#arknights ulpianus

[sleepyminty]

Most of them are abysshunters but the bloodborne hunter still the mvp

[adorablegorilla]

Blandus really looked at Secunda and went, "Oh God, we have to reject her. We do NOT want a 2nd Ulpianus" and Ulpianus agreed with him

[mui-ka]

Arknights: Path of Life

[orukadoruka]

happy ulpi global release 💥💥💥💥💥💥💥💥

[lowein]

Ulpianus

[idliketochill]

Arknights doodles (pretend gudako isn’t there)

[lassifaer]

Arktober from twt. I don't usually do challenges and stuff, but couldn't miss an opportunity to draw at least a sketch for the npc day Day 2. NPC ..except this man still being locked in NPC jail is a crime against humanity. A hoonter must hoont, set him free

[beta-lactam-allergic]

I just learnt that Thorns Alter is coming out in CN & I am so hyped for the next months of Arknights.

You may remember me going on about meta rolls, horny rolls & story rolls before. I will bring that up again first before talking about the upcoming banners.

I got enough operators to do everything I need to do in game, so I don't care about meta & I don't roll for meta. I can do most things with welfare units. I also got enough other units to do themed stuff when I feel like it. I did the Lone Trail rerun almost entirely with units that are Rhine Lab (Silence Alter, Mayer, Astgenne, etc) or Rhine Lab adjacent (Anthony Simon, Kafka, Rosmontis, etc), with the exception being needing Myrtle & Scavenger as the two DP generators because I don't have Muelsyse & Rhine Lab teams are very DP hungry. I did the original event on a welfare-only team (Yato & Gravel used on the up/down switches) .

Horny Rolls = I'm a bisexual virgin, this game has some characters that I find attractive. So some of my rolls are based on that.

Story Rolls = These are the characters I've come to really enjoy their presence in the story. I'm not attracted to them, but they are awesome.

We have

Ulpianus release in December with Path of Life banner. I don't care how stacked everything else is in the coming months, I haven't rolled for anyone since R6 (excluding free rolls from Chapter 14 banner), because I needed to keep some Originium left for Ulpianus. I am getting Ulpianus, he will complete my Abyssal Hunter set.

Followed by a gap where I don't care enough to roll on the banners, giving me time to rebuild my stockpile. I might have rolled on Hortus de Escapismo rerun if I didn't know we had Delicious on Terra coming up. But we do, so skip.

Engraver of Quicksand provides a free 10-roll at the start + one free pull a day, so I can probably get the 5-star Sand Reckoner entirely on free pulls. I won't waste my saved pulls on this event because I don't want the 6-stars, but Sand Reckoner is a cutie, so I can risk the free pulls. More time to rebuild stockpile from Path of Life

Here is where things get stacked

Dungeon Meshi collab aka Delicious on Terra. Yeah, I know none of them are meta, I don't care for. I don't roll for meta. I like Dungeon Meshi, I want the Dungeon Meshi cast, so I am getting them.

Brief break for rerun of the Blacksteel event. I wish Woodrow Bianchi was playable, but he's not. This is the last break in the schedule as the final 4 dot points are all banners I want one after another.

Orienteering 1 = Yeah, none of them are new, but I tried & failed to get Hoederer & Ines. I only skipped Logos because I didn't want W Alter. The only one of these 6 I have is Ebenholz (He was in the Gold Cert store, I grabbed him). You can pick 3, who will be the only 6 stars on the banner. Hoederer, Ines, Logos, enough said.

Vina Victoria. It's official, Vina Victoria is here with "Ending a Grand Overture" update.

We Mischievous Few = Lappland Alter + Vulpisfoglia (Suzuran's gangster mother). It also gives a chance to get Muelsyse & Texas Alter, who are semi-limited & re-running on this banner (I only consider collabs to be truly limited). I also like the look of the 5-star, Figurino.

And then the piece de resistance, Thorns Alter. Yeah, he's hot.

So you might be wondering who's story rolls & who's horny rolls

Story = Ulpianus, Vina Victoria, Muelsyse & all the Dungeon Meshi operators.

Horny = Thorns Alter, Figurino & Sand Reckoner

Both = Lappland Alter, Vulpisfoglia, Texas Alter, Hoederer, Ines & Logos

I have no way of getting all of them as I'm not a whale. Luck can get you one 6 star per banner, but I know full well that I'm only getting one of my desired characters from Orienteering 1 & We Mischievious Few. That's why I skipped Chapter 14. I had no guarantee my 6-star was going to be Logos, so why not wait for the stronger chance on Ulpianus.

[hime-bee]

oh daddy- i mean ulpianus the man you are and the things you do to my horny lil brain <33 totally not trying to lose it over this soggy old man

As far as we're concerned, "daddy" and "Ulpianus" are synonyms 😩💦💦 But honestly tho, this man has changed my brain chemistry yet again and idk if I'll ever be the same (spoiler: I will not)

Lati, do you think the Seaborn genes in Daddy Ulpipi kick in even more heavily when he's in water or am I delusional-

[just-tired-girl]

Yes

YEEEES!

I got him! Hello sailor!

I'm sooooo happy. I did it!

I got myself that Mobi Dic-*gets hit with metal pipe*

[cerastes]

Skadi: “Captain, can I ask you something weird?”

Ulpianus:

Skadi: “I feel like I don’t really get along with Gladiia, and it can affect our teamwork adversely. What do you recommend, Captain?”

Ulpianus:

Skadi: “True, annoying as it may be, it’s probably better to just talk to her. On the other side of things, I feel like Laurentina… She’s not avoiding me, per se, but she does make sure to spend time with a lot of people, and I worry she’s annoyed by me.”

Ulpianus:

Skadi: “Well, yes… It’s true she’s not fragile anymore, she’s improved a lot since she was stuck in bed, I cannot help but worry, but she likely doesn’t want me to worry as much now that her body is, well, hers again. All this introspection got me hungry, though. I could go for some pizza now, but the line at the pizzeria is so long…”

Ulpianus:

Skadi: “You know? You’re right, you always know what to say, Captain!” *crashes right through three dozen people while sending them flying like bowling pins*

Laurentina, who just arrived, witnessing Skadi’s Orca Bowling Technique: “…And you just… Let her do that?”

Ulpianus, a single tear of joyous pride rolling down his rugged face:

[nnk22k]

He's so cool.

[kaitzitt]

Swimming with Abyssal Hunters :3

[coolchulainn]

Ulpianus in the seaborn nest, acrylic on 24 x 17.5 cm canvas. I've been painting a bunch of stuff recently but I don't often have good lighting conditions to photograph it

itty bitty ulpipi closeup

[hunterfromtheabyss]

skadidi and ulpipi

[akakris10]

Seaborn don't understand art... so you must be...?