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Clois is so fun because it's two asshole bisexual besties playing romance chicken and WELL aware that they're ready to confess at any time but the other one has to go first. Lois will be like "if you're so obsessed with Bruce Wayne maybe you should just fuck him" as if she wouldn't shatter a glass in a seething jealous rage if someone else gets to kiss Clark before her. Whereas superbat is so fun because it's two asshole bisexual besties that are fully unaware that they're playing romance chicken and constantly 4 seconds away from declaring undying love. Clark will be like "I'm thinking of finally just going and admitting my feelings to the woman I love what do you think B?" And Bruce will be out loud like đđ but for the next. 72 hours he's like huh. Why am I sad.
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I was typing out "Dick Grayson and Bruce Wayne" while also thinking about your au and ended up typing Brice Wayne
I don't get it? That's like literally his name though? It's actually written "Brice Thomas Wayne" on his birth certificate. You're all good bby that's how it's spelled!
#all jokes#i love that you soeeled it brice#I'M IN YOUR HEAD#dc#batman#gotham#batfam#batfamily#dcu#bruce wayne#brice wayne
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What if circumstances got Lex Luthor and Bruce Wayne matched in a charity boxing match? Lex would realise Bruce was holding back and would go insane trying to goad Bruce into breaking bones, but a lifetime of holding back means Bruce never would, meanwhile Lex would have to smile for the cameras pretending he was having a jolly time.
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gotham knights may have its flaws (and a good few of them) but boy does the music slap
#dc#dc comics#nightwing#dick grayson#red hood#jason todd#robin#dc robin#tim drake#batgirl#oracle#dc oracle#barbara gordon#batman#brice wayne#gotham knights#Spotify
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Straight into the bat's wound
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This is based off of that one tiktok from @sorruna where itâs the audio from Spider-Man: Into the Spider-verse.
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Dick Grayson was a sneaky, intelligent little shit.
He was also dumb. These things are not mutually exclusive.
To this day, one of his best kept secrets- one of the many, many that he had now- was something heâd take to his grave.
Or to Jasonâs grave, at least.
Dick sat down and began telling the story to ears that would never truly hear it.
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Batmanâs voice rumbled behind him as Dick, in his Robin suit, stood blankly on top of a roof.
âI know you snuck out last night, Robin.â
Dick froze, train of thought about his dinner derailed. Holy busted, Batman! Quick! Play dumb!
âWhoâs Robin?â He asked, the years of performing in front of a large crowd coming to save his ass.
Not that dumb!
Batman sent him a dry look, reprimand already poised on his lips. Dick, however, was nothing but a good performer. Nay, a dedicated performer.
Quick! Do something out of character! He shouted at himself, panicking visibly. He stepped backwards, an idea appearing in his head. In his defense, it sounded like an amazing idea at the time. He had no idea it would blow up into a Justice League issue. If he had known⌠Dick would have lied better, probably. There was no way he was going to let B bench him for weeks!
âWho the fuck are you?!â He yelped. Dick apologized mentally to Alfred and his parents. Batman paused, stunned.
âThatâs my question. Who are you?!â Bruce asked, immediately hostile. His son doesnât curse. Well, not in any normal way anyways. Dick quickly backpedaled by yelling at him with a heavy Vlax dialect, missing his parents terribly as he screamed stranger danger in rudimentary Romany. After this, he was going to have to convince Bruce to get him a language tutor. He refused to forget one of the only ties he had left to his parents.
âWait, wait- youâre my son.â Bruce replied back, in perfect Romany. He looked more convinced but still skeptical.
âMy dad is a circus performer! Not a flying rat!â Dick screeched back. He couldnât help but feel touched about Bruce seeing him like a son.
âOy! Keep it down out there, you assholes! Some of us like our sleep, damn!â A random Gothamite screamed out of their window.
âYo, shut the fuck up! The vigilantes are helping to keep the rent low, motherfucker!â Another Gothamite shouted back.
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Needless to say, Bruce quickly brought Dick back to the cave- with precautions to make sure he didnât figure out where the Cave was if Dick was actually someone else.
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âYou would have loved it, Little Wing. B was running around like a headless chicken. The memory loss protocol was actually made because of me, you know.â Dick chuckled, sniffling as he talked to the carved gravestone.
It did not reply.
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The blood tests came back. Yeppers, Dick sarcastically thought, who woulda thought Iâm me?
Reinforcements were called in.
Meaning, Batgirl.
âWatch him while I contact Justice League Dark.â
âYou think itâs magic?â Barbara asked.
âYes. There was no one else near our vicinity that could affect Dick like this. He has no head wounds.â
âEesh. Okay, go. Iâll watch him.â
Bruce disappeared in his zeta tube, looking harried. So, to everyone thatâs not a Bat, he looked absolutely terrifying.
âWhat did you get yourself into now, Boy Wonder?â Barbara sighed. Dick was careful to keep any signs of recognition out of his face.
âStop calling me that! Where are my parents?!â He asked back. Barbara coughed and looked uncomfortably away.
Thatâs right, Babs. Iâm pulling out the orphan card. Feel bad. Dick hid his feral grin.
âTheyâre⌠uh, busy.â Busy being dead, Barbara thought, immediately wincing at her own thoughts. Apparently, Dick thought the excuse was lame too, and he sent her an incredulous look.
âWould you like refreshments, Master Dick?â
âWhat?â
Alfred held out some cookies on a platter, giving Babs a quelling look as she tried to reach for his share.
âOh, wow, these are really good!â Dick said as he shoveled cookies into his mouth. He tried to replicate the reaction he had when he tried these for the first time, and from Alfredâs satisfied look, Dick nailed it.
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âRobin doesnât remember who he is.â Batman rumbled as he all but dragged Zatanna and Constantine by the scuff of their jackets towards the zeta tubes.
âHey, wait-â
âWe have no time.â Batman snarled, tossing the two magic users into the zeta. He punched in the destination.
When they got there, he glared at the two magic users until they got into the cave.
âDamn, Bats. Really living up to your name, huh?â
âNot bad,â Zatanna said as she looked around.
âRobin,â Batman- Bruce- reminded them. He did a quick glance over to check on his kids, and found them satisfactorily uninjured. Though, Barbara was looking worse for wear. Bruce quickly found out why as she stalked to him.
âYou deal with him.â She muttered. âIâm going home.â
Bruce blinked and nodded. âGet home safe.â
Zatanna and Constantine followed Batman as he walked towards Robin. It was odd to see the normally laughing child frown.
âItâs you! The kidnapper! Where are my parents?!â
Bruce winced which, for him, was akin to a full body flinch and recoil. No wonder Barbara was so tired.
âFix it.â
âDonât get your knickers in a twist, Batsy.â Constantine grumbled.
âWell help, Batman. Though⌠Iâm not sure if he should be doing that.â
Bruce sharply turned his head back to where Dick was. Emphasis on was. Because now, heâs halfway up the giant dinosaur the Robin had insisted they keep.
âRobin, get down from there!â
âStranger Danger!â Dick hollered back.
Batman- Bruce Wayne- sighed.
âThatâs high level magic,â Zatanna hummed. âI canât feel anything, but I know for sure that he wonât die. Magic like that either dissipates naturally orâŚâ
âLasts forever,â Constantine finished.
Bruce groaned, shooting off a grappling line and swooping upwards to catch Dick as he fell from the giant dinosaur.
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âI pretended to get my memories back later,â Dick chuckled. âAnd pretended to forget the whole thing. Bruce was so relieved that I stopped knocking things over and trying to do cartwheels in high places that he totally forgot I snuck out.â
Dick patted the headstone.
âBut between you and me? Iâm pretty sure Alfred knew. I think B pissed him off that week.â
#yâall is the Romani language spelled Romany#idk if im reading that wrong but did you know the Vlad dialect is the most widespread?#nightwing#dick grayson robin#dick grayson#dick graysonâs gaslight gatekeeper girl boss moment#Bruce Wayne#Batman#Batman and the trials of parenthood#google what to do when your vigilante child seems to have forgotten that heâs a vigilante#Batman using the magic Justice League like a wiki how#minors angst disguised as crack#also my favorite thing to write is brice and dick coping by talking to graves#but not actually talking to the graveâs owner who is actually alive#dick gets better about it#Bruce? not really#English is the fucking worst#Jason Todd#jason Toddâs grave
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Y'all remember when men were hot?
..... yeah
#I'm sure we have all seen the hottay that JD was#young Tom Cruise is my hall pass and my one true love#he has my heart in entirety#when I say Ben Affleck is THE most accurate Batman#I also mean how he would have been a killer playboy Brice Wayne if he was casted for a young batman because that FACE CARD#Brosnan is THE James Bond because of that face alone. argue with the wall.#Leo.... Do I even need to say anything?#If Darth Vader then why hot? :(#LeBlanc really made someone as dumb (but adorkable) as Joey attractive to my nerdsexual ass by the sheer power of that lethal visage.#Cillian Murphy. I rest my case milord.#Brad pitt is the picture you get as an example when you search up âsexyâ in a dictionary#That JAWLINE is enough for Tyler durden's both personalities.#Keanu Reeves *sighs*#90s actors#2000s actors#90s aesthetic#90s#2000s#hayden christensen#keanu reeves#ben affleck#pierce brosnan#leonardo dicaprio#brad pitt#tom cruise#johny depp#matt leblanc#cillian murphy#attractive#handsome
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Lil Wayne & 2 Chainz Debate The GOAT Producer, Mixtape & Diss Song
Lil Wayne and 2 Chainz continue to promote their "Welcome 2 Collegrove" album. The 2 sat down with Complex's "GOAT Talk" to discuss some of their favorite artist.
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#Lil Wayne#2 Chainz#Welcome 2 Collegrove#Complex#Goat#Talk#Young Money#Cash Money#Interview#Brice Davis#Rap#Music#Hip Hop#Youtube
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ÂżCrees en dios?⌠âThem: The Scareâ
Corre el aĂąo 1991 y la detective Dawn Reeve tiene un caso nuevo a su cargo, el espantoso asesinato de una madre de acogida que estremece hasta los detectives mĂĄs duros. Dawn estĂĄ decidida a detener al asesino, pero deberĂĄ recorrer Los Ăngeles durante una ĂŠpoca turbulenta, con una ciudad al borde del caos. A medida que se acerca a la verdad, algo inquietante se apodera de ella y su familia.
Estreno: 25 de abril de 2024 en Prime Video.
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Esta entrega cuenta con las actuaciones de Deborah Ayorinde, Pam Grier, Luke James, Joshua J. Williams, Jeremy Bobb, Iman Shumpert, Carlito Olivero, Charles Brice, Wayne Knight, entre otros.
#Them: The Scare#Ellos: Terror#Deborah Ayorinde#Pam Grier#Luke James#Joshua J. Williams#Jeremy Bobb#Iman Shumpert#Carlito Olivero#Charles Brice#Wayne Knight#Series#Prime Video
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Oh my gosh! A Vlad redemption arc because he's simping over Bruce??? Yes, please!!! I need this so much, I almost might write it myself next week when I'm on holiday!! This is beautiful.
Bruce was busy sweet talking yet another heiress at the gala when he felt a tug at his suit. He looked down to see a child very reminisce of his own brood.
The child looked up at him with big blue eyes and asked, "Do you have games on your phone?"
#dc x dp#dp x dc#dpxdc#dcxdp#danny fenton#bruce wayne#vlad masters redemption arc#danny still gets turned into a halfa but runs straight to uncle vlad about it#vlad uses this to finally get custody of the kids and they're happy about it#no anti ecto acts either because Batman steps in from the get go#i really want Jason and Danny to be chaos friends who just want to go to school and learn#but also to cause bruce and vlad to go grey from stress#better relationship between dick and brice because of this
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Rumors
Pairing: Bruce Wayne x fem!reader (no specific characterization, but he wears the eye makeup from The Batman)
Summary: Gotham has shared rumors about you and Bruce for years, and Bruce finally decides to do something about them.
Warnings: none, I think! it's mostly fluff
Word Count: 2.5k+ words
Inspired by Rumor by Lee Brice + Battinson's eye makeup
A/N: I just found this and have no idea how long ago I wrote it. I edited it, but hopefully it's decent!
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Itâs late; the sun disappeared hours ago, and the pale moonlight took its place. This is when Gotham looks its prettiest, with no bright light to shine on the dark alleys, dirty streets, and criminals lurking around corners. But this is also when Gotham is at its worst. No one knows that more than you and Bruce Wayne.
Everyone in Gotham, you included, has tried to label the relationship you have with the billionaire, but no one seems to be able to decide on a suitable title; youâre too close to be colleagues, not close enough to be partners, friends seems to be too little, but in a relationship feels like a stretch. No matter what the tabloids call the two of you from week to week, youâre constant. Never apart for more than a day or two, Gothamâs prince and his seemingly dearest friend are seen together far more often than you are seen apart.
Your eyes burn as you force them to stay open, clicking the mouse to read another article in the Journal of the American Medical Association. Youâre not a doctor and never wanted to be, but it seems to be the only thing able to hold your attention and keep you awake. Somewhere above you, in Wayne Manor, a grandfather clock rings, signaling the beginning of the witching hour. The police scanners have been quiet for several minutes, and the walkie-talkie beside your cell phone is silent. Your head turns toward the garage entrance as you stop scrolling through the abstract for an article about obstructive sleep apnea. Your attention is captured by the familiar sound of the Batmobile rumbling in the night. The engine idles for a moment before silence reclaims the cave, the headlights dimming and allowing the peaceful darkness to overtake the night again.
âQuiet night?â you ask quietly, your voice carrying to not disturb the rare peacefulness surrounding you.
âYeah,â the gruff voice of Batman responds.
He lifts his tired arms to remove his cowl, sets it on the desk, and flits his eyes across the computer screen before they land on you. Baby blues scan up and down your frame before finding your face as if you were the one who had been in danger all night; as if you could have been injured sitting in the plush office chair and reading medical journals.
âAlfred left your dinner in the fridge if youâre hungry,â you say, smiling softly as you stand.
You lift your hand and push Bruceâs hair off his forehead, a sigh escaping his lips at the contact. Itâs been too long since someone touched him like this, even though you did so just this morning before his business meeting.
ââM not hungry,â he says, his voice returned to normal. Bruce, not Batman.
âYou should get some sleep.â
âSo should you.â
âAfter you.â
He carefully removes his suit, places it on its stand in the Batcave, now donning sweatpants and a t-shirt, looking much softer than he had mere minutes ago. You take his hand and lead him to the elevator, leaning against the rail as it takes you up into Wayne Manor, opening into a dark hallway. Bruce takes the lead, expertly navigating his home and entering his bedroom, his hand never leaving yours.
âBruce,â you say, tugging his hand as he makes a beeline for his bed. âYour eyes.â
âRight,â he sighs, releasing your hand and moving to the bathroom.
You follow him silently, laying your hand atop his own as you gently pull a washcloth from his fingers. Nodding at him, you gesture toward the closed toilet, which he sits down on, and tilt his head up slightly. After wetting the washcloth and grabbing the gentle skin cleanser from his cabinet, you move to stand before him, unsurprised when his hands find your hips and pull you closer, now standing between his legs. The silence surrounding the two of you is never uncomfortable but a relief from the stresses and pains of daily life in Gotham. As you raise the washcloth, he closes his eyes. You gently wipe the excess makeup from his skin before adding the cleanser and watching the color lift off his skin. With each gentle stroke of the washcloth, he looks more like Bruce Wayne.
âDone,â you whisper, stepping away from him and rinsing the black product from the washcloth.
âThank you,â he says lowly, standing and wrapping his arms around your waist, his chest pressed to your back as he drops his chin to your shoulder. âFor everything.â
You smile at him in the mirror before leading him to bed, not arguing when he asks you to lay with him. The comfort of someone you care about by your side all night is unlike any other.
The first Wayne Charity Gala since the murder of Thomas and Martha is officially underway. Gotham officials and citizens have been eagerly and impatiently counting the days since the announcement several weeks ago. You spearheaded the planning, running constant interference between Bruce Wayne and picky Wayne Enterprises partners. The gala was planned to the minute, not a detail forgotten. Bruce had agreed to make a public entrance on the condition he had a table to himself, a wish that was quickly granted. The ballroom is now filled with people, co-planners talking in the earpiece you wear as you survey everything from the corner.
âWe need more champagne in section 7,â you say into your microphone.
âOn it,â a response sounds immediately. Several servers carrying full trays exit the kitchen and move to their assigned sections.
You begin making laps around the room, sticking to shadows and corners, politely greeting guests as you met them. The gala begun twenty minutes ago, and the building was already nearing maximum occupancy. The entertainment has yet to begin, waiting for the mayor, Bruce Wayne, and several other prominent Gothamites to arrive. The roar of paparazzi from outside the large double doors signals the arrival of one of these people. All eyes are on the door as they open yet again and everyone watches the mayor enter and greet her fellow citizens. Shortly after, the man of the hour makes his grand entrance. Bruce's dark hair is styled, and a new navy suit adorns his strong figure. He shakes hands with a fake smile plastered on his face as he makes his way to his table near the back door. Relief washes across his face as he reaches it, conversing briefly with a Wayne Enterprises associate before she is called away. You watch him with a smile, still listening to the gala workers in your ear.
âThe mayor will be on stage in two minutes,â someone alerts.
âPerfect. After her speech, escort the entertainment to the stage,â you respond.
After a short detour to ensure the backstage area is to Wayne Enterprisesâ standards, you are surprised to see Bruce Wayneâs table empty. The mayor approaches the stage, the chatter in the room quieting as people find their seats. You walk around a pillar and nearly run into a waiter. You apologize as you step backward and hit someoneâs chest. Strong arms wrap around your waist, keeping you upright and away from the floor.
âI apologize,â you say as you separate yourself from your savior, nodding to the waiter before he returns to the kitchen. âMay I get you anything?â you ask as you turn to face the man who had caught you. Oh.
âYou could take a break. Join me at my table. I do have a plus one,â Bruce replies with a smile.
âActually, you donât. You waived it when you only RSVPâd for yourself,â you retort playfully.
âI donât think theyâll mind,â he whispers conspiratorially.
âMr. Wayne, I have work to do.â
âFive minutes. You canât honestly tell me you donât want a break from those heels.â
âAs right as you are, there is a lot of press in here; youâre dealing with enough headlines right now.â
You peek around the corner and see the lights dimming.
âYou need to get back out there,â you say, gently pushing him toward his table.
He catches your wrist gently and asks, âFind me when you get a chance?â
âIf you havenât ditched by the time I get a break, I will find you,â you promise.
He smiles and nods before returning to his table. You continue your rounds during the mayorâs speech and the beginning of the entertainment show. Concerns from the staff lead you to the kitchen, where you decide to open another box of the expensive champagne and begin serving dessert early. Many laps later, the gala is winding down as guests begin leaving, and the entertainment thanks the audience before they exit the stage. Within an hour, only a few guests remain, and the cleaning staff is waiting for them to leave to begin cleanup. You cross the room to gather the guest books from each table.
âYou know how to plan a gala. I should let you do it more often,â a familiar voice says from behind you.
You smile as you turn to face Bruce. âNo,â you protest softly as he tries to take the books from your arms. âYouâre a guest.â
He tilts his head before looking around the room. âAs the only one, I think itâs okay.â
You look around too, and notice the last guests are gone. You wave to alert the cleaning crew theyâre ready to begin. As they enter the ballroom, Bruce uses the distraction and gently takes the guest books from you.
âCâmon, letâs get out of here,â Bruce says, offering his free arm to you.
âI was going to stay and-â
âYouâve done more than enough, letâs go,â Bruce implores.
You disconnect your earpiece to leave them in the staff dressing room to be picked up in the morning. The guest books are placed aside to be cataloged and used for thank-you cards next week. After, Bruce leads you to his car, opens the passenger door, and helps you in before getting in himself. He drives back to Wayne Manor in comfortable silence, parks in the main garage, and leads you to one of the many guest rooms.
âThere should be clothes in the closet, help yourselfâ Bruce says as he turns on the light.
You open the closet and see everything from pajamas to work clothes to evening gowns, and it is all your size. âWhat is all this?â you ask, turning to look at Bruce.
âAlfred and I thought that since you spend so much time here and do so much for us, you deserved your own space,â he explains with a shrug.
âYou didnât have to-â you interrupt yourself with a yawn - âdo all this.â
âWe wanted to. Get changed and meet me in the bathroom.â
You change before entering the bathroom, as requested. Bruce gestures to a soft chair at the vanity, and you sit down, looking up at him as he approaches you.
âMy turn to return the favor.â He smiles before removing makeup from your face with soft touches. Pleased with the success of the makeup wipe, he turns and procures a wet washcloth, wetting your skin before he applies face wash and gently rubs it into your skin. After he rinses the face wash off, he picks up a brand-new bottle of your favorite moisturizer and applies it to your face and neck before wiping his hands on a separate towel. âNeed anything else?â he asks.
âThat was way more than I did for you,â you mumble sleepily.
âYou do more for me than you realize,â Bruce states. âLetâs go to bed.â
âI need a plus one to the gala,â Bruce says as he enters your new office.
âOkay, Mr. Wayne,â you answer, pulling up the gala attendance list on your computer. âWho should I put down? Ms. Kyle?â
Bruce pinches his eyebrows together briefly before shaking his head. âNo. I wrote it down to ensure you understand.â
He hands you a card, watching with a smile as you read your name.
âMr. Wayne, Iâm planning and working the gala, I canât-â
âPick someone else to run this one. You can still plan it, but I want you to come with me. If you agree, of course.â
âIâd love to. What about the press? Arenât you worried about what theyâll say?â
âNot a bit. So, do I have a date?â
âYou do, Mr. Wayne,â you answer with a smile.
âPerfect.â Bruce returns your smile, and you know you made the right choice.
You get ready for the gala at Wayne Manor. After choosing one of the gowns from the closet Bruce prepared for you, you gratefully accept Doryâs help with your hair and makeup.
Bruce knocks on your door, and you take a deep breath before opening it. He stares at you for a moment before clearing his throat.
âYou look beautiful,â he says.
âThank you. You look very handsome,â you respond.
Upon arriving at the gala, Bruce takes your hand as you both walked through the hordes of press and into the venue.
âYou outdid yourself,â Bruce whispers, looking at the elaborate decorations and settings.
You smile, squeezing his hand gently as he leads you toward your table, never releasing your hand as he speaks to several people. After excusing himself, he asks you to dance. You stare up at him, dumbfounded that Bruce Wayne just asked you to dance. He pulls you against his side without waiting for an answer and leads you to the dance floor.
âBruce, you know all the rumors are going to start again, right?â you ask as he places a hand on your hip and takes your hand in his other. Your hand raises to his shoulder while your eyes stay trained on his, unwilling to look around and see all the people staring.
âWhat if they werenât rumors this time?â Bruce asks, leading the dance.
âWhat do you mean?â
âThere have been rumors going around for years about me and you. Stirring up Gothamâs richest and criminals alike. Tell me why we are the only ones trying to deny this feeling. I feel it.â
âI do too,â you assure him softly.
âSo, we can shut them down, I can shift the attention of the reporters,â Bruce begins. âOr⌠we could make it true.â
âDo you want to keep them talking or make them stop?â you counter.
Bruce doesnât answer, finishing the dance. As the music fades, you drop your hands, but Bruce adjusts his grip on your waist and pulls you into a kiss that captures everyoneâs attentions. Cameras flash, paparazzi yell, and Wayne Enterprises employees whisper to one another as several pay up for long-standing bets. Gotham knows what to call us know, you think.
You pull back first, and Bruce rests his forehead against yours.
âMaybe that will keep their focus of Batman for a few days,â he murmurs.
âOne rumor at a time, Bruce.â
#bruce wayne x reader#bruce wayne oneshot#bruce wayne fic#bruce wayne imagine#bruce wayne#dc comics x reader#dc comics fic#fem!reader#hanna writesâŻ
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OH OH but imagine (in like some sort of straight venomous alternative universe) where the reader besides âhandleâ penguin dirty job also sings but like â¨sings⨠i am picturing it like suki waterhouse or maybe florence and the machines you know like that kind of ethereal voice. And while the boys plan the whole âi love you so i wanna keep you in a tiny cristal cage to watch over youâ they go to penguins bar in their civilian identity EVERY SINGLE NIGHT just to see her sing.
Bonus points if the darling is in cocktail dresses/a tight suit. Like imagine this
While investigating the reader to get to know what her life is like Bruce finds out she works for penguin and in fear that she might be in danger goes as Billionare Playboy Bruce Wayne just to test the waters and so when he arrives at the bar he hears a lot of people talking about penguis new adquisition
The lights start to go down
The voices fade into whispers
And a voice that belongs to the lead guitarist introduces the reader AND BOOM
Bruce is starstruck when the reader appears in the scenario with a tight black dress and is nothing like he has ever seen. Just when the show is over Brice realizes he is not the only one there, Jason is on the front row with what appears to be flowers,Dick is cheering and clapping begging for another song, Tim just recorded the whole thing (he likes to listen her voice when he sleeps) and Damian
Well Damian acts like itâs nothing special but in reality he is just as enamored as his siblings and father. And thats when they start showing up to every presentation (when they dont have patrol) sometimes is just Jason (we know baby boy would NEVER miss one), sometimes he is with Dick, Tim prefers to come alone just like Damian (they can enjoy the view better). Some other time the 5 man showed up really early so they can have front row seats
I adore this ask so much!! I've had a similar idea based around the burlesque movie soundtrack because her voice fits the vision so much like the batfam would fall for her at different performances ughhhh so tasty thank you for sending this in
#yandere blog#anon submission#yananswers#yandere x reader#yandere x y/n#yandere#yandere batfamily#yandere batfam#yandere batfamily x reader#yandere dc imagine#yandere dc x reader#yandere dc
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DC Headcanon thing?
Superman hasn't figured out who Batman & all the Bat kids are yet. He just wants the kids to be safe and taken care of, their identity isn't too important. But one thing Superman does know is that Batman loves those kids, and wouldn't let anything hurt them.
Bruce, knowing this, has to pretend to mistreat his gaggle of orphans so that Superman doesn't do the math and out them. Seeing this, Clark Kent starts writing shit-talking articles about what a bad dad Bruce Wayne is to those orphans. While also writing articles about how amazing Batman is to his little bat family.
The bat kids give statements to Clark. As the Batkids they say Batman loves them, he's a great father and there very happy together. Then they email him as Brice Wayne's orphan's and are like, "Holy shit Bruce Wayne is super shitty to us!" Then laugh their asses off when Bruce has to cancel a night of crime fighting because he has to go on 'Gotham Tonight' and defend himself from abuse allegations from Clark Kent.
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I'd imagine Jason struggling to except how deeply Bruce cared for him especially from how he had been acting recently towards his dad. And excepting how deeply his death affected those around him. Dick included.
Imagine his regret apon knowing he can't tell his dad that he's there, that he forgives him, that he loves him.
His frustration at himself and his situation for not being able to hug his dad or give Alfred confort with being alive.
Hating having to watch as Dick yells with tears in his eyes at Bruce, breaking down second after second because he blame himself, hates himself, in not being a good elder brother because he-Jason Todd, the second Robin, the adopted son of Bruce Wayne, the younger brother of Dick Grayson, Bruce Wayneâs Ward- died.
Cursing himself and the world for forcing him to watch the life and mental stability of his family, the people he loves, collapse. Steadily but rapidly.
I feel like a really good fan fiction idea is Jason Todd, who dies but becomes a ghost for the six months before he resurrects and is stuck to 'haunting' Bruce.
He watches as his dad mourns him, tries to kill Joker but is stopped because of international laws and Superman and his moral code.
He watches as Batman becomes darker, more unrestrained, rougher, crueler in response to loosing his son and towing closer to that line he swore to never cross.
Watching as his father flings himself into danger headfirst with no precaution to his safety, to take out thugs and criminals gruesomely, almost as if he wishes to be the one to not make it out.
Watching as his dad shuts himself from everyone, Dick, Alfred, the public etc.
He watches as Bruce blames himself for his death, for being the catalyst for the entire thing.
All the while Jason gets over the fact that Bruce couldn't save him, maybe gets over the fact that Batman couldn't kill the Joker, but becomes really, really mad with Bruce on how reclusive and angry Bruce had become and how he couldn't get over his (Jason Todd's) death.(maybe he is mad at himself for dying and not being able to hug his dad or fight crime with batman?)
And when he finally crawls up from his grave. All he can say is 'Bruce, dont be sad. I'm okay.' Or 'Dad?' But slurred and broken due to the brain damaged from bleeding into the brain and asphyxiation.
#jason yelling at Batman to stop when hes punching already downed thug further into the pavement#crying and yelling at his dad unabke to do anything as he almost gets killed night after night with no rest#yelling 'ill hate you if you keep doing this!' in attempts to stop Bruce but brice cant hear him because Jason is a ghost and he is dead.#text post#batfam fanfic#fanfic ideas#batfam fanfic ideas#jason todd#robin jason todd#bruce wayne#batman#batdad#whump#dc comics#death in the family
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@skulld3mort-1fan replied to your post âPERSONAL ASSISTANT DANNY AU!!! Amity Park has a...â:
Question is this before brice adopted dick or after ?? Is this when he has either jason or tim?? Cause this could be hilarious that they see Danny as Bruce keeper by how he manages to get him to his next schedule despite the amount of bullshit he's gone through and they all love the man cause he manages to be able to scold bruce as well as has Alfred's respect ( this can also slowly build to bruce x Danny thered very few of them and I really want to find some other )
âI think there's potential for the AU during any section of Bruce's life! It'd be funny to see 40-something year old Bruce with a massive gaggle of kids and is also secretly a hardened vigilante, city cryptid, and recognized founder of the Justice League to be manhandled by some 25-year-old recent graduate that looks like he weighs a hundred pounds soaking wet.
However, I think for this AU I'm leaning more towards Danny and Bruce being around the same age. (I've already discussed my thoughts on a possible romantic relationship for them here if you're interested)
So to set the scene:
Bruce is around 25/26 when he returns to Gotham and is intent to regain his position as CEO and majority shareholder of his parents' company while also setting himself up as The Batman. The former he accomplishes with all the pizzazz and efficiency of Elle Woods from Legally Blonde (because you can't convince me that a competent Brucie Wayne isn't just Elle Woods). But the board members still underestimate Bruce. They think he's too young, too inexperienced, and honestly? He's been gone from the face of the earth for years so they just have no idea how to deal with Bruce. And if there's one thing businessmen don't like (other than losing money), it's uncertainty.
They pressure Bruce into getting a PA because "Well, Mr. Wayne you've been gone from Gotham for so long, there's so much you need to catch up on. A PA would do wonders in keeping you organized!" It's honestly just a very thinly veiled excuse to get someone to spy on Bruce. Bruce can't figure out a way to get out of it, so he's forced to go along. He rejects ever applicant that came at the recommendation of most of his Board, and while it would be great to hire someone from Gotham, this is the era before Wayne Enterprises gained its shiny and clean personality, and there's no telling if any of these applicants have been bribed by one party or another.
Surprisingly, the answer to his problems came from a business meeting with Vlad Masters.
"If you're still looking, I'd like to recommend a candidate," Vlad said. "He's the son of some good friends of mine and had worked as my own PA for some time. He's quite good." Bruce nearly missed Vlad mutter 'almost too good' under his breath, but didn't remark on it.
"Oh? Why are you handing him to the competition then?"
"Ah, the two of us had some...differences. And the boy's at that age where he wants to see more of the world. So, why not Gotham? I'll send you his resume. Just think on it."
Despite Bruce's suspicions, there wasn't anything sketchy that he could dig up on Danny Fenton. Besides, Vlad Masters was notorious in guarding his privacy, and if he recommended Fenton, well, Bruce could at least count on him not getting bribed by anyone.
#PA Danny AU#dpxdc#hope you don't mind commenter that i replied on a separate post. this is a side blog after all
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This was THE MOMENT
#dc comics#dc#superman#clark kent#lois lane#batman#bruce wayne#justice legue#always reminding brice and clark arrle friends not just workmates
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