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UNBEARABLE
#cult of the lamb#cult of the lamb fanart#the one who waits#cotl narinder#narinder#cotl toww#cotl the one who waits#boss death cat#pure angst pure angst pure angst RAHHH
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it's obviously for exposition reasons but CP9 showing up in Water 7 and IMMEDIATELY unveiling themselves and fully explaining who they are and how their organization works is so funny
Lucci spent 5 years pretending he could only communicate through pigeon ventriloquism, and as soon as he stops he doesn’t shut up. Just immediately yapping about being secret government agents, the structure of their covert organization (that's not supposed to exist), and world government's secret plans for mass destruction. Starting to think Hattori was actually a safeguard so they could make it that long undercover
#lucci 0.1 seconds out of disguise: 'paulie we’re secret government agents who've been spying on your boss for years'#'paulie we've been trained since childhood to use these specific special techniques. also look at my cool devil fruit. it makes me a cat.'#at galley-la it’s like JUST lucci too kalifa kaku and blueno only say the bare minimum and keep their disguises mostly on#they had dead body doubles prepped and everything like are you faking your death or Not#yes I know they have to explain who they are somehow and Lucci does the most talking cause he's the leader but he really goes 0-100#'well we're killing him anyway- franky we're government agents/spies here to rob you. here's the things we've already done and our plans'#rob lucci#hattori#one piece#water 7#cp9
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Do Clerics have like. Doctor-patient confidentiality in general?
[Shrek meme: "They don't even have HIPAA"]
Nope. ZERO protections babey, the Cleric is a tiny Pope without a funny hat. They can do whatever they want unless the OTHER unaccountable religious cult leader decides to do something about it.
Cats like Featherwhisker, Spottedleaf, Runningnose, and Jayfeather are hit with realizations about this. For a few simple restrictions... you have nearly unquestionable power. You answer directly to StarClan. The amount of influence you have over a Clan is actually kind of insane.
The "Leader's Rights" and "Cleric's Vow" commandments were attempts to reign in the power of Clerics, with a lot of collateral damage. The Cleric is only overruled by the direct command of a leader, which means that the Cleric can ALWAYS act first unless the Leader pre-empts them.
Pearstar was a Cleric who violently overthrew Morningstar, before the invention of the Leader's Rights. The Leader's Rights were created in response to Larkstripe's Cleric Strike.
#did you know hipaa didn't exist until 1996#Your doctor could literally just phone your boss and blabber about your mental health disorder#It's so universal NOW that it's easy to forget this was not a value historically#But yeah no I chose the word CLERIC for a reason. They really are like high-ranking members of the clergy#I once half-jokingly referred to Fire as the Thunderpope and like... that's accurate.#Clan Culture#Queen's Rights#Better bones au#Also btw I'm thinking about giving Clerics a staff for smacking things with#Allow them to be the ONLY cats in a Clan who are allowed to regularly use weaponry#And also because Cinderpelt deserves it. I want to see her spear something to death tbh#Me when a girlie is on screen: ``What if she was armed tho.``
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ONE hour into work and i'm already sobbing in the bathroom also i think i am probably supposed to get a rabies shot because an unvaccinated cat just bit me. boss is still pissy as hell and other coworker is mad because of that. off to a strong start
#the first thing that happened was a guy came in who was supposed to have an appointment with a cat but the cat had died#and i was the one who scheduled him for today because yesterday was really full and now i feel like it's my fault that the cat didn't#at least get a good death. so i was trying not to fully sob in the back room over this and my boss walked in to get after me about how it's#check in time and i need to be out front LOL so of course i was sniffling in front of all the clients#really good!!#don't know how i'm going to get anything done today#me
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crashes ur board meeting n drags u out by the collar but its fine bc youre the one always saying shit like "im looking for people i can use" ok lol. get used idiot
#just tracing like. the sequence of events that had to take place in order for this to come to pass#1. natori and his shiki are skulking around homura stalking ban. possibly it's just his shiki and natori is elsewhere.#either way 2. natsume shows up and natori learns about it either bc he witnesses it or a shiki comes to tell him#3. natori gets in his little richard scarry apple car (this is my mental image for some reason) & fucking. BOOKS IT to the matoba compound#4. goes inside. presumably matoba lackeys try to stop him bc their boss is in an important meeting but somehow he gets past them#(possibilities here are v fun to think about. maybe natori does this all the time and they're used to it. maybe he's never done it before#but they're all on orders to let natori in if he ever shows up. maybe natori convinces them he's supposed to be IN the meeting#which is great because it sounds like some important clan thing so what is he in the clan now??)#5. interrupts matoba's meeting like 'i need you' and matoba's like 'bye everyone whatever this is is more important'#6. they get in natori's comical apple car (again the apple car is not canon don't worry about it)#& natori drives like a bat out of hell back to homura. (SOURCE: matoba is so scarred he refuses natori's offer for a ride later)#i wonder what they talk about on the way there? because they don't talk about why natori is stalking ban until much later#so they must be busy talking about something else. but what??#that or they're both too distracted by all the near-death experiences from natori's crazed driving lol#natsume's book of friends#natsume yuujinchou#homura cats arc#horrible exorcists#my posts#sidenote i feel like that page at the end where both matoba and sensei refuse natori's offers of a ride is really funny because#sensei's reason is that it will take too long. but sensei did you know natori drives like a speed demon? think it thru...#also like. how long did it take him to decide to involve matoba? was that his backup plan all along?#also it's pretty lucky that he found matoba at all considering he could be anywhere...the matoba have like 15 houses...#he has matoba's schedule memorized lol#natori sparkling to the assorted clan members in the meeting: sorry ladies and gentlemen i just need to borrow this~#*throws matoba over his shoulder and fireman-carries him to the parking lot*
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Alterhuman/Fictionkin Identities (In Order of When I Started To Identify As Them)
Alterhuman
Therian-
Wolf
Otherkin-
Raven Avian (human with bird wings and personality of a certain bird)
Shapeshifter (main form is human)
Fictionkin
High Kins (I am them almost all the time)
Nagito Komaeda- Danganronpa
Vil Schoenheit- Twisted Wonderland
Mistoffolees- Cats
Medium Kins (I am them only some of the time)
Izuru Kamakura- Danganronpa
Elliot- On a Sunbeam
Garry- Ib
Diablo- Blood Circus
Kaeya- Genshin Impact
Zhongli- Genshin Impact
Xiao- Genshin Impact
Neuvillette- Genshin Impact
Munkustrap- Cats
Orin- Little Shop of Horrors
Low Kins (I am them occasionally)
House- House MD
Chishiya- Alice in Borderland
Venti- Genshin Impact
Kazuha- Genshin Impact
Wanderer- Genshin Impact
Synpaths (I strongly relate to them)
Dabi- My Hero Academia
Virgil- Sander Sides
Sal- Sally Face
Omori- Omori
Idia- Twisted Wonderland
Malleus- Twisted Wonderland
Zack Foster- Angels of Death
Ford Pines- Gravity Falls
Will Cipher- Reverse Falls
Mason Gleeful- Reverse Falls
Ford Gleeful- Reverse Falls
Bill Cipher- Gravity Falls
The Collector- Owl House
Hunter- Owl House
Riddle- Twisted Wonderland
Jade- Twisted Wonderland
Adrien/Cat Noir- Miraculous
Andy- The Coffin of Andy and Leyley
Luka- Miraculous
Stolas- Helluva Boss
Fizz- Helluva Boss
Ingram- Crowscare
Alastor- Hazbin Hotel
Angel Dust- Hazbin Hotel
Cater- Twisted Wonderland
#Otherkin#Fictionkin#therian#kins#synpath#danganronpa#cats the musical#twisted wonderland#genshin impact#hazbin hotel#helluva boss#the owl house#sally face#crowscare#on a sunbeam#ib#reverse falls#gravity falls#miraculous ladybug#the coffin of andy and leyley#angels of death#omori#my hero academia#house md#alice in borderland#Blood circus#little shop of horrors
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if you let your fucking cat outside unsupervised i am going to kill you. i am going to beat you to death with a hello kitty baseball bat and i am going to kill you
there is no excuse and there is nothing you could say that would make me think that just letting your cat free roam outside unsupervised is okay.
#i watch this youtube channel where he has a homestead#and he lost one of his ‘barn’ cats this way#was it his fault? not entirely#two untrained dogs came near his property and most likely either attacked his cat or chased him off never to return#and that’s the fault of the poorly trained dogs for coming into his territory and attacking his cat#but at the same time he didn’t have a guard dog of his own. he didn’t have any safety measures put into place#just a small (very well trained) dog and two cats#working at a shelter that’s community run and not city run#we have the luxury to refuse adoptions to people who are going to let their cats outside#and we take pride in that luxury#my boss and a few other workers even go to city hall frequently to try and convince them to enact a bylaw about letting cats outside#animal abuse /#animal death /
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Alastor here once again here to call out a bit of a problem with my source's fanbase.
Tag your fucking potentially triggering art.
This isn't a request. Honestly it is against tos to not properly tag gore for example. Do better hazbin hotel fans.
#Hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel alastor#Alastor#discourse#heluva boss#Even Vivzie properly posts content warnings. Do better.#And yes this is about cursed cat me having his brains out with no proper tagging till the creator was practically harassed into tagging#And still did not tag animal death#The primary complaint that was said to them#This was never about the gore#it was the animal death.
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unfortunately had to say goodbye to my beloved childhood dog this week sorry to all other dogs but you will never be as perfect as charlie
#all other dogs WISH they had the power that my little old lady had.#avpost#pet death tw#she got old she just turned 15 on the first of this month. we got her on halloween after she was born she was so small...#but she was pretty sick the last week :( poor girl.#she had a good run she started out shy but quickly decided to just be the boss of everyone and run the show#didn't like anyone getting in her bubble but would always want to get in YOUR bubble. she was like a cat in a lot of ways#please do not sit on the same couch cushion as me. oh hello you sat over there? ok let me sprawl across your lap real quick.#or she loved to sit on the top of the couch so she might just be right by your shoulder. perfect animal
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My partner finally finished BG3 but has no idea that his ending was actually bad cause he was a pro-Vlaakith githyanki who rode off with Lae'zel but got NO EPILOGUE where Withers points out y'all died im 😭😭😭
they have no idea what happened with Gale or anyone else (who was still alive) after flying away 🙃🙃🙃
#i cant even tell him cause hes gonna play again more “normally”#its so tragic he would like skip dialogue and just fight to get the jump on boss battles instead of waiting for the cutscenes to start#and he didn't exhaust dialogue trees!! like... how... why...#and also he staked Astarion 😭 and p much never reloaded#and didn't clear the shadow curse so no Halsin#also everyone at Last Light Inn died so Dammon was gone and Karlach only got 2 upgrades#and he didnt know moonrise towers was basically a second town#and his game was buggy a lot maybe? cause he kept trying to be hella creative with things and do things out of order#like killing gortash before doing steel watch 🙃#it's fine it's fine everyone plays differently#he tends to care more about gameplay than anything else but still!!#i just want him to know all the character backstories and see everything that made me emotional#i mean he did say he was sad when Lae'zel broke up with him in act 3 and when Karlach died and when he had Gale use the orb in act 2#which he considered his canon ending :/ sigh#i dont think he got Jaheira's lines about death#and he didnt understand why Karlach wouldn't go back to the hells#and he thought Wyll was happy being the duke (and has NO idea you could save his dad cause the mission didn't happen!! 😭)#the iron throne was like my fave mission outside of killing Cazador and I can't discuss either one cause he didn't do them properly yet 😭😭#he also avoided talking to children so he missed those quests and yenna glitched so no cat appeared in camp 🙃#sighhhhh cannot believe he plays so differently than i do lollll#he didn't even do unlimited kisses with Lae'zel!! meanwhile im over here kissing Astarion every night hahahah#hoping my partner doesn't see IRL if I have the office door open as if it matters lmfaooooo#i need him to play again and see why im in love with a video game character lol#maybe we could both um... benefit from knowing more about all of Astarion's scenes lmao#but like he has NOT SEEN Astarion's silly or sweet side yet just him being a bit of a chaotic vampire#and thinks i like him cause of vampires WRONG!! play the game again and see that i love his silly & sweet real self!#bg3 spoilers#baldur's gate 3 spoilers#bg3#baldur's gate 3
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[CN] Victor’s Trend Date (Eng Translation)
⌚Warning⌚ This post contains detailed spoilers for a date, 潮流之约, that is yet to be released in the global server! ♡
[Translation Under The Cut]
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✧ [Chapter 1] ✧
MC: It’s the efforts of all of us that have made [MC’s Company Name]’s today’s achievements possible…
In the splendid banquet hall, I look ardently at the employees off the stage as I hold the microphone.
MC: Thanks to everyone that the ensign of “Finding Miracles” has not collapsed in the pursuit of continuing the trademark of [MC’s Company Name];
MC: It’s also thanks to the subsequent addition of new blood and the introduction of various projects that [MC’s Company Name] has been able to rise above others in the fierce competition;
MC: So, I’d like to share the good news with everyone present here––
MC: Our [MC’s Company Name] has been selected as the best media brand in Loveland City!
Thunderous applause erupts from the audience. I no longer say those words of polite greetings, raising my wine glass to everyone.
MC: It’s an honor worth celebrating, and also worth raising our glasses like this!
When the party starts, I make my way to the table where Anna and others are seated.
MC: Phew, I’m tired to death… pour me a glass of water first.
Willow: Boss, Vivian wrote you a speech of nearly a thousand words. Why did you only say so little?
MC: I thought some of the words were a little too corny, like— “With the spring in full bloom, [MC’s Company Name] embarks on a new expedition”...
MC: Well, why don’t we just get to the business! It’s the good food and tasty drinks that will say all!
Kiki: That’s right. In any case, we did come here to freeload on Boss’ great feast of a treat!
Everyone merrily engages in cheerful laughter. I lower my head and take a look at my phone. The last text message on it is from Victor, which I received five minutes ago.
Victor’s Text: “Looking for a parking spot.”
MC: He’s been looking for five minutes; why hasn’t he come up yet? Is the parking lot full…
As I’m muttering to myself, the staff from the other tables approach my table one after another to toast. Unable to withstand the enthusiasm, I end up drinking several glasses.
When I’ve finally sent them off with great difficulty, I suddenly realize that something is a bit amiss.
MC: Anna, didn’t we arrange for the same department to sit at the same table beforehand?
Anna: Yeah, what’s wrong?
MC: Then how come Brother Zhang and Sister Liu are sitting over there with the editing department? And the new recruits from the planning and the operations departments are sitting together?
MC: They don’t have some kind of conflict going on between them, do they?
Anna: I don’t think so? I guess it’s just that people feel more at ease chatting and being close to their acquaintances for such a lively event as a dinner party.
Anna: Just like us…
Anna’s expression freezes slightly as she finishes, as though she, too, has realized something.
Anna: However, regarding gathering the departmental cases recently, there indeed is a bit of stark contrast between the newcomers and seniors in the company.
Anna: Both parties seem to feel that they can’t have a conversation together, and the proposals they delivered are also vastly different in style.
I reflect on this closely. In recent meetings, although everyone preached freely on their favored topics, it’s indeed true that the approach and style of proposals of the new and old employees were as different as black and white.
MC: That does seem to be the case. And I remember the acceptance rate of the proposals from the new recruits being a bit higher?
Kiki: It is. Also, they didn’t seem to have much interaction aside from work when I ran into them in the pantry these days.
MC: Mm… the age gap between the employees in the company is a bit big now. So, maybe they really find it hard to get along with each other.
MC: But it can’t keep going on like this. We need to find a way to tune the atmosphere…
?? (Victor): It’s actually the first time I’ve seen a certain someone working so actively while eating.
MC: Victor! Why did you sneak up on me!
I turn my head, and sure enough, I'm met with the familiar, tall, and straight figure.
Victor: Seeing how invested you guys were in the discussion, I didn’t want to interrupt.
He scans the hall with his gaze, the corners of his lips arching upward.
Victor: [proudly] A certain someone has quite a lot of people working for her now.
MC: Of course! I’m a big boss now! Although not as big as you, the big, big, big boss…
Beaming, I pull out the chair at my hand, motioning for him to sit next to me.
MC: Big, big, big boss, please take a seat~
Victor: …
The “big, big, big boss” shoots me a rather speechless glance, then nods to the others at the table before sitting down.
MC: By the way, aren’t you going to say a few words to everyone as an investor? There are still many people in our company who have never met you!
Victor: [sulking-mode alert] Did you invite me here as an investor?
Before I can even answer, Victor has already unhurriedly snatched away my wine glass, stressing certain words while appearing as if it were nothing.
Victor: [and the sulking-mode is ON] I won’t say anything.
Victor: Because I can’t get along with people who are a bit too far apart from me in age.
MC: Okay… wait, what?
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✧ [Chapter 2] ✧
What did Victor mean by that sentence?
Is he upset?
But he seemed quite normal throughout the party. Could it be that he merely said it offhandedly, and I’m the one who is being oversensitive?
These questions are still swirling in my head even after the banquet has ended and I’ve gotten into Victor’s car.
However, the parching of the alcohol continues to unceasingly surge within my body, making me unable to ponder properly.
Victor: We’re home. Get off.
MC: Uhm… Victor, are you angry with me?
I tug on Victor’s sleeve, finally speaking up.
Victor: No.
MC: You must be!
Victor: …
Victor: What makes you think that?
MC: Intuition!
Victor: [helplessly] …don’t talk about intuition when you’re drunk.
Victor leans over and presses the safety buckle for me. I take advantage of this opportunity and circle my arms around his neck, pouring out all the words in a gushing torrent.
MC: Victor, did the comment I made to Anna about age upset you?
MC: I repent it. I’m sorry. That was a very inappropriate thing for me to say.
MC: After all, we are six years apart. But you and I get along very well. We have a very harmonious relationship, and we chat with each other about anything, isn’t that right~
I kiss Victor ardently, fixing my eyes on him anxiously.
Victor looks at me with downcast eyes and leans forward a little more.
Victor: [extremely softly] Do you not think about why we can get along and have a harmonious relationship even when we are six years apart, not to mention that we are colleagues?
MC: Of course not!
I rest my head against the back of the seat, shaking my head to declare it untrue immediately. Victor half-squints his eyes.
Victor: [even softer] Is that so?
MC: We are Souvenir’s chef and the line cook, Pudding’s guardians and the ones it complains to, the Omnipotent CEO Victor and his thoughtful counterpart, the empty-headed and the sulky!
MC: And each other’s one and only partner for life!
Victor: [laughs softly] …just keep the last one, the rest is quite excessive.
Feeling that I must run my fingers through Victor’s hair, I become more and more reluctant to let go of him.
MC: I want [MC’s Company Name] to always be a harmonious big family where everyone can communicate with each other on equal footing without the existing age gap…
MC: So, can the Omnipotent CEO Victor give me some advice? How do you guys handle the communication barrier between the old and new employees at LFG?
Victor: I don’t know. The HR department deals with communication problems between employees. Moreover, LFG is not a “big family” style company like yours.
MC: …
MC: Dammit, showing off again that LFG is an elite company.
When I pout and mutter, Victor also laughs along with me, akin to an obscure and ambiguous soothing kiss sent to me through the airflow.
Victor: However, there is indeed a clear gap between the employees of your company.
Victor: The group of employees when your father was there came out of traditional media; and the ones recruited after [MC’s Company Name] expanded are young people educated in new media.
Victor: When two viewpoints collide, some invisible friction is bound to arise.
Victor: The higher acceptance rate of the new employees’ proposals will inevitably bring an adverse effect on the mentality of the older employees, creating a sense of crisis regarding working age.
Victor: If it were other companies, they might have seized the opportunity of the trend to lay off old employees on the grounds of “Survival of the fittest.”
MC: I don’t want to lay off…
Victor: And you don’t want to lay them off, and you’ve never even considered that option, is that correct?
Victor speaks the words in my mind aloud almost at the same time. My heart smoothens because of his low and mellow voice, and I nod hard.
Victor: In that case, you have to make them feel that they are not “old.”
MC: So, how am I gonna do that?
Victor: Think about it yourself.
With a click, Victor opens the car door, and the fresh air rushes in from outside. His index finger softly draws a line across my cheek.
Victor: [heavenly laughter spilling from his voice] If you have to trouble the Omnipotent CEO Victor to help you with this kind of thing, that’s not exactly being the “thoughtful counterpart,” is it?
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✧ [Chapter 3] ✧
Victor: …put together a copy of the budget on page 4, as I’ve suggested just now, and submit it again next Monday.
MC: Okay~
I nod with a beaming smile on my face, brisk walk to Victor, and take the document. He can’t help but glance up at me.
Victor: [sulking-mode alert] Why do you seem especially lively today?
MC: Because I’m happy!
Victor lifts his eyebrows, hinting at me to continue.
I prop myself on the table with one hand and raise a finger.
MC: Cough, cough. Allow me to report one more piece of info on the latest situation of [MC’s Company Name].
MC: With my great efforts in communication and a series of team-building activities, the relationship between our new and old employees is gradually becoming more harmonious.
MC: And in order to improve the mindset among the former employees even better, we’ve decided to organize a “hipster party”!
Victor: ...hipster party?
MC: Mm! We’ve planned to invite everyone to have fun at the newly opened PUB called “STRAY” tomorrow.
MC: Willow was the one who recommended it. She said that they have loads of handsome men and beautiful ladies, and the environment is cool too!
MC: There is only one problem now though, and that is that some of the older employees said they might not be able to adapt to that kind of atmosphere, and they really don’t want to go...
MC: But if they don’t come, there will be no point in me hosting this party.
MC: Victor, what do you think I should do?
Victor: [and the sulking-mode is FULL ON] ...asking me to be your consultant again?
MC: You are the Omnipotent Victor~ Worst comes to worst, help me settle this difficult problem, and I’ll be your ox for next week!
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[Anika’s Notes]: MC uses an idiom here– “当牛做马” which means “working hard and without complaints like oxen and horses.” i.e. “doing whatever is asked of you”. I definitely could’ve gone for a more polished wording in the dialogue, but I really just wanted to keep the hilarity of MC’s speech 😂
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Victor: Every time a certain someone says something like this, she always ends up creating a bit of trouble.
MC: I don’t…
Despite quipping about me, Victor still smiles and points to the proposal in my hand.
Victor: The way you persuaded me regarding the feasibility of the proposal is how you can convince them.
Victor: Adopt special measures for the stubborn crew members.
Victor: As long as the other party does not firmly refuse, there is still a chance to continue inviting them.
MC: I think I’ve got it… thank you for the pointers, CEO Victor. I’ll go back and re-compile my persuasion talk!
Victor: Wait, MC.
Just as I’m about to leave, Victor suddenly stops me by calling out to me.
MC: What’s wrong?
A little unnaturally, Victor sits up straight and lifts his eyes to me.
Victor: That party of yours… what time is it tomorrow?
MC: Mm… around 8 or 9 pm?
Victor: How long are you planning to have fun?
MC: I’m the organizer, so I guess I’ll have to wait until everyone leaves…
Victor: [OH GOD THAT 100x SULKIER VOICE] Owh. It seems I can cancel your midnight snack that day.
MC: That’s not necessary. So long as the party ends early, I can…
Staff Member: CEO Victor, the partners are already in the conference room.
Victor: Got it.
The employee outside the door interrupts my words, and Victor doesn’t give me a chance to wrangle as he stands up and walks straight to the door.
MC: Victor…!
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As it turns out, I don’t get to see even the shadow of the “busy bee Victor” until the following evening. Although he already reported his itinerary to me, I still can’t help feeling a little depressed.
MC: Is everyone here?
Anna: Everyone except Brother Zhang.
Brother Zhang is one of the earliest employees to come into the company and is the “elderly” who most often engages in disagreement with newcomers.
After everyone else agreed to attend, he was the only one left. Anna and I did a lot of ideological work on him, but we don’t know if we’ve been able to talk him into it.
Anna sends another text message to Brother Zhang, then shifts her gaze to my phone.
Anna: Are you still warring with Victor?
MC: Well, of course. How could he cancel my midnight snack just like that!
Even though the words in my mouth are very fierce, in reality, I dare myself and type on my phone, “Nothing in this PUB is delicious. Chef Victor’s craftsmanship is the best QAQ~”
…damn it. He is not texting me back.
I sigh, consistently having this thought in my head that I may have touched the whiskers of a certain big cat again, which is clearly not to be meddled with. But I’m unable to figure out what exactly went wrong.
And at this moment, Anna waves toward the other end.
Anna: Brother Zhang is here!
Brother Zhang’s expression is still a little hesitant when he meets our gaze, but the others have already pulled him to a table with cheerful laughter.
Brother Zhang: Ah, I just came over to say hello.
Brother Zhang scratches his head, waving his hand repeatedly.
Brother Zhang: Mainly, I felt that I couldn’t have fun the way you young people do, so this kind of occasion wouldn’t be appropriate for me to come…
MC: You mustn’t say that. There is no occasion for which a person cannot be “appropriate.”
MC: If you always keep thinking about the age gap and don’t wish to communicate with each other, won’t the barrier keep growing deeper and deeper?
MC: And what’s more, Brother Zhang may not know what we young people do for fun nowadays, but we also don’t know the things Brother Zhang used to do when he was young.
MC: I heard from our sister-in-law that you won her heart with your breakdance back then!
Intern: Wow, Brother Zhang can breakdance! That��s so amazing!
Intern: Brother Zhang, we happen to be working on a feature about dance and specific periods. Can you please tell us more about the days of your youth?
Brother Zhang: That… there isn’t much to talk about from when I was young…
Despite saying so, Brother Zhang’s face rises to a smile as he talks about his affairs, crowded by the youngsters.
Anna: Are you relieved now?
I nod, smiling knowingly together with Anna as we clink our glasses. At this time, Anna’s gaze suddenly crosses over my shoulders, and she raises an eyebrow in astonishment.
Anna: Hey? MC, is that a new recruit from our company sitting over there at the bar? Looks… pretty handsome.
I follow her line of sight, and there really is a tall and straight figure sitting near the bar in front of me. It’s just that the light in the pub is too dusky, making me unable to see his facial features clearly.
MC: His figure from behind really is very handsome… but why do I feel that he seems a little familiar?
As though sensing my gaze, the other party turns around and takes off his sunglasses.
The neon lights overhead project a bewitching splendor in that pair of slender eyes, his gaze firmly locking itself upon me.
MC: ––Victor?!
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✧ [Chapter 4] ✧
I prance up to my feet with a start.
When did Victor come here? And… why is he dressed like this?
In my impression, Victor is always either attired in a neat and tidy suit or an understated outfit, never failing to look like an elegant and meticulous gentleman.
But the Victor before my eyes at this very moment is wearing an unruly leather jacket, and inside is a printed shirt I’ve never seen before.
Two delicate silver-colored chains fall to his collarbones, glinting with a shimmering light as he turns around.
There are a few rings on his slender fingers, and the light draws the outlines of the rough patterns of the rings as he rubs the frame of the eyeglasses.
He is akin to a lion lying dormant in the darkness, inharmonious with this noisy environment yet blending in perfectly.
MC: Victor, you…
Just as I’m about to open my mouth, the music in the room reaches its climax, and a large group of people from the next table also rushes over at this moment.
Employees: Brother Zhang, we are short of people to play games here. Come to our table, hurry!
Employees: Boss, you come too!
MC: I…
Anna: MC can’t go right now.
Amidst the tumultuous pulling, Anna steadies my shoulders and says to the employees with a beaming smile on her face.
Anna: Your Boss fancies a certain handsome guy and is on her way to talk to him.
Anna makes a signal at the group with her gaze. Puzzled, everyone turns their heads, followed by letting out an “oooh” of realization.
Employees: He is indeed a really handsome guy who is super rich, gentle, and considerate. You go, Boss!
–– These guys!
I stifle my laughter, wave at them, and then quickly walk up to Victor.
MC: Hello, Mr. Handsome. May I have your contact information?
Victor: …
Victor shoots me a rather speechless glance, half-squinting his eyes.
Victor: You’re very proficient with your pick-up lines.
MC: [nervously] Hehe, I learned them all from TV. And usually, I don’t have the opportunity to practice…
Victor: [HELP THE WAY HIS VOICE GOES—] What? Where do you want to practice?
MC: No! No! I only want to practice on you!
I immediately express my loyalty and take his arm, swaying it as I pretentiously throw coquettish glances at him.
MC: So, Mr. Handsome, would you be willing to give me your contact information?
Victor: …you really are addicted.
Victor arches his eyebrows and changes his sitting posture, followed by a hint of interest suddenly gracing the corners of his lips.
Victor: My apologies, Miss. You’re not the type of girl I like.
MC: Victor! How dare you!
I break character in a heartbeat, causing Victor to laugh out loud in a low voice.
Victor: Not playing anymore?
MC: …humph, I can’t deal with you, so I’m not playing anymore.
I pull another bar stool over and sit on it, kicking him gently in the shin with my toes.
MC: Why didn’t you tell me that you were coming here? You didn’t even reply to my messages.
Victor: My phone was on silent, so I didn’t notice.
MC: Humph, fine, that’s a good enough reason.
Curious, I once again poke at the leather jacket he is wearing.
MC: Why did you suddenly dress like this? I almost didn’t even recognize you just now.
Victor: It’s common sense to don the most suitable outfit according to the corresponding setting.
Victor: Do I have to wear a three-piece suit here as well?
MC: I mean… I never imagined that you’d show up at the PUB.
Victor: [OH GOD THE WAY HE SULKILY MUTTERS UNDER HIS BREATH] “Wouldn’t show up.” That’s because a certain someone didn’t invite me.
Victor speaks in a low voice and very speedily, and I’m unable to catch it properly through the beats of the music.
However, Victor has already leaned in slightly, looking straight at me.
Victor: [how do you sound 🥺 so while sulking] Or do you think I’m not a fit for this kind of setting?
MC: Huh?
Suddenly, I vaguely understand something.
No wonder he asked me about my schedule like that yesterday, deliberately canceled my midnight snack, and appeared fully armed in front of me like this today…
Staring at his pursed-up lips beneath the intertwined light and shadow, my heart feels a little itchy, as if it’s being gently stroked by Pudding’s paw.
I pick up a glass of wine and speak solemnly.
MC: I have received CEO Victor’s protest.
MC: From this day forward, we must always be together no matter what the setting is, okay?
Victor doesn’t answer me, but his eyebrows have clearly donned the curvature of satisfaction.
He sits up straight again, raising his glass to me.
Victor: Since this is a rare visit, let’s sit for a while longer.
MC: Okay! I also want to look at more of this version of you, but… I also want to eat the midnight snack you’ve prepared for tonight.
Our wine glasses clink, producing a crisp and pleasant sound.
Victor’s smile prevails amid the rich aroma of the cocktail, his low and mellow voice carrying an indolence of satisfaction.
Victor: [VOICE DROPS TO HIS SEXY WHISPER] That will depend on your performance tonight, and then I’ll consider again whether to cancel it or not.
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📞 Call and Moments: HERE! (! Fair warning, they are equally gold)
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#Firstly congrats to MC for achieving yet another milestone and continuously making her man proud 🥺#SULKING BIG CAT. SULKING BIG CAT. THE WAY HE SULKS ALMOST THE ENTIRE DATE. And the way MC is SO WARY of her sulking big cat LMAO#HE IS JUST SO BABY 🥺 MC coaxing style– *grab him–hug him–pat him–tell him you love him to death–then kiss him to death* 🥴🫠💘#i just couldn’t stop laughing and smiling for even a moment throughout 🤣🥺 HE IS JUST SO ARRGGHH 世界第一甜的李泽言 indeed❤️#also kudos to MC’s whole company LMAO. THAT PART WAS GOLD. they seem so used to with MC’s gushing LOL— “Ooh people look that’s Boss’ man”😂#mlqc victor#mlqc li zeyan#mlqc#mr love victor#mr love queen's choice#恋与制作人#李泽言#love and producer#mlqc cn#mlqc spoilers#mlqc translations
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I can tell my manager is really irritated that I'm calling out of work so much right now, but do you know what's worse than being understaffed? losing a pet to something genetically predispositioned that you really couldn't do much against in the first place bc they were a mistreated stray when you found them and what's ailing them might've already been in motion when you adopted them
#archi wheezes#yeah I KNOW the boss is on vacation and this is inconvenient#im SO SORRY that the likely DEATH of my CAt is SO ANNOYING
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Intro Post Thingy :P
Hiiiiii everyone, my name is Anabelle. Welcome to my page!
My pronouns are She/They and They/Them (my gender-fluid ass usually flips between these two), and I’m a Lesbian! My commissions are open!!
Please read my carrd: https://anaverageartist.carrd.co
Commission Info: https://www.tumblr.com/glossytoothpick/764349511946600448/hello-i-am-opening-commissions-listed-above
Here are my interests!: Tornadoes, Cats, the MBTI test, old aesthetics, Liminal Spaces, Music in general (i go feral for Will Wood’s music in particular tho), Psychology, Bendy, Good Omens, Undertale/Deltarune, Sky COTL (I never play it tho lol), Cuphead, Helluva Boss, Arcane, Poppy Playtime (kinda, I’m most just a fan of Chapter 3 lol), My Hero Academia, Steven Universe, Yokai Watch, Gravity Falls, Death Note, Heartstopper, Lackadaisy, the Amazing Digital Circus, Daganronpa, and more! (I like too many things to be able to remember all of them ☹️)
I draw sometimes too so stay tuned for art posts!
#intro post#intro pin#intro to my blog#tornadoes#cats#mbti#aesthetic#liminal spaces#will wood#will wood and the tapeworms#music#psychology#bendy#good omens#undertale#deltarune#sky cotl#sky children of the light#cuphead#helluva boss#poppy playtime#steven universe#gravity falls#death note#heartstopper#lackadaisy#the amazing digital circus#daganronpa#yokai watch#arcane
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it’s okay… i’ll be the big tit cow gf so idia can fulfill his hentai fantasies… i’ll even wear the stupid cow lingerie </3
Very true. <3 I will gladly become the hentai hucow gf for my chronically online epic gamer bf who lives off of energy drinks and might dox me if I call Precipice Moirai mid. ( >﹏<。)
#twisted chit chat#thinking many thoughts about mr. idia...#death god idia#magical girl idia (also magical girl floyd but he just beats the life out of people with his magical staff LOL)#(during the day he is magical girl but at night he is mafia boss who is cutely and fluffily infatuated with his darling!! :D)#(househusband floyd..........)#idia who is ceo of styx and he is so down bad for the new hire and wants to try to ask you on a date (an impossible side quest)#vtuber idia (also vtuber azul or jade mwahaha) whose vtuber model is a cute shinigami girl with a lot of lore#but behind the pixels idia is a filthy man who's holding his darling captive and so whenever there is noise during streams#idia blames it on his cat :) and no one suspects anything#a very fair warning: when book 6 is released at the end of february i will not be normal about idia orz
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Leon 💙
Species: Bioweapon Human (Bio-human)
Age: 19
Gender: Male
Husband: Tommyinnit
Sisters: Jada, Vex, and Jill Valentine
Daughter: Angel
Son: Shroud
Neese: Everest
Brother-In-Law: Wilbur Soot and Bendy
Father-In-Law: Philza
Mother: Poppy Partridge
Friends: N, Uzi Doorman, Loona, V, Octavia Goetia, Jasmine, and Howdy Pillar
Royalty: Prince
Food: Pancakes and eating people
Team members: Kings Island Palace
Roller coaster: Orion 💙🩵
#Leon Kennedy#Leon S. Kennedy#Tommyinnit#OC: wolf#Jada the Wolf Demon#OC: wendigo#Vex the Wendigo#Jill Valentine#Bendy#Wilbur Soot#Philza#Poppy Partridge#Serial Designation N#Uzi Doorman#Loona Hellhound#Serial Designation V#Octavia Goetia#Welcome Home OC: cat#Jasmine the Cat#Howdy Pillar#Resident Evil#RE: Death Island#Bendy and the Ink Machine#Murder Drones#Helluva Boss#DSMP#Welcome Home#AU crossover#fanart#my art
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I DON'T KNOW IF I REMEMBER POSTING THE LINK ON HERE OR NOT BUT WELP
wrote and posted this initially on September of 2020 so yeah....
might as well share it since @pocketramblr is on a Sailor Moon kick~
#quiet boss#bnha fanfic#fanfic#remembering death#sailor moon au#goofy's sailor moon au#not to be mistaken with pocket's#i have aizawa and oboro as the cats
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