#helluva boss shorts spoilers

[starleska]

as a cringe selfshipper who's been in fandom for decades and draws nothing but blushy ship art, i feel so seen and so attacked right now 😂💖💖💖

[myrxellabaratheon]

What do you mean that’s not what Blitzø was thinking about

[blitzsicedcoffee]

My Favorite parts of the new short:

One: That Emberlyn was so smitten (or just dumb) with Blitz because he just exudes Rizz that she took off something that could literally keep her from being assassinated by demons.

Two: Blitz's cute little killing song.

[atrociousgargamelitis]

Blitzø does NOT need a stalker guys please he's having enough relationship trouble AS IS

[petitprincess1]

I hate you, but I love you, but I hate y-

[geekgirles]

I don't know what's funnier: the fact that demons apparently only have a very vague understanding of what goats are despite how heavily associated they are with satanic rituals and Imps even sharing traits with them (horns and hooves), or the fact that, in spite of that, the slang term still managed to make its way to Hell.

[myrxellabaratheon]

He won’t ever complain again about Stolas calling him Blitzy

WE FINALLY HEAR HIM BE CALLED “BLITZY” AGAIN AND ITS BY THIS BITCH???? VIV WHAT THE HELL

[onehelluvafan]

Okay, someone at Spindlehorse is a fan of Anastasia, and I cannot be convinced otherwise.

I thought it was just the coat/banner, but I lost it when I realized that even the MOUTHS align with each other.

Idk who the Anastasia fan is at Spindlehorse, but I fucking love this.

[marithlizard]

All of the "but why did she get sent to hell" discussions on the newest short are missing the funniest possibility. St. Peter: Welcome to Heaven! Can I get your name, pl-

Emberlyn: NOOOO I was meant to be damned to Hell! You have to send me there, my soul is pledged to a demon lord! St. Peter: Uh, what? I think you might be a little confused, lady, Hell is for bad people. You don't want to go there. Emberlyn: You see my pure heart! But you don't know the infernal passions that ... (Twelve seconds later, St. Peter reaches under his lectern, where there's a panel of buttons a lot like the one under Blitz's desk. He presses the one marked "YIKES" and a hole opens up beneath Emberlyn's feet. )

[cloudyvulpine]

petition to name this lil buddy Bleatzø

[sinnawii]

OWO what's this? My animation reel for Weeaboo-boo?

>w> *looks away and blushes* 💕

[starleska]

NOT THE FUCKING 'RAWR' YAOI PADDLE I'M GOING TO LOSE IT 💀💀💀💀💀

[myrxellabaratheon]

You call me Blitzy and you lean against the bookshelf seductively, but you are not MY BIRB, ewwww! (Blitzø, probably)

[blitzsicedcoffee]

"I know it's excessive but I don't make the rules, Oh well!"

-Blitz

Is he joking or....he literally owns the business you DO make the rules, Blitz. Or was Moxxie like-we can't have any limitations cause we need all the jobs we can get lol

[atrociousgargamelitis]

MAN I CAN'T WAIT FOR THE GOAT TO DIE AND BECOME THE MOST POWERFUL DEMON GOAT IN ALL OF CREATION

[petitprincess1]

I hate knowing that there are actual people in real life that act this way 🥲 Also, the music suddenly stopping each time kills me 🤣