"ohh botw was so PEACEFUL everything in totk wants to kill you--" so you're telling me you don't remember the sheer terror you felt the first time a guardian stalker started hunting you? or when a skywatcher caught sight of you? the fucking billion turrets in hyrule castle that hated you? how you couldn't dillydally around the center of the map without catching the eye of at least three giant laser pottery spiders? it's all ohhh guardian theme song instant anxiety haha until the sequel comes out and you completely forget She exists?! for shame! for shame!!
There's no context for this but I mentioned awhile back that I wanna see Auron slaying & I decided on giving him a dress cause I do what I want but yeah consider this as Auron talking shit to Finn lol
Have you seen Willy’s wonderland? If you haven’t, you absolutely should, it’s super ridiculous and nic cage produced and starred in it. He has NO LINES, he fights the animatronics to death and gets covered in blood, he gets freaky with a pinball machine. He drives away from an explosion. He’s too badass for bandaids and he duck tapes his wounds shut.
He is what I mean when I say I like 'quiet and mysterious men'
Not only do we never hear a peep from him, but we also never get a name. Loved how he would be fighting one if the animatronics, then his watch would go off and he'd promptly walk away for a break. Anon you forgot to mention his bizarre love for grape soda??? Pinball and soda apparently go hand in hand.
At the risk of sounding like a nerd, I am currently collecting the entirety of the Cage filmography. And any of his movies I haven't seen, I soon will. I'm so broke but it's so worth it
all the taco hate for the new episode is making me so sad like...
guys, can't you just accept that she's going to have a redemtion arc? hate her all you want, but some o' ya'll are treating taco's redemption like its ruining the show imo..... ':{
I headcanon that Philip/Belos is lactose intolerant because,
1. I’m lactose intolerant and like to project
2. Im desperate for more Belos and Luz parallels, no matter how silly they are ( I often take inspirations from Luz’s expressions when I draw younger Philip, just add a more staring in your soul kinda look )
3. Idk just imagine this dude blowing up a toilet, maybe he just ate/drank a lot of dairy as a kid