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racetrackmybeloved · 7 months ago

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i would give anything to watch a full movie on how the entirety of brooklyn came to be "spot conlon's territory". half of the brooklyn newsies are practically grown ass men, and they answer to this scrawny blond fifteen year old??

like come on

#seriously those are wholeass MEN #what made them go 'yes this child will be the best possible leader time to let him make all the decisions'#and like. they agreed to walk a few miles to newsies square just to put themselves at risk of being beat up or arrested ??#also they're like. entering a zone where they could very easily get trapped (like the manhattan newsies were)#and they didn't even know how many strikebreakers there would be ?? for all they knew they could have been outnumbered ??#so these guys literally risk everything because spot says so ??#anyway kudos to them bc like. i would have said yeah nah you have fun with that tho #but yeah logically this is a v inaccurate depiction of brooklyn newsies bc like. they wouldn't bring the 9 year olds to a fight #BUT STILL MY POINT STILL STANDS THAT IS A LOT OF PEOPLE WHO ARE BOTH OLDER THAN AND MUCH BIGGER THAN SPOT #newsies #newsies fandom #92sies #spot conlon #brooklyn newsies #newsies 1992

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eternalsnowfan02 · 2 years ago

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When I read the vignette for Sebek's Union Birthday card and got to the part where he realizes that Trey reminds him of his dad... I couldn't think of anything but this bit from Brooklyn 99:

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#sebek zigvolt #trey clover #epel felmier #jack howl #twst #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland fanart #es02 art #the setup for this is tenuous at best: school mandated study session of 1st years headed up by a 3rd year?#sure why not #mostly i wanted to put epel and jack in there too #because they make great rosa and terry stand-ins #brooklyn 99 #this has been in my WIPs since March… whoops

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thewingedwolf · 7 months ago

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i think i did a legends cast last year before reindeer games was announced but i was thinking about how i miss the people’s princess cedric and decided to do a bb: second chances cast

#i was doing tbis while brooklyn & tucker were arguing akskdj #bb26 #big brother #i know there’s too many women. i didn’t want to eliminate any one and i struggled to think of this many men i want back aksjd #i actually thought i didn’t want anyone to feel tokenized which is why i got two (2) latinas several asians and i didn’t want kemi to feel #like stranded in a sea of mostly lighter skinned poc which is why i did 9 women #i was debating between zach and jodi and decided a) again kemi and b) jodi deserves a shot she got so screwed!!!#this is also why i added chef joe besides the fact that i love him i thought him & jodi might not stand out too bad as older bb players if #if they’re together. there’s nothing i can really do to help audrey on that front 😭😭😭😭#i could swap michael for hisam tbh i would love to see michael play with a cast that isn’t so dark sided #but i would love to see hisam again too so.#also i couldn’t split up americory maybe that puts a target on them but 😭#anyways cbs fire grodner hire me

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timplatt · 1 year ago

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a twelve minute set of my incredible stand up comedy with jokes, music, characters, and an extended fuck up.

if you like this and are in NYC, please consider coming to my ALBUM RECORDING at Union Hall on Feb 29th. 7:30 Show and 10pm Show

#tim platt #stand up #comedy #musical comedy #rude tales of magic #rudetalesofmagic #union hall #brooklyn comedy #Youtube

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thedawningofthehour · 5 months ago

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I spent several hours scouring Wikipedia articles to find the perfect location in Queens for the next Draxum plot point to take place...only to look at it on the map and realize that it's literally right next to the building that was demolished at the end of Book 2.

#literally none of this matters i could just make up a building they aren't living in the real world nyc anyway #and even if i did keep it i doubt anyone would ever look it up #but it would bother ME #i mean the building itself is still standing but it's probably pretty knackered #plus it's now the tallest building in queens and gale does not have a good track record with tall buildings in queens #anyway back to the drawing board #there's an armory in brooklyn i really want to use at some point #draxum and gale would go absolutely feral using an irl armory

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nakedcomedy · 6 months ago

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#NewYorkCity AND #Brooklyn WAKE UP!

Naked Comedy is coming to the 20th annual New York Comedy Festival!!

2 different shows, both hilarious and full of talent and performances unlike you'll see anywhere else:

SATURDAY 11/9 10pm at the *NEW* UCB NY

In this one-person musical, after Sophie Santos’ longtime girlfriend breaks up with her because they are codependent, Sophie’s OCD is manifested into a frat boy who no one else can see. As OCD guides Sophie through a series of comedic and existential adventures, including “winning the breakup,” Sophie begins to understand that the root of her codependency stems from her Spanish-Filipino father and her upbringing. Now, Sophie must decide to continue to play into OCD’s fears or face them.

This one-person musical debuted with a sold out run at the 2023 Edinburgh Festival.

TUESDAY 11/12 9pm at the BKLYN Art Haus

EX roomies Dylan Adler (Late Late Show) & Sam Morrson (JFL) lived together for 2 years in harmony in Brooklyn, until Dylan betrayed Sam by moving to LA. After years of spreading heinous rumors behind each other’s back on their respective coasts, these two confirmed bachelors reunite back in Brooklyn where it all began to put on the most unhinged, fundamentally evil showcase of comedic talent. AND THERE WILL BE A BABY GRAND PIANO!

#nycf20 #makenylaugh #new york #ny #nyc #brooklyn #live comedy #stand up comedy #musical comedy #piano #live theater #live entertainment #comedy #dylan adler #sam morrison #sophie santos

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shot-by-cupid · 1 year ago

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Oooooh nobody look at me I am feeling particularly mushy rn ooooooh I’m so embarrassed

#nobody look at me #thinking about mario #because of course I am #I rbed those Italian pet names because like. UGH ofc I did and just #THINKING ABOUT HIM CALLING ME ONE I FEEL LIGHTHEADED #idfk #OR. whenever he feels like making me blush. which is always and also very easy to do #i think i hauve covid #like imagine I’m getting on his nerves a bit and he sighs and just says #‘Principessa- please.’#i just fell to my knees #STAND UP.#btw even when he’s mad at me he is soft with me because he’s so in love with me and I’m his everything #my face is red #‘amore- have you eaten today? I’ll make you something if you’re hungry..’#I AM SICK. I NEED HIM SO BAD I NEED HIM SO BAD #i’m clawing at the walls #the duality of man. he can have 2 ACCENTS #cuz he’s got the Brooklyn one in the movie but an Italian one in the games and I dunno which one I like more #they’re both so nice #I mean. it’s the same guy but still #what’s a girl to choose #sighs dreamily #I want him.#Mario #⭐️🍄you’re my superstar #f/o gush #♡.love letters

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danwilbur · 2 years ago

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My debut album comes out 4/12 and we’re having a big show to celebrate! If you’re in NYC, come to Young Ethel’s Wednesday, April 12th at 7:30 PM

It’s free!

Featuring:

Kate Willet (Colbert)

Hari Kondabolu (Netflix)

Alison Leiby (Comedy Central)

Kevin McCaffrey (Letterman)

Nate Marshall (Stress Factory)

RSVP

More about the album here!

#stand up #live #live show #event #comedy #lol #brooklyn #dan wilbur #joke #jokes #funny #humor

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knots718 · 1 year ago

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#BULLY #FIGHTING #STAND UP #REDRUM #OMG #K.N.O.T.S.#holdups #new york #brooklyn #Youtube

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mageofquandrix · 8 days ago

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Julien Mercar

#he's going to kiss Neve #I looked a lot of photos from Rebel Without a Cause as I came up with him #Imagine if the Brooklyn scoundrel with a heart of gold was the genderswapped (and gender role swapped) femme fatal.#Tevinter kids the Imperium chewed up and spit out #jaded but not a quite as much they say #while they keep fighting to make things better #....I need him and Elek to stand side by side.

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gothamphantomgoat · 13 days ago

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talkteav · 6 months ago

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Colin Jost & Michael Che Present:

New York After Dark

Peacock debuts its first live comedy special, hosted by SNL’s Colin Jost and Michael Che. Streaming live from Brooklyn, the event features top NYC comics, surprise guests, and a house band.

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