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White people are miserable, racist losers period. They’ve even been getting mad at Japanese people for correcting them about Yasuke as well.
#rambling#seen wp go ‘they’re mismembering their history is all-‘#as if they’d know more than the actual Japanese people#comments on ever post about yasuke are full of racist wp arguing with Japanese ppl and telling them that yasuke was a ‘nobody slave’#while Japanese ppl are just like ‘well anyway-‘ on their asses it’s kind of embarrassing#the guy is literally an historical figure bro#how are you mad that everyone from a country that you have such an unhealthy interest in isn’t as racist as you are??? that’s what it’s#giving#I’m sure there are lots of Japanese ppl being racist af too#since antiblackness is global and everyone has a problem with black people simply existing but#they hate us too but 😭#it’s just#expect full blown kkk bullshit as soon as a black character pokes their head out from around the curtain#antiblackness#I see white ppl cry about yasuke every other month man#or at least once a year on Twitter
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I'm ignoring the part of the internet who is going "Oh no" at this.
BUT OMG BOWSER YOU HOPELESS ROMANTIC. YOU LOVE PEACH NO MATTER WHAT SHE TURNS INTO BAHAHAHAHAHAHAH
Bowser really is the type to love you if you became a worm lol
#Super Mario Bros Wonder#SMBW#Princess Peach#Elephant Peach#Bowser#gosh what a simp#its kinda lovely tho#he doesnt really go for her looks#he just likes her for HER ya know#too bad he cant take no for an answer
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Man also RIP Sir Arthur Conan Doyle you would've loved House MD
#i just remembered bro is a doctor#An AU where Holmes and Watson are doctors? cool amirite#sir arthur conan doyle#ACD#acd holmes#house#house md#hate crimes md#malpractice md#hilson#holmes/watson
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being a manager sucks balls half the time but the cashier kids im in charge of trust me enough to dick around in front of me so ive been keeping a running list of the shit they say that makes me laugh randomly: -"guys, is it cheating if you play fortnite with your ex" [4 seperate others, immediately]: "YES" -"there must be like… infinite sentences" -"bro what bro what the fuck bro what's that mean bro why'd you say that bro what" <distraught response to a girl randomly greeting him with 'hey there big boy' in an old timey transatlantic news reporter accent
#personal#text#gonna miss these kids lol#theres more i cant remember rn but i swear to god some of them do it just to make me crack up when im the only one in charge#infinite sentences kid and bro what the fuck kid are the same kid#he could not give less of a shit about this job it's so fucking funny
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girl what kind of deranged advice was this guy going around giving people when he wasn’t trying to kill them…. 😭😭
#william afton#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#sketch#sure bro ill send it to you after. just so we can keep track of my career progression or whatever. haha
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bitches be like "we need more evil women in media" and they cant even handle tashi duncan from challengers (2024)
#challengers#challengers spoilers#seeing too many people say the movie would be a 10/10 without tashi#SHE IS THE MF MOVIE#tashi duncan#art donaldson#patrick zweig#zendaya#mike faist#josh oconnor#whole time she isnt even evil like that fr like please you dont understand#omg bro#josh o connor#josh o'connor#shes actually just a girl who had everything taken from her#yall just aint locked in 🤷♀️#tashi donaldson#challengers movie#challengers (2024)#luca guadagnino
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Wolf hybrid who is sooooo excited to experience his bunny hybrid partners first heat. So excited that he vastly underestimates just how horny bunnies are in heat.
He's expecting his cute little bunny partner (you) to cry and beg for his knot. Which you do and he knots and cums inside you twice but then right after his knot deflates you look up at him and go "Again?"
He's a little tired but he can't say no to you...
Until it's the sixth fucking round and you're still bouncing on his very overstimulated cock. He knows it's very bad to interrupt a bunny while they're so deep in heat but he might just pass out and you're so lost in the sauce you might just keep going if he does.
He needs to think of a way to satisfy you that won't literally kill him. He gets an idea and reaches for his phone. It's really embarrassing but the best thing he can think of at that moment is to open the group chat, aptly named "The Boys", and hastily text:
[Hey guys can u come over]
[I need sum help with something]
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#the Friends get there to see their bro half way to death while his bunny just bounces on his cock so carefree lmao#hes like: Help me💀#and bunny readers like: oh hey guys!🥰#lmaooo i think im sooo funny#monster lover#monster fucker#monster boyfriend#monsterfucker#terato#hybrid
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Unexpected and unrequested Bowuigi be upon ye
They still tickle me from time to time. And I found these now years old sketches I never cleaned up, and decided to share cuz WHY NOT!
Its a good time thank everyone who supports my silly ideas LOL 🙇 ♥️ genuinely love you all sm
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#bowuigi#luigi#bowser#super mario bros#smb#most of my comics are just What Ifs scenarios over dialogue i think is funny~ twirls hair#dont mind the size changes its all over the place BUT WHAT ELSE IS NEW tap dances#if the new movie doesn’t have them sing a musical number together im gonna take no prisoners /j
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A little obsessed with the "utterly burnt out & can't quite figure out how to make it work in this economy" depiction of Mario in the concept art.
Look at him. He's so tired.
#You just want to give him a hug and a crisp 20$#Makes me wonder if they were planning on having Mario with a lot less self confidence at the beginning#which explains the ''Super Luigi Bros'' logo#It would've been a lil weird but I'm also kinda here for it#I'm rolling this around in my mind as an AU#Super Mario Bros#Mario Movie#Mario movie concept art
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More ghost & soap fallout AU ☢️‼️
Just some small snippets of their journey together thus far. I've been thinking of writing a bunch of notes or maybe short stories to keep their story linear. I haven't written in a good while! This might be good practice to start up again :D
#ghostsoap#ghoap#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#fallout au#cod#sketches#just two bros wandering the wasteland#they might kiss!#my art#procreate#artists on tumblr
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Listen, Otto realizing that he helped put a moron on the Iron Throne and then going through the five stages of grief before dipping is peak comedy, bro really fucked around and then found out.
#thoroughly enjoyed today's episode#helaena babygirl i'm so so sorry for all of this#also apparently you can't spell delusional without criston cole#all my homies hate criston cole#also rhaenyra this episode?? emma d'arcy the actor that you are#and i would in fact let olivia cooke slap me#also peak acting from her goddamn the acting is just incredible this season#also THE FUCKING STITCHES ON THE BABY'S NECK BRO#fishgills speaks#house of the dragon#hotd#house of the dragon season 2#hotd season 2#hotd spoilers#spoilers#house of the dragon spoilers
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zoro learns how to post thirst traps
then he gets a gym buddy
(these drawings have a 1 year gap)
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"am i really that old?" lucifer wonders on the train later
(you've probably seen them already but references taken from this post + the original tweet)
-> the follow-up
#very late to this trend but i'm so proud that i managed to fit them all in one panel#art#obey me#obey me lucifer#obey me mammon#obey me leviathan#obey me satan#obey me asmodeus#obey me beelzebub#obey me belphegor#jtta ik#bro visited his friend#ignore how poorly satan's book is drawn i've only just noticed that
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At first, Hua Cheng mostly gives off the impression of a normal over-protective broody love interest in a romance novel, overly paranoid over anything that might potentially hurt Xie Lian, but then you get to the White Clothed Calamity arc and realize, oh god, oh fuck, that’s actually a completely reasonable response to having to watch someone go through that, he’s actually showing remarkable restraint by allowing Xie Lian to go off and do his own thing as much as he does
#like yeah no wonder he considered that his greatest form of suffering cause wtf#everyone’s all ooh Hua Cheng is an obsessed stalker#like nah bro he’s just traumatized and coping very understandably#If he’d burned down all of heaven without warning I wouldn’t blame him#heaven official's blessing#tgcf#tian guan ci fu#hua cheng#hualian
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I am a shoujo manga lover and my dose of romance is being feed by a fantasy action gacha game.
#my art#genshin impact#genshinimpact#xiaolumi#xiao#lumine#genshin impact xiao#genshin impact lumine#every year we have a date w xiao wtf#bRO GIVES TRAVELER FLOWERS IN HIS BIRTHDAY ART#like bro just random walk then saw flower and he thought “traveler !!!!”
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Guardian swap au for 4/13 ^ ^
#for claritys sake. these versions of the kids are functionally the same character just with different upbringings#like dave still likes music rose still likes knitting (though she has to hide it because bro will throw her yarn off the roof)#jade still likes science. john still likes movies etc. their nature is the same its the nurture thats different#beta kids#homestuck#homestuck humans#guardian swap au#fanart#fan art#Dave strider#dave lalonde#rose lalonde#rose strider#john egbert#june egbert#john Harley#June Harley#jade harley#jade egbert#homestuck au#bro strider#classpect#witch of breath#heir of space#seer of time#knight of light#hs#digital art#implied abuse. Rose is losing at strife and injured#413
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