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I made an art/anatomy tutorial about birds! I hope people will find it helpful!

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a little where to find me and my incredible work

Bluesky and threads

I’m performing my hour RICHARD NIXON SINGS

in LA with Branson Reese and Anna Seregina on 11/15

in Seattle on 11/17

I’m performing my semi improvised play

Pasic & Platt: SIBLINGS in LA 11/14 with Mo Fry Pasic, Corin Wells, and Becky Chicoine

Read on substack the ongoing comedy novel PRIDE & PREJUDICE: OOPS ALL MARYS. First book is free!

And you can listen to my debut comedy album TEETH LIKE BEAK on all platforms

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Have you ever seen a lizard so strikingly beautiful you clutched your chest and gasped? If so, may we see that lizard?

There are plenty of lizards that I have seen on the internet like this, such as various uromastyx and male agamas, but I want to share a lizard that I saw in person.

I was sitting in the chow hall at Sacha Lodge in the Amazon Basin of eastern Ecuador, and I heard something crunching loudly outside the door. I looked down into the water below the walkway and saw this huge Northern Caiman Lizard, with a bright orange head and bright yellow green body, crunching up some apple snails.

I don't know if I clutched and gasped, but it was a wow moment for me... seeing something I had only seen in books or documentaries about the rainforest...

Northern Caiman Lizard (Dracaena guianensis), family Teiidae, found across NW and north central South America

Aquatic, feeds on large snails

Grows up to 1.3 m. in total length.

photograph by Bill Hallier, Nathan Jordan, BryGuy Reptiles

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Dru k rn but I love you and I hope you are doing well and receive nothing but the best

thank you jarfieid. I like your name.

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Surprised to hear you’re not an octopus guy but I respect it.

they give me the creeps. the intelligent octopus is proof that our world will one day have greater masters than man.

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when he falls down to his death they call him "grim splatt"

if you want to know what to think of my own death, look no further than this short track of comedic songwriting

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bookmarks

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this is hard to talk about but I'm actually performing

RICHARD NIXON SINGS

in DC this wed 10/30 and then again in LA on 11/15 and then again in Seattle on 11/17.

It's hard to talk about because it's actually a really great hour of comedy where I do songs and characters and jokes and then become Richard Nixon for about 15 minutes at the end.

You can get tickets here: https://linktr.ee/timothyplatt

If you want to prepare for the show, you can listen to my brand new comedy album TEETH LIKE BEAK from Abso Lutely Records

Happy to answer any further questions.

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this is hard to talk about but I'm actually performing

RICHARD NIXON SINGS

in DC this wed 10/30 and then again in LA on 11/15 and then again in Seattle on 11/17.

It's hard to talk about because it's actually a really great hour of comedy where I do songs and characters and jokes and then become Richard Nixon for about 15 minutes at the end.

You can get tickets here: https://linktr.ee/timothyplatt

If you want to prepare for the show, you can listen to my brand new comedy album TEETH LIKE BEAK from Abso Lutely Records

Happy to answer any further questions.

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New video!

Sound design by Mike Rugnetta rugnetta.com

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I love the Ayo eps of Hampton High.

ayo edebiri fans, she was on 2 episodes of tim platt's old podcast and its great

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to a magician, a deck of cards is no mere plaything…

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Pride & Prejudice: OOPS ALL MARYS

In 2020, Carly Monardo (@whirringblender )and I started rewriting Pride & Prejudice with the twist that every Bennet daughter is Mary.

It’s Pride & Prejudice: OOPS ALL MARYS

we are releasing the comedy novel on substack! a new update every two weeks! Follow now!

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a new song you can hear at

my hour RICHARD NIXON SINGS

CHICAGO 10/23

DC 10/30

LA 11/15

SEATTLE 11/17

Tix:

https://linktr.ee/timothyplatt

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this song is specifically about Wolverine and/or Billy Butcher

my friend pointed out this song is Literally Wolverine and I can't stop thinking about it

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