, the first thing he does is tattle on him to Aquaman. Follow those dominoes down to Tim being an Aqualad equivalent on the Young Justice team a few years down the road. OwO When they find Red Hood with the League of Assassins, Tim is right there with Dick trying to get him back.)

When I started writing this out, I did not intend for this to become cute baby jaytim with an atlantean twist, but that's where it ended up going haha

[aekatty]

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𝓶𝓸𝓿𝓲𝓮 𝓷𝓲𝓰𝓱𝓽 !!

ft. the strawhats

masterlist

a/n: going to see ayesha erotica tonight, omg what if she signs my right tiddy

what movies do the straw hats like?

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18+ !! MINORS DNI

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cw: my headcanons, if u don’t agree that’s fine just writing them cause it’s silly, grammar lowk rn cause im crazy

tags ✮⋆˙ crack fic, i just randomly thought of this and immediately had to write it on docs lmao, if it’s ooc i lowk don’t care

luffy

not say saying this to infantalize lil bro but i see him unironically into how to train ur dragon and mostly likely watched it over 100x. but tbh, i don’t blame him bc the movies are lowk gas so.

i also see him getting riled up over king kong vs godzilla or just any action movies like marvel. oh and he would definitely headcanon the crew as different marvel characters for funsies.

probably kins brad pitt

zoro

you cannot fucking tell me bro doesn’t watch kill bill or any bruce lee movie.

definitely got scolded by nami when she found him recreating a scene from charlie’s angels.

idk i don’t got a lot to say about him bc i feel like bro’s just interests are self-explanatory. he definitely is against the whole romance sappy shit.

nami

my girl loves some cute ass rom-coms, i can feel it. she definitely eats up 13-going-on-30 or 10 things i hate about you.

oh, she eats up telenovelas…who cares if it’s in another language, if it involves love, angst, and death, she don’t care. on the wings of love~

definitely cried watching marley and me, cannot tell me otherwise

usopp

this man is watching the rom coms with nami. he unironically loves romance movies. sure, he’ll watch a few action movies but come on…bro was prolly watching the new sydney sweeney movie his bestie (nami).

nami will invite him to the library while the whole crew is asleep for silly sleepovers. they’ll put on a random rom com while gossiping and giving eachother spa days.

him and nami were holding eachother while sobbing after watching the ending to marley and me for the 10th time.

sanji

watches any movie that discusses the beauty of culinary art.

he definitely enjoyed watching the menu and became fascinated with the horror elements that complimented a “sophisticated work of art.” oh and prolly watched the american girl movie with olivia rodrigo as grace (cause she’s like a baker in the movie lmao).

*sigh* ok so like he prolly LOVES titanic and imagine rose as nami. prolly tried sneaking into usopp and nami’s sleepover but got his ass beat cause he wasn’t chill enough to come ova.

robin

ik she into them campy movies or horror but mostly psycho horror. in terms of camp, definitely the devil wears prada. for horror, she’d prolly like hereditary(?) (lemme sit on it ill prolly change it later) or she’ll like them classics and im not talking about just 80s classic, no, she prolly watching dracula before it had fucking sound.

franky

fucking top gun maverick. bro is the definition of a gen x mom. or prolly crying to a studio ghibli movie or the notebook(?) OR he can be cunty by watching legally blonde bc elle woods is SUPPERRR tbh i think bro’s taste would lowk be diverse.

chopper

mid joining usopp and nami’s sleep over and crying with them to marley and me. or he prolly watching zootopia and would be so amazed bc it’s an allegory for segregation

jinbe

watching that one lowk boring movie about stocks with christian bale. lowk fucks with that one princess diana movie with kristen stewart. yk what, fuck it, he prolly fucks with the godfather.

brook

some stupid ass movie from the 50s?? full on black and white shit. wait, ok, i did a film class and all i can remember was like vertigo which was lowk good and whats up doc.

[cuephrase]

Are there any individual issues/short sections of the Tom Taylor Nightwing run you'd say are still worth checking out as little standalone/self contained things? I've read and enjoyed the 2021 annual (blood brothers) after seeing enough about it on tumblr but don't know much about the rest, and you've mention individual issues in other rec posts so it got me curious (and it's completely fine if you don't think you can recommend any).

asking me to be nice about TT?! *sighs* turns out i can be, actually, but um. only a little.

i'll preface all of this by saying, if you're interested in reading his run, you should. other people disliking a run is like...idk if this is going to make sense, but it's kind of like knowing the weather. you'll be like "hey, there's rain" and then you can either a) choose not to go outside, b) grab a coat and umbrella, or c) pull on a swimsuit and go dance. no wrong choices! maybe you get outside and it's more of alight drizzle, or maybe it's basically a tropical storm and you book it back inside and start batting down the hatches.

i could present you with people who's overall taste in comics i agree with who hate and love this run- actually, i was super hyped to read this run bc most of the people i'd talked to were like "OMG ITS SOOOO GOOD!!" and i was like "OKAY!!!" and then i was like 😗👉👈 maybe idk what good comics are?? (baby comic-reading cue felt wayyyy to new to the genre to trust their own opinions lmao. we're mostly past that now.)

but okay!! to answer your question: so post issue #91 is where my overall enjoyment of the run went like *imitates plane falling and crashing noises*. which. upon skimming from 78 to 91, i don't think i can say i was loving it that whole time, more like my tolerance threshold maxed out around there. bc uh. skimming i was like...yikes. i've also read way more Nightwing comics since, so like that could be factor.

ANYWAYS. me being nice:

#80 has some decent dick and tim!

#89 opens with a nice batman/superman/nightwing story, honestly can't remember if i liked the two-issue mini, but i'm going to guess i didn't bc even though i just looked i recall ✨nothing���

#90-91 is a fun dick and wally adventure, if i remember correctly???? wally stans don't shoot me, i haven't read a whole lot of him idk if he's written well here i'm sorry

#111-112 is decent. it's not like. groundbreaking. but yk. maybe i just liked it more than the stupid pirate arc and maybe my standards are low and Good Dad Bruce is a weak spot, IDK

ummmm past that?

i like this page from #79

this panel is from #83 if you want to like see it with your own eyes on page.

the Hug is in issue #100, which is a bigger to celebrate 100 issues, and it happens later, i think it's the third story? some people love that scene, others can't stand it, i am a whore for soft batfam moments so it's very precious to me, and also nice moments make bad ones hurt more what?

if you like dickbabs you might enjoy more issues too, i was neutral about dickbabs and this run made me...not neutral. but i've heard from people that do like dickbabs that they don't like how they're written here so also, maybe you won't like it even if you like dickbabs??

but yeah!! these are my not-hated TT nightwing issues. i think there are a decent amount where i liked a line or panel here or there, but like overall most of it is just...not my fave. but you could like it!! which, i feel like it's worth saying that it's totally valid if you end up engaging with the run more and liking it. you wouldn't be the only person in the world to like it. but it's also ending in 4 issues thank god, so um don't get too attached if you end up digging it lmao

the red hood annual is also the annual i've liked for this run, i actually love that issue sm lol. the second annual is all about the Lamest Most Scariest Villain Ever, boring, and then the most recent was all about bea, dick's love interest in his ric era, which i was excited for...and hated. that one isn't even on TT, tho. travis moore your gorgeous dick is not enough to redeem you on that one. WAIT I DIDN'T MEAN IT LIKE THAT-

thanks for the ask anon!! always good to practice loving your enemies i mean, i hope this helps, have fun <3

[murfpersonalblog]

IWTV S2 - Exclusive Special Preview Breakdown

I literally just got home and am speedrunning frame by frame through ANOTHER huge trailer that dropped while IRL had me in a chokehold today--AMC, y'all are tryna put me in the hospital, ISTG! We're EATING SO WELL in the fandom!

That's the SECOND MOFO to shoulder-check my daughter--DEATH to all of them!

past!Lesmand in Les Innocents I assume.

This is spiiiiiiiiiicy, cuz it directly links up with what they show later about Claudia's diaries:

I BET! You choke-slammed me like my a-hole father-uncle-brother did, and refused to toss his desanguinated husk in the incinerator with his 9-fingered sidepiece! DISHONOUR!

DRAG HIM, Claudia!

(Why even bother touching it, ew.) I love how JA's voice over is explaining how Lou & Claud have experienced true horror, and they show some dried out skeleton from Eastern Europe, knowing good & well some corpse is LIGHT, compared to the mess they've been through.

this is FERAL.

HD footage of the infamous too-effing-dark-and-blurry Loustat kiss. At long last.

omg Lestat is a TROLLLLLLLLLLLL 😅

I'm getting the impression that there's barely a scene WITHOUT Lestat haunting Louis, even when his new boo's right there! Poor Armand never stood a chance. U_U

Assad said "Armand cannot help but feel Lestat's presence--" you mean like LITERALLY? With the Mind Gift? So Armand KNOWS Louis is hallucinating Lestat the whole time!? 😱

DANG, Louis needs Lestat as a scapegoat to blame when things go wrong, but he also needs Lestat to be his guilty conscious helping him make the "right" decisions.

What's WILD is that SamStat's so dang good at being this p.o.s. we (via Louis' POV) are supposed to hate--but this isn't even Lestat! It's a literal figment of Louis' traumatized imagination, even moreso than the descriptions Louis gave to Daniel in 1973. It is so much clearer here WHY Louis went off on Lestat in SanFran, cuz he'd been dealing with a fake Lestat for possibly decades by then, driving him nuts, that Louis then raged against in the first interview. I really like that AMC is showing us this--it hits so much better than just getting a couple lines in the book, and next to zero references in the movie.

TELL IT, JACOB! Y'all know those friends/family that just LOVE a bad boy--someone toxic AF that no one in their right mind would seriously consider, cuz they're addicted to the high that DRAMA gives them. They don't feel like they're really living/loving if everything's not a freaking rollercoaster. Which is why REBOUNDS are often a bad idea! They never process their damage before jumping to the next inevitable disaster--Louis LITERALLY carrying his past baggage with him. U_U

"Die, Claudia." 😒

LOUMAND'S BEDROOM AT LONG LAST! 😭 It's so cool! (My nerdy The Sims gamer heart is having palpitations; it's nothing like I expected. ❤️ MORE jail/cage bars.)

Not a shocker--I bet these are the ones about Paris (neatly sliced out), not the ones about Bruce (torn out). The agreement part is interesting though, cuz Louis has to ask Armand's permission to see his daughter's diaries, which means Armand's the one keeping them away--the question is WHY? Cuz we know Louis' memorized her diaries. So I'm wondering if it's cuz Daniel's been poking so many holes that Louis' starting to doubt his memories about what happened, and needs to see them for verification? OR, Lou has no memories of what happened and what was on those pages, and Armand's like "We REMOVE the Damage So We FORGET The Damage."

Chile, you been knew Louis' cuckoo bananas--the REAL mystery is Armand.

Yeah, we been knew Ben Daniels was gonna out-Lestat Lestat, the man's oozing Charisma Uniqueness Nerve and Talent.

Meanwhile Louis looks beyond disgusted.

RIP to all the Meat being butchered on stage.

"Dare I say it's a much gorier season." PERFECT. I really wanna see them BE VAMPS, not just the Theatre. LFG! ^0^

[unknownmysticdream]

My reaction to what if season 3 so SPOILERS FOR IT

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Episode 1 i immediately got annoyed. CAUSE I GET THAT BRUCE COULD GET MAD REALLY EASILY IN ANOTHER UNIVERSE BUT WDYM THE STORM ANNOYED HIM. But I did kind of like the episode with the friendship between Sam and Bruce, and the ending made me so sad for bruce.

Episode 2 I loved Agatha and Kingos odd friendship, very confused on how Howard decided to be a director, but I liked the episode and found the dancing and fighting funny and loved how Agatha looked.

Episode 3 I LOVE BUCKY AND ALEXAIS DUO AND THIS ENTIRE EPISODE like I love how they unintentionally just eradicated Tony's trauma and literally avoided future problems with bucky not killing Tony's parents because of alexai and then bucky pushing of obadiah stane of the roof killing him and how bucky fought off the command. AND THE ENDING WAS TRAGIC.

Episode 4 i didnt like this, they made another oc (when they had a bunch of characters at there avalability (but im also glad since they dont know to write there characters clearly)) AND THEY MADE DARCY GET WITH A DUCK AND HAVE A CHILD WTF NO JUST NO THATS WRONG SO WRONG I HATE IT that entire episode was the worst thing ever I hate the child, the only thing I liked is seeing loki and like all the different villains

Episode 5 I liked the episode and felt so bad for the surviving people. Also, that PLOT TWIST. It was so unexpected, LIKE MY HEART DUDE, oh, and then the watcher INTERFERES. And i love him interfering because OMG, i may not love riri much, BUT I FELT BAD FOR HER, AND THEN THE AVENGERS LOGO AS A SIGN OF HOPE HAS MY HEART).

Episode 6 I didn't hate this but didn't love this either, because i still dont get how this works at all with the wild west theme. Then this was just annoying me, Kate. JUST SHOOT THE GUY. HE KILLED YOUR WHOLE FAMILY WHYY- and the reasoning being "he deserves to be tortured", and then NO HESITATION, SHOOTS, seans FREAKING SISTER WHO YOU DIDNT KNOW WAS HIS SISTER BUT KNEW WAS THE HOOD WHO ALSO DID TERRIBLE STUFF AND DESERVED TO BE TORTURED EQUALLY BUT NO LETS PUT THE HOOD OUT OF THERE MISERY. but otherwise, I do like kate and shang chi's duo.

Episode 7 I liked seeing Nebula again, even if it was like just a second. Out of the new team, Storm is the only character in that team i fully love, and i absolutely hate Byrdie. I didn't love the episode but didn't hate it (unless I saw Byrdie because I just can't, WHAT WHERE THEY THINKING).

Episode 8 IM SOMEWHAT HAPPY WITH THIS (this episode is one of the only reasons I watched season 3). I loved seeing the watcher surprised LMAO and hearing the fact that he did talk to stephen about his own duty. Then, later on the whole everyone taking the oath felt wrong, not going to lie. I mean, yeah, it was cool, but I feel like it should not have been that easy and then the death, I honestly didn't love Peggy but i dont hate her completely and was pretty sad about the way she died And then i was like thinking YOU SHOULD HAVE KILLED BYRDIE INSTEAD IDC THAT YOU JUST MADE THE OC) and the part which made me the most happy and is the main reason i watched, STEPHEN IS SOMEWHAT ALIVE AS THE PLANET LETS GO, AND HE HELPED BY COMPLETELY LEAVING THE OTHER WATCHERS WITH NO POWER ON HIS PLANET WOOO (I wish we saw stephen as a galactic sort of ghost, idk how. But still, i liked the stars outline of him. I also love the idea that he's walking around the place as a ghost and has the capability to show himself to others but chooses not to since everyone on that earth forgot him once the world was remade. I also like the idea of Peggy seeing stephens spirit once she died, and then when death collected her, she saw her steve).

My favourite episode of this season is probably episode 3. Because i love the ideas of how the future of that episode with bucky could go.

[zeroducks-2]

Pretty out of nowhere but,, What do you think about dickdami as a ship?

No worries anon, you can keep asking me about ships for that ask game, I love to blather ♥ (it's here for who's interested, if you reblog it I'll surely ask you about some ships!)

but anyway, absolutely yes

I ship it!

What made you ship it? I wouldn't be able to say exactly what it was. I think I've been lowkey shipping them since forever, then at some point I started warming up to Omegaverse AUs (in the sense that I've always loved ABO but my head had to sort of "make it work" in a DC superheroes situation), and at that point I was like YES, OMG Y E S. Especially because of Damian's clear-as-day crush on Dick.

What are your favorite things about the ship? Dami is a possessive little shit, and Grayson is his. Dick in skintight suits was surely his sexual awakening and his first crush, and I can easily see how the little demon would fixate on the idea that as soon as he's old enough, he and Dick are supposed to be together. In an ABO situation it works even better, especially when Dick is an Omega and Damian and Alpha because it validates the aforementioned mental process - "after I present me and Grayson will be together as mates". Dick meanwhile is there smiling like "he's a kid, he'll grow out of it sooner or later". No he won't :) (and also, I don't think Dick would ever be able to tell Damian no in whatever circumstance which makes it even juicier, intermingling with Dick's sense of shame and inability to resist when someone pressures him into something, which is something that Bruce took advantage of for Dick's entire life) If we're talking about a Reverse!Robins situation it also works amazingly. (I know, I know. I a lot of people hate the whole reverse!robin thing. "Damian shouldn't even be called Robin because that's a Dick Grayson thing!", "Stephanie makes no sense as Red Hood because she wouldn't care about Batman not avenging her!" LISTEN!!! I know. You are correct. However it is FUN to imagine the batkids with their ages reversed and their roles blurred, especially for shippy reasons, therefore I do not give a fuck ♥ Love you) Like imagine adult, bitter, troubled Damian finding the light of his life in this kid who lost his parents in such a gruesome way, having to teach him and guide him, be his mentor and his moral compass, in turn learning how to work his own skewed sense of justice. Imagine adult, touch-starved Damian having his heart beating so fast when this kid hugs him and falls asleep in his arms, needing comfort and giving so much warmth at the same time. Imagine stone-hearted, disillusioned Damian experiencing so much wonder at seeing this kid grow up and treat him like the most wonderful, precious human being that ever existed, even if Damian perceives himself as cold, unforgiving and unlovable. And when this special, one-in-a-million kid starts blushing every time they take their suits off, and getting clingy and jealous or anyone who buzzes around Dami, and obviously feeling for Damian something which is not just brotherly love, well. At that point what is even Damian supposed to do - Dick is his everything, and he wants to keep being Dick's everything in return.

Is there an unpopular opinion you have on your ship? Probably what I just wrote, meaning that I normally prefer the ship when it's a Reverse!Robins situation (but I like it in any form anyway)

[koko-raccoon]

What are some of your favorite quotes from Bob’s Burgers? Can be a top five, can be from a specific character or episode, can be from the movie, anything you want!

Omg babes this was so fun but at the same time so hard 😭 I tried to limit myself to ones I quote on the daily but a few extra faves snuck in hahah

Linda: Here's the thing, Bob -

Linda: I hate this freaking Phone, Bobby!

Rudy: I can't have pasta but I'll have a bowl of sauce

Linda: I'll make sauce :)

Gene: they called me Pumpkin and I liked it! Everyone call me Pumpkin from now on!

Tina: She's a man-eater like Ms. Pac-Man, here.

Gene: Ms. Pac-Man eats ghosts and fruit! Don't bring her into this!

Andy: We'll try anything!

Ollie: I tried shrimp at my aunts house!

Jocelyn: She's in my math class and she makes me sad

Fanny: No! I'm sleepy!

Rudy: *jumps his bike off a tiny ramp* they should serve a meal on that flight

Rudy: It's ok. God saw.

Calvin: Just hurry up and get in the van we still need to find that dammed alpaca!

Louise: Seriously?! We've been on this thing for a freaking hour, and no one's barfed. Gene even had a snack.

Bob: I'm funny in the wall

Teddy: Bob, you're like an Ewok.

Teddy: Wait, why am I an

Ewok?

Teddy: No reason. Hairy. Excitable.

Bob: I'm going over there.

Teddy: You're a feisty little Ewok.

Frond: should it really be about poop or whatever the hell Rudy is doing?

Rudy: it's on my dad's "getting pumped for date night" mix

Bob: I'm Bruce Springsteen

Linda: Bruce Springsteen? Not really :/

Zeke: Footloose it!

Flips: I got my lips caught in my braces

Teddy: Shelly's your mom?

Flips: she's YOUR mom! nah, she's my mom.

Gene: Jingle in the Jungle is an American classic you'll thank me when you hear it!

Gene: why is there a dinosaur over your tar pit?

Bob: I hope your car doesn't run out of batteries!

Teddy: cars don't run on batteries, idiot! They run on gas! And batteries! Dammit!

Teddy: Now I got to build Trev a pretty intricate doghouse.

[Later on in the episode]

Jimmy Pesto: If I wanted weird, I'd listen to Trev talk about some crazy doghouse he's getting.

Gene: I thought that was his wiener.

Tina: Miyoko’s a girl.

Gene: Her wiener. Sorry.

Felix: I wonder if it's a giant squid trying to mate with us

Calvin: Well it can do alot worse

Louise: Hey, you woke us up.What gives, Teddy? We need our sleep. We're so little.

[ijustthinkhesneat]

This is glorious. Jason and Tim are really similar in that they don’t really feel like they are part of the family. Tim thinks Bruce views him as a coworker at best and a pest that wormed his way into his life at worst. Jason thinks his dad is indifferent to him at best and hates him at worst. They think of Dick and Damian as their brothers but don’t have the relationship with either of them that they share with eachother.

Imagine with me:

Bruce and Dick find out from overhearing a discussion between Jason and Roy that Jason tries to take all the hits for his family so he feels useful. That the cuts and bruises and scars remind him he has a family, even if they don’t love him. Just shatters Bruce. Dick is devastated beyond consoling. Next time Jason comes to the cave for patrol they are love bombing him so hard. And Bruce is just like, “You don’t need to always protect us to be loved. You’re my son and I will love you and will protect you no matter what.” And Jason just is bawling, like omg his family loves him and accepts him it’s all he has ever wanted and more.

For Tim they find out he has been awake for like 120 hours and in his delirious state he starts yelling at Bruce when he tries to take him to bed that he needs to keep working so that Bruce won’t get rid of him. And he just has a full break down about how he needs to be useful because he knows no one loves him but he loves his family and doesn’t want to be alone again and just passes out. When Tim wakes up like a day later his immobilized in a giant cuddle pile and everyone is like we won’t let you leave till you know we love you!!!!

[redroomwidows]

Anger & Excitement

WARNINGS: Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings spoilers! Specifically the first post-credit scene. Swearing.

SUMMARY: Y/n didn’t get to meet any avengers

WORD COUNT: 635 (This is long for me lol,)

I love Shang-Chi so much omg. This popped into my head this morning, and I got so giddy writing it. 

Send in a Shang-Chi request

Shang-Chi x fem! reader

“You met who?”

“Captain Marvel…” 

“Oh my god!” 

It was meant to be a quiet night in for Shang-Chi and his girlfriend, they had ordered pizza and a weird rom-com based off the avengers was playing on in the background. After the week Shang-Chi had had, he just wanted to sit and cuddle his girlfriend. But now…

“Why didn’t you tell me?! I love her!” Now, Y/n had pulled away from his embrace, and was on the other end of the sofa, giving Shang-Chi an indignant look. 

“I am telling you!” Shang-Chi responds with the same volume, he knew Y/n wasn’t really angry, she just loved to be dramatic “It only happened yesterday,” he grins as he watches Y/n’s eyes widen 

“Yesterday?! When I said no to going out with you and Katy?”

“Yep,” His grin gets wider when Y/n grabs a cushion and screams into it “You said Grey’s Anatomy was on” 

“I could’ve met Captain Marvel!” she bangs her head against the cushion 

“You didn’t even know who she was until Thanos’ second attack,”

“Yeah,” Y/n whines “But she’s so cool. Listen,” she puts up her pointer finger, and she looks at Shang-Chi seriously, although a smile is threatening to break out as she looks at him (look he was cute when he was being annoying, with that stupid grin on his face) “If I’m ever in immediate danger and she’s around, don’t bother saving me,” 

“You’re saying you’d risk death to meet her?”

“Hm…maybe not,” Y/n thinks “Okay do save me. What I’d give to be wrapped up in either of your arms” Shang-Chi snorts and Y/n glares at him 

“Sorry,” he turns away and covers his mouth to laugh and Y/n grins before moving so she can wrap her arms around Shang-Chi’s stomach again. As she does, resting her head on his chest, he leans down, still laughing, to press a kiss to her head, even if he did mainly get hair.

“I love you,” he grins

“I love you too,” she looks up to kiss him on the lips “Don’t worry, you’re still my favourite hero Bus-Boy”

Shang-Chi’s face sobers up along with his voice “I hate you” 

Y/n laughs “I’m joking - I’m joking” she keeps laughing though and although annoyed, Shang-Chi still smiles. 

When she’s calmed down, Y/n starts speaking again “What did Captain Marvel even say?” 

“Nothing much, she just said she didn’t know where the rings were calling to, and that Bruce had her number,”

“Bruce?” Y/n questions “Like Bruce Banner”

“Yeah…”

“What the fuck?! You met Banner as well?!”

“Yeah! It was so cool!”

“I know it’s cool!” Y/n whines “The dude brought half the population back with a snap of his fingers!”

“I mean, he did that as the hulk,”

“Are you saying the hulk’s not cool,”

“No! The hulk is definitely cool!”

“God, you met two avengers,” Y/n stares up at him “How are you not excited?!”

“I am,” Shang-Chi has a grin like a little kid “I just didn’t want you to be upset,” Y/n turns her whole body around she her body is facing her boyfriend, not the TV, he groans as she jabs him with her elbow. 

“Ow,”

“Sorry,” she reaches up to hold his cheek with her right hand, holding herself up on the sofa with her left “I can be angry and upset, while also being happy and excited for you,” Y/n assures 

“It was so cool,” Shang-Chi whispers and his girlfriend grins 

“God, I bet,” 

“Do you want to hear the whole story?” Y/n can see the excited glint in his eye and she gives him a soft smile

“Definitely,” 

 A few minutes later, Shang-Chi has finished and Y/n is once again on the other end of the sofa “You sang Hotel California with Wong?!”.

I’m not tagging anyone since this has spoilers! However, I will tag people who reblogged a post I made about wanting to be tagged in Shang-Chi fics lol. 

@cutierocker202 @badass-dora-milaje​ @lovelybarnes​ @stydiapercebeth12​ @janetsnakehole02 (can’t tag you, but I saw your tags and you were keen lol).

Also @florenceyelena because I love you Lish.

[randominagines]

This is silly and your great btw but could I request Loki x reader please. Where the reader comes out of surgery anesthesia with the side effect being temporary amnesia. And when reader see's Loki she instantly falls in love and try's hitting on him.

Omg thank you so much for the compliment! This is not silly at all, thanks for the request. Hope you like it. Also, I've realized how long this was going to come out (since the idea is soooo good) and decided to write a part two, I hope this is okay with you!

Pairing: Loki X Fem!reader

Setting: Asgard

Warning: fluff

P.s. if you find any mistake please correct me, English is not my mother tongue and I want to improve. Reblog, if you can, it helps a lot, thank you💕

P.p.s. gifs belong to the creators.

Amnesia

"Are you sure she is strong enough to travel?" Thor asked while looking at his best friend, y/n. Tony nodded imperceptibly. "Yes, I think she might need Asgardians cures to heal completely, take her there." He said and Thor nodded while taking her in his arms. She slightly moved but didn't open her eyes. The God of Thunder smiled at Tony. "Thank you for saving her, taking her on Asgard would have been fatal. I'm grateful to the midgardians technologies." He said and Natasha softly chuckled while Bruce put a hand on his shoulder. "No problem, Thor." He said and Steve walked toward them. "Hope we'll see the both of you soon, goodbye, Thor." He said and the God nodded before asking Heimdall to open the Bifrost.

As soon as he arrives on Asgard, Heimdall immediately walked to him. "What happened to y/n?" He asked, his voice filled with concern. Y/n had been Thor's best friend since they were teens and everyone knew her and adored her. Thor shook his head and started walking toward the palace. "Midgardians had to put her asleep to save her life, she had been stabbed during a mission. She should wake up in a couple of hours but she needs my mom," He explained and Heimdall nodded. "I'm taking her to her chambers, see you later." He said and walked away.

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Loki walked to y/n's bed, his steps silent and his hands entwined behind his back; as soon as he had been warned about what happened to her, he immediately decided to go check on her. He leaned forward to look at her: she was peacefully sleeping, her chest lowering and rising regularly, she looked beautiful. Loki shook his head and mentally scolded himself: after all those years, they never managed to get along, but at the same time, he never once stopped finding her interesting. She was beautiful, skilled, incredibly smart, independent, and for as much as they used to argue all the time, there was some sort of sexual tension between them.

Loki reached his hand to brush a lock of her hair from her face, but the sudden noise of footsteps approaching made him immediately take it back. "Brother! What are you doing here?" Thor asked while sitting on a chair next to her bed. Loki rolled his eyes. "Mother asked me to make sure y/n had not waken up without anyone around." He lied, his voice sounded bored. Thor nodded. "I hope she's going to be okay." Thor whispered while staring at her, Loki chuckled. "Of course she is, she is too much of a stubborn little devil to die. Don't worry." He said and his brother looked at him. "It's easy for you, you never cared about her." He said. Simple yet effective words that hit Loki like a proper fist. He shook his head. "What?" He asked, his mouth parted. Thor laughed. "You did nothing but hate her all these years, the whole palace knows how much you can't stand each other." He said and Loki nervously puffed: how could he explain what he felt? A sort of attachment due to the fact that every single exchange of word between them was challenging, sassy, stimulating, interesting. How could he explain that, for as much as they never looked like they could get along, there was a silent respect between them? He couldn't, because even Loki couldn't fully explain that to himself.

Before he could try to articulate his thoughts, y/n moved: she slightly turned her head and Thor took her hand. "Y/n?" He softly called her, his hands shaking. Loki felt his stomach twisting: he knew Thor had no romantic feelings for y/n and that she was like a sister to him, but he couldn't help but think that y/n, on the other hand, could in fact be in love with Thor. The thought of her being with someone made him sick and Loki didn't even know why. He took a step back to give Thor the chance to have a moment with her, but kept his eyes on her. Y/n slowly opened her eyes and squeezed them a couple of times to bring the imagines into focus. Thor smiled. "Little one, how are you feeling?" He asked while caressing her head, she frowned and sat up, her hand running to her hip, where she had been stabbed. "Where am I?" She slowly asked, Thor smiled. "I took you to Asgard as soon as Stark told me you were strong enough to travel. Do you..." Before he could ask another question, she pushed his hand away. "Who are you?" She asked.

Thor and Loki both widened their eyes. The God of Thunder almost dropped his jaw. "Y/n, I'm -- I'm Thor, your best friend..." He whispered but she massaged her forehead, she looked in pain. "Thor... I don't know you." She said, her voice a whisper. Thor shook his head and put his hands on her shoulders. "No no no, of course you know me, we have been best friends since we were kids, y/n..." He tried to say, but she stood up real quick and looked at him. "Don't touch me." She commanded, her eyes stuck into his and her combat reflexes automatically showing in the was her body was positioned, ready to snap. Thor opened his mouth and stared at her. "Y/n..." He whispered and tried to stand up but Loki walked to him. "Brother, why don't you give her a moment? She might have lost her memory." He asked and then looked at y/n, and he finally noticed: she was staring at him, he eyes intensively analyzing him and her lips slightly parted. She was absolutely mesmerized by him. She blinked twice before speaking. "Who are you?" She asked while walking to him, Loki tilted his head. "I'm Loki, his brother." He answered while she stopped just in front of him. "Do I know you?" She asked while putting a hand on his chest, almost instinctively. He nodded but Thor stepped in the conversation. "You do and you hate each other." He said and Loki almost punched him. She raised an eyebrow and looked at him. "Impossible, how could I hate you?" She asked and removed her hand from his chest. Loki sighed. "Let's say we never exactly managed to get along." He admitted but she softly smiled at him. "We could start now." She simply said and Loki mischievously smiled, his eyebrows raising.

Thor widened his eyes. "I'm -- I'm going to visit Stark, he has something to explain to me... Take care of her, I'll be back in a couple of hours." He said and left the room in total shook. Y/n sat on the bed and looked at him. "Loki, tell me, why do you hate me?" She asked and he shook his head while sitting next to her. "I don't, it's just... We have two strong personalities," he said and she nodded. "Let's say that if we walk in the same room it is most likely to end up on fire, Pet." He concluded and shrugged. She softly chuckled and stared at him. "Pet?." She asked and he blushed a bit. "That's how I call you, because you're an annoying pet." He explained and she smiled. "I like Pet, and I like fire." She said. Loki smirked, his blue eyes stuck into hers. "I like it too." He added. She turned to face him and smiled. "I say we call a truce and enjoy our time together, what do you think?" She said and he immediately nodded, his smile getting bigger. "I agree. You can start hating me again as soon as your memory will be back." He joked but she shook her head. "I suspect I never actually hated you, you know?" She asked and brushed a lock of her hair behind her ear. He chuckled. "It's the amnesia talking, Pet."

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"A couple of weeks and the memories should be back, that's what Banner said." Thor explained to Loki while they both were staring at y/n. She was talking to Frigga and she looked uncomfortable. Everything was like it was new to her and she felt a bit lost. Loki nodded. "We'll take care of her." He said and his brother immediately turned to look at him. "Loki, I'm warning you. Don't take advantage of the situation." He said and Loki frowned, his eyes filling with confusion. "What do you mean?" He naively asked and Thor sighed. "I've seen the way she looked at you, I think she likes you. She might have forgotten but you haven't, don't pretend you like her just to sleep with her." He said. Loki widened his eyes and turned his head to look at him. "Have you lost your mind? Do you think I need stupid tricks to sleep with someone? Do you think I need to take advantage of a person to have sex? You're pathetic and if that's what you think of me, you're also stupid." He immediately scolded him, his voice filled with rage. Thor stumbled back, not expecting such an aggressive reaction from his brother. "I'm sorry, brother, it's just... I thought you didn't care about her." He tried to justify himself, but Loki shook his head. "You know nothing." He whispered before walking to y/n and leaving a very confused the Thor all alone.

*A WEEK LATER*

"So, did you use to win all the time or was I able to beat you from times to times?" Y/n asked, her body on the floor and Loki standing on the top of her, his hand immobilising her while he chuckled. "You actually beat my ass very often." He said and stood up while reaching his hand to help her stand up too. They were training together that day and Loki was particularly determined. "Let's try again then, so I can kick you ass." She joked and he laughed, but as soon as she stood up, she moaned in pain and put a hand on her hip. Loki immediately kneeled down and looked at her. "Let me see." He commanded and she slowly removed the hand: the stitches on her hip had reopened. Blood was coming out of it and soaking her shirt. Loki put a hand on her hip. "Stay still." He said and she nodded while looking at him. A green mist came out from his hand and she felt a tickling sensation spreading from her hip. As soon as he raised his hand, the wound was healed completely. He winked and stood up while she softly smiled. "Thank you, Lo." She thanked while staring at him. Loki put a hand on her hip again and caressed it. "It should be okay, and don't thank me, it's no problem." He said, his hand still on her hip. She took a step closer and crossed her arms around his shoulders, her eyes stuck into his and their faces just centimetres away from each other. "I need to tell you something..." She whispered, her lips near his ear. He bit his lower lip and nodded. Instead of saying something, she immediately snapped and managed to take him down, her knees on his arms and her hands blocking his. She leaned forward and looked at him. "You easily get distracted." She concluded and he chuckled, still a bit surprised by her sudden move. He shook his head and smirked, his lips almost on hers and his eyes scanning her face. "Well, Pet..." He whispered and tried to kiss her while she closed her eyes. Before their lips meet, he pushed himself up and managed to flip her on the floor, his body in control again. She sighed in frustration and he softly chuckled. "You fell for your own trick." He said and rubbed his nose against her. She bit her lower lip and shook her head. "I can't believe it, Pet, seriously I..." He tried to joke but she rolled her eyes and cupped his face. "Shut up and kiss me." She said, eyes stuck into his. He froze for a second, but just a second, then he smirked and immediately crushed his lips on hers.

Her hands travelled to the back of his head, fingers running through his pitch black hair while he caressed her waist. He licked her lower lip to demand for entrance and she parted her mouth, their tongues meet and danced together while she opened her legs to make space for him to come closer. He put a hand under her body and pulled her toward himself, their bodies were now attached while they kept kissing. She felt butterflies erupting in her stomach, she had been wanting to kiss him for days and spending the entire week with him didn't make it easy to her to think about something, anything else. On the other hand, Loki felt his heart exploding with happiness: that was the confirmation that he had been having feelings for her since he didn't even know when. She smiled on his lips, a soft chuckle escaping from her mouth. "Don't think I won't kick your ass later." She said and bit his lower lip, he grinned and looked at her in total adoration. "As I said, an annoying Pet." .

Pt. 2