Jasper, the Mayor of Scorpions | they/them | aromantic-asexual | adult | fandom, personal, shitpost blog | icon drawn by weekly-eons
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Maybe they should have kept it casual...
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*sigh* As long as it's five-point-breakaway, then probably?
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every time I do a web search, right at the top I have AI info dumping on me
just give me the top result please
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Jinnie has come by to check on Jaren, and it's a good thing that she did.
Hi, guess who's finally gotten around to working on and posting another chapter of their big MTG series? Jaren's sicker than a dog (Regis is there for comparison) and it takes both his twin and his girlfriend to wrangle his ass.
#me pointing at jaren: stupid baby boy stuuuupid baby boy#jasper post#writing#my writing#songbirdverse#in the interim#jinnie fay#jaren rakdoson#ritter rakdoson
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da:o if ur a female warden who decides not to kill loghain is actually so fucking funny like i went up to morrigan and she said i need to get knocked up and i was like uh and she said go tell the guy who we almost murdered earlier to come fuck this and then we gotta go to LOGHAIN and be like go fuck my apostate friend so we can kill the goddamn plague dragon thing and he’s like ok. for you. and then there is an entire sex scene where you watch the guy who did war crimes fuck your straight best friend ur in love with absolutely fucking peak who is this FOR? da:o best game.
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I started a Podcast
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Spin the wheel and let it randomly assign you a gender identity.
#demigirl??? look i have mutuals who pull that off better than i ever will#and i have a complicated relationship with femininity AT BEST#i won't say i've been hate crimed but it's close so it's 'are you fucking kidding me'#tumblr polls#queer#gender
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remember when teachers would tell you to fold paper hamburger or hotdog style. kind of sounds like some fake shit but just another example of burger centric american thinking
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There is a rather tidy solution to love triangles...
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Oh I was thinking "murder all of your protagonists" but these are also good.
There is a rather tidy solution to love triangles...
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There are actually several if you're not a coward.
There is a rather tidy solution to love triangles...
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USAmericans: This pride month, talk to the queer people who actually live in all those bad evil icky red states and find out what it's actually like, how we actually feel about it, and who here is actively fighting against it. No more telling us to "just leave" or reducing us to innocent victims who are "trapped" here. There are so many of us and we live here for so many reasons, none of which should be justified. We are resilient, we are powerful, and we are fighting against the fascist laws working to eradicate us or scare us away. Being trans in a red state right now is in and of itself an act of resistance. That being said, pay attention to the brave souls on the front lines, pushing against the laws, making good trouble, and refusing to be silenced.
I won't let myself be talked about like I'm stupid to live here.
I won't let myself be talked about like I'm a helpless victim who's trapped here.
If you can't join the fight by standing beside us, then the least you can do is empower us, amplify our voices, and pay more attention to the ones who are FIGHTING AGAINST THESE LAWS than you are to the chucklefucks trying to pass them.
#queer#missouri#as a queer missourian i'm staying here#i don't want to go anywhere else#i shouldn't have to flee#this is MY home
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I uh... I started a podcast
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