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Really wondering how SukuIta nation is doing on this fine day
#lets try again#im the only one who can live with you#bro you just killed him#and why are you cradling him#this dialogue is so crazy bro#jjk#jjk spoilers#jujutsu kaisen#spoilers#jjk 268#death of sukuna ryomen#sukuna#ryomen sukuna#yuji itadori#sukuita#yuji itadori x sukuna#sukuna x yuuji
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Drew this real quick because I fucking love these two so much ???? Especially Bee. I wish they interacted more so badly. PLEASE.
Also learning how to draw these guys.. slowly.
#IT WILL NEVER NOT BE FUNNY TO ME HOW DELIGHTED B GOT ??? FOR VIOLENCE?#the brainrotsreal's art tag ✧˖°:*♡#like okay you have d17/megatron okay#d17 got consumed by vengeance. iconic of him. you SEE him grow more ruthless/ violent........AND THEN YOU HAVE B 127#he got knife hands for 0.00937 seconds and immediately KILLED PEOPLE SO EASILY IM SCREAMING SDJKJSDS#did by accident and then did it gleefully. AND SO WELL TOO LIKE ???? bro got that hunger for violence ig. got that delight.#i wish we got to see d17 and b127 interact more cause imagine b got his knife hands early and d17 was like.... alright start stabbing#and b127 is LONELY. mf is deprived of interaction and CLEARLY clingy. i see him telling d17 to stand down so he isn't hurt.#not necessarily because he has the SAME morals as orion/optimus#like look me in my eye. tell me if d17 didn't say something like “needing an ally not a leader” (friendship bait)#AND UR TELLING ME BEE WOULDN'T FOLD AND HELP HIM? HM? HMMMMMMMM?#like i feel like b's morals are mostly match whoever he's around. if he was around d-17 more? WELP? let's assassinate together bestie!#anyways optimus and elita gotta watch b fr cause mf is already an incredible ally on the battle field SDKJKDSS#like just tell him where to go and that place would DESTROYED. NO WITNESSEES LEFT. LIKE HELLO#transformers one my beloved#d 16#megatron#tf one#tf one megatron#tf one b 127#b 127#transformers one fanart#never know how many actual tags to use istg.#imagine being isolated for years and all that shit went down like what is going on in b's brain rn. mf got 3 friends and then lost one#SO QUICKLY
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I added some colours to her :)
#digital art#character art#character design#marcia#discworld#discworld fanart#angua von uberwald#bro i need to get weirder i need my art to be weirder i need the shapes i need the colurs i need to not play safe i need to be a freak#2025 goal become an even bigger freak i can never stop#i really like how she turned out#i never used such muted colours before i kinda like how murky she looks#a true ankhmorporkian#still making my way through men at arms they just found the clown#i am fascinated with the river that is running through that city#it makes me think of Bristol uk <3#going back to angua i like to think the armour they gave her was already all beaten up#hello and welcome to the nightwatch. have the nastiest underfunded gear we could find this side of the city#also i like to think that the official colours of ankh morpork are greenred#two colours on the opposing sides of the colour wheel but they are forced together to coexist#ankh would be green morpork would be red#and now everyone and their patrician just gotta cope#worldbuilding through colour would be fun : )#ohhh the inside of the palace could look quite cool because it would have to utilize both to celebrate the union#but then you go into the city and across the river you can sorta see the divide#not that all the houses would be one colour or whatever thats a bit predictable#but through fashion statements or exported goods or family insignia#and then you could incorporate it further for example vimes the guy of the city would want to take on the whooole thang. thats his city#some criss cross apple sauce checkers quilted mismatched mumbo jumbo#and then in contrast to that you would have his wife-elected suit and tie getup that distances him from his duty and kills him#so many options i tell you
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I really love Jaster Mereel, the most “fine then I’ll do it myself” guy of all time. Like, after he killed his corrupt superior UHC style and got exiled for it he could’ve been on that vigilante shit. And he did come back ready for a fight- but not with a battalion, or another assassination. With a fucking entire new system of living and governing contained in a codex he wrote himself, based on ancient laws he wanted to resurrect. By all accounts he wasn’t even in academia or government before that moment, he was a cop. And the best part is he fucking managed to create a majorly consequential schism in Mandalorian society purely on the strength of having actually really good ideas in that big-ass academic magnum opus he spite-wrote. That’s some Protestant reformation shit!!!! I wonder if someone said to him during his sentencing like “you can’t just make up your own laws because you disagree with the ones we have” and he said oh word?? Insane, I love him.
#he could have stopped at some bullet points too or a manifesto would’ve worked#but bro wrote the whole book#he had THINGS TO SAY and he wasn’t going to stop at some measly hundred pages#NOBODY was doing it like him.#he said fuck you i’ll show you a government. and he fucking did#like his balls were huge but simultaneously i wonder if he even anticipated the impact it would have#martin luther nailed up those 99 theses hoping to spark debate in local academia not start a schism#mereel had to know the death watch was gonna try to kill his ass for publishing that but he did it anyway#and i wonder if it just completely took off from under him#and hey as a student of history i have to think ab what the actual societal circumstances were#that that movement was able to happen.#he must’ve been tapping into some really widespread discontent you know#jaster mereel#true mandalorians#haat mando’ade#mandalorians#mandalorian history#supercommando codex#mandalorian civil war#mandalorian culture#mine#my meta#sw
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I should find another hobby
Anyway, if Merlin was set in modern times, Arthur would have called Merlin his “gay awakening”.
#arthur’s mind in this moment (probably)#‘what the fuck is a stab with a magical sword anyway’#‘let me kiss merlin’#‘let’s smooch’#‘let’s go back to camelot and copulate’#‘why haven’t i done this before i mean WHATEVER I’M JUST DYING SO’#‘let’s make the best of my last few moments AM I RIGHT FELLAS’#‘come on merlin one small peck coME HERE’#and merlin’s thoughts (probably):#‘if you die without kissing me i will sentence you to death’#‘no hesitation’#‘put those pretty lips on minE COME ON ARTHIE’#merlin’s thought as he waits for arthur’s return (probably)#‘i’ll kill him again. what the fuck does thank you even mean’#‘bro be for real we’re just gay’#‘we were supposed to bed each other and you died in my arms instead’#‘pretty dramatic if you ask me’#if you didn’t notice i’m going insane#merthur#bbc merlin#merlin#arthur pendragon#merlin bbc#i’ll probably delete it later because i don’t feel that sure about it but i wanted a laugh#i made this out of desperation for the finale since i finished my rewatch#please send help
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Honestly I understand why Megatron is obsessed with Optimus Prime. Megatron is doing his darndest to run an evil army, but because it's an evil army everyone is constantly betraying him. He tells them infighting is destroying them, heck, he's even tried to be empathetic, and they turn right around and attack either each other or (more frequently) him. Is it any wonder he's almost happy to see Optimus on the battlefield?? At least with him, Megatron knows what to expect--bro will be there to fight him every time. Simple! Consistent! An opponent who's actually in front of him instead of behind his back! What a relief...
In short Optimus is basically Megatron's comfort item and I don't blame him for that
#transformers#transformers prime#megatron#optimus prime#megop#megoptimus#this is specifically inspired by tfp but i am sure it is true of other iterations#i just cracked up when i watched the episode where he was like 'yo we are seriously losing people let's keep it together'#'starscream sure you can come back. dreadwing i'm sorry ik that's rough for you since he got your brother killed etc. appreciate ya'#'loyalty is just super important to me rn' and then dreadwing IMMEDIATELY goes and tries to kill starscream and megs has to kill him#like he really is trying (to do evil‚ i do want to emphasize i am aware of that lol) and it is just not working#bro is not a good manager it seems :P#kay can i just catch my breath for a second#kay has a party in the tags#kind of meta but not really#maccadam
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I'm sorry tumblr I don't have anything exiting to post here... I'm hyperfixating on goat's narinder ...
He's not even real and he's just my favorite *broken heart emoji*
Anyway thanks to my oomf Bunny to give me brainworms about them !!
More stuff below, description references (tw for scars, many scars...) and some suggestive stuff because I'm so insane about him
Brief description of him: he's the opposite of our beloved black cat so he's really friendly, kind and gentle. Me and Bunny are really abusing the "dogs are so weird, even if you hurt them they still love you" line... Wolf nari and goat's relationship is really complicated, that's all I'll say for now
Reference of the boy (with nari, and yes we're still rocking that toh reference pose) :
Ok so, if you saw my other references you might have noticed that wolf nari has something in common with my goat, it was Bunny's idea and I just went crazy about it so:
My goat's execution was absolutely gut wrenching (haha), something really traumatic that scarred them mentally; after coming back to life all they wanted was revenge for everything they've been through and for everything they've lost, they're not gonna stop at the 4 bishops they want all gods gone.
So, when it's time to meet again with wolf nari, goat is not gonna surrender and when they win and defeats the last living God they can finally free all their rage and do what was done to them to someone else, killing the last god, they went a little out of control... It didn't felt good like killing the others.
Smh toxic yaoi
Aaanyway
The suggestive stuff:
Good for them! Good for them!!
#my art#cotl#cult of the lamb#the goat#the lamb#the goat's narinder#puppinder#we usually call him pupi but he's name really is just narinder lmfao#dog nari and cat nari meet one time and they just replicate the spiderman meme#chat we're really on it aren't we?#suggestive#pupi is really a sweet dog... he's just like the virgin Mary guys fr#and then I'm like: goat... kill that dog.#GOAT HOW COULD YOU KILL THAT GUY???? HE'S JUST A GUY!! A DOG!! A PUPPY!!!!#I'm losing my mind here#bro's not even canon#can i even post the last one here??#i guess I'll know it when they ban me
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"Thor cared about Jotunheim!" "Thor cared about Coulson!"
Nah sorry I think he cared that it was Loki acting so abnormal both times. Not about the people just yet. Still growing. Sorry.
#'Jotunheim is being destroyed' and 'Loki is destroying Jotunheim' are 2 different sentences#Thor being SHOCKED that Loki lied to him was what really had him shaken i think#and then he gets to Asgard and Loki killed Laufey??? and is destroying a planet???#loki doesn't destroy planets!!! loki tells thor not to destroy planets!!!!!!! WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!#and then with coulson i dont think thor even cared about that guy#that's some random mortal guy in a suit to him#but Loki killing a mortal? just like that? that's how you know Loki's serious#devastating for Thor who doesn't expect such behaviour from Loki#not devastating if someone else did it or told him later that 'hey coulson was killed'#he watched Loki do that stuff no hesitation and it was agrieving btw#where's his bro.... his bro was supposed to be back........
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Nightmare would definitely blame Killer for how difficult all the other henchmen he could ever possibly acquire are...
Like, imagine with me:
He kidnapped Killer who is already "well-trained". Killer makes his missions a lot easier, he knows plenty of useful shit (even if Nightmare is kind of freaked out by that), he doesn't try to run unless Color gets involved, he's great!
So, Nightmare decides that if one minion makes his plans of conquest so much easier, getting a couple more must insure his success. And then he ends up with Dust who is out the door and running any time he blinks, Horror who keeps trying to murder everyone else and him (and keeps destroying his ominous decor with all the axes he throws), and Cross who is almost good except he keeps getting distracted by the allure of anime adventures.
Killer, the motherfucker, set him up to fail.
He made it seem so easy!
So yeah, Nightmare definitely blames him. No introspection needed, Killer definitely did it on purpose.
#utmv#utmv headcanons#nightmare sans#corrupted nightmare sans#nightmare's gang#bad sanses#killer sans#dust sans#horror sans#cross sans#sans aus#undertale aus#cw kidnapping#killed is just standing there and nightmare is like: ''IT WAS YOU ALL ALONG''#first time that bro genuinely did nothing wrong#he's so confused#he's going to his bestie and it's because his boss won't stop accusing him of cheating at the game#he's pretty sure they're playing two different games here
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steve blackman, when you were deciding that it was crucial for five to have a fucking romance plotline with his brother’s wife did you also find it crucial for five and said brother to have several sweet heart-to-heart moments throughout the season just to lead to them dying with a deep hatred for each other
#NO resolution#NO understanding#NO talking about it#it was literally hey we’re best bros! thanks for being there for me man#to did you sleep with my wife?#to i wanna fucking kill him#to death. to nonexistence. to erasure of history actually#i literally hate the writers so much because even if it was just going to be a stupid little plot for five and lila to get together#why the HELL did you have to write scenes where five and diego were being sweet brothers to each other#why the HELL did you write wholesome bonding scenes when you KNEW that you would end the fucking show with them trying to kill each other?#my god#i’m rewatching season 4 and i’m PISSED off#… again#opening old wounds rn#five x anyone but fucking lila#tua s4 spoilers#laur rambles#laur says stuff#the umbrella academy#tua#umbrella academy#five hargreeves#tua s4#hargreeves siblings#tua season 4#number five#tua five#anti five x lila#anti fivela#anti steve blackman
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Some silly happenings :3 (monster AU by @cupofchemicalchatter and I…we have still yet to come up with a name for it OOPS)
#doctorsiren#mob psycho 100#reigen arataka#tome kurata#takenaka momozou#tomenaka#serizawa katsuya#inukawa mameta#gregory edgeworth#yeah you just got Greg jumpscared /silly#astro boy edgeworth au#mclawnolds rp#mp100 au#mp100 fanart#monster psycho au#digital art#my art#procreate#decided Alien Tome gets 4 fingers instead of 5#and decided that Serizawa is a vampire / werewolf hybrid#because vampire fits his whole situation yes#but bro is SOOOO dog coded I couldn’t NOT use that#ignore how janky the third one is. it was a quick doodle from the other day#AND THENNN our silly mclawnolds RP#where Reigen got KILLED BY KRISTOPH GAVIN😭 bottle over his head in the McDonald’s#and then he possessed his own corpse like Danny Phantom#andnow im planning to give him a robot body later on HEHEH soooo silly#thank you cass for giving me that genius idea. 😁😁😁#I have more art I wanna post but to have to wait for Lily and Squib to finish the show 😭😭😭😭
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Third time's the charm 💙
#absolutely living for the difference in speed between the first two attempts vs the third#bro did not hesitate for one second#he's DESPERATE#the way you can see him just go “fuck it” and grab her#her hands immediately holding his face and her thumb sliding across his cheek ugHGGHGHH#they're killing me#trop spoilers#rings of power spoilers#isildur#estrid#isildur x estrid#estril#the rings of power
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Fandom Gripe #23: I know that fandom is in some deep denial about its treatment of female characters that are canonically involved with fan favorite m/m ships, but do y’all realize that when you disappear female characters from the narrative wholesale to push the idea that your canonically straight fav was “secretly gay all along!” you’re making several bad implications? That 1) bi men don’t exist, 2) bi men do exist, but those who have genuinely loved a woman before cannot genuinely love a man after that (therefore bi men don’t exist in practice), 3) women cannot inspire genuine love and devotion in men, therefore any relationship with a woman is “lesser” than the one they later have a man (see previous parenthesis), or 4) to acknowledge the existence of a lovable woman who isn’t a terrible person, where if a relationship previously existed, it did not end because of “incompatibility,” is enough to destabilize the present relationship between two queer men?
Because why is the tgcf fandom allergic to acknowledging that He Xuan had a whole ass fiancée that he loved? Why does no one ever seem to remember that the kidnappings and murders of He Xuan’s sister and fiancée were the final straws that sent him on his rampage, and he still keeps a shrine to them in the present-day of the story? Why is her entire existence and significance to He Xuan as a man, character, and to his character arc disappeared in favor of pushing Shi Qingxuan—the brother of the man responsible for his fiancée’s death—into that same role, as if to say that her impact on He Xuan is significant... just not when it's from her? Why does He Xuan’s life in fandom essentially begin not just after her death but because of it?
#tgcf#human gripes at fandom#anyways these are rhetorical questions because I already know the answer#i just absolutely hate it#why do y’all hate female characters so badly 😭#especially when they ‘get in the way’ of m/m ships?#mxtx shows that woman more respect in the book than fandom does outside of it#and she didn’t even give that character a name!#simply embarrassing#i could have also talked about jgy here#but let’s be real: that man never loved qin su (or anyone)#so i did not want to include him when discussing people who are *actually* capable of unconditionally loving others#but anyways#mdzs fandom sure loves to either disappear qin su#or act as if she’s the one responsible for why their precious ‘meng yao’ can’t just hop into bed with his bros#you know? the one he killed and the one he used as an accomplice in his murder? those bros? that he so obviously loved with sincerity?#at least moreso than he could ever love a *woman* amiright?#(for legal purposes that last tag was a joke)#i also really hate the implication that he xuan had no life before shi wudu ruined it#that in fact shi wudu made his life 'better' by tying him to shi qingxuan#the romanticization of shi wudu's actions to make way for a ship is... a Choice
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Dear all the crossover “Who would win” polls that shit on Alastor,



There’s a lot more, but I think I’ve made my point.
Sincerely, someone who reads the wiki pages for the characters in the polls and remains very unimpressed.
#hazbin hotel#alastor#the radio demon#‘oooh he’s just an edgelord’ bitch you would be down his throat in two seconds.#just a friendly reminder that this man was a successful serial killer BEFORE he got powers#bro was out there with a knife and a dream#exactly one (1) thing can kill him#where’s your blorbo gonna get angelic steel. go on i’m listening. tell me.#‘they’d summon it’ only if they wanna get their ass kicked by an archangel.#wow i went on a rant
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ed and stede would not fuck izzy hope this helps <3
#stop making me see stizzy and edizzy and fucking steddyhands they all suck shit#even if you weren’t shipping ed with his abuser and stede with the man who tried killing him multiple times#it just straight up is a terrible set of pairings#izzy would literally hatecrime you for it. he’s calling you slurs from beyond the grave for suggesting he’d fuck stede#and as for ed. the show told you all you need to know on that front#bro was repulsed and i cannae blame him. ‘i have love for you’ ‘LMAO GROSS’#anyway this is a hater post go fuck yourselves#quill to paper
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“i am the prophet / with the answers you seek”
and boy does he! is it at all clear? to you maybe, BUT WHEN I, ODYSSEUS OF ITHCA ASK HIM—
#i think Tiresias is a funny guy#‘there is a world where i help you get home / but that’s not a world i know’ like bro you JUST said there was one#like you know of the world it’s just that THIS one won’t be THAT world#and then when Ody’s like ‘hey wait a sec you bitch are you saying this whole journey is all in vain???’#the guy’s like ‘lol i see your palace cover in red and your wife seemed to be cozy with this haunted dude’#he’s a jokester#a man who loves to tease#like he’s already dead what is Ody gonna do??? kill him????#epic the musical#epic the underworld saga#the odyssey
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