#bro wasn’t joking

[shan-yee]

𝗦𝗺𝗼𝗸𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗳𝗮𝗻𝗳𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲

𝗩𝗦 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝗿𝘀𝘁 𝘁𝗶𝗺𝗲 𝘄𝗲 𝘀𝗲𝗲 𝗵𝗶𝗺 𝗶𝗻 𝗺𝗸 1

(Couldn’t stop thinking about that 🧍🏻‍♀️

Bro wasn’t joking-)

[ahalliance]

antoine + étoiles insane moments, p.2. aka the ass saga. p1 here

transcript + context for some of the clips below

[Video Transcript:

[First clip plays.]

Rivenzi: You want to see Etoiles’ ass, of course…

Antoine: Yeah, I’m gonna stare at your ass, Etoiles…

Etoiles: Fuck, what dread, during Popcorn [a talkshow Etoiles had been invited on the previous week], when I went up to the map and you said that, and I thought ‘whoa—‘

Antoine: Sorry

[Second clip plays: the moment during Popcorn]

PA/Domingo: Antoine Daniel has posted a tweet for us: ‘I wanted to look at this map of Africa, but Etoiles’ ass in the shape of a standing bell is driving me crazy. Smiley face with eyes in the shape of hearts.’

[Third clip plays: a continuation of the first clip.]

Antoine: Sorry, bro…

Ponce: Oh but that tweet, besides

Rivenzi: A standing bell…

Antoine: What’s more is that I never tweet and when I do it’s to tweet this sort of shit

Ponce: That’s exactly what I told myself. When PA read the tweet, I thought to myself, ‘but he never tweets!’ And he tweets to talk about Etoiles’ ass

Antoine: There needs to be a good reason, you see

[Fourth clip plays: a clip from the Team du Lundi’s minecraft server.]

JDG: Someone (in chat) said, ‘I can’t tell whether the atmosphere is good tonight or—‘

Antoine: It sucks, it sucks

Florence: You don’t need to ask every time, it always sucks

Baghera: Always sucks. Especially when Etoiles talks about ass [which had been a previous topic of discussion for him that night]

Antoine: Stooop, I enjoy it

Mynthos: You enjoy it?

JDG: It’s true tonight that it’s more weird than bad

Antoine: I like it when Etoiles talks about ass….

[Fifth clip plays: a second and different clip from Popcorn.]

Etoiles: —you’re not allowed to tell me that [Xari claimed to not know much about cinema]. I know you, I studied, because you’re my rival [in pop culture]. I really enjoy what you do in life, Xari, and you’re really knowledgeable about cinema

Antoine: What do you mean he’s your rival? And I’m just shit?

Etoiles: You, you’re my lover

Antoine: Oh yeah, sorry, my bad

PA/Domingo: One of the three is gonna die soon. There’s a whole situation, there’s a whole lore

[Sixth clip plays: a clip from the QSMP.]

Antoine: Don’t you want to get married, dude?

Etoiles: Well, I don’t have the time to fuck

Antoine: What the fuck?!

Etoiles: I don’t have time to fuck, dude. I just need to kill everyone

Antoine: No but just a marriage, you see. You’ve watched Game of Thrones— you haven’t watched Game of Thrones, you can’t know how marriages work in that series

Etoiles: I’ve watched it, but I’m married to the street, dude. I can’t give out my heart that quickly

Antoine: Yeah but you can give out your ass quickly, no?

Etoiles: No, frankly, my ass—

Antoine: What the fuck?!

Etoiles: Giving out your ass takes time, dude

Antoine: What the fuck…

Etoiles: Then again, I need to think about it. I’ll give you my answer. I need to discuss, and everything

Antoine: I’m tired of getting betrayed. You get married with someone else—

Etoiles: Never in a million years!

Antoine: —it’s like yesterday. Apparently Maximus got the mic from his ass removed while I wasn’t there. I was supposed to be the one to do it

Etoiles: Oh okay, so I’m your second choice?

[Overlapping]

Antoine: No! It was just to help him—

Etoiles: No, but, okay

Antoine: He got— listen—

Etoiles: There’s no problem!

Antoine: Fuck, nevermind

Etoiles: There’s no issue! Oh, so you’re opening my chest and stealing?

Antoine: I was just looking! Out of curiosity

Etoiles: Yeah, that’s it

Antoine: I don’t even understand what’s in it

Etoiles: Yeah, out of curiosity. Dude, your opinion on my cave?

Antoine: Well frankly it’s big

end Video Transcript.]

[watmalik]

Wade Wilson on Deadpool: Merc with a Mouth, issue #9 and—

YOU FREAKY LITTLE SH!TS

I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE THINKING!

[howlsofbloodhounds]

hey senpai how do u think that comic with killer and swap would have ended? i was sad when i found out it was uncomplete i would rlly like to hear ur thoughtss

-ur favorite kouhai (＾ワ＾)

I don’t know which one you’re talking about as there were like, 2 lil comics from what I can see. The swap vs killer, Steven universe joke comic, and a few scattered drawings and asks here and there.

Although about the here’s the part where I post what I found on my TikTok a few months ago but couldn’t find again on rahafwabas’ tumblr again for some reason:

(Little twitter post was added on by me as apart of the meme collection thing. Art seems to be by rahafwabas, end of the Steven universe comic.)

As for the Killer vs Swap comic, given that Swap wakes up in the hospital and Chara and Papyrus are retelling the story to him—everyone is alive, and at least only swap is harmed—my best guess is that combined sight of both a Chara and a Papyrus so soon after being led into stargazing and dealing with an emotional flashback triggered him into Stage 1.

At most he probably fired blindly at Chara and Papyrus with his Blaster but didn’t stay around long enough to check, fleeing from the fight.

I don’t see Underswap Chara and Paps being able to win in a fight against Killer, and since they’re both still alive and neither seemed as hurt as Swap (which wouldn’t be the case if there was a fight, unless Killer was mainly focused on dodging attacks and not striking back the entire time), then im guessing Stage 1 retreated before he could kill them.

either stopping the Blaster before it could fire, or running away after/before it did—not sticking around long enough to see if Papyrus survived via dodging or not.

Papyrus always was Killer’s hardest enemy, he sometimes even feels sick about killing Papyrus. But despite that, usually Killer is able to kill Papyri with a smile, even if you can tell he doesn’t enjoy it. Seemingly not this time.

{ @iwannaleaveee2 }

[heartz4shauna]

lowkey feeling depressed when i see the season 1 fight seen between jackie and shauna..

like the way shauna has such a look of regret on her face after jackie says “fuck you” OUGH. you know that look when you’re actually processing what you just said while you’ve got a lump in your throat and you’re blinking back tears. that. but shauna couldn’t just apologise after saying that jackie was “insecure, boring, tragic” and that she would peak in high school because obviously jackie wouldn’t forgive her, so she kept going. no turning back now.

[bat-anon]

Do you think Gooseworx ever watched Bunny Maloney? Cuz like

This guy is almost exactly like a chibi Jax.

[jays-doodle-spool]

dude in my lecture turned around to argue with me after overhearing me make a joke about “not going into medicine bc i can’t stand the sight of blood”

he felt it was of utmost importance that i know there are medical jobs where you don’t see blood and “just didn’t understand not going into medicine bc of a fear of blood”

dude

i don’t know you??

[qprpbj]

ponyboy clearly isn’t a #real writer bc if he was he wouldn’t be writing so fast. he’d be sitting on that tire with his notebook open staring at a blank page for AT LEAST an hour and then writing one sentence and then abandoning it for a week

[kavehater]

I support girls but NAH THIS IS REACHING “if you look carefully LIKE REALLY CAREFULLY 🤓☝️”

[kairithemang0]

April 26th will forever be spy day, a spies are forever holiday where we appreciate gay spies. mark next years calendars and also give us some god damn amazing fanart/fics/any piece of media

[whatsfourteenupto]

All jokes aside I don’t understand a lick why we now have to wrap our brains around “Sutekh has been in the TARDIS the whole time!!!” when “Sutekh clawed his way back out of the void dripping ichor and rage the moment that salt created any hint of a door and has been hiding in the TARDIS since then” would’ve been just as effective

[unx100to]

i sob everytime i remember the fact that i went to the ONE preseason game my boyfriend was benched in 😞💔

[beheadable]

SO sick of seeing this meme I cannot express how often I happen across it on pinterest. I looked at the comments once and they were awful on top of it so it just makes me even more mad when I see it (I promise it doesn’t get to me bad I just like complaining sometimes)

[crazed4rsonist]

Methinks my friends forget how loud n weird my voice can get sometimes because of how quiet I typically am.

[dont-look-at-me-u-u]

when you don’t currently have a crush but your brain suddenly has it in its head that you desperately want a significant other so with the strength of a kraken it latches onto the nearest friend you joke flirted with and now despite logically knowing you don’t have romantic attraction to them it almost feels like you have a crush on them but you KNOW you don’t and your brain is just substituting but you have to train yourself out of your own delusional reactions

[camifornilla]

Uhhhh I watched My Adventures With Superman and

Honestly, to summarize:

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