#bruce banner posting

[turtlesystem]

thank you , kind fellow .

I miss my wife tails

I miss her a lot

[bethsvrse]

please PLEASE learn how to tag your fanfics. Don’t tag fluff when it’s angst, don’t tag smut when it’s fluff and please don’t tag characters that ARENT EVEN MENTIONED IN THE FIC!!!!

[soosoosoup]

snowzone

[mysticdevils]

avengers + name meanings

“‘cause if we can’t protect the earth, you can be damn sure we’ll avenge it.”

[turtlesystem]

LITERALLG BRUCE BANER!!! BRUCE BANNER!!! ITS BRUCE BANNER GUYS!!! BRUCE BANNER >_< BRUUUCE BANNER AERESFHFHB (we are bruce banner . we can confirm)

So we definitely need more positive representation of DID, but you know what would be funny? Mildly inconvenient representation of DID.

Oh the world is ending and you need to know about this one specific thing? Yeah I have a guy for that but he doesn't feel like fronting right now

Sorry what's happening rn is this the bad guy? Yeah I just switched in idk what's going on

I know you're dating one alter but we're currently co-con with another alter who hates you so idk how I'm feeling rn

And just who do i think I am? It's funny you should ask that I actually don't know right now

[loloisloco]

Peter: *Gets stabbed and is taken to banner to stitch him up*

Peter: This is the worst day of my life

Tony: I know I'm so sorry kid I should have-

Peter: I'm literally so embarrassed why is Bruce here

Tony: What the fuck.

[augustvandyne]

Hey! could you please right a natasha x wife r? Idk if you remember when the avengers have to take refuge and they have to go to clints house (he's reluctant bc he has a secret family only nat knows about)? well could you write it so it's actually nats family that no one knows about? and she's super reluctant to take them there

everyone's alive and no one knew she had a family (not even clint) and the timeline is SUPER wack bc plot twist, yelenas already there. the avengers are hurt nat didn't tell them and they're kinda mad too

nats wife doesn't like having them there bc it's her home and they're putting them all in more danger then they normally are in. the kids don't like them either bc they 'take their mom away' or something like that (but the kids adooore their aunt yelena)

this is super long I'm sorry but the idea has been plaguing my head and I feel like it would be fun to read about. thank you and have a great day!

hi! yes! don’t worry about it being too long, i’ll listen to and write whatever thoughts you have.

safehouse

You and Yelena were baking a cake when pack of Avengers came piling through the front door.

You were expecting Natasha later in the week, and alone. Not with the danger that is literally standing in your doorway.

That was the best part of this place, there was no danger. Nat left work at work, and when she came home all she focused on was her family—you, Yelena, and your two lovely children.

So you were definitely surprised, and not happy, to see the other five Avengers.

You walk further into the living room, and when Nat sees you, her face is immediately apologetic.

“Babe—“

“Who are all these people?” Yelena comes and stands beside you in the living room, staring up at all the men.

“This is Steve, Clint, Tony, Thor, and Bruce. They’re my friends,” Natasha shrugs.

“Uh, no, we’re not your friends now,” Clint crosses his arms with sass.

“They’re the Avengers,” You correct your wife. “And they shouldn’t be here.”

“Listen, I wasn’t going to even bring them here, but—“

“It’s our fault, ma’am,” Steve interrupted.

“Oh, here we go,” Tony throws his hands in the air.

“What?” Steve whines.

“First the language, and now the manners. Good god,” Tony rolls his eyes.

“Okay, take it elsewhere. More preferably, back to where you came from,” You fake smile, earning a glare from Nat.

“Where are the kids?” Nat asks, and you get the feeling she needs to talk. Alone.

“Upstairs in the playroom. Yelena, why don’t you take them outside to play on the swing set?” You ask sweetly.

“Ah, gotcha,” Yelena gave a look to Natasha that said, good luck.

The kids say hello to Nat, made faces at the men still in your living room, and then squealed with joy out the door because their mama is home.

You looked away from the door and back up at the Avengers once again. Nat softly grabs you by the arm and pulls your towards the other side of the living room.

“What are they doing here, Nat?” You lean closer, your foreheads slightly touching.

“I had no other choice,” Natasha’s raspy voice makes it hard not to forgive her.

You sigh and purse your lips.

“Really,” Nat insists. “If there was any other choice, I would have made it. We just got into a little trouble, and need to camp out for a few days.”

You made a vow not to ask what trouble she was in, so you kept your mouth shut when she says this.

“Okay. But if there’s even a little bit of damage to the house, they are paying for it,” You lift your head up and walk back towards the group, Natasha following close behind.

Nat glances your way, then back at the boys, “We can stay here. But only for a few days.”

“So this is where Lady Natasha goes every time she takes off,” Thor nods.

“Yes. A home we didn’t even know about?” Bruce shakes his head.

“I can’t believe you never told me,” Clint looks genuinely hurt when Nat looks at him. “I thought we were friends.”

“Yeah, what he said,” Tony puts his hand on his chest.

You roll your eyes and head back to the kitchen before the cake burns, letting your wife deal with her friends/fellow Avengers.

You finish the frosting Yelena had started, and ice the cake once it comes out of the oven. You then start on dinner. Something easy everyone can enjoy—pasta.

Dinner goes about as well as you thought it would.

Nat and the kids catch up. She just saw them a week or so ago, so there isn’t much to catch up, but you love watching Natasha play and talk with the kids.

You try not to laugh as the kids keep making faces at the guys.

Your daughter starts to kick Tony in the shin, to which him and your daughter start having a staring contest.

“Okay, what are you guys doing?” Nat asked.

“Your tiny agent keeps kicking me,” Tony says, never taking his eyes off the smaller girl.

“Okay she’s not an agent, and it’s probably because you take her mother away every chance you get,” You sighed with frustration. “Good she’s kicking you, maybe you’ll leave then.”

“Y/n—“

“I’m sorry,” You look at your wife. “I said it was okay, even though you’re putting us it more danger. But, I will try to be civil, but only for Natasha.”

“Thank you.”

Later in the night you had assigned everyone to places in the house to spend the night.

Yelena had volunteered to spend the night with the kids, so at least two people could bunk in there, and it was fine by you because the kids adored Yelena.

So two people slept in Yelena’s room, you had one in the living room, and two in the guest room downstairs.

“They are mad at me, you know?” Nat brushed through her hair.

“They’ll get over it. It’s a safe house,” You wrap your arms around her waist from behind. “You are supposed to keep it secret.”

“I know,” Nat turns so you two are face to face. “I love you, and thank you for letting us stay here. We’ll be out of her in two days, tops.”

“Good,” You plant a kiss on the side of Natasha’s mouth.

“But I might not be back for a while,” Nat cups your cheek in her hand.

“I had a feeling,” You look down.

“I’ll just have to make it up to you.”

“How about you start now?” You lift a brow and squeal as your wife picks you up and puts you on the bed.

Danger aside, you loved having your wife back in your arms, and you were granted with just that from this crazy mission.

[hurtspideyparker]

⋆₊⊹˚‧✩ Masterlist ✩‧˚⊹₊⋆

My AO3: hurtspideyparker

Irondad and Spiderson

An Irondad Father's Day

Tony's Love for Peter Only Pushes Him Away

Restless Spirit Tony Stark

Peter Wears a Pair of Tony's Glasses in the Lab

Emotional Support Intern Peter Parker

Peter Meets Baby Morgan

Peter Finds Doctor Doom Familiar

Tony Knew Peter for 2 Years and Mourned Him for 5

Peter Takes Tony on a Poor Person's Tour of New York

Domestic Avengers

If Civil War Didn't End in Divorce and Everyone Lived Together:

Part 1, Part 2, Part 3

Avenger's Beach Day!

Peter Stress Bakes in the Tower

Clint Likes to Wear Dresses

Peter Parker Can Wield Mjolnir

Tony Is Accidentally Put on Avengers' Suicide Watch

The Team Thinks Peter is Tony's Illegitimate Child

Other Marvel

Erik Loves Charles Like a Dog

Stony Move in Together and Discover Their Differences

Yelena Never Answers Her Phone

JFK: The Mutant Magneto Tried to Save & Bucky Assassinated

See also

I have tons of #incorrect marvel quotes on my blog !

My Peter Parker Spotify playlist + song explanations

[superblizzardfire]

ThorBruce text posts

[aspiring-spellcaster]

Marvel please give me more domestic avengers content I beg you

[gelu-the-babosa-multiversal]

BEST AVENGERS ADAPTATION NOT DISCUSSION!!!!

It is canon that Tony is a Saturday cartoon guy and that Thor has a sweet tooth

[turtlesystem]

OH MY GORDF YHE GUY!!! RHE GUYS.. guys… it’s he.. it is he. he . brihce banner . yes. awssome art…….

[spider-swift]

i present to you. my masterpiece.

general mcu characters as text posts. (1)

[marvel-unofficial]

british swear words [id in alt!]

[this-is-chaos-magick]

I saw a mcu Maximoffs family tree on Twitter tbh I prefer Ultron and Vision as brothers...let Tony, Thor, bruce be billy and Tommy's unofficial father-side grandpa and Helen Cho their unofficial Grandma

Let Ultron be the evil Uncle.... don't you see the potential in uncle Ultron? Yeah you know billy? That magic emo gay boy with a Billie eillish theme song? That's one of Ultron's nephew, oh yes he murdered their other uncle, oh yes he's still invited to the family reunion...

Does (rip) Tony knows he have unofficial grandchildren from his Robo-son no.2 aka vision? somebody gotta tell Bruce and thor 😭🙏🏼

Please Billy and Tommy being the Grandchildren of like 3 of the most popular avengers... don't you see the fun in that?

Also Clint being Wanda's (kinda?) father-figure? Oh yes he's also a grandpa now :D Hey Katie? Ur future teammate is like the Grandchildren of your partner? oh yes their "soul" mother tried to kill ur other team mate (America)....In this is essay I will—

[spidergrotto]

in a happier universe, peter's main concern right now would be trying not to seem like a complete loser in front of the avengers, he throws whatever object is closest at tony when he mentions peters (limited edition) lego sets, tries to watch the news whenever someone is around, and pretends he has no interest in the new star wars when he’s at the tower.

it takes him a few months but he slowly realizes that the avengers might be even worse than he is, he catches bucky wandering around eating dry cereal out of the box and chugging a glass of milk moments after, tony has hyper fixated on gravity falls and somehow dragged both peter and wanda into it, steve and sam have well over a hundred hours on the sims, and movie night has turned into a roblox fashion famous competition ( natasha and bruce keep winning. )

they get less and less intimidating over time and peter feels more and more comfortable around them.