#helluva boss shorts spoilers

[starleska]

as a cringe selfshipper who's been in fandom for decades and draws nothing but blushy ship art, i feel so seen and so attacked right now 😂💖💖💖

[myrxellabaratheon]

You call me Blitzy and you lean against the bookshelf seductively, but you are not MY BIRB, ewwww! (Blitzø, probably)

[blitzosicedcoffee]

My Favorite parts of the new short:

One: That Emberlyn was so smitten (or just dumb) with Blitz because he just exudes Rizz that she took off something that could literally keep her from being assassinated by demons.

Two: Blitz's cute little killing song.

[atrociousgargamelitis]

Blitzø does NOT need a stalker guys please he's having enough relationship trouble AS IS

[petitprincess1]

I hate you, but I love you, but I hate y-

[geekgirles]

Holy shit. She actually has the power of God and anime by her side.

[marithlizard]

All of the "but why did she get sent to hell" discussions on the newest short are missing the funniest possibility. St. Peter: Welcome to Heaven! Can I get your name, pl-

Emberlyn: NOOOO I was meant to be damned to Hell! You have to send me there, my soul is pledged to a demon lord! St. Peter: Uh, what? I think you might be a little confused, lady, Hell is for bad people. You don't want to go there. Emberlyn: You see my pure heart! But you don't know the infernal passions that ... (Twelve seconds later, St. Peter reaches under his lectern, where there's a panel of buttons a lot like the one under Blitz's desk. He presses the one marked "YIKES" and a hole opens up beneath Emberlyn's feet. )

[sinnawii]

OWO what's this? My animation reel for Weeaboo-boo?

>w> *looks away and blushes* 💕

[victoriousvic]

I love Her!!!!!!💕

[drama-glob]

The slow, frog blink returns! XD XD XD

[stolitzsings]

Look. I'm only gonna say this once, bc due to some incredibly recent and painful life circumstances this short and especially the fandom reaction has been like, actively triggering to me.

I do not accept "Blitz is selfish in bed" slander.

I'm looking at this

And this

And this

And CRITICALLY this

And see a guy who is excited to turn his partner on, a guy who buys new toys explicitly for his partner's pleasure, a guy who is terrified that if he doesn't please his partner he'll be abandoned and disposed of

We can debate whether or not he's good at eating bird puss if you want, and how much of this episode is indicative of a loss of confidence (especially considering he had NO trouble using the crystal in Apology Tour), but in the balance of everything we've seen so far we know Blitz isn't selfish in bed, at least not with Stolas

And I just don't buy anything about "poor Stolas what if Blitz never made him cum and he didn't realize sex was supposed to do that?" The man reads smut at the dinner table, he knows what an orgasm is. Even if Blitz is not the champion bird puss-eater he claims to be, they've clearly tried a wide variety of toys, positions, and techniques together. I don't think their sex life is lacking in orgasms.

Sorry if I seem confrontational here, like I said, this short was almost hilariously triggering considering the subject matter (it isn't inherently bad or anything, just really unfortunate timing for me personally) , and honestly I might have to take a break from most fandom spaces until we have something new to talk about

[starleska]

NOT THE FUCKING 'RAWR' YAOI PADDLE I'M GOING TO LOSE IT 💀💀💀💀💀

[myrxellabaratheon]

Are we ready to over analyze what happened in this?

Cause oh my god…

[blitzosicedcoffee]

"I know it's excessive but I don't make the rules, Oh well!"

-Blitz

Is he joking or....he literally owns the business you DO make the rules, Blitz. Or was Moxxie like-we can't have any limitations cause we need all the jobs we can get lol

[atrociousgargamelitis]

When even Blitzø is disgusted in a short YOU KNOW DAMN WELL IT'S GOING TO BE THE MOST "WHAT THE FUCK DID I JUST WATCH" THING TO COME OUT OF HELLUVA BOSS HAHAHAHAHHAH

[petitprincess1]

I hate knowing that there are actual people in real life that act this way 🥲 Also, the music suddenly stopping each time kills me 🤣