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softly takes your face in my hands. gently gazes into your eyes. my love... you need to put colter wall's music on your faulkner playlist
#also more folk country in general guys come on hes a farm boy from the whisper plains#he was probably 15 out in a field drinking corn liquor and square dancing w neighbouring farm kids#anyway. ahem--#YOU SEE I#DID NOT MUCH CARE#FOR THE WAY#THAT HE'D SIT AND STARE#SO I CLOSED HIS EYES FOR GOOD WITH A BAR ROOM CHAIR 🗣🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🗣🔥🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣‼‼‼‼‼‼#<ballad of a law abiding sophisticate. btw#the silt verses#siltposting#the silt verses.txt#brother faulkner#colter wall
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i too would leave important life decisions up to a magic 8-ball
#paddy.art#ahem anyways#gravity falls#mabel pines#dipper pines#stan pines#stanley pines#book of bill#gravity falls fanart#artists on tumblr
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there's only four players. curly sat out. no one talk to me (except there's more under the cut)
something about anya and daisuke getting really into games, really into joy is something so special pre-crash. the fact that daisuke is considered "always insanely lucky", too, has importance, even though curly is just talking about board games. when curly breaks the news to everyone and jimmy goes off on his rant, he doubles down about how daisuke will be fine because of his parents, making him, supposedly, "the lucky one."
in the end, daisuke climbed through a vent just to witness either the final moments of anya's life, or to be face-to-face with her corpse. no one could stop it from happening, but jimmy had put so much pressure on him to "save her and curly". when jimmy goes into the medbay looking for disinfectant and he looks to the vent, he says "at least he made it out the other side". was that luck?
daisuke truly was just a damn good kid trying his best.
#yeah so the thing is its gonna be a while until i stop talking about this game#and i mean like#a while. a long time.#when the ost drops i will not be normal the menu music is so relaxing#ahem. anyways#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#mouthwashing spoilers#mouthwashing 2024#mouthwashing anya#mouthwashing daisuke#mouthwashing curly
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the new in-house artist is kinda eye-catching...
early access + nsfw on patreon
#i continue to spend too much brainpower thinking about biker/mechanic au#also first pic of johnny is shamelessly referenced off of a still from the transformers movie#where megan fox works on a motorbike in /that/ pose#and#ahem#well. anyway <3#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#ghostsoap#giragi art#cod mw2
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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS: 2x09 - “The Dirt Under Your Nails.”
#ahem#BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK#BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK BARK#cough#ok im fine now well not rlly anyways#im late to this screencap party this is what i get for not scrolling through socmed LMFAO#no this isnt going on the screencaps blog bc i want more ppl to see it LMFAO#arcane#caitlyn kiramman#type: screencap#media: arcane#s2 ep9#caitlyn
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au where ford gets over himself when he gets to gravity falls and reaches out to stan sooner
stan thinks ford still doesn’t want him around and is gonna kick him out the moment he doesn’t need his help anymore ahaha. but like also they’re so sillayyyy
(plus a part 2 & part 3)
#ily ford i don’t mean to make u seem like an asshole#i mean u are#i’m making u nicer than u are in canon#but STILL#ahem.#anyway#stan has casual thoughts of death and immediately follows it up with being the most unserious guy in the room#hashtag real#shut up this is actually fucking canon isn’t it. his little Sweet Release of Death speech he gave the twins in that one ep#i mean he wasn’t silly after but he does canonly think this shit SHUT UP#…do i tag any warnings for this#it’s a jokey post but also erm#idfk#tw sui ideation#?????#that seems to be the common tag for it#tw sui joke#yeahg hey tumblr#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#stan twins#gravity falls fanart#my art#rystiart#aghhhhgg#hi#one day i WILL draw something better i swear…….
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another character hcs
#i will probably come back tomorrow#←'properly' ahem anyways#for now have this treat#twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#disney twst#twst#twst fanart#kalim al asim#che'nya#artemiy artemiyevich pinker#epel felmier#lilia vanrouge#riddle rosehearts#ruggie bucchi#rook hunt#idia shroud#my art#mine#if u want explanations to these hcs then go to my insta 👍
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VIKTOR, THE MACHINE HERALD in ARCANE: LEAGUE OF LEGENDS ↳ S2, Act II
#arcane#arcaneedit#loledit#animationedit#tvedit#netflixedit#arcanedaily#usermaguire#tuserecho#userbaz#arcane league of legends#league of legends#viktor#viktor arcane#viktor the machine herald#the machine herald#angeledits#arcane spoilers#CHEWING HIM LIKE A CHEW TOY#what you got those huge hands for??? for me to hold??? put in my mout- AHEM#anyways title officially added this this viktor act gif series <333#next saturday gonna make me go bananas
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zzzzz
#hypnos hades#fanart#hades game#hades 2#hades#art#PLEASE I BEG OF YOU I NEED TO ROMANCE HIM#please please please please#ahem#anyways#i watched the technical test and blanked out and 30 minutes later this was on my laptop screen#i have an essay due in less than 2 hours but we ball#hypnos my baby boy.... ough.......#crawls back into the crevice from whence i came
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Husk went and bought some bike-safe clothes to cope with his adrenaline-junkie boyfriend uvu ✨
#just some silly vibes idk hehe~#I hc that husk meets angel sometimes after work#not cause he needs the protection#but its nice that he's there for company/support#and for the bike rides lmao#but he had to get a jacket or smthin for it cause angie can get a lil carried away~#(ALSO I MEAN- A LOOOT OF PPL ON OTHER PLATFORMS WANTED A P2. OF YOU KNOW- *AHEM*)#(So ima post it on twitter if anyone wants to see any of that fun stuff~)#anyway <33#angel dust#husk#huskerdust#angel dust fanart#husk fanart#biker angel#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin#tribbleart#Mwah! <3
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fuck it. thinking about a girl riding my strap when she figures out how desperate I am to cum just from fucking her.
her hips rock again and she stretches, slick and glistening, around the head of the strap. I whine as I watch her sink down fully, but I can’t move to touch her how I’d like. my hands are neatly tied to the headboard, courtesy of the girl on my lap right now. she laughs at the painfully turned on expression on my face.
“awww. what’s up, darling?” she coos, sighing as she works herself slowly up and down the length of silicone. “am I teasin’ you? is someone getting a little flustered down there?”
any answer I might’ve been able to give fizzles out when she props a hand on my chest to pick up her pace. I drop my head back against the duvet and groan as the orgasm I’d been rapidly nearing comes steaming back. we’ve been at this for at least an hour, and she’s already cum at least three times. all without letting me cum once. I’m struck wordless, desperate, by the sheer weight of my desire for her. so when she begins to lift again I shake my head and whine.
“no, please. please please please.”
she grins and shunts her hips back down fully, completely swallowing up the ruined strap. it’s the visual of her cum from two orgasms ago smearing into my boxers that makes me arch and jolt.
“fuck—oh fuck, I can’t—m’gonna—fuck—”
for one blessed moment, I think she’s going to finally let me cum. then she laughs again and I feel her teeth nip against my neck. “so fuckin’ eager to please, aren’t you? are you actually gonna cum just from this?”
something snaps above me. I don’t need to look up to know I broke the headboard; I felt the tension holding my hands loosen. but before I can move to touch her, a nimble hand pins my wrists above my head.
“ah-ah. no, darling. you look so good and pretty right now. I’m not done usin’ you yet. you just stay still and let me—oh, awww. are you crying? need to cum that badly, do you? fuck, babe. you’re so, so desperate to be good for me, aren’t you?”
I nod instantly; squirming against the euphoric precipice she had me balanced on.
“please,” I sob. “please, fuck, please.”
“well go on then.” she rolls her hips and the sound makes me moan. “be my good desperate slut. cum for me.”
there’s something missing, and she knows it too. she’s just waiting to drag the answer free and I’m too whiny to hold out. her smirk turns wicked and she gives my hands a little shove into the bed.
“but that’s right. you can’t, can you? you need to watch me fuck myself on you again, babe?”
even as she says it, her hips slide back into motion. up, down, languid, just how I like. I’m a horse in the gates, a pulse in the veins, raring to go. all I need is one last push. she pauses when she sinks to the bottom to roll her swollen clit under her fingertips and her head tilts back as her eyebrows furrow.
“mhmm. fuck, you fill me up so fucking much. I could sit right here for hours. c’mon, babe. I know I nearly have you. close those pretty eyes and give me what I want.” she starts into motion again, and this time it’s rough. chasing release. her hips slamming down into mine with slick, wet sounds. she lowers her mouth to my straining neck. “fucking give it to me. cum for me. cum for me.”
her words push me to breaking point, but it’s her low moan in my ear and the resulting wetness dripping into my boxers that sets me off like it always does. I finally hit that sunlit peak and I arch into the golden heat of it as everything in my body freezes in adoration of her. offering up my orgasm to the goddess above me. she can take it, I have no need for it. it’s all for her, every ounce of me. I come down from it slowly, twitching as I pant and whine underneath her. a hand slips over my cheek and her careful thumb strokes my cheekbone.
“there. hey, shhh. there we go. so good. oh, you just couldn’t hold on, could you? my poor girl. yeah, I got you. I’ve got you.”
I squirm again, trying to steal another orgasm while I’m still hazy from the first, but she tightens her grip and holds me steady.
“ah. where’re you goin’? that’s just one. I told you, I’m not done with you yet. I wanna see exactly how much I can make you cum without even touching you.”
#and so on and so forth#ahem#I present this uh essay on umm loving women#lesbian textpost#wlw textpost#nblw textpost#sapphic textpost#lesbian#wlw#lesbian nsft#wlw nsft#nsft lesbian#nsft wlw#masc lesbian#lesbian switch#lesbian sub top#lesbian smut#lesbian service top#<-maybe?? who knows#not to get Vulnerable On Main but holy shit I need a girl to give myself to like this#ANYWAY—#starryeyes#sorry if it’s messy I’m yearning too bad to edit
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dazai breathlessly watching his partner in an inhuman, corrupted state and still finding him beautiful has to be another kind of love
#literally seven years later from that line in fifteen. it's the same fucking expression#“even dazai forgot how to breathe as he watched the storm that was chuuya decimate the battlefield”#look at the life in his eyes. the mesmerized expression. he has seen this hundreds of times and it is still beautiful to him every time#the awe. “that's my partner.”#ahem anyway. i reread this volume like once every week. it's my favorite one.#bsd#skk
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In good hands
Inspired by @johnwickb1tsch's collab fic
#ahem anyway 😃#just needed to get this out of my head#that damn grin especially#john wick#john wick au#tex johnson#blood tw#comic#my art
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ARCANE LEAGUE OF LEGENDS S1 EP7 ↔ S2 EP6 (2021-2024)
#THE WAY THEY BOTH DROP EVERYTHING JUST BECAUSE THEYRE HURT VI GOING BACK TO HELP CAIT EVEN THO SHE WAS GONNA GO AFTER JINX#CAIT DROPPING EVERYTHING AND IGNORING JINX RUNNING PAST HER EVEN SHE WANTS TO GET HER BECAUSE VI GOT HURT IM UNWELL IM UNWELLLLLLLLL#ahem anyways the brainrot is so bad but im also kinda sick so i probably wont be able to make stuff much :C#caitvi#wlwedit#arcane parallels#arcane#arcaneedit#piltover's finest#caitlyn kiramman#vi#vi arcane#arcane vi#arcane league of legends#league of legends arcane#league of legends#s1 ep7#s2 ep6#caitlyn#caitlyn arcane#flashing#type: gif#media: arcane#ok going back to rambling#i hope yall notice i colored it blue and red heehee#ANYWAYS IM SOOOOOOO DOWN BAD FOR THESE TWO I SWEARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
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that annoying moment when getting left for dead in the trunk of a car in your 20s comes back to haunt you 40 years later (take a shot every time ford says “stanley”)
#i love making ford look like a kicked puppy#my favorite pastime#i also like making stan suffer then he brushes it off like a joke <3#these guys have issues#anyway context? what’s that ahaha#but idk. i guess in their adventures they get into fights with things and people#and eventually stan gets pushed and locked into a trunk or one of those little freezers that lock on the outside#and he’s in this tiny space and he can’t just push his way out so he panics and forgets where he is for a second#and by the time ford gets rid of the people/things attacking and finds wherever stan went (kind of easy to tell when he’s yelling)#he’s gotta like. ground him or whatever#those 6 fingers come in handy bc he’s just gotta grab onto stan’s hand and let him feel those 6 fingers against his hand#👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼#anyway i lowkey don’t even like the dialogue in this#and ofc the drawings are low quality as usual#but whatever i am Not going back to work on this lol#idgaf take whatever i give y’all guys 🗣️#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#gravity falls fanart#stan twins#sea grunks#stangst#??? yeahg#my art#rystiart#i’ll have it in me to sit down and make something better one day but today is not that day#also ahem. he repeats please a lot when he’s about to die haha. why do y’all think he hates saying please so much? 😇
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[ID: SVSSS fanart of Shen Qingqiu and Liu Qingge. It's the scene from volume 1 where Liu Qingge is having a qi deviation. He's on the floor, face and clothes splattered with blood. Shen Qingqiu has a hand on his shoulder, and smiles as he says, "You're too hot- I mean too young to die. We should be friends now." Liu Qingge scowls at him, angry and confused, thinking "wtf" repeatedly and with question marks floating around his head. /end ID]
this is basically what happened i think
#really funny how this is like. the lqg introduction scene. can you even imagine what hes feeling rn#anyway this is kind of a study of the original drawing idk#svsss#scum villain's self saving system#shen qingqiu#liu qingge#nik art#misc#the specific part im making a joke of is when sqq says “a beauty fading-- ahem‚ dying so young” like shut the fuck up loser jdhjdskk#liushen#<- I GUESS
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