#broke woke bespoke

[thatrandomsarahchick]

Broke: Danny doesn't want to tell his parents because they'll vivisect him/disown him.

Woke: Danny doesn't want to tell his parents because it'll break their hearts to realise that 1. Their machine killed him and 2. They didn't notice.

Bespoke: Danny doesn't want to tell his parents because they'll realise how much he's been lying to them the past few years, and he's gunna be so grounded for that!

[leverage-ot3]

broke: leverage’s pairings are nate & sophie and parker & hardison. eliot is like parker and hardison’s pseudo older brother

woke: leverage's pairings are nate & sophie and parker & hardison and eliot is pining for both of them but it will never happen

bespoke: parker, hardison, and eliot are in love. eliot pines for years before parker and hardison are like he's not going to make a move on his own and start their 'let's go steal an eliot' plan. hijinks ensue. they end up getting married

[bugsarmour]

broke: Shayne and Courtney

woke: Chosen and Brianna Boho

bespoke: whatever the fuck this is

[elderscrollsconceptart]

Broke:

Ulfric is an agent of the Thalmor. He was set up to sow dissent in the empire and weaken it from within

Woke:

Ulfric was an agent of the Thalmor but only out of necessity due to lack of any institutional support for his grievances against the empire.

Bespoke:

The Thalmor are agents of the Stormcloaks. They threaten the empire military and force it to direct its forces south so the only significant Imperial forces in Skyrim are auxiliary. Ulfric could never face the full legions of the empire but with the renewed Thalmor threat from the south, Ulfric is poised to capture full military control of Skyrim.

[sunder-the-gold]

Broke, Woke, Bespoke Christianity

MAD: "Everyone is a sinner except me."

SAD: "I will never be anything more than a sinner."

GLAD: "I am a sinner in all but the eyes of my God. I accepted his covering for my shame, and he refuses to remember my mistakes ever again. Including the ones I haven't yet made."

[jevilowo]

Broke: Ralsei is eevil so eeevil

Woke: there are no villains in the utdr universe (except the player if they so choose), Ralsei is most likely just up to something/morally grey

Bespoke: Ralsei is a Monika ddlc kinnie

[the-unlucky-foster]

Broke: S'mores

Woke: Schmoes

BESPOKE: Moomin sandwiches

[nostalgia-tblr]

[ophilosoraptoro]

Broke: Superman is the story of alien living on Earth, the last of his kind.

Woke: Superman is the story of an immigrant from another world.

Bespoke: Superman is an isekai.

[superbeans89]

Broke: M8

Woke: M80

Bespoke:

[cryptidscorvidsandcoffee]

Broke: Crows are gross because they eat trash

Woke: crows eat trash because their natural habitats have been turned into the city and they do what they need to live

BESPOKE: crows eat chicken nuggets because they are true l’y a more intelligent life form than most

[bitspieces]

Broke: most cultures are bound to have their own Ea-Nasir, especially including the Ferengi

Woke: the Ferengi equivalent of Ea-Nasir is considered a saint on Ferenginar

Bespoke: Ea-Nasir was actually a time traveler Ferengi who got stranded on Earth and decided to make the best of it like in that one VOY episode

You know, I bet the Ferengi have someone like Ea-Nasir and he's like. a saint or something

[cryoverkiltmilk]

Bespoke: "Chit Sang? You mean the officiant of Sokka, Zuko, and Suki's wedding?"

Broke: “Chit Sang? You mean The Boiling Rock fugitive?”

Woke: “Chit Sang? You mean the officiant of Sokka and Zuko’s wedding?”

Justice for Chit Sang

[posterman84]

Bias

broke: You can’t trust us, our news is biased!

woke: You can trust us, our news is unbiased!

bespoke: You can trust us, our news is biased towards the TRUTH!!!

[thewertsearch]

GG: Gosh! So formal today. UU: yes. u_u; UU: i'm afraid i am gUilty of rehearsing this pep talk well in advance. UU: i thoUght yoU deserved a proper sendoff.

Umbra has been talking to Jane for a while, then, supporting her from the sidelines.

Are the other Players aware of UU's existence, or is Jane the only one who's heard from them? Each of the original humans was initially harassed by a different troll, so maybe Bro, Jake and Roxy are being 'cheered' by their own respective cheerleaders.

UU: have yoU corresponded with yoUr first designated co-player yet? GG: No, I haven't seen her online yet today. GG: I'm really hoping Lalonde won't flake out on me this time. Have you heard from her?

I've got to say, I'm pretty relieved that the Derse kids have the same last names as before. I was fully prepared for Roxy to be a Noir, or something.

UU: not the today that is local to yoU. UU: thoUgh i do have a wee bit more troUble monitoring her than the rest of yoU. cUrioUs dark patches in transmission, hUmph.

...well, she may not be a Noir, but she is going Grimdark.

My hopes for Roxy to be the only non-corrupted human have quickly been dashed. We've got a full house of Dark Players; four ticking time bombs, ready to be set off at any moment.

This is going to be fun.

GG: I wanted to tell you, I had an amazing dream last night! […] GG: I was in a bright gold city. Above was a brilliant blue sky, but the horizon was dark as night.

Right, so Jane's a Prospit dreamer - and Jake must be the same, since she saw him there earlier. No surprises there.

UU: the place yoU visited was called prospit. it is where i have woken Up every time i have gone to sleep for most of my life.

But this is a big surprise.

UranianUmbra is a Player, and I can't figure out what session they could possibly fit into. Their grey text initially made me wonder if they were the pre-Scratch Signless - but Kid Signless wouldn't need to type in grey, would he? On a peaceful Alternia, he'd have no reason to fear culling, and could happily type in red.

What other sessions are available, then? Jane's, maybe? A fifth interloper to this reset session would certainly be an interesting twist - but it doesn't gel with the rules of the Scratch as they've been presented, and I don't think it fits the narrative.

I guess the only other possibility is that UU is in a fifth session, completely distinct from the four we're aware of.

UU: my prospit is an alternate version from yoUrs, in a completely different session qUite far afield of yoUr reality. UU: if we are ever to meet in person, it is Unlikely to be while playing oUr respective games!

And yes, that does appear to be the case.

...well, I suppose UU could just be bullshitting us, but I don't think that's the case. Bringing a fifth session into the mix is just too juicy to be a mere cover story. I'm pretty sure I believe it - and I have three main theories about what kind of session they're a part of.

Namely:

UU is part of the session which created Alternia’s universe.

UU is starting a session inside the kids' new universe.

UU's session is both of those things at once.

[elderscrollsconceptart]

Woke: Alduin is the greatest threat to Skyrim

Broke: The Thalmor are the biggest threat to Skyrim

Bespoke: The Eastmarch caldera is a dormant supervolcano akin to Yellowstone and it's eventual eruption will make the Red Year eruption look like a firecracker