#bro's rambling

[nudibro]

On this Halloween I have discovered that I love drawing my Lamb in a suit, the crown into a snake tie, and Narinder into a full on dress with a glittery veil.

I basically drew my Lamb as Gomez Adams and Narinder as Morticia Adams. I'm obsessed.

HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO EVERYONE!! It started out pretty gloomy for me but with this, the literal TSUNAMI OF BOOPS, and all of the trick or treaters in my inbox, this is the first Halloween that I actually ENJOYED.

So thank you!!! Hope everyone had a good Halloween!!

[Image ID: The Lamb and Narinder dressed as Gomez and Morticia Adams. The Lamb is crouched down in front of Narinder while holding their hand out. Narinder stands behind them with both of his hands on their shoulders. The red crown is in their snake form disguised as The Lamb's tie. Both Narinder and The Lamb say "Happy Halloween!" End ID]

[nudibro]

HUH-- WHA-- I- AAAHHHH???? AAAAHHHH!!!!???

THE GOAT HAS GONE LOOSE?!

WHAT THE FUCK

[tariah23]

White people are miserable, racist losers period. They’ve even been getting mad at Japanese people for correcting them about Yasuke as well.

[lurkinginnernarrator]

Shen twins or bros au where the Shens go through Qiu Manor and Wu Yanzi together but only Shen Jiu joins Cang Qiong with Yue Qingyuan. Cut to Cang Qiong facing a problem that needs the expertise of a demonic cultivator and Shen Jiu presents the most powerful and elusive demonic cultivator as his brother

...how is it that the demonic cultivator brother is nicer than the one dressed in pastels

[misteria247]

SFDGDGDFDFDFDFDGDGDGDGF-

THEY FUCKING KILLED THEM AND THE BEST PART????

THEY MUTUALLY AGREE TO ROB THEM I'M FUCKING HOWLING

[fox-guardian]

*chester voice* Alice I'm So Sorry I Heard You Watched Someone Die. Would You Like To Do So Again

[jellyjamheadobb]

our lord and savior garlic bread

[nikoisme]

The constant temptation and promise of everything and nothing in the odyssey. The sirens promise odysseus to know, and the lotus eaters promise him to forget. He could be an immortal, and he could be a beggar. Be known, and be a stranger. He could be alive, and he could be dead. He could be odysseus, and he could be nobody. And the man of many ways tries to be a little bit of everything.

[deerspherestudios]

Small(or not) what if scene 👀 What if Mushroom Boy didn't have the ability to hypnotize people, but just read their minds???

Like an AU where his powers are different? I'll indulge since the scenario does seem interesting! 🍄

If Mychael didn't have hypnosis but instead read minds under cut:

Mychael's hypnosis is pretty much his main go-to for survival. As a pacifist (or at least he tries to be) the fastest way to de-escalate a hostile situation is throwing a hypnosis blanket over the threat and make them docile/non-aggressive. If it has a mind he can manipulate why go about it any other way? And keep in mind it's a one-way street. He can feed thoughts into your head but the only way he knows it's working is you reacting externally like with your words and actions.

But suppose he can't manipulate minds but only read them? I think it would shift his entire personality. Knowing people's true intent and what they think of him would change his survival behavior. Instead of placating the threat directly and just force people to accept his presence (albeit under mind control), he'd have to adapt on the spot more often.

He'd have to say and act in whatever way that would earn others' trust enough so they won't hurt him, or just turn and run if he feels like they're out for his blood. He'd be more manipulative, less open and honest, and wear several more masks than he already does now. He'd never give away that he knows what you're thinking at any time, since that's basically his only tool to survive so he wouldn't give up that information easily.

And I imagine after hearing "WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT" over and over and over every single time he meets someone new, he'd just accept nobody wants him at all. So would he even begin to yearn for company? Absolutely not.

This was a really fun scenario so I made a quick doodle just highlighting their main mindsets:

[lazylittledragon]

not to toot my own horn too loud or anything but i've showered 5/6 days so far this week and started running again and now i can kill god

[avnasace]

(edited for spoiler warnings jjk spoilers ch236)

gojo and geto now having the same death anniversary, megumi's body being used to kill someone he loves AGAIN, gojo's students all watching him get sliced in half, gojo wishing geto was a teacher, the fever dream conversation with Geto, Haibara and Nanami, oh gege we are in your walls for real this time you were cruel for this...

[nudibro]

LETS FUCKING GO!!!!!

NEW GOAT CONTENT????

Literally counting down the minutes.

Edit... Literally not Literary... was so excited I forgot how to spell

[Image ID: a youtube thumbnail of an upcoming premiere called "cult, hymns of the unholy" with the goat on the right with thier eyes completely black. End ID]

[suiana]

(yan! gym bro x gn! pilates princess/prince/liege)

"yo dude, I'm not gonna be working out with you anymore."

"w-wait what?!"

you stare at your gym bro as you pack up your stuff. yeah, that's right. you weren't going to workout with him anymore and that's because you've decided to switch from mat pilates to reformer pilates.

"it's nothing personal. i just decided reformer pilates would work better for me."

you shake your head at him, adjusting your mat as you take off your headphones. the sounds of sweaty men panting fill your ears, the sound of your gym bro's breathy exhales being particualarly loud.

right, after reluctantly agreeing to training with him, he had improved in his pilates abilites. though not much, he was definitely better from months ago when he only started training just to get your attention.

he had proper form and actually managed to last the whole training session now!

"r-reformer pilates? well... i can go with you! it can't be that hard!"

the big beefy man pouts, clutching his pink waterbottle to his chest as sweat trickles down the sides of his forehead. your eyes narrow at the sight, your fists clenching slightly as you eye one bead of sweat that rolls down between his massive tits.

damn.

you gulp, eyes flickering back to his face as you sigh and roll your eyes. 'can't be that hard', yeah right. he'll probably act like it's the end of the world within the first 20 minutes.

"...no offense but it's going to be much harder than mat pilates."

"so what? i'm strong and have muscles! i'll be fine!"

"you sure?"

"yeah! 101%!"

...

....

.....

...and those were the last words he ever said...

[willowcried]

if you listen closely you can hear me screaming

[tigeristired]

oh

[lizardwithacomputer]

> wake up

> blearily open phone to monster hunter subreddit i left open last night

> first post i see:

> "WE DEFEATED GENDER"

> where were you when you learned about armor no longer being gender locked in Monster Hunter Wilds