#bossy too

[taxinealkaloids]

horrible children who are. so so mean to each other

[ohitslen]

College (uni??) AU catering to my own interests as it should always be hehe :)

[imlisteningg]

Gloria MidnightBurger, the only professional in the joint

do we reckon she still wears the uniform at this point or has she given up?

[sharonisthebettercarter]

hugh campbell is literally the tallest member of the boys in the show and it's one a my favorite details<3

they rarely show it off and tend to use camera angles and posture (hughie boi i see you constantly slouching--LOOK AT HIM~<3<3<3 just casually *unintentionally* making butcher appear is *actual size*--) to play up or downplay/switch up height differences, but i kinda love that hughie went from being the second shortest member (comics) of the boys to the literal tallest<3 (butcher was generally in the middle with homie just casually being a head taller than him--, frenchie and mm being the taller guys on the team, love sausage of course being the biggest guy when there~<3<3<3 he still is btw--)

love love LOVE him so fucking much<3<3<3 literally the *only* REAL bear in this damn series (HE STRAIGHT UP BEAR HUGS BILLY IN THE COMIC AHHHHHHHHHHH~<3<3<3!!! we better see moar of him i swears--). mm is a close one, but he's more of a good big papa wolf~<3 butcher's a scraggly dumpster kitten or fuckin' heifer--

i *also* love love LOVE the single inch height increment hughie and billy got goin' on with homie, it's just the cutest most fun thing~<3 it goes--

5'11" (homie<3)

6'0" (billy bean<3<3)

6'1" (not so wee hughie<3<3<3)

6'2" (LOVE SAUSAGE~<3<3<3<3!!)

i see you sandwiched right inbetween those bois there, 'ey billy~<3? ;)))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))

throw in mm between billy and homie, it's hard to find a solid height on that bitch<3 (and they *def* keep trying to downplay his height and bulk cause holy FUCK, THAT MAN--) but i'm gonna say he's probably around 5'11.5", closer to 6'0" maybe??

lol for the roughest layout i guess, they tend to bill urban a bit taller than he is (you can tell cause they'll bill quaid at the same numbers but he's definitely taller than urban, also i SWEAR everytime this man is in a photo that's not a solo glamor shot he's tryin' out some jank ass angles always always always leaning *in* to the camera to make himself look *bigger* leik honey you are so fuckin' cute-- and they *def* keep trying to make billy look *way* bigger than he actually is, BILLYYYYYYYYYYY--) but boi, i see you too<3<3<3

i guess maybe a little closer, it might go something like...

5'11" (homie)

5'11.75" (mm)

6'0.5" (billy bean)

6'1.5" (hughie)

in which there's .75 increments, and then a full 1 inch leap from billy to hughie. either way, they're def very close and not a single one is 'small' per se (except compared to love sausage--tho i do bet starr is one of those fuckers to downplay his height so other men get insecure LMAO--), but i just love the sequencing<3<3<3

what i *also* love~?

(bad posture homie lol) homie's reaction to hughie posturing at his full height was fucking amazing. IT WAS OH MY GAWD--i can't. he had his little surprised moment and then made a *pleased* "ooh~<3" and then smirked like THIS--

leik hughie... MAH BOI--i know he *tried* so fucking hard but leik. homelander is just so unthreatened by him that he's fucking *amused* and engaged with hughie *trying* to be brave. *he relaxed further*-- he just... he just doesn't give a shit. and it's horrible. but also *beautiful* because at this point, you can tell he's just so bored out of his mind that he even *welcomes* the challenge in some ways. he is LOVING that people feel so attacked by him without him doing much--LEIK.

there are a couple other unhinged and unsettling *positive* reactions he has to people similarly enough, (his descent into madness in real time--not gonna get into it now lest this post become *all* about homie--) but man oh man~<3

little bit less posture difference here, will say it's silly fandom obsesses over/exaggerates single inch height differences (particularly between homie and billy while ignoring/reversing hughie and billy, leik C'MON--let hughie be his height~<3! also we should be obsessing over the perfect~<3 *sequencing*, DUH--) but it's honestly pretty amazing how much of a nonfactor the height is in general.

for homie, it's pretty obvious he doesn't give a shit as he's particularly relaxed and unbothered by people being taller than him (especially hughie--literally amused by people posturing LEIK--by the gods his reaction to hughie challenging him--I CAN'T IT WAS FUCKING--GOOSEBUMPS~<3<3<3), but it just goes to show. motherfucker is just playing with his food--

BONUS~<3

lmao blurry ass pic of baby urban getting *dwarfed* by dwayne "i'm 5'11" and wear lifts" 'the rock' johnson. (also that mofo got so much bigger leik gotdamn i am actually curious how much more he'd *DWARF* urban cause ya look at him now and just. he ate a truck--ya look at the rock next to a guy leik SHAQ and HOLY FUCKIN' SHIT the differences are staggering leik one inch is nothin' baby--) SWEET BABY JEEZUZ--

bonus bonus~<3

another detail i *love*?

the shorter two (and frenchie~<3<3<3!) have the bigger/longer noses and... *likely* the biggest cocks--

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[handsomegentlebutch]

Peak horny hours rn fuck me. Not a want but a need. I need a femme to moan into my mouth. I need to frantically tear their clothes off, just to be thrown down against the bed, straddled and asked "who do you think is really in charge here?" While I breathlessly answer "you are, baby"

[figofswords]

saw some tags on one of your posts and u have a cat name midna?? 🥺 I love that 🥺 can we see a pic pretty please

oh boy do I EVER have a cat named midna. and she is Deranged

(bonus: rare photo of midna being NOT a maniac + tiny baby muppet midna)

[ciellery]

Been a low-level class officer for 3 years and suddenly became class president. I know how to lead a group but not a whole class consisting of 33 people. I'm so awkward at my role, good gosh.

...

Guess I'm gonna project then.

Angsty young and inexperienced King Ryan |||!

We're both just winging it at this point lol

[theashop]

when we didn't know much of Mika I kinda hoped he'd clash with Bennett a bit since we know how his bad luck can affect relationships (ex-team members) so I was awaiting a playable character who wasn't as forgiving with him? no, I don't hate Mika or want him to be a bully towards Bennett I just wanted to lean into how I originally imagined him with how he's more experienced and mature due to being away with Varka causing him to turn into a bit of a smartass? it just seems like a fun dynamic especially if we add some history with Mika and Bennett being good friends as kids but while Mika succeeds Bennett fails and adapts -> they grow apart especially since Mika goes away? Aaa I could do so much with this AU

[zappedbyzabka]

[xoangel-dust]

Random Duncney Headcanons:

*might be a bit OOC and unrealistic but idc*

Duncan gets out of jail 3 years after the ending of All stars on good behavior

Courtney was assigned as his lawyer in the case to get him out of jail.

Having nowhere to go Duncan after getting out of jail he begs Courtney to stay with her for a little while (she reluctantly allows him to since she has a spare bedroom)

While being a felon Duncan has a hard time getting a job so he has to get his GED

Since she’s a lawyer now Courtney isn’t home too much so Duncan (who doesn’t have a job yet) cleans her entire apartment while she’s working.

Courtney still has their pet Raccoon Brittany

Duncan fails his first GED test but Courtney helps him pass the second time around

Duncan still calls Courtney Princess

Geoff and DJ jokingly call Duncan Courtney’s “house husband”

At first Courtney barely talks to Duncan but she gets used to having him around (he does get a part time job)

He gets back on his feet after about 10 months(she while she wont admit it doesn’t want Duncan to leave)

Duncan who has always wanted to be a mechanic starts working at a local auto repair shop and decides to take a few engineering classes at a community college that’s 20 minutes away from Courtney’s apartment.

Of course he does this after an argument with Courtney (she refuses to allow him to bum off of her)

She had to take him shopping for new clothes after he got out of jail, he jokingly said they were on a date.

After a year and 4 months they’re practically living together and get a long a lot more than what they used to but not without their usual issues resurfacing.

Duncan does become an engineer after graduating and lands a job at a major car manufacturer

Courtney becomes a big time lawyer

Courtney bought Duncan a nice suit (she surprised him with it he protested to wear it but liked her kind gesture) and she gets him to go out with her to a fancy restaurant

They’ve been staying together for 2 years now and during another heated argument Duncan asks Courtney to marry him (he’d been tucking money aside in a shoe box for months to get a ring he knows she’d love he doesn’t trust banks )

[lee-isnotcool]

everyone talks about james potter, dom top, but lets be for real for a minute we all know reg is bossing him around the entire time and he eats it up

[theajaheira]

today i’m thinking yet again about that one time i was playing chess with a childhood friend and she told me if i let her win she would teach me how to make a magic potion. i was six, so this felt like a Reasonably Plausible Thing for her to know how to do, but she was also six, so of course she had no idea how to do it.

credit to that girl’s improv abilities, tho, bc she just started grabbing random things in the kitchen (onion skin, a single cheerio, large bottle of molasses) and i do not totally remember how it reached this point, but my mom, who had been out doing something or other, came into the kitchen to find two little girls just straight up pouring molasses down the sink.

VIVIDLY remember how my friend and i were just like 👁️👄👁️ in that way that small children are when there’s no thought in their head. i don’t think i even got in trouble for this simply bc the weirdness factor overruled the waste of molasses. it just had not occurred to my mother to tell me not to do this.

[yahabadabado]

Kyoutani, Yahaba and Watari play horror games together often. It's how they all bond when Kyoutani first joins their duo. Whether they're together or on call doesn't matter. I also wanna rate how scared I think they would be generally.

1. Watari. Gets scared if someone even breathes too loud while playing. Screams like there's no tomorrow at every jump scare. Pretends to cry while being chased or attacked lol. He's not necessarily a scaredy cat but something about being 1st person in a horror game makes it seem like that's a lie.

2. Yahaba. Honestly pretty close second. Not as jumpy as Watari but definitely screams. Swears uncontrollably while being chased or after a jump scare. He just let's it all out lol. Bosses everyone around on what to do and where to go. Claims to be a master puzzle solver. Argues with Kyoutani constantly on literally everything.

3. Kyoutani. Stone cold almost always. Just grunts slightly when he does get scared, which is rarely. Doesn't like the loud noises during jump scares so he usually has his volume lowered. Gets lost or left alone a lot. Leaves the others behind while they're all getting chased lol. Solves most of the riddles or puzzles for the group (Yahaba insists he solves everything on his own) Argues with Yahaba constantly on literally everything.

Overall they always have a great time together ❤

[sugarsh3]

Okay so I caved...

[sharonisthebettercarter]

Normal people during their pregnancy: The baby wants nachos~.

Billy Butcher during his pregnancy: I'm off to get takeaway. The Bastard Sprog (affectionate) wants bloody Dim Sum of all things.

lmfao i need to stop just giggling like a BUFFOON at these things privately (sorry. i am slow sometimes and then put them in queue but i do like them<3!)

yeah. YEAH--

billy's the BEST cranky pregnant kitten man, we love him in his natural state<3<3<3 but dear GAWD, the FAKE ASS POSTURING!!!

BOI--

watching s1 billy lie and manipulate like it's his lifeblood, like it's as natural as breathing and i'm here fucking seething at how TERRIBLE he is to mah poor hughie LEIK--

honestly, billy's performance as a 'rEaL mAn' gives homelander's 'real person' performance a run for it's money...

BONUS~<3<3<3!!!

found a pic of him at the tail end of his first trimester~<3 in s1 ;))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))))) HOW DID I MISS THIS ONE!?!??! MMMMmmmHHHhhmMMMmMmmMmmm billy bean them tropical maternity shirts look good on you~<3<3<3

BUTT--

we can officially confirm that billy bean births AT LEAST ONE(1) whole baby PER SEASON--

jesus someone got him busy... barefoot n' pregnant billy bean

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[slythereen]

our attention is understandably on charles grabbing max by the waist and manhandling him into position for the photos but spare a thought for charles grabbing checo's shoulder and pulling him into position too