#brb screaming into a fucking pillow

[lucawrites11]

what about friday's match made sarina think YOU KNOW WHAT LET'S DO THE EXACT SAME FUCKING THING??

like i know the goals that were conceded were good goals almost impossible defend but england were slow on the ball, poor in possession, failed to create chances, failed to get players in the box and failed to hold up the ball enough to string a couple of fucking passes together IT'S A JOKE there needs to be a tactical shift and speed introduced to the starting xi

[wistfulwatcher]

EMILY & HOTCH DANCING in 7.24 RUN

[anyasathenaeum]

Listen, I don’t have a type.

*sweating a lil* I swear, I don’t have a type, it’s just-

*sweating profusely* I MAY HAVE A TYPE OKAY MAYBE JUST MAYBE HAVE MERCY

[hurremsultanns]

I *love* finding out that even though I have told my parents that I don't want to be a member of a certain political party they have yet again renewed my registration for it.

[byanyan]

What kind of herb are you?

Dandelion

You grew up too fast and all you know is the calluses on your fists and the thousand invisible scars that you pretend don't ache. Your anger burns so bright, so hot or maybe not at all, so deep you could never tell it was there. You are yours and you will defend that to the death after so many years of being ripped apart and denied your own agency and maybe you are still facing the bastards who stole your innocence but you will survive because that's the only thing you know how to do without breaking, the only thing you know besides protect, protect, protect, protect, yourself or sometimes those few others you claim as yours. You are a thousand sharp edges but impenetrable, a traumatized child so covered by thorny armor that you promised yourself you're grown now, you're stronger than anyone who has ever hurt you. You're safe. Nothing will ever hurt you again. You're so alone though sometimes, in a world that sees you as too much or too broken or too angry or too hurt, and you want to scream with the too-much of it, prove that you're okay, that you're self-reliant, that you are strong enough to stake your claim on your body, on your mind, on your heart, on your people, and protect it from any who dare take it away from you. You are the sea in tempest, a howling sky, a tsunami in motion, a force of nature, no matter how much you sometimes yearn to be still, to be safe, to be small. You are a dandelion, stubborn and determined to grow in the rockiest of soil, and bloom again in spring.

tagged by:ㅤ@violetgleams ♡♡♡

[too-many-rooks]

Terrible day at work. Just abysmally bad. The kind of full-disassociation-at-the-bus-stop-staring-into-space-like-a-shell-shocked-trench-soldier bad day. Not crying on the bus being was a major victory.

[worth-the-chaos]

Guys I fucked up my opportunity for a meet cute with the boy I think is super cute (that I haven’t talked to yet). Fuck.

[thetardisisnotourdivision]

When you love someone so much but you're almost certain that they don't reciprocate but you can't stop looking for signs and there MIGHT be something there but maybe you're just seeing things and you just adore them and can't stop thinking about them and you want to tell them you love them so badly and kiss them and take them on dates and spend the rest of your life with them but you can't risk ruining what you have and

Because

Yeah

[nordarknessdimsthesky]

A linguistic analysis of tumblr hyperbole in the tags

This post expands my previous analysis of hyperbolic reactions to cluster tags by themes. There were too many themes, some of them overlapping, to create a cohesive graph. Instead, I present several overarching themes from a data set of 50 tags observed and documented in various corners of tumblr.

1. Feeling Normal™️

Tags within this cluster profess Normal feelings (read: extreme excitement, enthusiasm, obsession, derangement, etc.).

#mmmmrrrghuhhhhghhh #I'm so normal about it teehee #absolutely not rending my clothing #feeling very normal and not feral at all #i will simply never recover #gif sets sent to personally destroy me #i can't cope #the eyes #i'm a puddle #i am INCONSOLABLE #i am DISTRAUGHT #IM NOT OKKAAAAAAYYYYYY #FEELING TOTALLY ONE HUNDRED PERCENT NORMAL

2. Feralness

The following data points conjure animalistic behavior. There’s a non-zero amount of biting and chewing involved.

#chomping biting barking #biting my arms off #rattling my cage #[incoherent biting noises] #chewing glass #chewing through wood #*shaking the bars of my enclosure* HELLO!!!!!!!! #climbing the walls #biting gnawing chewing #im gonna rip off my front door and eat it

3. Noisy Emotional Outbursts

These tags encompass crying, screaming, yelling, and other loud reactions.

# shaking sobbing crying #SCREAMIIIING BANGING MY HEAD ON THE WALL #*no thoughts only wailing* #i am SOBBING #IM CRYING LIKE A BITCH #*just fucking yelling* #S C R E A M #screeching into a pillow #brb sobbing for 5-7 business years

4. Throwing

All of these tags except the last one involve being thrown instead of throwing things. I, personally, am entertained by the range of places/situations people are throwing themselves into.

#i am going to THROW MYSELF into the SEA #hurl me into the sea #hurl me into the sun #trebuchet me into the sun #hurl me straight at europa #vent me out of an airlock #slam me against a wall #put me in a box and throw me down the stairs #throwing myself into traffic you know? #just defenestrate me already #defenestrate me #absolutely hurl me through plate glass #i'm going to start tossing furniture

5. Bodily Harm

There’s a good deal of overlap with the previous theme. Nearly all of the tags involving throwing would result in varying degrees of bodily harm. Here are the tags outside of the Throwing subgroup.  

#im going to throw upppppp #tearing my hair out #banging my head against the wall #SCREAMIIIING BANGING MY HEAD ON THE WALL #biting my arms off #microwaving myself #crumple me up and microwave me

6. Absurdism

My personal favorite cluster. The imagery conjured and resulting comedic hyperbole is just [chef’s kiss].

#im gonna rip off my front door and eat it #crumple me up and microwave me #put me in a box and throw me down the stairs #defenestrate me #absolutely hurl me through plate glass

7. Keysmashes

These tags center less around meaning and more around style, so they form the last group. A handful of these could fall under Noisy Emotional Outbursts because they represent reaction noises. In my linguistic judgment, keysmashing increases the hyperbole – consider augh versus aughfhghghghhh – the latter reads as prolonged and more intense emotionally.

#aghdjakgsjadhjaka * #hrhrhrhgnnnghhhhh #aughfhghghghhh #mmmmrrrghuhhhhghhh #I'm so normal about it teehee #waughfhghghh #oughhhhghghhh

*one digression in a friend discord server was how people interpret keysmashes in their minds. Some hear the first couple letters and then some sputtering, others hear static. It’s a common joke that you need a minor in linguistics to understand conversations in this friend group. Such is the nature of things when the chaos linguist energy is strong.

[windswhispvrs]

𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐑𝐄 𝐇𝐀𝐃 𝐁𝐄𝐄𝐍 𝐀 time when her vision had been clouded by her own denial -- that their little girl was gone. amara would cling to the memories with every ounce of her being, no matter how much such force left her fingers battered and bruised. how purple they became. ignorance is a brutal yet beautiful monster -- hanging its glamor over her eyes before she could even blink. it had always been better this way, when she was alone. no one to shield from the horror stories of the world, no one to save from themselves. and yet, the loneliness she had come to know so well had not just managed to overcome her -- but render her unable to speak of its existence.

while it may not have shown in her words ( in true fashion -- out of her own self-preservation ), today, it showed in her actions. for so many years luke and amara's unity had stood stronger than any wall of brick and mortar, any iron of steel. in the days after she had set the papers that damned them on the antique kitchen table, amara followed the same path she had tread down her entire life: swallow it. swallow down the pain until your throat runs dryer than sandpaper, until you are gasping for air, choking on all the things you've done, the mistakes you've made. the pain will go away eventually.

temporary anguish for hopefully permanent salvation. even if hope may be a fools game, the reflex has become engrained with her, woven into the fabric of her being.

the man who stood across from her felt so familiar -- dare she say it -- like returning home. perhaps what scared her the most was that she had never had a true home before. there are times she thinks back to the trailer where she spent the formative years of her life, the one she had tried so desperately to hide from him, hide from jessica. and while it is the inhabitants who make a home, she had found some kind of twisted comfort in the thought of it meeting its demise. a trial by fire. roaches. it had never been a home to her, nothing more than a dilapidated set of four walls littered with the shards of her childhood.

something in her hates how scared he is to approach her, but the thought is quickly swept away when she reminds herself that such a reaction is her doing. it is she who pushed him out to sea. while the effects of the passage of time have made themselves known, so much of him remains untouched. the same stance. the way his eyes wrinkle at the edges as he squints. when you succumb to devotion, when it's broken -- you're left with the reminder that you've learned to love absolutely everything about its subject. even the things that seem so simple, the minute details.

what do you think she'd be up to nowadays? the question tortures her more than she cared to admit. her subconscious would construct timeline after timeline that would never come true. " i- " amara begins, hand coming to rest over her heart, as she did in times where she missed her daughter the most. she would live forever there. " i just hope she would be better than us. better than we ever were. " five years. five years of missed birthdays, holidays, successes and failures. something in her cracks open all over again when she thinks about their last conversation, knowing what she knows now...

" nothing feels right without her. "

Walking with purposeful slowness from the parking lot to the gravesite, Luke thinks how unfair it is that time continues to pass after the most important people in your life die.

Five years. Had it really only been five years? He thinks about five years, considers how in such a short amount of time he and Amara had met Jessica for the first time, watched her eyes open and recognize them, learn to laugh and talk and walk and decide her favorite color. That time moved so quickly, but now that she was gone, the days felt only like...waiting. Waiting until the day he could see her again.

Amara is already here: he'd seen her car in the parking lot, but now he sees her standing by the tombstone, holding a bouquet. He's nervous - he considers that maybe their meeting is a bad idea and he expects to dread the sight of her, but the closer he gets, Luke realizes that his love for Amara is as strong as ever, even after everything. Perhaps grief was good for putting things in perspective.

Luke comes to stand alongside her, tries not to disrupt but he startles her just with crunching of grass underfoot. He puts his hands in the pockets of his jeans, braces his shoulders against the sudden cold, and ducks his head in a little nod. "Yeah," he answers after a long moment, and his voice wants to break too, but he pulls it together. A mother's grief needed its space; no matter how painful this was for him, it had to be leagues worse for her. "What do you think she'd be up to nowadays?"

[for-a-longlongtime]

CALLING ALL THE BISEXUALS

it appears we have been summoned

by the bi lighting*

to come look at him

LOOKIT.

Stop it he's so fucking beautiful

i can't even stand it anymore

brb need to go scream in a pillow

(* bisexual lighting is a cinematic/art thing, yes)

ty @magpiepills for the line 'summoning the bisexuals', I just had to make a post with it 💜

(I'm not defining him ok, I'm just pointing out the bat signal for all of us bi's here on Tumblr so don't come for me, just enjoy the pretty picture)

honary mention to @immarocketman because i swear to god I had to take a second look, for a moment i thought it was one of your gorgeous Din paintings!

[ohsc]

nsfw headcanons you ask? don’t mind if i do :) LMAO

sam and a spit kink…. LISTEN, it won’t leave my mind and i just can not stop thinking about messy dirty make-out sessions omfg i need to be PUT DOWN

and dean? to me, personally, would fuckin LOVE his partner riding him, just the position and even just thigh riding he’d fucking EAT IT UP like he’d be smug as hell with his partner using him to get off while he just sits there, encouraging but also like ‘aw, you need help?’ like 😵‍💫🙂‍↕️

i’ve thought about this too much bc i’m ovulating IS THAT TMI AHSJDKSJS IDK 😭

SAM AND A SPIT KINK AKDJWKFKE AAGH BRB SCREAMING INTO MY PILLOW YES

honestly feel like sam loves like getting filthy with sex when he gets into it, like messy make outs and spit ( @sammyluvr put the idea of him being turned on by his partner drooling into my head and i can’t get it out) and i mean. i think it’s a solid agreement across the entire fandom that he likes to eat his partner out and he gets messy with it literally like a starved man. also feel like he’s the type to like cum on his partner’s belly/chest because the sight drives him CRAZY

AND YES THAT IS LITERALLY DEAN AODJWD OH MY GOD listen that man low-key LOVES being on the bottom he loves being ridden like gripping onto his partners hips and getting to look up at them and kiss at their chest and neck and YES he’s such a smug asshole he’d be teasing the ENTIRE time

ilysm destiny i need to go take a cold shower now 😵‍💫😵‍💫

[toomuchracket]

i want to suck the skin off that mans dick so bad rn (ross) hes so im so. need him to fuck my face. be his cum dump 😔😔 his little toy to use for his pleasure

no this is so real i actually think all my morals would fly out the window if i ever found myself in a Situation with him. but you KNOW it's big (cheers matthew for that gossip), so he'd prob need to train you to take him properly... going insane at the thought of that actually. like those hands of his gently coaxing your head further down onto him, while he's saying shit like "fuck, so fucking good for me, love. think you were fucking made for this, made for me. d'you think you could take me in that pretty cunt of yours, too? need something else to fuck once i'm done with your mouth. but i'll make you feel good, angel, i promise. always do, don't i?" CHRIST ok brb i am off to scream into a pillow <3

[javierpena-inatacvest]

HELLO YOU KNOW I’M GONNA NEED A SNIPPET/DESCRIPTION OF “Tired from Forever and Always”

I NEED DAD!JAVI LIKE I NEED AIR, YOUR HONOR

🧎🏻

ASK AND YOU SHALL RECEIVE 🤷🏼‍♀️

“It didn’t feel like it today. God, they were so tough today and it was exhausting, I yelled at them today for running in the kitchen and I felt so bad, I just- fuck- being a mom is so hard, Jav. I love it, I do, I love those girls so much, but today I felt like I was running for worst parent of the year award. And now I can’t even pull it together enough for our date that we’ve both been looking forward to. I’m so sorry, Javi.”

“Osita, you are not ruining anything. Baby, if I get to spend time with you, I’m happy. I don’t care where we go or what we do, if I’m with you, it doesn’t matter. So, that being said,” he paused, tilting your head up towards him, gently wiping away your tears with his thumb, “we’re gonna go home, pick up pizza, open a bottle of wine, sit and soak in the tub for as long as you want to, and then I’m gonna make sweet, sweet love to my beautiful, amazing wife until she knows just how much I love and appreciate everything she does for our family. Okay?” You let out a little huff of laughter, a small smile finally appearing in the corners of your lips as you helped to wipe your tears away.

Are you sure? You planned dinner reservations and I-”

“I’ve never been so sure. I love you, Osita. You are everything to me, and I promise I will spend the rest of my life trying to make sure you remember it.”

OKAY BRB WHILE I GO SCREAM INTO MY PILLOW AND THROW UP 😭😭😭😩😩😩🫠🫠🫠

[myloveforhergoeson]

I need your songs for James and Roxy! ☺️

hello!!!!! just like you asked...

from my main playlist with about 2,500 songs:

opening credits: give me novacaine/she's a rebel by green day

i suppose this works - the two have a connection to american idiot and rox is somewhat of a punk rock-y girl!!

meeting for the first time: you and me by lifehouse

aww! so cute. though their story would've been pretty different if it was love at first sight, this is a sweet song that i think applies to them well :)

hey, i kinda like you: your love is my drug by kesha

goes along with my hc that james is a big kesha fan lol, but totally applies to rames!

i’m going to kiss you now: love story by taylor swift

STOPPP UGH THIS IS SO CUTE + goes along with the other taylor song on my last post hehe

falling in love: televised by hunny

this is also a super cute song that i think fits pretty well; the she's so bright line kinda reminds me of invisible by btr!!!!

your place or mine: la la land ft nina strauss by demi lovato

not too sure this one fits aside from them already being in la... both of them are very much part of the la la land machine lol. rox my have her quirks but she'd very much prefer to wear heels with her dresses instead of converse !!! while i think this song really fits for demi and their come up story, i think james and rox are a bit too confident in their talents for this one

naked in bed: to noise making (sing) by hozier

alright... no comment

first fight: back to december by taylor swift

HELPPPP NO NONONON this fits roxy really well i think and it's hurting me to think about

maybe we should take a break:  bring it (snakes on a plane) by cobra starship

okay. i think this could fit if james kept that snake he bought in that one episode - roxy definitely wouldn't fuck with that at all... also the line "so kiss me goodbye" fits as well... hm...

i want you back: gotta get out by 5 seconds of summer

please excuse me while i scream into my pillow brb

will you marry me: conversations with my wife by jon bellion

NOO WAY this fits so well holy shit. so so so so so older couple rames

first child: whips and chains by scene queen

LMAO does not fit at all... unless james and roxy teach their kid to kick the ass of shitty guys which is honestly entirely possible now that i think about it... ok wait now i'm seeing it...

we’re getting older: count on you ft jordin sparks by big time rush

awwww a song about first love.... pretty cute, even if it's not a song rox writes in my story

if you die i’ll go with you: lucky again by louis tomlinson

aww

end credits: invisible by big time rush

OH ouch... ouch

[agustdiv1ne]

i'm saying this with the most love and admiration possible but you're actually batshit crazy for that taejun fic likeeeeee....... can't believe you made them so needy and adorable but also insanely hot and domineering i'm shaking rn😵‍💫😵‍💫 for a second i thought beomgyu was about to become a voyeur😭😭 n e way that was so crazily good i can't believe you!!!!!!!!!

me when you validate my insanity:

ANYWAYS HDJSJ i genuinely had to fight the urge to make beomgyu a voyeur like. lowkey i could've made this a foursome 😋 but i had to stick to what i promised and that was taejun and mc hotboxing a car and fucking!! i'm so mf happy to hear that you liked it annonie, brb gonna go scream into my pillow rq