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𝗦𝗺𝗼𝗸𝗲 𝗶𝗻 𝗳𝗮𝗻𝗳𝗶𝗰 𝗯𝗲 𝗹𝗶𝗸𝗲
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(Couldn’t stop thinking about that 🧍🏻♀️
Bro wasn’t joking-)
#i lost my blog#i’m a shit#x reader#smut#mortal kombat#mk1#mk1 2023#mk smoke#tomas vrbada#tomas vrbada x reader#mortal kombat 1#madam bo#bro wasn’t joking#smoke x reader#smoke x you#smoke fanfic#mortal kombat x reader#mortal kombat memes
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antoine + étoiles insane moments, p.2. aka the ass saga. p1 here
transcript + context for some of the clips below
[Video Transcript:
[First clip plays.]
Rivenzi: You want to see Etoiles’ ass, of course…
Antoine: Yeah, I’m gonna stare at your ass, Etoiles…
Etoiles: Fuck, what dread, during Popcorn [a talkshow Etoiles had been invited on the previous week], when I went up to the map and you said that, and I thought ‘whoa—‘
Antoine: Sorry
[Second clip plays: the moment during Popcorn]
PA/Domingo: Antoine Daniel has posted a tweet for us: ‘I wanted to look at this map of Africa, but Etoiles’ ass in the shape of a standing bell is driving me crazy. Smiley face with eyes in the shape of hearts.’
[Third clip plays: a continuation of the first clip.]
Antoine: Sorry, bro…
Ponce: Oh but that tweet, besides
Rivenzi: A standing bell…
Antoine: What’s more is that I never tweet and when I do it’s to tweet this sort of shit
Ponce: That’s exactly what I told myself. When PA read the tweet, I thought to myself, ‘but he never tweets!’ And he tweets to talk about Etoiles’ ass
Antoine: There needs to be a good reason, you see
[Fourth clip plays: a clip from the Team du Lundi’s minecraft server.]
JDG: Someone (in chat) said, ‘I can’t tell whether the atmosphere is good tonight or—‘
Antoine: It sucks, it sucks
Florence: You don’t need to ask every time, it always sucks
Baghera: Always sucks. Especially when Etoiles talks about ass [which had been a previous topic of discussion for him that night]
Antoine: Stooop, I enjoy it
Mynthos: You enjoy it?
JDG: It’s true tonight that it’s more weird than bad
Antoine: I like it when Etoiles talks about ass….
[Fifth clip plays: a second and different clip from Popcorn.]
Etoiles: —you’re not allowed to tell me that [Xari claimed to not know much about cinema]. I know you, I studied, because you’re my rival [in pop culture]. I really enjoy what you do in life, Xari, and you’re really knowledgeable about cinema
Antoine: What do you mean he’s your rival? And I’m just shit?
Etoiles: You, you’re my lover
Antoine: Oh yeah, sorry, my bad
PA/Domingo: One of the three is gonna die soon. There’s a whole situation, there’s a whole lore
[Sixth clip plays: a clip from the QSMP.]
Antoine: Don’t you want to get married, dude?
Etoiles: Well, I don’t have the time to fuck
Antoine: What the fuck?!
Etoiles: I don’t have time to fuck, dude. I just need to kill everyone
Antoine: No but just a marriage, you see. You’ve watched Game of Thrones— you haven’t watched Game of Thrones, you can’t know how marriages work in that series
Etoiles: I’ve watched it, but I’m married to the street, dude. I can’t give out my heart that quickly
Antoine: Yeah but you can give out your ass quickly, no?
Etoiles: No, frankly, my ass—
Antoine: What the fuck?!
Etoiles: Giving out your ass takes time, dude
Antoine: What the fuck…
Etoiles: Then again, I need to think about it. I’ll give you my answer. I need to discuss, and everything
Antoine: I’m tired of getting betrayed. You get married with someone else—
Etoiles: Never in a million years!
Antoine: —it’s like yesterday. Apparently Maximus got the mic from his ass removed while I wasn’t there. I was supposed to be the one to do it
Etoiles: Oh okay, so I’m your second choice?
[Overlapping]
Antoine: No! It was just to help him—
Etoiles: No, but, okay
Antoine: He got— listen—
Etoiles: There’s no problem!
Antoine: Fuck, nevermind
Etoiles: There’s no issue! Oh, so you’re opening my chest and stealing?
Antoine: I was just looking! Out of curiosity
Etoiles: Yeah, that’s it
Antoine: I don’t even understand what’s in it
Etoiles: Yeah, out of curiosity. Dude, your opinion on my cave?
Antoine: Well frankly it’s big
end Video Transcript.]
#antoine daniel#etoiles#étoiles#jay clips#qsmp#<- this is an appropriate tag wait till the end . it makes up half the video too#4/08/2024#le fameux bol tibétain d’étoiles…. traduit pour les inters#and i call it a saga here because the clips here span from early 2021 to mid 2023#you know the first clips are old because antoine is still using twt at that point#not included here; a zlan 2024 clip where étoiles yells ‘fuck me in the ass’ (french) at antoine 👍#also not included ; a serveur du lundi clip where étoiles jokes about antoine having a leash at home#antoine denying this and étoiles saying ‘well i spent a weekend at your place’#????????? yeah sure why not#ALSO re the qsmp clip antoine brought up the marriage possibility after hearing about the upcoming spiderbit wedding <3#bro sounds so fucking needy in the clip it’s sending me . how can i make this into qantoine lore……. this WAS the period where things were#slowly changing within the french dynamic (aka . they were meeting and talking to new people) and qantoine was growing increasingly paranoi#about trusting people then……. him trying to hold onto someone he loves dearly because he’s not sure if he can keep up with him…..#anw some other translation type notes read if ur interested in that:#wasn’t quite sure on the best way to translate ‘l’angoisse’ here . i went with ‘dread’#literally it translates to ‘anxiety/anguish/dread/etc’ but it’s used in a very flippant way in slang#so anguish felt a bit strong here . when someone says ‘oh l’angoisse’ about something it’s usually to mean an uncomfortable or unusual#scenario . but the intensity of that very much varies#OH ALSO : if anyone wants the sources to each of these clips lmk#i may just add them here later when im less tired#insuline & nicotine
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Wade Wilson on Deadpool: Merc with a Mouth, issue #9 and—
YOU FREAKY LITTLE SH!TS
I KNOW WHAT YOU WERE THINKING!
#*SPRAYS YOU W/ WATER*#the poolverine mpreg fanfics are real#the legends are true…abo wins again I’m afraid lmao#fanfics ruined me… I wasn’t like this before. trust me bro#its okay we can go to church on Sunday or what iwtv did 😭 so we can be forgiven no? /j#this a joke don’t hate me too much (I will fall in love with u)#deadpool: merc with a mouth 9#poolverine#wade wilson#deadclaws#Ryan Reynolds#hugh jackman#wade x logan
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hey senpai how do u think that comic with killer and swap would have ended? i was sad when i found out it was uncomplete i would rlly like to hear ur thoughtss
-ur favorite kouhai (^ワ^)
I don’t know which one you’re talking about as there were like, 2 lil comics from what I can see. The swap vs killer, Steven universe joke comic, and a few scattered drawings and asks here and there.
Although about the here’s the part where I post what I found on my TikTok a few months ago but couldn’t find again on rahafwabas’ tumblr again for some reason:
(Little twitter post was added on by me as apart of the meme collection thing. Art seems to be by rahafwabas, end of the Steven universe comic.)
As for the Killer vs Swap comic, given that Swap wakes up in the hospital and Chara and Papyrus are retelling the story to him—everyone is alive, and at least only swap is harmed—my best guess is that combined sight of both a Chara and a Papyrus so soon after being led into stargazing and dealing with an emotional flashback triggered him into Stage 1.
At most he probably fired blindly at Chara and Papyrus with his Blaster but didn’t stay around long enough to check, fleeing from the fight.
I don’t see Underswap Chara and Paps being able to win in a fight against Killer, and since they’re both still alive and neither seemed as hurt as Swap (which wouldn’t be the case if there was a fight, unless Killer was mainly focused on dodging attacks and not striking back the entire time), then im guessing Stage 1 retreated before he could kill them.
either stopping the Blaster before it could fire, or running away after/before it did—not sticking around long enough to see if Papyrus survived via dodging or not.
Papyrus always was Killer’s hardest enemy, he sometimes even feels sick about killing Papyrus. But despite that, usually Killer is able to kill Papyri with a smile, even if you can tell he doesn’t enjoy it. Seemingly not this time.
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#howlsasks#iwannaleavee2#cw sui mention#<- played as a joke but we all know bro wasn’t joking#canon k1ll_sans#kinda ig#utmv#sans au#sans aus#killer sans#killer!sans#swap sans#swap!sans#underswap#underswap sans#killertale#killertale sans#something new#undertale something new#undertalesomethingnew#something new sans#something new au#undertale au#undertale aus#bad sanses#star sanses#bad sans gang#nightmares gang#nightmare’s gang
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lowkey feeling depressed when i see the season 1 fight seen between jackie and shauna..
like the way shauna has such a look of regret on her face after jackie says “fuck you” OUGH. you know that look when you’re actually processing what you just said while you’ve got a lump in your throat and you’re blinking back tears. that. but shauna couldn’t just apologise after saying that jackie was “insecure, boring, tragic” and that she would peak in high school because obviously jackie wouldn’t forgive her, so she kept going. no turning back now.
#they really did love eachother and i will DIE on this hill#FREE ME FROM THE CHAINS OF JACKIESHAUNA (don’t) PLEASE#like i know it wasn’t me who lost my best friend but fuck dude i’m like i still cry into my pillow like a fucking asthmatic no joke#HYUU HNGH SOBS SNIFFLES EUGH#the way their eyes both gloss over with tears#FUCK BRO#yellowjackets#yj#shauna shipman#jackie taylor#jackieshauna#wlw
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dude in my lecture turned around to argue with me after overhearing me make a joke about “not going into medicine bc i can’t stand the sight of blood”
he felt it was of utmost importance that i know there are medical jobs where you don’t see blood and “just didn’t understand not going into medicine bc of a fear of blood”
dude
i don’t know you??
#why do ppl keep inviting themselves to my convos#i don’t talk loudly#i’m not even saying egregiously stupid things#bro it was a joke relax#he rlly thought#i somehow got to my 3rd year in college as a neuroscience major#and never knew their were positions in medicine that didn’t involve wounds#perhaps i was. idk. joking with my friend#if he had simply been excited to tell me smth he cared about#awesome!! im actually chill with that#but bro entered the conversation like he was dumbfounded by my idiocy#i wasn’t even mad exactly#just so confused about why tf he decided to do that#and why ppl do this to me#are other ppl experiencing this#do random strangers randomly interrupt u to make the convo about themselves#is this a thing?#is this what we’re doing?#i literally wouldn’t care if they brought any other energy#but they enter with this smugness#that activates my fight or flight#i’ll tell u that ur the most genius special boy to ever be#just please stop talking to me
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ponyboy clearly isn’t a #real writer bc if he was he wouldn’t be writing so fast. he’d be sitting on that tire with his notebook open staring at a blank page for AT LEAST an hour and then writing one sentence and then abandoning it for a week
#the outsiders#outsiders musical#ponyboy curtis#this is a joke incase it wasn’t clear#just saw trevi’s writing thing from a few days ago on tiktok and he FLIESSS bro lol
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I support girls but NAH THIS IS REACHING “if you look carefully LIKE REALLY CAREFULLY 🤓☝️”
#the same people who would shriek like the witch of the north melting her skin off if I tell you haikaveh / kavetham isn’t implied because#if you actually look into our culture they’re being normal and not everyone having rivalry and caring about each other means they’re 💅#in fact Arabs are some of the worlds most hospitable people alhaitham letting kaveh live with him#is the most Arab thing I’ve ever seen#heck if kaveh was a stranger it wouldn’t be unusual for an Arab to let him in their house ☠️#goddamn#“if you look in the internet you can see how they’re implied!🤓☝️”#maybe if you had any respect for my culture or any desire to be educated when I’m handing this to you for free you wouldn’t be your mistake#your mums greatest mistake 🤗🤗🤗*#dora daily#if only ppl dedicated this level of detail to actual culture compared to pulling out their microscope at level 100x magnification lens to#observe robins spots under her eyes the world would be a better place 🙀#let me tell you btw this whole I hate you meh meh meh ( I’m so in love with you ) trope is the most whitest booktok millennial plant growing#basement dweller nonesense I have ever heard in my life don’t do that to my pookies ☹️#( the pookies in fact were 11 and 9 years older than her respectively )#guys my dad is the straightest man alive ( oh the trauma lowkey wish he wasn’t ) and he legit was putting his hand on his best friends lap#LMAOOO even I as a very logical person was like bro this is so zesty rn I am SO uncomfortable#anyways live laugh love boothill x Baizhu they’re the most canon things I’ve ever seen in my life#<- this is a joke btw it’s an ironic ship I saw on tiktok ☠️
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April 26th will forever be spy day, a spies are forever holiday where we appreciate gay spies. mark next years calendars and also give us some god damn amazing fanart/fics/any piece of media
#spies are forever#Deadass gonna forget I posted this next year#Gonna put a reminder in my phone about it anyways tho#for the funnies#tin can bros#tin can brothers#tcb spies are forever#this is partially a joke#but also like it would be neat if it wasn’t and this became an actual thing
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All jokes aside I don’t understand a lick why we now have to wrap our brains around “Sutekh has been in the TARDIS the whole time!!!” when “Sutekh clawed his way back out of the void dripping ichor and rage the moment that salt created any hint of a door and has been hiding in the TARDIS since then” would’ve been just as effective
#like seriously#am I supposed to believe the human TARDIS wasn’t about to mention him?#that Jack and Clara both could’ve clung to the outside of the TARDIS as it yote through time and space and not noticed him#yep mhm Clara did it too I’ve seen y’all jumping on the Jack joke but she did the same damn thing#the multiple times the TARDIS split or we had multiple TARDISes in the same space#Rose Tyler Doing The Thing™️ and not absorbing any of Sutekh along with the TARDIS?#that the TARDIS herself#human or nonhuman#would bitch at Clara and constantly yeet the Doctor where they don’t want to be and run off bc of the HADS#and just generally exist as a MAJOR DRAMA QUEEN#and NOT SAY SOMETHING?#not be SCREAMING HER HEAD OFF CONSTANTLY?#bro nah#like the ep was good I liked it but the all-or-nothing of it is annoying me#speaking of#why on earth does Ruby have to give up the doctor to go figure her history out#is there a particular reason she cannot do both?#why could Clara do that but not Ruby#like bro#why#it can still be high stakes#if it’s not all-or-nothing
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i sob everytime i remember the fact that i went to the ONE preseason game my boyfriend was benched in 😞💔
#arda güler#like cmon bro#still can’t wrap my head around the fact that we were in the same place#like whattttt???#arda güler is REAL??#but it’s kinda okay cs i watched my other boyfriends play#and one of my boyfriends SCORED#it wasn’t that good of a goal but it was still sum ntm on noni 😞#no but i hate real madrid so i basically spent 150 for nun#not really tho cs i saw my boyfriend walk around a lil (yes i can tell who he is even if he’s tiny from the height i was at)#bofa stadium#chelsea vs real madrid#friendly match#i don’t actually sob this is a joke 😓
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Uhhhh I watched My Adventures With Superman and
Honestly, to summarize:
Additionally,
#for legal purposes this is a joke#I’m gonna have to add this addendum to all of my posts so I don’t get more bullshit in my DMs#white haired anime boiz are my KRYPTONITE#(pun intended)#If you thought I wasn’t gonna go cuckoo bananas over this man y’all were WRONF#slutty Slutty hoe behavior in the Camille realm rn#I’ve spent like 3 episodes on my phone looking for Slade Wilson content#(from this show)#(grown ass child molesting slade can stay 40 feet away from me)#comic bros plz stay away from my post do not talk to me#I will report you for harassment so fuckin quick#Slade Wilson#Deathstroke#DC Comics#my adventures with superman#Superman
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thinking about the fact that my fan continuity is a little bit too much like the bible
#yknow i wasn’t joking abt sixshot’s cain and abel thing#jacks thoughts from the moon#transformers#macadam#macadams#how many fucking c’s are in macadam??#maccadam#maccadams#religious imagery#raised christian#i can’t get the church out of my veins no matter how hard i try#womp womp#honestly#fan continuity#if i’m gonna keep talking about it then i need to give it an actual tag bro#cause it’s getting kinda crazy and i want to talk about it#religious themes
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Despite never explicitly coming out as transgender/making any indication that I used other pronouns my brother has started to they/them me and it’s a beautiful thing.
#ra speaks#personal#I am explicitly an Any Pronouns kinda person bc. multigender too difficult to explain to ppl. so new pronouns from ppl I’ve known are fun.#on one hand I know he was in a toxic Conservative Podcast Guys phase a few years ago#but tbh???? since his shitty gf dumped him+he finally could make friends at school without her badgering him he’s seemed more well adjusted#like we drove together a few years back and had a long convo abt transgenderism#and while I wasn’t fully accepting of myself then/we didn’t but heads in any kind of ‘oh we are on completely different sides’#he tended toward a more conservative/transmed/‘pronouns are pronouns (transphobic)’ kinda vibe#so for him to be they/theming me? even in private convos/jokes? that’s a very comforting sign from the bro who I had a convo w a few years#ago. :’] I hope I’m not reading too into things and he really is growing as a person
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Confession that will get me cancelled: I will sometimes reference super mario logan videos cuz I used to watch some. and they were honestly really funny if you ignored the problematic bits.
#I AM SO SORRY EVERYONE. but some of those jokes have stuck with me for years.#UNIRONICALLY THE EPISODES HAD A REALLY GOOD FORMULA. LIKE WTF.#I’m not getting over the episode where they were gonna fail the test but Cody let them copy his test#and then the teacher said ‘you did really great Cody!’ he said ‘I got an A?’ the teacher said ‘yeah on all 3 of them!’#‘YOU IDIOTS COPIED MY N A M E TOO?????’ bro that was hilarious 😭😭😭#also the episode where Junior believed the Sun was a planet. bro. the plot twist that they sent him to the sun not because they believed him#but because they thought a kid stupid enough to believe you could land on the sun deserved to be sent to it 😭😭😭 WTFF#there are some episodes I remembered really liking but I don’t remember why#and as much as I’d like to rewatch them I… don’t think I can……..#I think if I went to rewatch old SML videos I’d be shot#also the journey to find the specific episodes would probably be a disaster#anyways that is my confession. I do not support SML or the problematic things in the episodes I liked.#it was just genuinely really funny and clever sometimes. unfortunately. I only watched it cuz my siblings did. side note all the special ed#kids in highschool loved it and I was confused cuz I was also a special ed kid who had seen it like. how did this ableist bs gain such an#autistic following. I’m telling you it’s because the episode formulas were actually really good. this sucks. I wish it wasn’t so problematic
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went to see the barbie movie a few days ago and hm. weird
#spoilers for the tags and also a slight little rant#for a movie all about girls and woman it sure was all about men#and made a pregnant woman the butt of the joke just bc she was pregnant#and there’s a whole segment at the beginning where a barbie is all ‘my emotions make me stronger =)’ and then later barbie just gives up#and sobs on the ground#a character calls barbie ‘white savior barbie’ after she did literally nothing to be called a white savior#and later that same character goes ‘that’s cultural appropriation’ when her DAD tries to learn spanish bc her MOTHER SPEAKS SPANISH.#their whole patriarchy plot was weird and dumb and preachy and poorly executed#and overall he plot was just.. messy ig?? idk it was a weird experience#it also felt like mattel giving themselves a pat on the back for diversity that they (to my knowledge) do not have#and everything with the kens was odd and weird and unnecessary#it was so preachy and then it turned around and did the exact opposite thing#i thought this movie was going to be about how barbie is an intergenerational experience for so many woman#and that she brings together so many woman no matter their differences#and it was almost that. esp at the beginning#and then it turned into a weird hypocritical messy story that really had no memorable message or theme#and bro ken was so badly written. everything was badly written but especially ken.#anyways there was a wonderful scene where barbie told an old lady that she was beautiful and she replied with ‘i know’#which would be lovely if the main reason Barbie was on her quest wasn’t because she was getting cellulite and on the path to becoming ‘ugly’#uhhhshfjks yeah bad movie. lots of weird messy things.#this is more than a slight little rant oopsies#my bad i’m opinionated#this isn’t even the half of it too lmao#negativity#rant#ranting#allan and weird barbie were great tho#and the acting costumes set effects cinematography etc. were outstanding#it’s just the writing that was Fucked#there were absolutely good things but so much of it was just. hm. idk i can’t rlly explain in just he tumblr tags that well lmaoo
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