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softly takes your face in my hands. gently gazes into your eyes. my love... you need to put colter wall's music on your faulkner playlist
#also more folk country in general guys come on hes a farm boy from the whisper plains#he was probably 15 out in a field drinking corn liquor and square dancing w neighbouring farm kids#anyway. ahem--#YOU SEE I#DID NOT MUCH CARE#FOR THE WAY#THAT HE'D SIT AND STARE#SO I CLOSED HIS EYES FOR GOOD WITH A BAR ROOM CHAIR 🗣🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🗣🔥🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🗣🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣🗣‼‼‼‼‼‼#<ballad of a law abiding sophisticate. btw#the silt verses#siltposting#the silt verses.txt#brother faulkner#colter wall
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i too would leave important life decisions up to a magic 8-ball
#paddy.art#ahem anyways#gravity falls#mabel pines#dipper pines#stan pines#stanley pines#book of bill#gravity falls fanart#artists on tumblr
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the new in-house artist is kinda eye-catching...
early access + nsfw on patreon
#i continue to spend too much brainpower thinking about biker/mechanic au#also first pic of johnny is shamelessly referenced off of a still from the transformers movie#where megan fox works on a motorbike in /that/ pose#and#ahem#well. anyway <3#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#ghostsoap#giragi art#cod mw2
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au where ford gets over himself when he gets to gravity falls and reaches out to stan sooner
stan thinks ford still doesn’t want him around and is gonna kick him out the moment he doesn’t need his help anymore ahaha. but like also they’re so sillayyyy
(plus a part 2 & part 3)
#ily ford i don’t mean to make u seem like an asshole#i mean u are#i’m making u nicer than u are in canon#but STILL#ahem.#anyway#stan has casual thoughts of death and immediately follows it up with being the most unserious guy in the room#hashtag real#shut up this is actually fucking canon isn’t it. his little Sweet Release of Death speech he gave the twins in that one ep#i mean he wasn’t silly after but he does canonly think this shit SHUT UP#…do i tag any warnings for this#it’s a jokey post but also erm#idfk#tw sui ideation#?????#that seems to be the common tag for it#tw sui joke#yeahg hey tumblr#gravity falls#stanley pines#stanford pines#stan twins#gravity falls fanart#my art#rystiart#aghhhhgg#hi#one day i WILL draw something better i swear…….
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there's only four players. curly sat out. no one talk to me (except there's more under the cut)
something about anya and daisuke getting really into games, really into joy is something so special pre-crash. the fact that daisuke is considered "always insanely lucky", too, has importance, even though curly is just talking about board games. when curly breaks the news to everyone and jimmy goes off on his rant, he doubles down about how daisuke will be fine because of his parents, making him, supposedly, "the lucky one."
in the end, daisuke climbed through a vent just to witness either the final moments of anya's life, or to be face-to-face with her corpse. no one could stop it from happening, but jimmy had put so much pressure on him to "save her and curly". when jimmy goes into the medbay looking for disinfectant and he looks to the vent, he says "at least he made it out the other side". was that luck?
daisuke truly was just a damn good kid trying his best.
#yeah so the thing is its gonna be a while until i stop talking about this game#and i mean like#a while. a long time.#when the ost drops i will not be normal the menu music is so relaxing#ahem. anyways#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#mouthwashing spoilers#mouthwashing 2024#mouthwashing anya#mouthwashing daisuke#mouthwashing curly
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you know in hindsight, i dont think it was a great idea to let the kid help like. at all
closups under the cut :-)
wahoo!
#i played isat and its so good guys. play it. play it now. play it NOW💥💥💥💥💥 PLEASEEE#ahem anyways. silly lil comic that took me a while#my art#isat#in stars and time#isat spoilers#only bc of loops dialogue in the last panel#siffrin isat#loop isat#odile isat#bonnie isat#isat comic
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another character hcs
#i will probably come back tomorrow#←'properly' ahem anyways#for now have this treat#twisted wonderland#disney twisted wonderland#disney twst#twst#twst fanart#kalim al asim#che'nya#artemiy artemiyevich pinker#epel felmier#lilia vanrouge#riddle rosehearts#ruggie bucchi#rook hunt#idia shroud#my art#mine#if u want explanations to these hcs then go to my insta 👍
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zzzzz
#hypnos hades#fanart#hades game#hades 2#hades#art#PLEASE I BEG OF YOU I NEED TO ROMANCE HIM#please please please please#ahem#anyways#i watched the technical test and blanked out and 30 minutes later this was on my laptop screen#i have an essay due in less than 2 hours but we ball#hypnos my baby boy.... ough.......#crawls back into the crevice from whence i came
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Husk went and bought some bike-safe clothes to cope with his adrenaline-junkie boyfriend uvu ✨
#just some silly vibes idk hehe~#I hc that husk meets angel sometimes after work#not cause he needs the protection#but its nice that he's there for company/support#and for the bike rides lmao#but he had to get a jacket or smthin for it cause angie can get a lil carried away~#(ALSO I MEAN- A LOOOT OF PPL ON OTHER PLATFORMS WANTED A P2. OF YOU KNOW- *AHEM*)#(So ima post it on twitter if anyone wants to see any of that fun stuff~)#anyway <33#angel dust#husk#huskerdust#angel dust fanart#husk fanart#biker angel#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel fanart#hazbin#tribbleart#Mwah! <3
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dazai breathlessly watching his partner in an inhuman, corrupted state and still finding him beautiful has to be another kind of love
#literally seven years later from that line in fifteen. it's the same fucking expression#“even dazai forgot how to breathe as he watched the storm that was chuuya decimate the battlefield”#look at the life in his eyes. the mesmerized expression. he has seen this hundreds of times and it is still beautiful to him every time#the awe. “that's my partner.”#ahem anyway. i reread this volume like once every week. it's my favorite one.#bsd#skk
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In good hands
Inspired by @johnwickb1tsch's collab fic
#ahem anyway 😃#just needed to get this out of my head#that damn grin especially#john wick#john wick au#tex johnson#blood tw#comic#my art
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draw a ferryman doing sick tricks with a skateboard it'd be peak
Day 21 - holy shit it is peak
#ferryman#ferryman ultrakill#ultrakill#daily ferry#ultrakill ferryman#Day 21#Sorry for there being no ferryman yesterday… I fell asleep lolllll#So you get two today#I love drawing them cool but I feel they might had some rough beginnings (ahem on the left)#Anyways thanks for this peak request - loved making it
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umm……………… i can explain
#i can’t animate btw#well. i’m too lazy to idk#anyway#all of the werestans i’ve been seeing finally got to me#guy who gets embarrassed by showing emotion + his body betraying his emotions#😇😇😇#also old man stan bc he deserves some werestan attention too#this is barely a werewolf i just. gave him another set of ears and a tail lmfao#lowkey more like. dogboy stan#ahem#gravity falls#stanley pines#gravity falls fanart#my art#rystiart#animation#…i guess#werewolf stan#:]
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I hope u guys don't mind me posting these au doodles while I work on things ahaha
I also gave JD slightly longer hair in these doodles as a funny haha but I don't think it's funny anymore he looks genuinely good with his hair like that ahahaha I hope you're not mad at me for changing his au design a bit
#first of all ahem DONT TAG THIS AS SHIP OR WHATEVER!!! ILL THROW ROCKS AT YOU!!!!! BITCH!!!!!!!#troIlcest (or whatever you call yourselves idk) DONT TOUCH my SHIT! Ty :] anyways...#For context I like to hc that when he was younger Bruce would always have JD brush his hair#and like... whenever lil Bruce was upset it would help calm him down i think ahhauysgjiodk do u guys see the vision??#and since it's my au i can make reality whatever i want it to be sooooo :]#I like to imagine that it still helps Bruce calm down even tho they're older now.. Big bro brushing his lil bros hair to soothe him UUGH#Let JD be a good older brother pleeease#also gave JD flowers in his hair too bc he deserves them me thinks... Now him and Bruce are matching!!!#i dont have any specific flowers in mind for the ones in their hair i just picked a color for the flowers that looked pretty and ran with i#also saying it again i love love LOOOOVE the crayon tool in mspaint using it to make gradients is so!!!! UUUGHUHHH!!!! /pos#the pattern on JD's jacket fur will never be consistent shhhhh#trolls#trolls band together#john dory trolls#trolls john dory#bruce trolls#trolls bruce#beach bros au#cherris canvas#I made that last image btw#everytime i saw that screenshot of jd it made me think of the spongebob scene where its a pov of flats waking up#and the first thing he sees is spongebob waiting for him with flowers in his hand and smiling
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fuck it. thinking about a girl riding my strap when she figures out how desperate I am to cum just from fucking her.
her hips rock again and she stretches, slick and glistening, around the head of the strap. I whine as I watch her sink down fully, but I can’t move to touch her how I’d like. my hands are neatly tied to the headboard, courtesy of the girl on my lap right now. she laughs at the painfully turned on expression on my face.
“awww. what’s up, darling?” she coos, sighing as she works herself slowly up and down the length of silicone. “am I teasin’ you? is someone getting a little flustered down there?”
any answer I might’ve been able to give fizzles out when she props a hand on my chest to pick up her pace. I drop my head back against the duvet and groan as the orgasm I’d been rapidly nearing comes steaming back. we’ve been at this for at least an hour, and she’s already cum at least three times. all without letting me cum once. I’m struck wordless, desperate, by the sheer weight of my desire for her. so when she begins to lift again I shake my head and whine.
“no, please. please please please.”
she grins and shunts her hips back down fully, completely swallowing up the ruined strap. it’s the visual of her cum from two orgasms ago smearing into my boxers that makes me arch and jolt.
“fuck—oh fuck, I can’t—m’gonna—fuck—”
for one blessed moment, I think she’s going to finally let me cum. then she laughs again and I feel her teeth nip against my neck. “so fuckin’ eager to please, aren’t you? are you actually gonna cum just from this?”
something snaps above me. I don’t need to look up to know I broke the headboard; I felt the tension holding my hands loosen. but before I can move to touch her, a nimble hand pins my wrists above my head.
“ah-ah. no, darling. you look so good and pretty right now. I’m not done usin’ you yet. you just stay still and let me—oh, awww. are you crying? need to cum that badly, do you? fuck, babe. you’re so, so desperate to be good for me, aren’t you?”
I nod instantly; squirming against the euphoric precipice she had me balanced on.
“please,” I sob. “please, fuck, please.”
“well go on then.” she rolls her hips and the sound makes me moan. “be my good desperate slut. cum for me.”
there’s something missing, and she knows it too. she’s just waiting to drag the answer free and I’m too whiny to hold out. her smirk turns wicked and she gives my hands a little shove into the bed.
“but that’s right. you can’t, can you? you need to watch me fuck myself on you again, babe?”
even as she says it, her hips slide back into motion. up, down, languid, just how I like. I’m a horse in the gates, a pulse in the veins, raring to go. all I need is one last push. she pauses when she sinks to the bottom to roll her swollen clit under her fingertips and her head tilts back as her eyebrows furrow.
“mhmm. fuck, you fill me up so fucking much. I could sit right here for hours. c’mon, babe. I know I nearly have you. close those pretty eyes and give me what I want.” she starts into motion again, and this time it’s rough. chasing release. her hips slamming down into mine with slick, wet sounds. she lowers her mouth to my straining neck. “fucking give it to me. cum for me. cum for me.”
her words push me to breaking point, but it’s her low moan in my ear and the resulting wetness dripping into my boxers that sets me off like it always does. I finally hit that sunlit peak and I arch into the golden heat of it as everything in my body freezes in adoration of her. offering up my orgasm to the goddess above me. she can take it, I have no need for it. it’s all for her, every ounce of me. I come down from it slowly, twitching as I pant and whine underneath her. a hand slips over my cheek and her careful thumb strokes my cheekbone.
“there. hey, shhh. there we go. so good. oh, you just couldn’t hold on, could you? my poor girl. yeah, I got you. I’ve got you.”
I squirm again, trying to steal another orgasm while I’m still hazy from the first, but she tightens her grip and holds me steady.
“ah. where’re you goin’? that’s just one. I told you, I’m not done with you yet. I wanna see exactly how much I can make you cum without even touching you.”
#and so on and so forth#ahem#I present this uh essay on umm loving women#lesbian textpost#wlw textpost#nblw textpost#sapphic textpost#lesbian#wlw#lesbian nsft#wlw nsft#nsft lesbian#nsft wlw#masc lesbian#lesbian switch#lesbian sub top#lesbian smut#lesbian service top#<-maybe?? who knows#not to get Vulnerable On Main but holy shit I need a girl to give myself to like this#ANYWAY—#starryeyes#sorry if it’s messy I’m yearning too bad to edit
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"ah! loid, we have guests waiting in the other room!" >>> "so?" 😇
#SO???????? IM SCREAMINGGGGGGG!!! lol so what you're my WIFE#what if i kissed my fake wife cos i actually love her-- oop!#WHAT IF WE LOVED EACH OTHER COS WHY NOOOTTTTT??????#ahem anyway i'm in my feelings for no reason lmao#spy x family#spy family#twiyor#twiyor month#loid forger#yor forger#yor briar#agent twilight#thorn princess#loid x yor#twiyor fic#twiyor art#sxf art#sxf fic#loid x yor art#pjseveryday#illustration#art#fanart#anime art#digital illustration#sxf#sxf fanart#spy x family fanart#loidyor
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