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The Story of Why I’m in The Belly of a Whale

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Jokes about how I'm different from Richard Nixon...and MORE

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this is my fav branson comic

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the most recent dracula movie (Nosferatu) knocked my socks off! it's not that I was frightened--far from it! It's that the themes weighed on me HARD in the theater. Can you imagine if a corpse loved as passionately as you or I? This really interests me now.

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Found a setlist from the first month I did stand up

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thumb on bookmark

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every holiday season for Rude Tales of Magic , I run a made up game where holiday characters fight each other. This year, the game is prom themed. It’s the most important episode of Yuletide Kombat Family yet. Listen wherever you get podcasts. #letusadorehim

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song I think is funny but can’t explain why

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Colleagues LIVE by Tim Platt

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"Rug Cat", 11x14 inches, gold risograph print on black paper. (I'm obsessed with this gold ink)

You can find this in my shop– larger orders are gonna get a little bonus mushroom print! Use discount code BLKFRDY2024 for 15% off 🤗

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Old notebooks

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I made an art/anatomy tutorial about birds! I hope people will find it helpful!

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a little where to find me and my incredible work

Bluesky and threads

I’m performing my hour RICHARD NIXON SINGS

in LA with Branson Reese and Anna Seregina on 11/15

in Seattle on 11/17

I’m performing my semi improvised play

Pasic & Platt: SIBLINGS in LA 11/14 with Mo Fry Pasic, Corin Wells, and Becky Chicoine

Read on substack the ongoing comedy novel PRIDE & PREJUDICE: OOPS ALL MARYS. First book is free!

And you can listen to my debut comedy album TEETH LIKE BEAK on all platforms

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Have you ever seen a lizard so strikingly beautiful you clutched your chest and gasped? If so, may we see that lizard?

There are plenty of lizards that I have seen on the internet like this, such as various uromastyx and male agamas, but I want to share a lizard that I saw in person.

I was sitting in the chow hall at Sacha Lodge in the Amazon Basin of eastern Ecuador, and I heard something crunching loudly outside the door. I looked down into the water below the walkway and saw this huge Northern Caiman Lizard, with a bright orange head and bright yellow green body, crunching up some apple snails.

I don't know if I clutched and gasped, but it was a wow moment for me... seeing something I had only seen in books or documentaries about the rainforest...

Northern Caiman Lizard (Dracaena guianensis), family Teiidae, found across NW and north central South America

Aquatic, feeds on large snails

Grows up to 1.3 m. in total length.

photograph by Bill Hallier, Nathan Jordan, BryGuy Reptiles

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Dru k rn but I love you and I hope you are doing well and receive nothing but the best

thank you jarfieid. I like your name.

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Surprised to hear you’re not an octopus guy but I respect it.

they give me the creeps. the intelligent octopus is proof that our world will one day have greater masters than man.