#stormcloak rebellion

[barvin0k]

is somebody gonna match his freak? 🥰💅🏻

[notawyvern]

Being a stormcloak is kinda gay tbh, why you taking another man's last name?

[peony-plum]

Skyrim civil war in nutshell

[spooky-donut-ghost-house]

HEY, YOU. YOU'RE FINALLY AWAKE. YOU WERE TRYING TO CROSS THE BORDER TWELVE YEARS AGO, RIGHT? SAME AS US, AND THAT THIEF OVER THERE.

[skyrim-forever]

Alright which table you sitting at?

[elderscrollsconceptart]

Broke:

Ulfric is an agent of the Thalmor. He was set up to sow dissent in the empire and weaken it from within

Woke:

Ulfric was an agent of the Thalmor but only out of necessity due to lack of any institutional support for his grievances against the empire.

Bespoke:

The Thalmor are agents of the Stormcloaks. They threaten the empire military and force it to direct its forces south so the only significant Imperial forces in Skyrim are auxiliary. Ulfric could never face the full legions of the empire but with the renewed Thalmor threat from the south, Ulfric is poised to capture full military control of Skyrim.

[nerevar-quote-and-star]

Ulfric Stormcloak: I went to Riften recently and a seven year old smoking a cigarette told me to go impale myself.

Lydia, leaning over to whisper to Leara: I thought Aventus quit.

[okeydokeylackey]

Alfsigr "Ally" Stormcloak

Ulfric's daughter from a one-night-stand, her name is meant to be ironic, yes (OOC) she's named after the Whiterun horse

Ally was technically my first Skyrim OC from like 6th grade and I still absolutely adore her

of course tumblr's gonna kill my quality again, it hates me

[noteverin]

[notgilderoylockhart]

For Ulfric, for Skyrim

[aldruiel-scribbles]

Since 70% of my LDBs tend to be a Snow Elf I was imagining the nords reaction to finding out that their dragonborn of legend is a snelf.

While we know that this concept (being Dragonborn) exists all throughout Tamriel, it has never had more presence or importance in a culture of a country like Skyrim. Perhaps another could be Cyrodiil, but even despite the dynasties/empires initiated by St.Alessia or Tiber Septim, imperials don't integrate Dragons into their cultures like the nords do. With their Dragon overloads of old, the dragon cult, dragon priests, true first dragonborn (it was believed it was Alessia until Miraak in TesSkyrim), then the dragon wars, dragon hunting, dragon mounts, even dovahzul (which the Atmorans seemed to be fluent given by the number of walls), their previous use of the Thu'um, Greybeards with The Way of the Voice, and last but not least the prophecy of the end times with Alduin's return.

It's a normal day like any other and then it happens, Alduin has returned. Dragons are attacking, and rumors spread about the dragonborn since the Greybeards summoning them. I mean everyone heard them and felt the earth shake at the power of their voice.

So here at this point, Nords start wishing for a second Talos to come by walking and save them, imagining this mega Chad Atmoran of legend vibing like Ysgramor, only to find out their savior is a motherfucking ELF. Can you imagine their faces? And one that looks like a pale as fuck Altmer. The majority of adults are veterans from the great war, their worship of Talos is forbidden, Thalmor are taking people, there's a civil war, and dragons are back. I can't think of the amount of profanities some Nords must've yelled. Specifically Stormcloaks. Both hilarious and concerning. And that's before they find out that the LDB is a Snow Elf, their ancient foes. Actual natives of Skyrim, while Atmorans had to do great feats of mental gymnastics to convince themselves that this was their land and they came back to claim it (which of course had nothing to do with the fact that they were fleeing from Atmora with its civil war and also it was freezing), basically gaslighting themselves into thinking it was their home and all elves were colonizers. So they still think that snelfs are invaders, and enemies.

I imagine their conflictive feelings towards their gods, and this milk drinker elf the gods chose to save the world. While also being in awe at the fact that they are witnessing an actual dragonborn killing dragons. It must've been so bizarre for them.

This kind of nuance was missing in the game, because we know, Bethesda knows, and everybody knows, that the Nords would've reacted (A LOT) to the race of the dragonborn, a being so integral for their culture. Especially if they were elves, even bosmer who are the least hated elves. They would've think it was a Thalmor plot or something like that at first.

With a few comments from people, and extra charisma needed to do things (that a human wouldn't have the need for) could've changed the story.

(P.S: And for Khajiits and Argonians is a whole topic altogether)

[vyntheshork]

Me: "This time I'm gonna side with the Stormcloaks and fashion a neat backstory"

Me, walking into Solitude with the Jagged Crown on a silver platter for Tullius after remembering just how awful the Stormcloaks are: "Fuck... I did it again."

[jitters-barista]

Me and general tullius: *kill Ulfric*

general tullius: “oh no, who could have done this?”

Me: …you?

[hircines-hunter]

What are Friends for? Ch 1

Summary:

Ciara Finley, an aspiring alchemist and healer, finds herself in Helgen. Her childhood friend, Ralof, sits in front of her on the carriage and her fiance, Hadvar, is holding the list for the execution. After a catastrophic breakup, Ciara joins Ralof on his way to Windhelm to join the Stormcloaks. OC/ OC (Short lived Rebound) Eventual Ralof/OC

@aureli-us <3

[spooky-donut-ghost-house]

Arnbjorn: "I’ve come to make an announcement: The Last Dragonborn's a bitch ass motherfucker. She pissed on my fucking wife. That’s right, she took her dragon fuckin' scaley dick out and she pissed on my fucking wife, and she said her dick was “THIS BIG.” And I said “That’s disgusting!” So I’m making a callout letter on The Black Horse Courier: "The Last Dragonborn, you got a small dick, it’s the size of this walnut except WAY smaller." And guess what, here’s what my dong looks like. That’s right, baby. All point, no scales, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a Standing Stone. She fucked my wife so guess what, I’m gonna FUCK THE EARTH. THAT'S RIGHT THIS IS WHAT YOU GET, MY SUPER MAGIC PISS. Except I’m not gonna piss on the earth, I’m gonna go higher. I’m pissing on the MOONS! How do you like that, ULFRIC? I PISSED ON THE MOONS, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!"

[otterwithatophat]

Gift for @gutztism ^^