#bro i’m so so sorry if you read this
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“What are you scared of?”
Luigi felt the Star's unease fill his every being—a child shaking in a dark alley, crowding against a corner with no escape. And with a voice that stole Luigi's breath, the Star responded.
“Her.”
#spoilers#but in a teaser way#HI EVERYONE I HOPE UR DOING WELL#this piece is a reference to chapter 16: her#and also a hint to a future scene#I’m so excited to write these out#and for you to read them 🤭#Tysm for continuing to support me even though this hiatus has gone on#really#really long 😭#IM SORRY#love u guys :3#ok tag time#bowuigi#space au#super mario bros#wishing on fallen stars#bowser x luigi#fanfic#procreate#ao3#digital art#luigi fanart
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Lolol sometimes it’s so funny reading peoples posts about “Mormon” theology that is based on Exmo stories, tradition/culture but not doctrine, and like random statements by some church leader 200 years ago that was not put into doctrine/canonized, or that he was corrected/reprimanded on, and all of us look back on like “well that guy was racist/sexist. Anyways moving on…” like tbh it just makes me laugh. Like I know our theology is a bit different than mainstream Christianity but y’all don’t need to make it sound like we are out here truly believing half the stuff you say about us.
#I need you guys to understand from the bottom of my heart#that all races are equal before God#no one is sent to earth inferior#white people are not the default setting#I also need you to understand that a church leader can make a statement#that is personal opinion#even in a public setting like general conference#and if it is not backed by doctrine/scripture then that is just that guys opinion#quit lending so much credence to brother such and such from 189-whatever#and read the Bible and Book of Mormon#christianity#the church of jesus christ of latter day saints#anyways rant over#tumblrstake#this goes for people in the church too btw#stop basing your view of people off of Bruce mckonkie#rip Bruce I’m sure you said some good things but all we remember is the bad stuff#sorry bro
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Who was gonna tell me Arno wrote letters to his late father. Who was gonna tell me that in these letters you see a little boy pray that his father is in Heaven to a young man asking why God hates him to hoping there is a God and Heaven so that his father and father figure can rest to a man so disillusioned and scarred that he cannot possibly believe there is a just deity judging us for our sins.
Who was gonna tell me you can see in his letters the steady decline of his faith in God and the world because how could a man so scarred and jaded ever believe in a god if God never seemed to believe in him. What. WHAT.
#assassin’s creed#arno dorian#arno victor dorian#ac unity#charles dorian#like WHAT.#WHO THE FUCK WROTE THIS#YALL CAN WRITE THOSE LETTERS BUT YOU CAN FIX THE BUGS IN UNITY???#OKAY BRO.#genuinely started crying a bit when I read the little Arno letter#Arno I love u I’m so sorry you can’t catch a break#dude I’d be an alcoholic too if I was him what the fuck#babblingbrook babbles#I am Christian right so it didn’t escape me noticing how the ‘He’ referring to God turned into ‘he’ I’m ill
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So I just read all 914 pages of Fool’s Fate in one day. I don’t think I’ve ever read that much in one day ever. These books are so good holy snickerdoodles I love the politics and the amazing worldbuilding (robin writes matriarchies and different societal structures SO GOOD) and the realistic characters and Fitz’s unreliable narration and also the gay ass ‘friendship’ between him and the fool (fitz ‘no homo but also my bond with you is deeper than my love for anyone else including my other half bonded wolf and my wife and also sex’ farseer)
So uh. Yeah. Excuse me while I go cry in the corner. Again.
#aint no way you’re convincing me fitz is less than bi he’s just got internal homophobia so he can’t recognize it#lowkey canon if u disagree I’m sorry but ur just wrong 🤷♀️#the way some of his lines with beloved mirror lines he’s had with the women he’s slept with is just#robin#robin hobb#why must you torture me so exquisitely#I love these books so goddamn much aaaaaaaaaaaaaa#don’t even get me started on the ‘beloved’ thing#fools fate#fitzchivalry farseer#farseer trilogy#tawny man trilogy#fitz x fool#fitzloved#the way literally everyone else was like ‘they’re fucking’ and fitz over here like ‘uh uh no way nope love you but no homo bro’#meanwhile beloved over there just dying inside#also when he died I almost laughed bc I couldn’t believe robin was going to kill off the only canon gay character after torturing him#SPECIFICALLY BECAUSE OF HIS GAYNESS#glad she didn’t bury that gay after all#these books are so aggressively straight with all this talk about men and women and how different they are she couldn’t handle beloved#and his genderfluidity#jk I’m glad they even exist at all their bond is very compelling both platonically and romantically and I fear what may have been written#if they got together canonically#I love them so much#really excited to read the fitz and the fool trilogy hopefully it’s just as compelling with their relationship#might do fanart at some point if I feel it
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legitimately anyone who is a self described fan of children’s cartoons over the age of 12 needs to watch Infinity Train. it explicitly bridges the gap between the tone, tropes, and storytelling limitations of Y7 and the level of complexity than we want from it. every single person writing pages long screeds about character development and nuance in shows that are primarily marketed at a younger audience but have significant meaning to older age groups would get so fuckin much out of the themes and story of Infinity Train, which is explicitly a story about those more complex themes.
it gamifies character development as part of it’s core conceit. each season gets more mature as it deals with more complex issues of morality and ethics and it’s still a silly epsiodic show with fun gags. it grows up as the story progresses with each anthologic installment giving you more complex interpersonal relationships and issues. there’s on screen cop murder. cults. incredibly gay coded music duo from the 80s that are the most divorced twenty year olds you’ve ever seen. a story that grows with you.
and you can’t fuckin watch it anywhere bc the animation industry is a puppet at the whims of investors in love with the impossible horizon
Infinity Train is the result of a decade of shows like Adventure Time and Gravity Falls and Steven Universe, of animators and artists’s growing desire to tell stories that grow with kids beyond their designated demographic in the American cultural conscience. and you can’t watch it.
they were going to talk about alzheimers. the thesis of infinity train is that animation is a medium, not a genre. a vehicle for exploring complex topics in a way that live action can’t. it’s a therapy train that traumatizes it’s riders more often than not. they covered everything from divorce’s impact on children to trans-coded identity crisis to the realities of a Lost Boys experience. what it means to be human. they were going to talk about alzheimers
it’s literally a vehicle for character development . it’s the midpoint on the spectrum between children’s media and mature writing. it is everything you seek out of fan fiction being explicit in the text. and you cant watch it bc it being animated means it’s worthless
#IT is a fuckin tragedy. it was doing so much for animation . owen dennis i’m sorry the people in charge hate your message#so many things people love fandom for: in-depth character exploration of one’s who are simple in their original media. exploring themes more#explicitly. character oriented storytelling rather than plot. are just EXPLICITLY the point of infinity train#text✨#sorry been reading a lot of GF fic and getting frustrated that this kind of love doesn’t exist for IT.#bc everyone would love it SO MUCH. all the nuance and complexity toh have to dig for is RIGHT THERE#BECUASE THE ANIMATION INDUSTRY DEVELOOED SO MUCH IN THE LAST DECADE#and then the warner bros discovery merger ruined so much#* you can watch it if you dm/ask me for a link but . you should not have to do that. defeats the impact of the show’s message#anyway gonna rewatch s4 byeeeeee#the curator episode scene where he’s stuck between the train door and his escape is LITERALLY some emotional fanfic shit it TORTURES MEEEEE
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i love finding my mom’s smut books across the house in very public areas just laying around not hidden or anything. with titles like The Duchess’s Cuckold
#truthfully i’m nosy so like i am gaining intel. but also oh my gosh#you have a bookshelf in your room bro 💔💔 whys your book by the bathroom#i’m kidding i don’t really care. it’s just funny to me. like okay.#you know my mom calls my oldest sister nancy drew because she is always snooping around but i’m more of a nancy drew than she is#the only difference is i’m subtle and my sister isn’t so of course my mom would know she snoops. LMAO#whenever you talk to her she always asks the weirdest fucking questions like i am not answering that sorry good luck on your informational#endeavors but you’re gonna have to actually shoot me before i answer that question#like 😭😭 she is just not ever subtle. me however has read my moms whole diary and she doesn’t know. fun!#i have manners and stuff i was way young when i did that#i mean i’d do it again but still i promise i am respectful and normal 🙏
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I’m going to kill someone why are people. In December of 2024. Still putting “-tard” after a word to make it an insult
#I just read a thing calling republicans ‘magtards’ and just. what the FUCK is wrong with you?????? genuinely??????????????#I’m not lesser because I’m autistic no one is lesser because their brains process shit differently#your not funny because you cut off a slur so your ‘not actually saying it’#I was gonna put this on my side blog but honestly no fuck it man#just bro what the Fuck is wrong with some people#r slur mention#sorry
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Important question, do you write them as dogs or as people?
Good question!!! I deliberately leave it ambiguous bc I don’t really care what people picture in their heads like idc truly ahaha
Either way they have some fur and are dog men or are humans and have skin it doesn’t matter to me, I do mention skin a bit but people can interpret it however they want :))
#sorry I’m using this as an excuse to ramble in these tags LMAOOO ignore me#as far as I’m concerned they are human based either way lol#I love when people get pressed about them having fur and tails#like bro they are fully sentient leave them alone ya know LMAO#I truly do not see how some people get upset about the concept of two fictional men that pretty much entirety human in every way that matte#ran out of space there#anyway#sorry if it’s not the answer you wanted lol#I’m just being real#like personally I find it really funny bc it sincerely does not matter at all#like don’t like don’t read u feel#it’s not that deep#ehehe#also however u view it I write it as very human sm*t too so like#I don’t know if anyone has noticed yet but I specifically also only mention things about their like#traits of their canon appearance so people can use whatever imagination they like#like Bradley has brown hair#max has black hair#blah blah#also piercings but that’s a given now#aNYWAY IM YAPPING#u get my point I’m not here to yuck anyone#all I do is write silly little sm*t on the internet for whoever wants it#😌💅#not here to hurt anyone#not talking about u btw anon just in general aha#if I get hate for leaving it ambiguous I stg#ples#I’m just out here—#vibing
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Hey, I've been thinking about reading all for the game but I really don't know if it would be my kind of books. Would you like to try to convince me? What is it about? (themes, vibes, similar books...) (the synopsis doesn't really tell me anything)
Hi okay! I’m going to preface this entire thing with read the content warnings before you decide if you want to continue. Here is a list of all the content warnings and here is a spoiler free list.
If you have read the warnings and still would like to proceed, here are some of my favorite things and reasons id give for why you should read it.
I’m listing a few none content reasons that I think they are good. These are perks not directly relating to the books and the reading of them.
Some non-book content reasons to read
I think this would be a good plus for you: I would personally lump Neil Josten in with the Percy Jackson type of main character. Both are unreliable narrators who are sarcastic, unaware of their own abilities, and also self aware of their own idiocy (affectionate). Plus, oblivious as hell.
First major point is that getting the books is cheap, even if you want the audiobook. They are very cheap on kindle. Like I’m talking about The Foxhole Court is free, then The Raven King and The King’s Men are $0.99 USD each. (And, if you like audiobooks, you can add the audiobooks onto that for $7.49 USD each). So they’d total out to about $1.98 USD for all three books on Kindle, and if you did audiobooks too it’d be around $25 USD for all three. (You could also get the audiobooks later, the discount for it on audible works even after initial purchase).
Second, the fan content is exceptional. This is actually the thing that made me finally just go ahead and read them. The fan art? The fan fiction? Fuck its fantastic. I may be biased as a huge fan of the series but I truly think the overall quality of the fan content in the aftg fandom is better than a lot of other fandoms. It’s so damn good. And if you decide to read and want to find fanfiction after, I have plentyyyy of recs I could give you.
^ along with that, I have found so much awesome merch. My aftg merch collection brings me great joy every time I look at it.
Also! A lot of extra content from the author, if you decide you want more info on them.
A couple books/series (according to google and the opinions of others)
I see a ton of people who read AFTG also read the raven cycle series by Maggie stiefvater, which is on my TBR.
Captive Print by CS Pacat. I haven’t read this, but I have seen it on multiple lists
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ACTUAL CONTENT
I’m going to get into this, and if you have questions before you read or while you read (should you choose to do so), my DMs are open. I have read this series sooo many times, I can probably answer a lot of them.
Here is an explanation I would give, I will try to be spoiler free but I apologize if I give a bit too much away. I will also try to keep it short, but if you want more in depth or are okay with spoilers, again, let me know and id be happy to go more in depth. This isn’t a very polished explanation, I wrote this after taking my meds. Please excuse errors.
Anyways. Neil Josten is an Exy player (Exy is described as, “a bastard sport, an evolved sort of lacrosse on a soccer-sized court with the violence of ice hockey.”) The plot of the story is that he is on the run from his father, and he ends up in Arizona in a high school his senior year. He plays Exy to have something to do, and he ends up catching the eye of Kevin Day (who he met before leaving). One thing leads to another and they end up on the same team. The old team that Kevin Day was on was run by the Moriyamas, who are part of the yakuza, and they are obsessed with getting Kevin back. So a huge aspect of the plot is everyone trying to protect him from them, and Neil is trying to not have his real identity discovered. In his situation, if anyone finds out who he is, he is a dead man because his serial killer father will kill him so he is trying his best to stay alive while finding a place among the Foxes (the team he joins) for as long as he has.
There is a canon queer romance, and there are numerous canon queer characters. There are numerous gay characters, as well as a demisexual character. Though to make it clear, the romance is slow burn. Like since we are from Neil’s pov, it might seem kind of sudden but it is mostly because he is oblivious and doesn’t notice a lot of his surroundings.
But! I love this series so much. I love it, but if you start reading and end up not liking it/find it too much, that is totally fine. The series isn’t for everyone, and the triggers along could be enough to not want to read. Plus! If you have anything you specifically want to skip content wise, message me. I can tell you where to skip + a summary of what you skipped. I did this for a friend of mine on a specific chapter that was just too much for them.
#I hope this helps!!!#sorry its so long and I’m sorry if it doesn’t really make a whole lot of sense#if you have anything else to ask pls do so!#aftg#fresasconsal asks#hope this helps!!! and please let me know if you choose to read#the brain rot is real for this series bro#andreil
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holy fuck I love how petty and aggressive academics are. imagine talking to your colleague and being like ‘yeah actually I think your work delegitimizes our entire field and is so wildly ineffective it would sterilize an entire country’s economy if you put it into practice bc it’s just that fucking stupid. kys.’ like go girl go!!!
#I was reading a paper on the economics of our pharmaceutical industry and. it’s so fucking dumb.#they suggested pricing based on the benefits patients stand to gain which has to be the most idiotic shit I’ve ever heard in my life???#‘paradox of value’ I’m sorry you let the capitalist brain worms get you so bad you forgot that money isn’t actually real.#get well soon you utter tar pit of humanity <3#anyways. ‘doomed to sterility and inactivity’ is SOOOO funny to me like damn what did they do to you bro….
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Everyone’s all “nonbinary is included in every sexuality” until a nonbinary person who is on hormones prefers men who like men and women who like women and all of a sudden I’m being problematic and offensive to…….. well everyone I guess
#WhoGive A Rats Ass#like genuinely why the fuck does anyone care omg why is this a big deal#I’m not being offensive to other transmascs by fucking lesbians like i never said you all need to or you all should or you all want to#it’s MY LIFE….. how is my very personal sex and love life affecting every transmasc in the world ITS NOT….#it’s your problem for seeing me as a binary trans guy when I’m not I just am on t and use he/him pronouns. like whatever bro omg#like ok. it’s MY OWN CHOICE that I would fuck a lesbian im ok with that. that’s just me! the ftm reading this is not involved.#im not going around fucking parading that transmascs should fuck lesbians this is literally just my personal life and choices#and if lesbians want me and gay guys want me (which they both do) THATS FUN FOR ME AND I LIKE IT BECAUSE IM NOT A BINARY TRANS PERSON….#anyways yeah so I’m bisexual but not in the traditional sense. just let me live I’m so sick of reading posts bashing people like me#sorry that I have the lived experience of being a dyke and I’m into dykes who are into dykes.#sorry that I’m also kind of attracted to men but only men who will acknowledge and respect and be attracted to my masculinity.#everyone wants to support gender fluidity and sexuality fluidity until someone is actually being fluid lmfao like honestly!!!
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5 hours of sleep. Woke up, hearing is a touch wonky. Instant anxiety. Tried to go back to sleep, but couldn’t calm myself, so after an hour of darkness and tinnitus, I took a klonopin, then got anxious over how I only have 14 left. Was it worth it? Would I have been fine if I’d just gotten up and walked around? More things to worry about, but it is what it is. Then breakfast, more medications, and finally I am (mostly) centered. Off center, but still close enough to call it a good shot.
Littlest brother has a chess tournament today and I’m going to lend my outstanding emotional support. Got my little bag with a couple of books, a phone charger, and snacks. It’s going to be a long day of sitting, but I’m excited to see how he’ll do.
I always feel weird saying this, but feel free to send any asks to help me pass the time, but really, I’ll be hunky dory without them. Okay, I love you, bye.
#like I kneeeeeew it was a long shot that my new meds could ‘fix’ my ears#but it’s still a kick in the butthole to wake up to your ears being bad#trying not to dwell on it#this is literally all I post about now. I’m sorry. it’s tedious even for me.#’so don’t post about it.’ buddy baby my love I must I just gotta I got nothing else going on but bitching#I’m chill right now#I can hear. I just kinda have bad uhhhh what is it called… words are hard to understand maybe. there’s a real name for it but oh well#this chess tournament is going to be looooong#like maybe 10-12 hours. and it’s out of town so I’ll be stuck#stuck sounds harsh. I want to be there. I love supporting my bro.#it’s just gonna be a lot of sitting for my poor butt#maybe I can knock out a good chunk of Nona The Ninth if I can force myself to read today#it’ll be good. it’ll be a good day.#there are cows outside in their fields. it’s gonna be a good day.#you can ignore this#text
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people can talk about the mischaracterization of steddie without it directly being an attack on ur weird pretentious borderline proship fanfic just fyi (but if u take it that way then…. Well)
#is anyone gonna know what this very vague post is about. i hope so#not tagging it though#idk I just feel like. why are u complaining about people saying the mischaracterization of steve is a feminization issue that is almost#homophobic just bc u want to write him as “a pretty boy in makeup” . like write him however the fuck u want but ur not immune to criticism#like. no one is gatekeeping steddie from u or policing ur fics. people are pointing out genuine fandom issues with mlm ships.#if u feel personally victimized by that then sorry bro that’s totally on YOU#but write it! write him how u want! but that’s not steve anymore lmao#if u have to change his personality entirely to write him the way u like him then sorry lmao u don’t like him#but truly it’s like get off ur fucking high horse#no one gives a single fuck about what u do or don’t do#making 8000 posts about how fandom culture is “toxic” when they’re pointing out how YOU are a weirdo!#lmao#whatever#sorry I’m a hater again full force#should I tag it#let me know#if anyone even fucking reads this 😭😭😭#oh fuck it went in the tag anyway LMAOOO don’t let me get in fandom drama again I’m just mean
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We were doing a promotion today where dads got their tickets free and it was every bit as annoying as you might imagine
#ej.txt#one girl saw the promotion and asked me if she could get in for free bc her dad died#and I was like. bro I can’t do that I’m so sorry now it’s awkward for both of us#another lady asked if she could get in free because she’s a single mom#and people kept not telling me they were dads so I’d ring them up and then AFTER getting their receipt they’d be all#‘hey I was supposed to get in free I’m a dad’#you have to TELL ME dude I can’t read ur mind#so I started just asking everyone if they were a dad which was awkward#god. only 6 more weeks at this job.
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me reading angst vs. ne reading fluff
#Ao3#like Bro i have no reaction to Angst besides an occasional#UHGGHHH NO#but then when reading fluff it’s all too sweet and I start giggling and kicking my legs like a small child#Like if you want to find my weak spot give me something cute and happy#And I’ll be bawling on the floor#Give me something angsty#And I’ll be mostly silent besides my frustration and then occasional laughing#Listen angst be kinda funny sometimes I’m so sorry#Like when the character is suffering I just kinda#Pfft#…#haha#idk it’s just a thing for ne#Cartoons in pain is something I enjoy#I#ok bye#i feel like i look insane and I probably am to some degree
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having to wait for nausea to subside before taking anti-nausea medication is like. SO awful i wish it came in a patch
#emetophobia tw#nausea tw#i hate it here so bad bro#i know tube feeding is awful and not sustainable but sometimes i just feel like it would be so much easier#you don’t have to tell me that it wouldn’t be i’m aware but i hate feeling like this. i wish i could get everything from like. iv supps#sick tag#i’ll put this under a read more when i’m on my laptop sorry#just sitting at the table and quietly weeping LMFAO#which is goofy bc compared to some people this is sooo mild but i’m pathetic to my core tbh#there actually is an anti nausea patch but it’s short term unfortunately 😔
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