#FREEZE 🗣

[dryramengurl]

FREEZE!!

[ronanessy]

on the topic of not responding, i think one of my friends ghosted me, they've already deactivated their account and hasn't responded to me in discord for like 2 weeks now and i'm not counting on it anytime soon...... and i'm like hahaha so this is what it feels like🧍🏻‍♀️

[awlumii]

good morning, i'm going outside in the freezing cold 🙆🏽

[fishsinsareacknowledged]

Nikto.... IN LINGERIE🗣🗣🗣🗣‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

NIKTO IN THOSE SOFT SILKY LINGERIE THAT HAS ABSOLUTELY NO LACE CAUSE IT ITCHES AND IRRITATES HIS SKIN. WEARING IT ONE NIGHT WHEN HE THOUGHT YOU'D BE OUT FOR A WHILE ONLY TO FIND OUT YOUR HANGOUT CANCELLED BLESSED BY THE MOMENT YOU SNEAK BACK INTO THE BEDROOM TO SURPRISE HIM.

NIKTO WHO FREEZES FROM SHOCK AND SHAME TRYING TO EXPLAIN HIMSELF AND TRY TO MAKE YOU STAY BY SAYING THAT SOMEONE BLACKMAILED HIM TO DO THIS BUT YOU KNOW HE'S LYING BY THE RED PINK BLUSH ON HIS CHEEKS COVERING HIMSELF BY THE FAR TOO SMALL AND TIGHT DAINTY GLOVE SET HE BOUGHT FOR HIMSELF.

ION KNOW MAN NIKTO WHO NODS HIS THOUGHTLESS LITTLE HEAD WHEN YOU SLIDE YOUR INDEX BETWEEN THE FABRIC, TEASING THE SKIN AND MAKING HIM SHIVER WHILE HE DROOLS THROUGH HIS OPENED UP JAW.

"You like this?"

"Yes, lyubov'."

"You want me to touch you in it?"

"...Yes, lyubov'."

"Stay quiet."

". . . . .Yes love."

[spideysbruh]

anniversary

a post from every year on their anniversay 🩷🩷

year one-

tchalamet just posted a story!

caption- one year 😳🩷

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y/n so elated, I'm a happy girl 🩷

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randocalrissian happy era !!!

yourfriend !!!!

tchalamet 🩷🩷

year two-

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tchalamet two years with the love of my life. I know I'll love you forever.

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chalshal this soft launch is killing me oh my goddd

dunesarrakis it's @y/n they like each other's posts and she's been seen out with him and even Pauline so much !!

paulstimmy I'm fine... im sooo fine and so chill about this😁😁😁....😭😭😭😭🔫🔫🔫

y/n upgraded to an insta post this year lets gooo

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tchalamet only many more to come

cinderellayn what's next year? marriage 🤔🤔🤭🤭

rachelzegler happy two years guys !!! love you both 🫶

y/n and tchalamet liked

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y/n two years of doing silly little things with you, my beautiful boy.

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badideayn BEAUTIFUL BOY 😭😭😭🫶🫶

arrakischalamet OMFGGGG

kylestimmy BRO I KNEW ITTTT

tchalamet I love you

year three-

liked by y/n, taylorswift, ayoedebiri and 4,565,655 others

tchalamet loving you is the biggest fucking privilege in the world. I feel sorry for every person that doesn't get to know you and be loved by you. it's the best feeling. I love you, y/n. happy anniversary, baby.

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chalsharry sooooo happy for you guys 😁😁 (I am going to kms over this)

timotheesknees they are too cute oh my word

y/n sobbing. thank you my love

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tchalamet no, thank YOU

kylescigarette the caption... I need a bf sooooo bad

tsgf damn she ugly

bonestimmy damn you're a weirdo

ynscurtains hottest couple ever me thinks

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y/n three years 😳 I love you more than words can express. thank you for loving me, walking with me in the freezing cold cause I need a snack, and for putting up with me and my random fun facts. I love you forever, timmy.

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especiallytimothee THE WAY THE SECOND PICS IN BOTH OF THEIR POSTS MATCH OMGGG

duneschalamet THE SECOND PIC 💀💀💀💀 lucky girl fr...

timmyslay the last pic LOLL he's so cute

ynsgirlfriend oh to hear her random fun facts

timmyynstan obsessed w their posts about each other

tchalamet I could never get tired of you or your fun facts, your knowledge astounds me every time.

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sunshinetimmy I'm literally so lonely

year four-

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tchalamet four years with my muse. I love you mon amour. i love how much you support me in everything I do, and give me guidance when I need it (your candor is much appreciated) I knew when we first met and you made me laugh harder than anyone else ever has that you were gonna change my life, and that you were the girl of my dreams. happy anniversary my lovely girl.

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wonkatimmy WHEN WILL SOMEBODY LOVE ME🤣🤣🤣

timmysgf manifesting they break up soon 🙏🏼

arrakisyn HE AINT GONNA DATE YOU 🗣🗣

dunepaul y/n is too beautiful I swearrr

y/n 🥺🥺🥺 I love you hottie

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y/n happy anniversary my darling boy, you make me feel like the most loved girl in the world. I am so lucky and so grateful and so incredibly elated to be with you.

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tchalamet you ARE the most loved girl in the world

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wallowsyn I wonder how many pics she has of him that we'll never see...

tsgf she's definitely not the most loved... idk a single person irl that knows her or even likes her LOL

laurieslaurence yall are too cuteeee I swear

tchalamet I love you.

year five-

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tchalamet happy five years, my love. i don't know how i survived before i met you. every day with you is a dream. I love that I'm still learning new things about you.

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florencepugh you guyssss are the best couple I swear

tchalamet and y/n liked

timmysbath I look forward to their anniversay posts every year

tsgf well they're gonna break up soon according to the celeb gossip accounts so say goodbye to that

laurieslaurence girl where did you hear that LMAOO just so delusional I swear

paulstimmy "celeb gossip sites" just say its from your own head and go

y/n 🥺🥺 being with you is the best thing to ever happen to me

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wonkaswhore THE LAST PICCC OMGGG 😳😳

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y/n I'll forever be your own personal photographer. whether a cannibal, chocolatier, or the heir of house atreides, i'm with you for as long as you'll have me. happy anniversary my lovely, talented, beautiful, sweet boy.

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moderntimmy a cannibal 😭😭 she's a bones and all stan fr

y/n hell yeah best movie ever!! I watch it when I miss him 💀💀

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tchalamet how does forever sound?

y/n liked

paulsdunes I LOVE YALL SO MUCHHH

floralyn HE'S SO CUTEEEE IMMA KMS

tchalamet I love you so badddd good lord

y/n liked

floralyn hes so in loveee 😭😭

year six-

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tchalamet happy six years, my fiancé.

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ynandtimstan CRYINGGG can't believe they're engaged now I'm so happy for them

dunestimmy I ❤️ my parents

lauriexamy that one account is kicking the ground fr

y/n ummmm where's my paragraph this year? 🙄

tchalamet liked

tchalamet being written down for my vows, where's mine? 🤔

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y/n this time next year we'll be husband and wife. I don't know what I did in a past life to deserve this, but I'm sooo fucking grateful. I love you my fiancé!!!!

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yourfriend wedding of the century!!!

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lauriesring god I wish I was friends with them

tchalamet okay you said you wouldnt post that last one !!!

y/n I never said that! you're just so cuteeeeee, bub !!!!!

rachelzegler when are we going dress shoppinggggg

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tchalamet I can't wait to spend the rest of my life with you.

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[neroushalvaus]

Tumblr in the 60s – Part 2

Part 1 / Deleted Scenes

💁🏼‍♀️brigittebardots Follow

anyone want to get fake married so i can get the pill to slut around

💋 marrymetwiggy Follow

Just say you have painful monthlies, I heard it works if you have a nice doctor!

💫 treatmetendermaureen Follow

Remember you still should use the sheet whenever possible. Stay safe ♡

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♒ let-the-sunshine-in Follow

i think there's something wrong with me, i'm just so sleepy all the time, it's not fair

👭 marvelettesofficial Follow

That's because you spend all your nights listening to radio luxembourg

♒ let-the-sunshine-in Follow

i heard nothing last night so i built an antenna out of poultry net, iron wire and bits of tin. i cut my fingers and our family chickens ran away

☁️ ankin-vaimo Follow

A small price to pay for some music.

♒ let-the-sunshine-in Follow

the antenna fell apart before the german guy stopped talking

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🗣 ilovejohnlennon-deactivated19660729

me: chilling

my brain: if you were shot and weren't sure whether you'd live or die should you call the cops to make sure your murderer gets caught or call the ambulance to increase your chance of survival

me: what

🗣 elviskneesofficial-deactivated19631119

There should be a number that'd reach both of those

🕺 elvisherselvis Follow

That number already exists. It's been used in my city for like a two decades.

🏆 petebest-or-bust Follow

🕺 elvisherselvis Follow

Fuck you I'm British.

🪛 patrickwhoghton Follow

Oh my G, this post from -62 sounds so prophetic now that they're trying to make the 911 thing catch on, where's that jagger meme

🖖 spock-in-tardis Follow

🕺 elvisherselvis Follow

This is literally not gift of prophecy. I told you back when this post was first made that this number has already existed in UK for years. It was obviously going to spread elsewhere, even US was bound to catch on at some point.

🏆 petebest-or-bust Follow

you are still here?? keeping an eye on this post??

💋 marrymetwiggy Follow

you're so grumpy @elvisherselvis maybe you should phone the emergency number and get a wahhh-mbulance

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📼 bisexualbarbaradane Follow

my date: Oh I listen to folk as well!

me: That's so cool! Who are your favourites?

my date: I'm sooo into Bob Dylan.

me:

my date: Is everything okay?

me, stuffing jelly babies into my purse: I have to go, like, right now, immediately, sorry

#it's okay if you liked dylan before he became the judas he is #but you can't call yourself a folk fan if you still support him #ugghh i hate him #electric guitar using lil bitch #sigh #jelly baby meme #bob dylan critical // #anti bob dylan // #bob dylan hate //

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🛸 premisendgame Follow

Cock and balls, I'm watching this previously banned american film where an american man is trying to fuck a soviet spy (played by famously very russian Greta Garbo) by offering her champagne and he is like "have you never had champagne?" and Greta is like "never 🥺 only goat's milk and a ration of vodka in the army" and the tv screen freezed and was like "ERROR!! CHAMPAGNE HAS BEEN SERVED IN SOVIET UNION SINCE 1936" I'm 😂😂😂

🪐 stalincredible Follow

You Americans will say anything to make Soviet stuff look silly

🛸 premisendgame Follow

Where do you think I am watching soviet tv from?? Or did I miss the memo where americans have the monopoly on joking about their own damn country??

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🥁 ringoforpresident Follow

"In future there will be telephones you can take with you anywhere" I can't even fucking listen to Radio Luxembourg without building a goddamn satellite, sending it to space, reciting spells and prayers, and sticking the radio out of the window at 2am EET. And even then it needs to be snowing for it to work because the radio wave fairies like snow or some shit

♒ let-the-sunshine-in Follow

preach

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[fluffypuppy56]

Oh no he's freezing! SOMEONE GIVE HIM A JAKET 🗣

Wait you know what, GIVE HIM 2

Or 3

Or more

[laura1633]

https://x.com/V3RLEC/status/1816826039022010595?t=4ECnWLh6iw4zBTePsKgJbg&s=19

Someone in other tweet said they were about to have a heated kiss. i just know Charles might get a lil jealous when he sees this. 🗣

Sorry I am so behind with these asks 😂 but in the first freeze frame GP looks he's Max's drug dealer looking around to make sure nobody is watching hahaha!!

Oh Charles would definitely be jealous but I think maybe more so because it looks like Max is enjoying a full on gossip session with GP and Charles does not like being left out of the gossip 😂

[pristine-rose]

so heres ur thrist alice when ur ready to show the world fr (got multiple charcters in this i was bored af and horny af)

ahem

Tattoo artist arrlechino who loves it when you cry and beg to take a break when shes tattooing you she just sighs and puts the plastic wrapping over your healing skin and tells you to shut up before dragging you behind the counter and into the staff room just to eat you out roughly (bonus if she has a tongue percing and its freezing cold touching your clit) you have to watch her bite your thighs and lick them while all you can do is sit there and wince bc you wont let her do her job‼️‼️‼️

Idol miko!!

idol miko just wanted to rebel against those ugly old ass men at the agency (taking ur trope bc ong its so good) . She hated the fact that they had no common sense like sure she would be stalked but doesnt she have a private area besides..They cant keep treating her like crap in this industry and starving and making her feel like entertainment and lying is the best way to live her life, Then she meets you conviently she laughs at the way your easily manipulated into having sex with her going on dates while she despises you yet she cant stop thinking and thinking.

All she can do is kill the emotion off but as she would have it your too cute to let go shes desperate clawing your thighs arms and neck suffocatting you while you go along with it her degarding you and you go along with it will you ever hate her? She finds it annoying yet adorable and shes inlove now and just as obssesed as you are maybe even more. She might steal your panties at night and weae them to shows. She’ll even pin you in public as a fan service moment just to piss off the agency and let the public know your owned

brat tamer and god complex ei

ugh i cant get her out of my head frkm the event anw tho

brat tamer ei is annoyed at the fact your so smug and cunning with the way you play your just like miko so she decides to get her trust strap out and hold the musu no hitotachi right at your neck ready to strike lightning at any given moment not afriad to cut in an instant

she has no place for those who wont listen to their god even in modern day society you can change but you can never forget your beneath her and always will be your just a lowly mortal

you should be begging for forgiveness right now.

and one last one to make everyone happy fr🗣🗣🙏

yelan bc i need her

foreplay and temp play w yelan

yelan is so teasing yet so sweet having her hydro ropes and dice roll around your neck she should just roll the dice and play the game at this point shes being so unfair and rude its removing want from your thighs but now on your brain

you just want her to destroy you make you forget you ever were this needy for her. You just wanna ride her thigh and cum all night or even sit on her face its pure desperation at this point you dont even know your so lost and half registering everything around you wanting something or the woman behind you to stop tightening the wet ropes around your body arousing you more

all you can do was sit there naked and look pretty on her lap as she has her warm thigh underneath you and cold and wet ropes and dice wrapped around your body playing with you

maybe if she rolled a 6 or 5 she could finally fuck you but you know yelan

somtimes being unlucky is lucky for her

-🤲 (mayb im being a bit to nice ill send u angst one day alice fr)

🧍‍♀️

[boohoohideyhole]

It's lucky I'm not in V1's position cuz if I got the opportunity to meet Gabriel, I'll do anything in my power to poke his exposed hips with my icy fingers. GET FREEZE TOUCHED BITCH 🗣🗣🗣❗️❗️❗️🤚❄️🤚❄️🤚❄️🤚❄️

[darling-saturn]

"don't eat ice cream right out of the container because your silva freezes and it can mold faster"

WOMP WOMP DEPRESSION ICE CREAM 🗣‼️

[yourlocalnameless]

HERES THE EDIT IVE BEEN YAPPIN ABT THESE PAST FEW DAYS 😍

LET US JUMP IN‼️‼️🔥🔥🔥🗣🗣🗣

(Yall capcut was NOT working for me it was freezing every second so this is the best I've got ☠️)

[80s-noelle]

freeze! ✧ ─=≡Σ((( つ•̀ω•́)つ you’re under arrest for being so lovely. copy this message to 10 other blogs (only if you want to) that you think are beautiful and deserve it. keep the game going and make others feel beautiful 💚

Got this sent to me and thought of you. Noelle eu TE AMOOO 🗣💗

HIIII OMG THAT'S SO CUTE 😭

E EU TE AMO TAMBÉM 🫶🫶🫶

i bought the book "la sociedad de la nieve" by pablo vierci and it has pictures of agustin in the behind scenes and i almost drooled over the whole book

[pearl-granger]

~Recipes for your dumb annoying fucks!~ (yes this is poison)

!!Caution use proper safety like gloves and goggles will making these!!

1 } Apple and almond smoothie:

Take a hand full of apple seeds and bitter almonds, and turn them into powder in a grinder.

Add the powder in in a blinder with one cup of water.

Mix two parts of ammonia and two parts of bleach to make chloramine.

Add the chloramine in the blender along side the water.

Add two flowers and five seeds of foxglove.

Add one drop of yellow and red/orange food coloring.

Add two drops of apple flavouring and apple & almond scent if you want too.

Blend it throughly and serve in a smoothie cup decorated with a straw and a mini umbrella! :3

2 } Flower ice-cream:

Simply whip 2 cups of heavy cream, by hand or with an electric mixer, until stiff peaks form.

Slowly drizzle in a chilled can of sweetened condensed milk. Next your gonna make our add in.

Take flowers from lily of the valley, nightshade, bleeding heart, angels trumpet, hemlock, thornapple or and fucking poisonous flower you find and plop it in the bowl.

Remove to an airtight container and freeze.

take it out of the freezer and scoop a generous amount is a glass bowl and decorate it using rose petals cuz we are soo kind<3

(yes half of this recipe was from google but who cares? i don't.)

3 } Granola bar:

Take a half a cup of apple seeds, bitter almonds, mistletoe berries, mandrake berries, belladonna seeds, nightshade berries and add them to a big ass mixing bowl.

In that bowl add 2 egg whites, a cup of peanut butter, and one and only one teaspoon of honey. (it's too precious to be wasted on bitches)

Mix it. with your hands spatula, a mixer. idc. mix it.

Next flaten the mixture that we made that can even scare satan off (but we won't cuz his on our side ladies!!!🗣🗣) on a baking tray or a plate with covered with parcement paper.

throw it (not literally) in the freezer. keep it there for 4 hours.

After those long four hours you prbly sent making out or reading fanfic's, go check on it any take it out.

Now cut in the size you want and give your lovely unwanted visitor a snack next time him comes around unannouced! ;P

4 } Tea:

(my 1940's housewife side awoke while writing this my ancsetors are proud <3)

Take leaves from bleeding heart, thorn apple, nightshade, mistletoe, mandrake, lily of the valley and any other leaf you wanna add.

Dry them. it's the middle of the night i wrote it once it got deleted once i'm not writing it again. ask youtude or google.

Go and buy or make tea bags while the leaves are drying. and stuff the tea bags with the leaves after the leaves have dried.

if you don't wanna use tea bags use a strainer or smth idk.

When the next time the old hag or aunt who continuously tried to push you in to a toxic marriage with their son/daughter asks for tea give them this :D

sleep tight and don't let the patriarchy take away your basic human and murder rights! :)

@bedlambrainworm

[slater-baby]

WHOO WHOO CHAPTER 41 TELL A FRIEND TO TELL A FRIEND💥🗣‼

exceeding your slay quota with this chapter, I see. I recommend this: please leave some slayage for the rest of us. consider this.

I know this probably wasn't intentional but I was laughing my ass off when: Ghost: can't believe you've never been with someone else before (meaning: oh wow, I can't believe you've only ever had sex with me) What Indy heard: virgin, lmao Indy: ????? what the fuck I LITERALLY told you I wasn't??????

Just the sheer fucking confusion in the fact Indy did NOT say anything when Ghost asked that. Girly's face went from 🥴 to 🤔 in like, two seconds

Also, I've been doing some historian digging and have found two more possibilities! 1. Price fucking dies (proposed by anon)

Seems at least somewhat solid. Follows "angst with a happy ending" tag pretty well but it does not seem like Price will be in any mortal danger these coming chapters, though I could be wrong!

2. Simon fucking dies (kind of) ((proposed by that-deadkid))

My assumption is this will be a fakeout death, or almost death, rather than Ghost getting his greatest wish, perishing. This has some evidence in the way that SLATER YOU KEEP SAYING SHIT ABOUT HIM DYING AND I AM GETTING SCARED. the phrase "nothing short of death" keeps coming up and I'm scared.....

oh god i did not mean to spam this hard WHOOPS I'M SORRY

<3 love ya!

ROOOOOOOTTTT BEEEEERRRRR i CRAVE YOUR ASKS AND COMMENTS YOU NEVER FAIL TO POP OFFFFFF

Noted 🫡 I shall be changing by name to Slayter from here on out. everybody, please note the difference in spelling, gotta make sure my slayage is known throughout the lands

LAJSDF BRO FR I WAS THINKING OF THAT TOO

like ??? simon is so stupid and jealous 😭 OF HIMSELF TOO?? like, man is really out here with a boner for keeping that girl to himself. I mean, they are soulmates. But Indy is definitely out here like 🤨 sir, why are you being weird? I already told u about my high school boyfriend why are you jealous of a literal 18 year old as a 35 year old man

PRICE FUCKING DIES IS A POSSIBILITY!!! I'll have to add that one to the list. Price is well....we already know he hot af, but that doesn't mean baddies can't die am I right? Mans is like....45? Nearing the end of his life for sure 😔 put him out to pasture 😔 one slipped vertebrae and this man will have HORRENDOUS back pain for the rest of his life (not that he doesn't already)

and you ARE right :) the angst with a happy ending tag is there? Wonder what that could mean

Or simon straight up dies. Could be that. I mean, homeboy isn't exactly doing hot on this mission. Lost most of his gear, is out of ammunition...only has a shotgun that works within 45 meters. Couple that with nearly freezing to death + the exhaustion of carrying a fully grown woman in combat gear for upwards of 45 minutes in an arctic storm...

not looking too good my dudes.

But, lets make one thing incredibly and abundantly clear:

There is nothing short of death itself that would take Simon away from Indy. Nothing except for getting killed in the field could possibly separate him from her. Keep this in mind.

:)

[loverzoftheworld]

💐, 😳, and 🗣 for the f/o take over asks :3

Thank u charlie! i can always count on you to send an ask :3c

💐 - Are you or your s/o the gifting type? Do you like giving/receiving flowers?

He drags a finger down his cheek in thought.

ABOUT THAT... I THINK FLOWERS WOULD GO PERFECTLY WITH THE WAY SHE LOOKS... BUT I DON'T KNOW IF SHE LIKES FLOWERS! I'VE SHOVED A BOUQUET IN HER FACE IN THE PAST, BUT THAT WAS BEFORE I WAS A CERTIFIED™ ROMANCE MASTER™ LIKE I AM NOW. MAYBE THIS IS A SIGN TO SEND HER SOME... THANK YOU, RANDOM ASKER!

😳 - What do they do that always flusters you?

HEY, I DON'T GET FLUSTERED! ANY TIMES YOU THINK THAT HAPPENED- IT WAS JUST DIRT IN MY PROCESSORS OR SOMETHING. DON'T GO IMAGINING SOMETHING THAT ISN'T THERE!

The wind-up keys on his head twitch a little.

WELL... SOMETIMES, A LOT OF DIRT GETS IN MY PROCESSORS, AND IT DRASTICALLY INCREASES MY REACTION TIME. EVEN TO THE POINT WHERE MY CPU FREEZES UP ENTIRELY! IT SUCKS! BUT SHE'S ALWAYS TRYING TO BE IN CONTACT WITH MY CHASSIS LIKE THE CLINGY WEIRDO SHE IS, AND THAT HELPS MY SYSTEM GET UP TO SPEED. I APPRECIATE IT A LOT.

He crosses his arms and glowers.

IS THAT AN ANSWER YOU'LL ACCEPT?

🗣 - Do they compliment you commonly? What do they say?

He throws his hands in the air.

YOU HAVE NO IDEA! IT'S LIKE SHE'S SEEING ME FOR THE FIRST TIME EVERY TIME SHE WAKES UP. IT'S NON-STOP COMMENTS ABOUT MY HAIR, MY VOICE, MY BODY...

His internal fans spin audibly faster.

...IT'S TOTALLY LAME AND OVER THE TOP! LIKE, YEAH, I KNOW I'M PERFECT! GET SOME BETTER MATERIAL!