#boss text

[metfell]

i want your gender.

come back with a warrant

[bruciemilf]

Batman isn’t a mask; It’s a leash. In this essay I will—

[uselessalexis165]

OF COURSE VALENTINO HAS A FIZZ BOT

[one-time-i-dreamt]

I was forced to read a Donald Trump autobiography for one of my college courses. It was just the plot of Boss Baby. He thought nobody would notice. 

[sadhornydemons]

[stagbel]

Just saw this text post and thought of Blitz immediately 💀💀

Also, the whole time I’ve been just imagining Moxx watching this play out right in front of him like: 🧍

[dragonpyre]

Stephanie Brown is to the batfamily like what Shawn Spencer is to the Santa Barbara police department

[morganbritton132]

Eddie posts a Tiktok of Steve laying in bed. His eyes are shut and he has on one of those cooling gel eye masks. Eddie is zooming in and out on his face. He’s quiet for a second and then asks, “Steeeevie?”

Steve: I’m fine

Eddie: Do you have a headache?

Steve, for the hundredth time: No

Eddie, in a sing-song as he zooms in on the moles on Steve’s neck: I don’t believe you. This isn’t my first rodeo

Steve: You’ve never been to the fucking rodeo

[myrxellabaratheon]

What do you mean that’s not what Blitzø was thinking about

[paper-mario-wiki]

Anime Recommendation:

My New Boss is Goofy

I thought it was gonna be a standard (boring) workplace comedy about a character that is unrealistically silly, but then it turned into a fairly down to earth workplace romcom yaoi between a new-hire who recently quit a job with an abusive boss, and his new manager who is slow on the uptake which results in silly outcomes (see: failgirl), and does everything he can to help and support those around him.

And it's not just those two.

You know how in some anime, school girls will tease each other for being so cute and it's super gay? This is an anime about that, except between salary men.

It's pretty great so far.

[nibbelraz]

binghe fights sqh and he gives no indication at being powerful or with martial ability. he realises his mistake in approach. sqh makes himself small, pathetic, and easy to bully so that he is underestimated and ignored. fighting a PERSON will only increase that. well thats fine. mobei he's gonna toss ur human into a deathmatch against beasts rq ok? u wanna watch? if he gets too out of his depth you can step in he wont stop you but he knows you ALSO want to know what that little THANG is capeable of. nature doc mobei and binghe watching sqh in some demon forest. the wild qinghua, pressured out of its natural habitat. without greater predators to form symbiotic relationships with he must fend for himself. there comes the sunburst scorpion tailed bear goat- we shall soon see how the qinghua- OH HOLY SHIT HE RIPPED ITS HEAD OFF MOBEI YOUR SCRUNKLY RIPPED ITS GODDAMN HEAD OFF

THEYRE TAKING HIM OUT OF HIS NATURAL HABITAT AND SPYING ON HIM OH this is good

He didn't know he was capable of it either

[metfell]

"4th of july is to celebrate our soldiers we love our country" then why tf are you triggering their freeking ptsd by blasting fireworks for the first entire week of july. is your need to jack yourself off with your sense of patriotism so great that you tell the people youre celebrating to stop acting like pussies about the bombs your setting off. hate this fucking holiday. pets, soldiers, and anyone who cant handle loud sounds of gunfire all say they fucking hate fireworks and want them to stop, but nobody fucking cares. hate this countrys Every Man For Themself way of existing.

[paleshroom]

Thinking about the stark contrast between where Stolas and Blitz were in their late teens / early 20s. Thinking about Stolas getting married while Blitz has yet to confess to his best friend / crush. Thinking about how Octavia was born just a couple years before the fire. Thinking about Stolas caring after his toddler, his sole reason for living, while Blitz - still in braces - has his entire life go up into literal flames.

[uselessalexis165]

bridal carry (updated)

[sadhornydemons]

[caemidraws]

--- [gift for @persychan]