#my face is red

[riacte]

still caught up on martyn saying “false and ren cosying up on the new hermitcraft season” THAT CLIP WAS FROM JUNE 2021 THAT WAS LITERALLY THE LEAST FALSEREN SEASON LMFAOOO

[madame-mongoose]

Imagine Wheatley calling you his pretty doll. Such an amusing toy, just for him. He'll scratch his name into your soft flesh to prove that you belong to him and him alone. Don't worry, little plaything. If the tests are too hard, if something breaks you, he'll put you back together.

i- gh i-. oh god. okfy.okay. i-/ oh m god.

oook ay i wil. think, abnout that. thhankyou anon

[kankri-and-the-altertits]

WHHWWYY IS STAR S9 FUCKJN CUTE H9W AAAHHHHH

[shot-by-cupid]

Oooooh nobody look at me I am feeling particularly mushy rn ooooooh I’m so embarrassed

[babygorewhore]

Just know, if I fall asleep. I’ll be back tomorrow. I’m not done with you, sweetheart. I can’t wait to be inside you.

-Eds

Oh. Uh. If you do fall asleep, I’ll be right here baby. Blushing and waiting.

[beatsforbrothels]

KILLVONGARD - my house is blue (my face is red)

[rainbowxocs]

🫵 Gay ass fish

OKAY FIRST OF ALL. HOW DARE YOU. SECOND OF ALL. HOW WOULD THAT EVEN WORK. THIRD OF ALL. IM NOT GAY HES NOT GAY. FOURTH OF ALL. ASGDGSGSG

[kensatou]

the h in nhl stands for homoerotic

bonus intricate rituals:

[ahfrickenfrick]

damian: let’s have a knife fight

dick: let’s not

tim: im tired of losing the knife fights

jason: sorry that damian and i are better than you all

cass: …

jason: no you’re so right—— sorry that cass is better than all of us

[ticklingmesoftly]

STROKING IS UNFAIR

You have nowhere to go now, your soft armpits are mine to touch, to tickle, to tease you all I want until you break, pull all you want, your arms are well tied, keeping your sensitive armpits very defenceless, now shall I start stroking them? No? I wonder how cute your laugh is. Now you belong to me, I will break you tonight

[midnightorchids]

Jason doesn’t use social media much, but when he does, he uses it to relive memorable moments.

He has an instagram account. It has less than 50 followers (family members and close friends only). The page has only one post. It’s his favourite photo of himself, a photo he treasures deeply.

The photo is a low quality picture of him with your hand cupping his chin. It’s from your first anniversary.

After having a wonderful evening of cooking and eating together, you decided to end the night by kissing him on his couch.

Once you were done, his lips were stained with your lipstick. You couldn’t help but laugh at his painted face.

He looked at you in confusion, which caused you to smile and gently kiss the scar by his lip. He smiled back and you decided to take a photo to show him the mess on his face.

In the photo, he’s smiling hard, there’s no teeth, but you can see the pure joy radiating in his eyes. Jason doesn’t smile often or very hard, unless he’s with you and this picture captures his happiness perfectly.

He’s shirtless in the photo, but not much is visible, besides his silver chain. A chain that you bought him as an anniversary present. Your nails are perfectly done, with little red bats adorning your ring finger. The picture is perfect to Jason.

He was truly happy in that photo and he often finds himself looking back at it, especially when he misses you. Staring at the photo, reminds him of the good memories you two share.

The picture almost always cheers him up.

[reineydraws]

i dont have a caption for you lol i'll let shanks's heart eyes speak for themselves 🫶

(source)

[donutfloats]

The early days of Gabriel and Narinder’s relationship

[uncharted-constellations]

The Princess and Hero of the First Great Calamity

The orange snoot is very important to me….

[rawkinks]

like ik im not him but u are bery pretty u have nice hips :)

thank you honey beeeee !! i’m beyond blushing right now.