jasper-the-menace
It's Like A Horsegirl Phase, But With Scorpions
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Jasper, the Mayor of Scorpions | they/them | aromantic-asexual | adult | fandom, personal, shitpost blog | icon drawn by weekly-eons
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jasper-the-menace · 4 hours ago
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I am currently watching the Gruul and the Azorius bicker on my timeline, and I am not in the middle of it. This truly is the best way to interact with Ravnica.
I love following MTG blogs on here that give me a great look at what Ravnican Tumblr is like. Unfortunately I will never go to Ravnica willingly, but I respect y'all's game.
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jasper-the-menace · 9 hours ago
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If you think about it, the Super Hero movie was just an illustration in the Cain Instinct
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jasper-the-menace · 9 hours ago
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I love following MTG blogs on here that give me a great look at what Ravnican Tumblr is like. Unfortunately I will never go to Ravnica willingly, but I respect y'all's game.
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jasper-the-menace · 10 hours ago
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jasper-the-menace · 10 hours ago
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my glasses are always dirty but it's fine. i've seen enough.
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jasper-the-menace · 10 hours ago
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what's gayer: being gay or whatever the hell they have going on
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jasper-the-menace · 1 day ago
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everything in this life is temporary. except that fandom hyperfixation from when you were 14. that thang will be with you forever there's no escaping.
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jasper-the-menace · 1 day ago
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Magic the Gathering tip: don’t forget to tenderly kiss your decks goodnight
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jasper-the-menace · 1 day ago
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jasper-the-menace · 2 days ago
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jasper-the-menace · 2 days ago
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Marina Vendrell - Magic the gathering fanart
My boyfriend and I fell in love with Duskmourn (the latest MTG expansion), we read the whole story and I like Valgavoth so much!! I hope you like this work
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jasper-the-menace · 2 days ago
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Please support this campaign for Gaza's children and elderly! It's spearheaded by a father in Gaza who works hard on distributing aid within his camp. Getting a supply of diapers is especially critical because they're costing $65-$75 per pack and so parents are resorting to makeshift cloth diapers that are giving their babies rashes.
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(Ignore the end of the video where I tell people to comment, that's for algorithmic platforms, here you can just reblog)
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jasper-the-menace · 2 days ago
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jasper-the-menace · 2 days ago
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If nobody else has got me, the five people in the Legends of Chima fandom have got me.
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jasper-the-menace · 2 days ago
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Not putting this on my art blog, this isn't art to me this is ASS.
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jasper-the-menace · 3 days ago
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Considering my average deck curve leans so heavily on 3-mana or less...especially in my Commander decks...I think this would be interesting to try! I might pitch this to my mom and see if we can build decks for this sort of thing...
Had an idea today for a format in one of my several Arena matches today where I got absolutely stiffed on lands.
Obviously this idea would need some tweaking and fine-tuning but I do think it could be fun.
You get three basic lands.
Those three lands will enter the battlefield one at a time over the first three turns per your choice of order.
From there, you will build a library of (insert number here) cards with no spells exceeding a CMC of three.
That's it.
This would obviously be a much slower format but I do think it would promote a much more thoughtful and strategic approach.
I dunno. Maybe I'm dumb (and that is very likely, I'll be real with you) and this is a horrible idea. Or I'm secretly a genius and on to something (very unlikely).
Thoughts?
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