#siltposting

[catwyk]

the rizz verses animatic in all its glory. consider it a christmas gift !!

find @sassylich 's trine 2 stream (ft. méabh de brún) here !!

[finalgirlart]

a very ominous baby carpenter

the quote is from Ptolemaea by Ethel Cain

[3y3-see-you]

the most terrifying part of the finale thus far is Carson saying “ciao,” implying there is an Italy in the TSVerse, and the gods that would naturally come with that. the supreme spiraling spaghetti. the penne pantheon. the all-seeing angel hair. hey is this thing on

[new-hyperfixation-every-month]

@catwyk absolutely wanging faulkner Big Ass Shoes into the nearest golf hole

[thermodynamic-comedian]

the in-universe media personalities of the silt verses are accurate and portray all the important types of guys out there in the real world:

caffeine addicted radio show host very clearly being tortured by his studio that slowly loses his mind the more you listen to his show.

other radio show host with a kind of creepy but effective catchphrase and zero energy but at least they're letting her sleep. probably.

interviewer that very clearly goes for a smoke break the second they cut the cameras and 100% has a fuckass bob cut.

reporter that is constantly in some sort of Situation, probably laced his microphone with cocaine, and is teetering on the edge of some sort of pipeline like a tightrope walker at all times.

[cainposts]

Say It by the Crane Wives is so tsv, but i dont know which characters

"Did the real me corrupt the fantasy"

"Haunted by your tenderness

You gave me a soft place to lay"

"Say it, if it's done, speak the words, and I will be gone

You know I'm loyal, to a fault

I will sit here waiting for the axe to fall"

"If we were to meet as strangers again

Would you refuse to meet my eyes"

"Please don't leave me in the dark

Waiting for a wayward spark"

Yall decide

[nana-glass-chillhop-radio-hour]

Silt Verses spinoff concept: a reworking of the Name of the Rose set 800 years before the events of TSV set at the Paraclete's Gulch.

[dykedekus]

faulk tuah you gotta carp on that thang 💯

[mintytea-exe]

the silt verses breaking bad au. I won't be elaborating

[bluue-jayy]

Season 1 chapter 2 | The Silt Verses

[cococaffeinated]

So I've been put on a 'tracker'. Cos I'm always in the red, (typical newbie grind, they say I'll get better).

But right now I'm told to track my time in this tracker and it refuses to go green yet. I need to make my metrics better or the proverbial noose everyone in the office talks about is gonna go down on me.

Also one of our co workers stopped showing up to work but our boss still talks about him like he's still here. Rumor says he's rending resignation but no one is confirming or denying it... Soooo... MORE CRYPTIC MATERIAL FOR MY TWISTED LIL BRAIN TO ADD TO THIS SILT VERSE GOD OC/COMPANY

This in mind, I think I need to relisten to the silt verse cos I'm PRETTY SURE there was a phone agency god called Babble? Babel? It was the whispery episode but I'm not sure. I should relisten to that one to pull inspiration from it.

[catwyk]

returned home after 4 months abroad -> genuinely sobbed upon contact with my guinea pigs -> explained the rizz verses to my whole family over lunch -> force my tired parents to listen to tsv 1 (they like carpenter) (they dont like faulkner because carpenter doesnt like him) (my mum is willing to listen to ep 2 on the way to church tomorrow)

[finalgirlart]

the phone call between greve and shrue made me laugh so hard I just had to draw it

[3y3-see-you]

WHO UP SILTING THEY VERSESSSSS

[new-hyperfixation-every-month]

faulkner Big Ass Shoes getting squashed in those hydraulic compression thingies, by @lights-at-night-art 's request and @catwyk execution (literally)

[thermodynamic-comedian]

chuck harm has industrial piercings and really shittily done messy cheap black nail polish on at all times. and other than that he looks like just a stereotypical news reporter white guy with fluffy brown hair and a tiny bit of stubble. to me. he got the piercings because he wanted to know how bad it would hurt, and he paints his nails to teach himself out of chewing them. you understand