#hu ! 💘

[pristine-rose]

im gonna send alice a thirst bc why not‼️‼️

ok so candance am i right?

candance is hot as shit imo i would be ridding her abs anyday i swear or her thighs

small hc i think her thighs and abs r so toned from fightingin the dessert and just watching you get off and moaning into her ear or sobbing while trying to look all pretty for her whiping your tears away is her favourite

candance also defo drfo DEFO hates seeing her baby cry shes not mean even if your a bit bratty she will punish you just for a but tho i mean how can she treat her darling like that unless shes cryingfrom all the pleasure your getting from her

and then theres dehya heheehehhe

dehya 🫶

dehya loves watching you trying to shut your mouth in a campsite as she fucks you inside the tent with her trusty strap she brought along.

now now dont be loud!! theres people around you and this is a tent if you moan loud enough their gonna hear you and maybe dehya will fuck you on display for all of them to see or maybe she’ll share you the possibilties make your stomach churn and fill with butterflies

another hc for dehya‼️‼️

dehya loves being gentle with you at the start but she cant help herself when shes so desperate sometimes she’ll just scissor you for hours just to fele you against her she’s fast n rough she doesnt care how many times you cum she just needs you :(

OH GOD AND IF YOUR TALKATIVE SHE PUTS HER HAND RIGHT ON YOUR MOUTH TO SHUT YOU UP MMMHHHHH just to say

“shh i know my lady just enjoy the feeling of being bittled by a dessert dewewller..heh? your into that idea sweet guess i dont have to hold back my lady”

god when she sakd that to dunhyzard my stomach was just AAAA TAKE ME

Anyways..

for my last brainrot of the day to you alice is my favourite purple and pink haired duo (ik this is long but ive been bored all day and ive nearly finished writting a fic that too forever)

miko just loves pranks especcially if shes executing it ei however is 50/50 if she finds it cute shes giving you small neck kisses with a smile if she doesnt your getting fingered for hours under a table untill you can cum

this gave you the perfect idea

as the two hot and influencial woman of inazuma spoke to eachother of the future of inazuma and protection you just get the perfect idea to get close to their left and right ear and moan as erotically as you could just begging their names out

miko was very turned on afterall her fox ears are sensitive and it felt as loud as you both actually having sex while ei is there blushing like crazy too your smirk and try to leave but “uh oh little one! seems my prey has been caught” you could feel the chills and sharpness of her nails against your wrist

As ei starts to manhandle and fondle your chest while miko bites your neck her fangs leaving small blood spilling marks to lick off

you can take both of their hands

“cant you pretty girl?” miko chuckles from the side. Shes very experimental she enjoys the pleasure of it and then feeling it from her two lovers afterall your not the only ones who love being fucked like crazy

ei smirks as she drawns into your neck as miko leaves her lipstick stains on your cunt thighs and face as a symbol of whats hers

they arent gonna punish you afterall!! they loved the prank infact they loved it so much you can cum how many times you want and control whatever just dont moan too loudly wont you dear?

-🤲 alice if u sont get this jst know my life was poured into this fr

CW//NSFW

WHY WOUDK YOU SEND ME THISWHBDELNDNA

IDK WHAT TO SAY THERE IS NOTHING I CAN ADD EVERYONE JUST SIT BACK AND ENJOY.

[starshideurfics]

Thirsty Thursday - Be Mine?

steddie, omegaverse, power dynamics, minor feminization, mdni🔞

Eddie knows better. He knows better than to act like a knothead, to say something as stupid as, “You know I’ve got that pussy on lock,” when Wheeler asks about his Valentine’s plans with Steve. And maybe it was just posturing when talking to his boyfriend’s ex (especially when he knows Nancy’s is the biggest knot Steve’s ever had), but he knows better.

And it isn’t like he doesn’t have plans! He’s taking Steve out to that fancy fondue restaurant. He’s sending flowers to him at work. There’s a velvet box burning a hole in the back of Eddie’s underwear drawer!

But Eddie knows better, and he still said that to Nance. Steve may not have heard, but Robin did.

Eddie’s an idiot.

💘💘💘

Steve thanks him for the flowers when he gets home from work, putting the vase on their little dinner table, and kissing Eddie quick on his way to change for their date. He giggles when he manages a cheese pull that’s gotta be at least three feet long; giggles more when he gets chocolate on Eddie’s nose.

He cries happy tears when Eddie pulls out the ring box, whispers, “Yes!” over and over when Eddie says:

“I told myself I wouldn’t do this unless I could commit to forever, and right now, Stevie, forever doesn’t feel close to long enough. So, what do you say? Be mine for always?”

When Steve is composed enough to say anything else, he adds, “Just so you know, I think I’ve been at forever since our first date.”

Eddie can’t help it; he cries like a baby at that.

💘💘💘

Steve practically has his hand down Eddie’s pants on the way home. They struggle to even get out of the car with how desperate they both are, but eventually they make it to their bedroom. Eddie’s only goal is to get out of his pants before he’s fully hard, while Steve slowly strips down to his underwear.

Robin told him.

And she used her embroidery machine.

He doesn’t fully understand the “sweet” and “sour” over Steve’s tits, but the panties say more than enough: “My pussy, my rules.”

Eddie bites his lip and whines. “I was stupid, baby, I’m sorry!”

Steve smiles, eyes dragging down from Eddie’s still-clothed chest, over his naked cock and bate legs, down to his pants bunched around his ankles. “I know you are, Eds. I know. But you’ve gotta apologize better than that.” Steve grinds against his fingers for a moment, just long enough to get the scent of his slick on them. “You’ve gotta say sorry to her.” He nods down towards his crotch. “Show her what a good, thoughtful, attentive alpha you can be.”

Dropping to his knees, Eddie nods emphatically and waits.

Steve carefully pulls down his panties, and sits on the end of the bed, spreading his legs to show off his glistening pussy.

Drool escapes from the corner of Eddie’s mouth, but he waits until Steve beckons him over. The carpet burns against hus knees as he hurries to his fiancé, but again he waits.

Waits for Steve to guide his face down to his core. Once he’s there, Eddie licks and sucks and kisses every place he can reach, thrusts his tongue up inside to stroke Steve’s inner walls, ignoring the thrumming pulse of his blood through his own cock. He’s happy to do his penance. For as long as Steve requires.

Eddie ends up on his back, Steve riding his face to his third orgasm of the night. When Steve swings his leg over to move off him, lies down beside him, he glances down at Eddie’s angry, purple cockhead with a sleepy grin. “You can come now,” he offers magnanimously, giggling when Eddie immediately shoots off, hips thrusting into the air. “But that’s the last time you come outside my pussy until I’m pregnant. If you’re giving me forever, I’m ready for a baby.”

[sea-lanterns]

I saw this and i just had to ask you, who would be the boots women and who would be the sock girl in this 👉👈

Very interesting prompt. Hmmmm…let’s see if I can make an accurate list for both 💘

Women in the boots position, with you in the socks position: Jean, Eula, Rosaria, Beidou, Keqing, Shenhe, Yelan, Yanfei, Shinobu, Sara, Ei, Yoimiya, Candace, Dehya, Clorinde, Arlecchino, Signora, Skirk

Women in the socks position, with you in the boots position: Lisa, Amber, Mona, Sucrose, Ningguang, Ganyu, Hu Tao, Yun Jin, Ayaka, Kokomi, Miko, Chiori, Nilou, Layla, Faruzan, Lynette, Navia, Furina, Chevreuse, Columbina, Sandrone

P.S: This has nothing to do with height. You could be standing on the toes of someone shorter than you, and you can be lifting the toes of someone taller than you 💕

[maladyinpink]

Reblogging because... EXACTLY 🤗

Messy dad sneezes coming out of an adorable little kitten sneeze face

[fatuismooches]

Hello!!

Idea from 🥀 anon about Pantalone having nightmares is such a yes. I think some of harbingers are prone ot nightmares. They try not to disturb you when this happens, but you wake up anyway and a lot of comfort awaits

Such as Pierro. You can't convince me he doesn't get nightmares about his homeland's downfall. Everyone and everything, lost in a mere second. It took him so long to open his soul for you.. So he's scared he'll lose you as well

Or Signora. She already lost one lover, of course he's scared of losing another. Including situation, where he loses control of her pyro magic and hurts you :(

Scaramouche, as much he doesn't want to admit it, is scared you'll leave him. That you'll be the next person to betray him.

Dottore can be among them too, if we're taking about fragile!reader. He'll never ever admit this, but he occasionally wakes up (when he actually sleeps, because this happens once in a blue moon) in cold sweat, dreaming about you dying and immediately checks your vitals. If reader is in coma, he sleeps even less, looking for ways to save you, but when exhaustion finally gets to him - Dottore dreams about you never waking up, your body slowly withering and how with each passing second the chance of saving you slowly drops to zero

But of course you're always here to reassure and calm down your lover♥️

-👾

(I'm not sure when this one will get answered, but anyway - good luck to all Neuvillette and Hu Tao wanters!! May you win all of your 50/50s!!💘)

Real, i think all of the Harbingers have nightmares to some extent!! Just some more than others 💔 Pierro is a yes. Besides the amount of work he has to do, another reason why he skips out on sleep is because of the nightmares. He sees no point in trying to sleep since he'll always end up waking up soon from the nightmares anyway. Rarely does he get restful sleep, but it's a bit better when you're in his arms. Yes, a bit better, though he's still prone to them. Pierro still thinks back to the peaceful days in Khaenri'ah, before everything was lost, his beloved homeland, his people, his memories. He still hasn't gotten over it, and now there's the added worry of something happening to you as well... it's a lot for him to deal with but he never shows you and only becomes vulnerable in the middle of the night when you finally catch him sneaking out of bed. Pierro probably won't be verbal about it but you can still guess what he dreamt about... Of course, the best thing you can do is hold him and whisper how you're here, how you'll always be here, you love him and you know that he won't let anything happen to you anyway.

Signora's confident nature never seems to reveal any weakness. She always holds herself to the highest standards and refuses to show any vulnerability. So while she doesn't frequently have nightmares, when they do come around, they hit hard and really make her sit and think. It's been a long time since Rostam's death, and she's mostly moved on... but that only leaves Rosalyne with another issue. Losing you. The nightmares have never been this bad until she got together with you. She's made an oath to protect you, to keep you away from harm unlike her previous lover, but what if she can't? Even worse, what if she ends up being your demise? She couldn't bear that. When you happen to wake up during the night after her nightmare, she gently chides you to go back to sleep. Of course, you comfort her in this rare vulnerable moment and whisper sweet nothings and reassuring words in her ear. The next day, she acts like nothing happened but she greatly appreciates your love.

It's quite laughable to think that a puppet could dream. Every time Scaramouche has a dream, he wakes up in tears and then grits his teeth as he digs his nails into his skin, a mixture of sobs and mad laughter. His dreams always start off happy. Peaceful. A reminder of good times. But they always end horribly. They always end with reality. Reality was pain. Suffering. Betrayal, from everyone he's ever cared about. His mother and his friends. And now you have been added to that collection. Betraying him, leaving him all alone in the end. The possibility can't seem to leave him alone. Though, it's not too big of a problem since he is a puppet. Puppets don't need sleep. But sometimes he falls asleep accidentally without realizing it, or when you usher him to bed with you, pleading and begging to the point where he can't refuse. It's really jarring to see him cry because you know how he usually is, but overtime you get used to it because you know how hurt he was in the past. In the beginning, he'll snap at you to leave him alone but some persistence will allow him to soften and cling to you as you hold him and stroke him gently until he falls asleep again.

Despite his sins, the only nightmares Dottore has ever had were either about his childhood or you, mostly the latter recently with your current state. He's modified his body to the point where he doesn't need as much sleep as the average person, but he still does need some, much to his dismay. As much as he tries to fight it, he does end up crashing for a bit. Sometimes it goes fine. Sometimes it does not. He dreams that you will never wake up. Another century will go by, and another, and another, and nothing ever happens. He continues to change, and change, yet you remain stagnant. No matter how hard he tries, nothing works. You disappear. And he never speaks to you again, never hears your smile or laugh, never feels your touch, never again. These dreams, they are so irrational he thinks. They are nothing more than a figment of his imagination. They aren't real, and reality is the basis of everything. So there's no reason why he should be so worked up over a dream, he thinks as his body is already moving to where you lie. He places your cold, unmoving hand on his cheek, only wishing you were actually here to comfort him like during the Akademiya days.

[pristine-rose]

so heres ur thrist alice when ur ready to show the world fr (got multiple charcters in this i was bored af and horny af)

ahem

Tattoo artist arrlechino who loves it when you cry and beg to take a break when shes tattooing you she just sighs and puts the plastic wrapping over your healing skin and tells you to shut up before dragging you behind the counter and into the staff room just to eat you out roughly (bonus if she has a tongue percing and its freezing cold touching your clit) you have to watch her bite your thighs and lick them while all you can do is sit there and wince bc you wont let her do her job‼️‼️‼️

Idol miko!!

idol miko just wanted to rebel against those ugly old ass men at the agency (taking ur trope bc ong its so good) . She hated the fact that they had no common sense like sure she would be stalked but doesnt she have a private area besides..They cant keep treating her like crap in this industry and starving and making her feel like entertainment and lying is the best way to live her life, Then she meets you conviently she laughs at the way your easily manipulated into having sex with her going on dates while she despises you yet she cant stop thinking and thinking.

All she can do is kill the emotion off but as she would have it your too cute to let go shes desperate clawing your thighs arms and neck suffocatting you while you go along with it her degarding you and you go along with it will you ever hate her? She finds it annoying yet adorable and shes inlove now and just as obssesed as you are maybe even more. She might steal your panties at night and weae them to shows. She’ll even pin you in public as a fan service moment just to piss off the agency and let the public know your owned

brat tamer and god complex ei

ugh i cant get her out of my head frkm the event anw tho

brat tamer ei is annoyed at the fact your so smug and cunning with the way you play your just like miko so she decides to get her trust strap out and hold the musu no hitotachi right at your neck ready to strike lightning at any given moment not afriad to cut in an instant

she has no place for those who wont listen to their god even in modern day society you can change but you can never forget your beneath her and always will be your just a lowly mortal

you should be begging for forgiveness right now.

and one last one to make everyone happy fr🗣🗣🙏

yelan bc i need her

foreplay and temp play w yelan

yelan is so teasing yet so sweet having her hydro ropes and dice roll around your neck she should just roll the dice and play the game at this point shes being so unfair and rude its removing want from your thighs but now on your brain

you just want her to destroy you make you forget you ever were this needy for her. You just wanna ride her thigh and cum all night or even sit on her face its pure desperation at this point you dont even know your so lost and half registering everything around you wanting something or the woman behind you to stop tightening the wet ropes around your body arousing you more

all you can do was sit there naked and look pretty on her lap as she has her warm thigh underneath you and cold and wet ropes and dice wrapped around your body playing with you

maybe if she rolled a 6 or 5 she could finally fuck you but you know yelan

somtimes being unlucky is lucky for her

-🤲 (mayb im being a bit to nice ill send u angst one day alice fr)

🧍‍♀️

[janumun]

no clear thoughts in this brain anymore except Alpha Zhongli in his rut for the first time after meeting his Omega, you, isolating himself lest he scares you, however, you find himself knocking at his door, late at night, greeted by a voice and octave lower than usual, dripping with thirst and the pain of losing the very last shred of self-control thrown out the window as you sit down next to him, putting your hand on his cheek in a worried gesture, only to feel the tip of his now prominent fangs against the tender skin of your wrist 🤭

MARIIIIII, WHAT HAVE YOU DONE 😵‍💫😵‍💫🤣💘 Don’t tempt me with getting back at you with thoughts of Omega Childe 🤣❗️

Content Warning for being suggestive/NSFW

Continuing from our line of thought in our last conversation, with a Zhongli and Reader who share feelings but have yet to confess to each other/the slow burn of it all, until it is no longer slow

Just imagining a reluctant Zhongli letting her in when he catches the worry radiating off of his omega her; the sour scorch of anxiety in the pheromones he scents off of the air around her.

His heart shudders at the mere thought of having been the cause of her worries, basal instincts immediately surrendering to her will, desperate to relieve that knit in between his beloved’s brow.

Ushering her in to allow her a seat within his guest quarters, instead of his personal office space like he usually does. The latter housing much more of her... vivid traces from when she often pays him visits on behalf of Hu Tao.

Zhongli does not think he could control himself were he to take her to that room, watch her sit herself from across him, at his desk. Fixating a look of worry for him, smelling like that.

Zhongli’s next breath gutters out of his throat, as if to shred apart the very graphic, obscene image that bursts across his lids; how he’d rather have that beautiful body unfurled across his desk, smooth that frown into pleasure with the slow press of fingers she’d graciously allow him to ease in between her legs—

The next sound that breaks from him is carnal, unhinged; he smothers it against an obsidian palm — unravelings of his power, bleeding onto his appearance, with the vulnerability that comes with his rut — before his control can shatter entirely.

“Zhongli?” Wrenching himself out of stupor to catch the question in her gaze, the way her eyes flitter momentarily across the seized tightness of his jaw, the jagged edge of his fangs clenched in a white, bared snarl; he realizes belated, the threat he must present to her gaze, wild and unfettered.

He needs his mind off of her body — now — before it is her clothes he cleaves off of her instead. The only shred — sliver — of sanity keeping him together: his several millennia lived, the iron will of control he’s had himself subjected to, century after century — nothing, no lover, before, however, has tested his patience as she does.

And...

Zhongli frowns, pressing himself back into the seat farthest, from across her, dark fingers curling irons across the arms of the chair, holding himself imprisoned.

And the fact that they have yet to be bonded, leashes him most.

A most inopportune time for her to have turned up at his doorstep when his rut is close at hand, and that too for personal business, but Zhongli knows he must remain civilized; the gentle man she knows him as, he wishes to remain untainted within her gaze, at the very least—

And so he asks her about her day, in an effort to turn her mind — and his — off his current “ill-health”, he assures her is no cause for worry. A decision that turns itself into swift, vicious vengeance upon Zhongli instead.

“I spent my morning with Scara— ahem, Wanderer. He wished to repay me for my earlier help with a neutralising antidote, I mentioned it once to you before, Zhongli.”

Whetted fingernails carve just that bit more deep into the wood beneath his arms.

That son of Beelzebub, the one who looks at her with the eyes of a man; a gaze that dares want for what he desires. How dare a mere doll ingress upon an Archon’s claim—

“...With him alone? Did that bard... Venti not promise to accompany you on your commissions today?”

She seems mildly perplexed at the line of questioning. Zhongli, however, is in no state to help himself.

“Venti had a task come up he had to attend to with Mari.” She answers, at last.

And then Zhongli spots it: a scent, a claim. An oddity not her own; he failed to notice earlier by fault of his lust fogged mind.

The teal, dangling earring — not hers — she skips delicate fingers, along her earlobe, as if it is a precious commodity.

And he begs, in silence, for her to not speak what he does not wish to hear in that moment. Sickening, as the scent across that jewelry on his omega her body tinkers at the cage of a large, gilded beast deep within him.

She does not spare Zhongli that mercy.

“He gifted me this earring, as a token of our friendship, although he wasn’t very forthcoming with his feelings, as usual.” She smiles. “It is a beautiful thing, isn’t it? Wanderer requested, well, more like, ordered me to keep it on at all times, that silly man.”

Zhongli feels that exact moment of time his fingers jam at, in poor imitation of reigning in a long fled control — and fail — splintering through the arms of his chair.

[tothemoonandbacklove]

Hiee jii!! Ek pyaare se phool ke liye kuch phool jii!! Ik yeh tumhare jitne pretty nahi but kyaa kar he sakti hu tumhare jitna khubsurat phool kaha milee?!?

Ik u deserve the best of best but pretty please inse adjust kar lenaa !!! Meraa bus chalta toh puraa garden tumhare naam karwa deti

💕💕💕 sending bohot saraaa pyaar for myyy pyaara cutu gulab jamun :)))

HAYEEEE DIDI THIS MADE MY DAY 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗💗

ap itne pyaare kyu ho didi main mar jaungi 😭😭😭😭😭

thank you thank you thank you didi🫂💗😭

ye lo didi apke liye dher saara pyaar

❤🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤍🤎❤‍🔥❤‍🩹❣️💕💞💓💗💖💘💝💟❤🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤍🤎❤‍🔥❤‍🩹❣️💕💞💓💗💖💘💝💟❤🧡💛💚💙💜🖤🤍🤎❤‍🔥❤‍🩹❣️💕💞💓💗💖💘💝💟

<33333333333333333

[djpachipikachu]

I like you! Have a cupcake! 🧁🧁🧁 (The other two are for Usagi and Leo)

Just kidding HAVE A MOUNTAIN OF HEARTS 💗💕💓💞🩷💘💝💖❤️🧡💛🩵💙💜🤎🖤🩶🤍🩷❤️‍🩹❣️♥️💐🥞

ACK !ACKV!ACVJLRJKrg!hu!!avk!!!!!!!!!! <- getting buried

thank u teehee what a delightful gift ! leo and usagi can have those cupcakes too i guess..........in spirit ......bc i dont feel like drawing them rn lmao

[sea-lanterns]

It’s been a while since the last Empress AU meme. So here is one I made with Courtesan Furina and Hu Tao:

Just two short queens trying to help each other out! 💘

[lingy910y]

Self Rec Saturday Sunday

what a lovely idea!! tysm @juliakayyy, @mmmichyyy, @doshiart, @heymrspatel, and @creepkinginc for tagging me, y’all are so talented 💘

i’m proud of this one for gallacrafts! i spent a lot of time on it and the idea makes me all warm inside 🥰

and for WIP Wednesday Sunday!

my most recent wip is my gge fic so…have an out of context scene from a fic that idk when i’ll ever finish

She slams her bowl on the table. “Fuck you, Mick. You don’t get to speak for other people just because you’re grieving.”

Mickey’s chest feels suffocating. He doesn’t realize he’s been crying until something cold and wet reaches his mouth.

Mandy’s eyes soften. “Mickey.”

“You don’t fuckin’ know him. He was special to you too.”

She nods and dashes to embrace Mickey. He clings onto her tank top like an anchor, and they slowly drift ashore as they drop to the ground.

He inhales her sister’s cheap perfume in what seems like years. “I don’t know how to do this, but I don’t know any other option,” he murmurs.

tagging @vintagelacerosette, @lupeloto, @sgtmickeyslaughter, @michellemisfit & @depressedstressedlemonzest if you wanna

[baiju-bawara]

In the West they say:

I'll surrender my world to you if that is the only way I could become a part of yours.

But in our Desi Culture we say:

Akhiyaan mein bas gail tohri suratiya... Bhaave naahi auro kohno batiyaa... 👀💘

Tohre nisha mein dubal jata hamar matiya... Samjho na dil ke daradiya... 🍷��‍🌫️

Kaisee tohke samjhayi, dinwa e kaisee bitayi... Bana labu tohke hamri dulhaniya ho...

Kaba hu na haath chhute hamri sajani se... Saath rahe bu tohre harr janamwa ho... 💞 👰🏻‍♀️

bhojpuri rizzzz

[pristine-rose]

alice im gonna share athirst w you because finally FIANLLY MY FINALS RNFINISHED

(i cried on my chem paper sm)

anyways

play biting and sucking with beidou and if the reader is a prosistute beidou is defo drunk saying it now

so beidou was bored and finally landed in inazuma and then noticed your building trying to look for a pub but whoe and behold you offer her alchol and a night in the sheets afteralll buisness has been going slow and many women dont go here (sadly) so for beidou to be hurling in for a drink it was your lucky day

she pins you like an animal would ripping off your clothes with no undergarments underneath them she begins to take one last sip of her drink before pouring it onto your pretty chest and sucking your tit and playing with it.

she watchs your face conform before she smirks licking her lips knowing exactly what shes going to do.

she shoves her fingers down your throat uncaringly like a true pirate captian would and lets you suck and bite them as her other hand drew near your pulsing heat

lost and confused your brain submits usually your the one ontop even for guys! but oh no. beidou is not letting you get out for free your stuck with her till she finishes

(i might expand dunno)

-🤲

it’s ok bro i literally cried right in front of my accounting professor MINUTES before the final and she panicked 🧍‍♀️

AND PLZ EXPAND IMAGINE A GNSH SEX WORKER SERIES ?! ( brain gears twisting )

// not-sfw utc ~

the thing about inazuman adult streets is that their secrecy means gold to her. and this, of course, entails her treating you like the rarest and most expensive of liquor imports.

and, of course, beidou is not like the minds of ningguang, or even yelan—the two had a sort of elegance and class to them, one that makes them handle their prized possessions so gently so that they don’t break. but beidou is the exact opposite. you’re a rarity, a diamond in the ruff, and she’ll get every use out of you until you’re worn and torn.

that means she’s ruthless and rowdy like a salvaging animal; like you’ve put a five course of fine dining right to the mouth of a starving man. and despite metaphors, she truly devours you that way. she’ll lap you up until you’re screaming and shouting in this room of cheap perfume—she grinds her cunt into yours as if there wasn’t other men paying to touch you like this.

and, in truth, perhaps the payment aspect played a large part of it. she paid for it—she’s getting her money’s worth right out of you

[oya-oya-okay]

im making tamales rn and i was prepping the hojas (corn husks) and accidentally called them oyas 😭😭😭 (theyre pronounced 'oh-hus') and my mom looked at me confused 💀💀💀

AHAHWHHAHWHWHWOH MY GODDD XDDD💗💖💗💗💘💕💘💕💘💕

ITS SOO FUNNY🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭 Oya affects real life lol. Be careful!!🙃💖💗💖

[sangheilihoes]

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[veradovaleuniverse]

ICL NOTÍCIAS 2 - 04/04/24 - VAZAM TRECHOS DA CONVERSA EM QUE MINISTRO HU...

BOA NOITE 🌕🌖🌖

​​Ah, não pode não 😱Não podemos deixar esses parasitas avançarem

sobre o patrimônio do povo brasileiro

Governo @LulaOficial  parabéns 👋🇧🇷

Petrobrás é do Brasil, é p progresso d Brasil. Não p urubus malditos

sanguessugas.💝💝💘💖

Anjos, ladrão de galinha e os sangue suga da caixa econômica e da

Petrobrás sacos sem fundo.💰🪙💰🪙

Para calar a boca dos especuladores, o Lula devia falar que esta

pensando em convidar o ZÉ DIRCEU !!!😂😂😂

PARABÉNS AO NOSSO PRESIDENTE E AS INSTITUIÇÕES STF. CNJ. TRE.

STJ. PGR OAB. PF PRF. ⚖️⚖️⚖️

# FORA LIRA E FORA PACHECO

P​prioridade #1: Petrobrás #2: Moraes no STF #3: desmanche do PAC.

a sabotagem que o golpe emplacou foi implacável no desmanche da

estrutura desenvolvimentista com direito a 3 ministros ilegítimos.

💪🦾💪🖕

​​Parabéns ministro, PF e demais envolvidos nessa ação.👋👋👋👇

Quem não gostou dessa notícia foi o Tarcísio. Não houve MORTES.

Verdade! Tarcísio Miliciano de Freitas gosta de muito sangue...🩸🩸🩸

Presos vivos, se fosse a polícia de Tarcísio, estariam mortos⚰️🪦⚱️

Parabéns para os agentes policiais envolvidos! Com inteligência! 👋👋👋

Sem sair atirando a esmo, prá ver se acerta o alvo.

Tem que ensinar a polícia do Tarcisio em São Paulo.

https://www.youtube.com/live/NFWg3yLb85g?si=ie4hI7Omm-v0HAX_