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catwyk · 1 month

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softly takes your face in my hands. gently gazes into your eyes. my love... you need to put colter wall's music on your faulkner playlist

#also more folk country in general guys come on hes a farm boy from the whisper plains #he was probably 15 out in a field drinking corn liquor and square dancing w neighbouring farm kids #anyway. ahem--#YOU SEE I #DID NOT MUCH CARE #FOR THE WAY #THAT HE'D SIT AND STARE #SO I CLOSED HIS EYES FOR GOOD WITH A BAR ROOM CHAIR 🗣🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🗣🔥🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣‼‼‼‼‼‼#<ballad of a law abiding sophisticate. btw #the silt verses #siltposting #the silt verses.txt #brother faulkner #colter wall

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paddysol · 24 days

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i too would leave important life decisions up to a magic 8-ball

#paddy.art #ahem anyways #gravity falls #mabel pines #dipper pines #stan pines #stanley pines #book of bill #gravity falls fanart #artists on tumblr

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bluegiragi · 5 months

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the new in-house artist is kinda eye-catching...

early access + nsfw on patreon

#i continue to spend too much brainpower thinking about biker/mechanic au #also first pic of johnny is shamelessly referenced off of a still from the transformers movie #where megan fox works on a motorbike in /that/ pose #and #ahem #well. anyway <3 #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #ghostsoap #giragi art #cod mw2

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lieu-rey · 6 months

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first meeting

#rdr2 #red dead redemption #red dead redemption 2 #arthur morgan #issac morgan #man sees baby for the first time ever and is surprised that theyre tiny little creatures #arthur being the man he is mustve had SO many emotions holding issac for the first time. and this is all he manages to say in the moment #im lowkey projecting bc when i met my niece i absolutely REFUSED to hold her until i saw her the second time and i was like.#oh my fucking god shes so fucking tiny #anyway. i hope nothing bad happens to them ever<3 #btw arthurs clothes come from an edit of a young version of him that i saw #and i also saw a video of someone managing to find a repurposed model of eliza in rdr2s data and shes got dark hair!#so i gave issac dark hair (and arthurs blue eyes<3)#arthurs definitrly into people with dark hair #pspspspsp arthur i have dark hair pspspspspspspsp #AHEM anyway-#sorry i cant draw babies even tho i see one all the time now LMFAO #my art

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h1tmanmode · 2 months

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you know in hindsight, i dont think it was a great idea to let the kid help like. at all

closups under the cut :-)

wahoo!

#i played isat and its so good guys. play it. play it now. play it NOW💥💥💥💥💥 PLEASEEE #ahem anyways. silly lil comic that took me a while #my art #isat #in stars and time #isat spoilers #only bc of loops dialogue in the last panel #siffrin isat #loop isat #odile isat #bonnie isat #isat comic

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jesteringbug · 2 months

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another character hcs

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ordi3nary · 5 months

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zzzzz

#hypnos hades #fanart #hades game #hades 2 #hades #art #PLEASE I BEG OF YOU I NEED TO ROMANCE HIM #please please please please #ahem #anyways #i watched the technical test and blanked out and 30 minutes later this was on my laptop screen #i have an essay due in less than 2 hours but we ball #hypnos my baby boy.... ough.......#crawls back into the crevice from whence i came

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triona-tribblescore · 5 months

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Husk went and bought some bike-safe clothes to cope with his adrenaline-junkie boyfriend uvu ✨

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lotus-pear · 6 months

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dazai breathlessly watching his partner in an inhuman, corrupted state and still finding him beautiful has to be another kind of love

#literally seven years later from that line in fifteen. it's the same fucking expression #“even dazai forgot how to breathe as he watched the storm that was chuuya decimate the battlefield”#look at the life in his eyes. the mesmerized expression. he has seen this hundreds of times and it is still beautiful to him every time #the awe. “that's my partner.”#ahem anyway. i reread this volume like once every week. it's my favorite one.#bsd #skk

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boredth · 6 months

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In good hands

Inspired by @johnwickb1tsch's collab fic

#ahem anyway 😃#just needed to get this out of my head #that damn grin especially #john wick #john wick au #tex johnson #blood tw #comic #my art

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cherrirui-official · 7 months

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I hope u guys don't mind me posting these au doodles while I work on things ahaha

I also gave JD slightly longer hair in these doodles as a funny haha but I don't think it's funny anymore he looks genuinely good with his hair like that ahahaha I hope you're not mad at me for changing his au design a bit

#first of all ahem DONT TAG THIS AS SHIP OR WHATEVER!!! ILL THROW ROCKS AT YOU!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!#troIlcest (or whatever you call yourselves idk) DONT TOUCH my SHIT! Ty :] anyways...#For context I like to hc that when he was younger Bruce would always have JD brush his hair #and like... whenever lil Bruce was upset it would help calm him down i think ahhauysgjiodk do u guys see the vision??#and since it's my au i can make reality whatever i want it to be sooooo :]#I like to imagine that it still helps Bruce calm down even tho they're older now.. Big bro brushing his lil bros hair to soothe him UUGH #Let JD be a good older brother pleeease #also gave JD flowers in his hair too bc he deserves them me thinks... Now him and Bruce are matching!!!#i dont have any specific flowers in mind for the ones in their hair i just picked a color for the flowers that looked pretty and ran with i #also saying it again i love love LOOOOVE the crayon tool in mspaint using it to make gradients is so!!!! UUUGHUHHH!!!! /pos #the pattern on JD's jacket fur will never be consistent shhhhh #trolls #trolls band together #john dory trolls #trolls john dory #bruce trolls #trolls bruce #beach bros au #cherris canvas #I made that last image btw #everytime i saw that screenshot of jd it made me think of the spongebob scene where its a pov of flats waking up #and the first thing he sees is spongebob waiting for him with flowers in his hand and smiling

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pjs-everyday · 8 months

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"ah! loid, we have guests waiting in the other room!" >>> "so?" 😇

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kabukiaku · 1 year

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love and appreciate your local satanic popestar!!! 🖤✨

#my art #papa emeitus iv #copia #popia copia #dewdrop ghoul #dewdrop #nameless ghouls #re imperatour #impera era #the band ghost #ghost band #ghost band fanart #digital art #dont tell terzo i stole his coined term popestar in favor for copia #anyways more love for copia cause there is a severe LACK of copia in my art #anyways erm... i hope this doesnt awaken anything in me #does anyone else ahem.....pair these two #copia x dew

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starryeyesmasc · 2 months

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I’m not above admitting I’d be down for a girl to use me as some stress relief 🤭 like yeah I’m right here what’re you gonna do about it? fuck me til I cry? pssshh go ahead and try it babe

#ahem anyway uhhhh #lesbian textpost #wlw textpost #nblw textpost #sapphic textpost #lesbian #wlw #sapphic #lesbian nsft #wlw nsft #sapphic nsft #masc lesbian #starryeyes

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deeply-unserious-fellow · 7 months

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Vox has terrible taste in men. Like between Alastor, a canabalistic serial killer with the worst haircut I've ever seen who is both aroace & so emotionally constipated and egotistical that he can't even FRIENDZONE you because that'd be showing weakness, and Valentino, a fucking serial abuser/rapist who is so fucking stupid and bull-headed that you have to scream in his face to make him listen and even then only understands what you're trying to tell him after you've gone through a step by step process of the most basic ideas, that man can NOT catch a break dear god-

His taste in women is pretty good tho Velvette's great :)

#truly the bisexual experience fr #taste ranging from The Worst Men You Can Find to hot woman who is probably out of your league #(I feel the need to add Im biroace so like. can confirm.#the only decent guy Ive ever had anything resembling a crush on is like. Ozzie Helluva Boss-)#*ahem* anyway-#hazbin hotel #hazbin vox #hazbin alastor #staticradio #radiostatic #hazbin valentino #staticmoth #hazbin velvette #voxvel #staticdoll #late night ramblings

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the-talon-ted-meem · 3 months

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I forgot about posting this one a bit ago, another based on a true story (I got the N hat and its really cool ok)

Aaaand my wacom tablet is finally dying after all these years....

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