#brrr brrr

[bill-y]

Playing arcana for the nth time after a few years and whenever Asra pops up to help us I am filled with agony. I can't imagine being in his shoes. The apprentice is literally so close yet so far—desperation and perseverance all clashing within him because he just wants to be truly reunited with you and then you fall in love with another and he's STILL HAPPY FOR YOU WHYY?!?!

Throw a god damned vase at me, or something. What are you so happy for 😭

[pickledworm]

my cat just made the fishing noise from stardew valley

[wonusite]

bestfriend!reader having a breeding kink, wanting her bestfriend!shua to just fill her up with his cum. so as the gentleman that he is, he pumps her full of his cum until it leaks out of her impossibly full cunt.

-tulip🌷

no bc bestie!shua who just loves you so much that whe would do absolutely for you so he fucks you roughly, filling you up until he can’t stuff you full of his cum anymore 🥴🥴🥴

[brightlotusmoon]

[solreefs]

you ever get surprised by your own recurring issues. like come on man. I thought we were past this.

[ionomycin]

Grief

ref photo by @jawsstone

[glorious-spoon]

i'm very picky about tv shows, but my pickiness has only an incidental relationship to whether or not a show is "good". it needs to scratch a particular itch in my brain at the right moment. do i know what the right moment is? no. do i know what the itch is? also no. i can be relied upon to get instantly bored of 85% of tv shows and then turn the remaining 15% into a central facet of my personality for 3-5 business months and even i am incapable of predicting which one it'll be ahead of time.

[xisadorapurlowx]

[yesokayiknow]

fifteen: quick question what's worse: killing every living being in creation or killing the guy who wants to kill every living being in creation

ruby: first one

mel: first one yeah

kate: definitely the first one

fifteen: results unclear i will now use this as another reason to hate myself ✌️

[dommellier]

When I say I want a human dildo I really mean I want you tied up naked, cock out and hard, for me to use however I want. I want to wrap a vibrating cock ring around the base of your cock. First I want it to vibrate against your cock, making you squirm. Then I want to sit my pussy down onto your face and ride it until I’ve got my come sliding down your cheeks and you’re dripping pre cum for me. Messy boys are good boys.

Then when you’re already at your edge I’m going to wrap my legs around you and press my body up against yours, giving you marks down your neck and torso with my tongue and teeth. You’re mine to use and consume. I own every part of your body.

If I back off you immediately starting whining with desperation. You want more. You didn’t want it to stop, you never want it to stop. I love how needy you are. So needy for a toy. You have to promise me that you won’t come unless I say you can. That you’re nothing more than my dildo, here to make me come over and over.

You promise and I sit my pussy down onto your aching, still vibrating cock. I’m not going to fuck you. I just want your cock inside me while I get my clit up against that vibrator around the base of you. I want you inside while my pussy contracts in waves of pleasure around your cock until I’ve come as many times as it takes to satisfy me.

Don’t forget you promised not to come. Be a good sex toy for me baby. Be my good boy.

[inkbybambi]

something something kiss cam at a hockey game where there’s an empty seat between you and soap but he’s cute, gives you a smirk and a why not? shrug, leans over to give you such a filthy kiss the camera has to cut away seconds later.

the next time the kiss cam comes on, the seat between you is filled, and ghost decides he deserves a kiss too.

[ladyraspberry-2540]

Hello hi! Today, I wanted to show ya these adorable popsicles I've made! Well, rather, yoghurt-sickles, hahaha. The recipe (corrected) for six is:

* Three table spoons of Greek yoghurt

* Couple of frozen mango chunks

* One nectarine

* One Paraguayo peach (the flat ones also known as Saturn peaches or ufos)

* One crushed markise cookie or two biscuits

*Sweetner of choice (like honey or powdered sugar)

Your equipment:

* Ice cream popsicle forms

* Small food processor (most favourably the one with the string you pull and the blades go brrr brrr)

* Flat plate

* Tablespoon

* Small, sharp knife

* Tiny bowl for frozen mango

* Veggie peeler

1. Take your mango from the freezer and leave it at room temperature to thaw a bit (to the stage when they're firm, but not rock hard).

2. If you need, peel your peach and nectarine. If not immediately cut them into smaller pieces.

3. Crush your cookie(s) in the food processor and dump the crumbles on a flat plate. After this, just wipe the blades clean.

4. Put your cut fruit into the processor and spin until they are tiny but not made into mush.

5. Add yoghurt and sweetener. Spin yet again for 4-5 times to just mix the ingredients into more cohesive cream.

6. Pour the mixture into the ice cream forms and let them harden in the freezer. Now you can wash your food processor and let it dry.

7. After 4-5 hours, take them out.

8. Take the ready popsicles out of the forms and sprinkle on you cookie crumbs.

9. Enjoy ^^

Thank you for reading my post yet again and see you next time!

-🍓

[spellboundcities]

Is it too late to make this joke

(original v)

[dontmakemeright]

One needy "cum inside" or "breed me" is enough to shut off my brain entirely. You want little puppies inside, love? I won't stop filling you up until your pretty belly bulges with them.

[lievoart]

The self-hating Angel of Thursday

[pixiatn]

Oh to be an autistic teen in 2023