#boring hobby

[falseandrealultravival]

Insufferable "gourmet"

A blogger named SPYBOY spends his weekends eating delicious gourmet food such as Italian and Chinese food. He will spend 30,000 yen ($300) on one meal. He denies creative cuisine. He says it's because the recipes of top restaurants are complete and sophisticated, but creative cuisine doesn't come close.

I don't have money to spend, so I'm always creative. There is a "path" to cooking, and if you keep it under control, I think it's easy to bring out the taste of a first-class restaurant, so I often disagree with this blogger, SPYBOY.

And, as you might imagine, SPYBOY denies convenience stores. He hates convenience stores like a scorpion because they only sell foods with lots of additives. However, the process of cooking is all about adding additives to the ingredients.

Furthermore, he says that he is a sympathizer of Vietnamese people, but when I suggest that he should shop at a convenience store once in a while to support them who work at a convenience store in Japan, he refuses. Well, in other words, being a Vietnamese sympathizer is also a pose, and the rich SPYBOY wants to spend money only on gourmet food. It's a boring hobby.

鼻持ちならない「グルメ」

SPYBOYというブロガーは、週末になると、イタリアン、中華など、金に飽かせて美味しいグルメを食べまくる。彼は一回の食事で３、４万円（３００ドル）は散財するだろう。彼は創作料理を否定する。一流レストランのレシピが完備され洗練されているのに、創作料理は及びもつかないからだと彼はいう。

私などは、散財する金がないので、いつでも創作料理だ。料理には「道筋」があり、それを抑えておけば、一流レストランの味をだすことなど、簡単だと私は思うので、このSPYBOYというブロガーとは、意見が対立することが多い。

そして、想像できそうなことだが、SPYBOYはコンビニエンスストアを否定する。添加物の多い食品ばかり売っているというので、コンビニエンスストアを蛇蝎のごとく嫌うのだ。でも、料理を作る過程は、すべて「食材に添加物を加える過程ではないのか？」コンビニエンスストアを否定する理由が見つからないではないか。

さらには、彼はベトナムの人たちのシンパだというが、日本でコンビニエンスストアに勤める彼らを援助するために、たまにはコンビニエンスストアで買い物したらどうか、と私が提案すると、拒否する。まあ、つまりはベトナム人シンパであるのもポーズで、金持ちのSPYBOYは、グルメにのみ、お金を使いたいのであろう。鼻持ちならない趣味だな。

[gideonisms]

I LOVE being alive so I can be mediocre at SO many different hobbies

[fanaticalthings]

Broke: "Dick Grayson was upset at a new kid taking over his mantle because he doesn't think Jason will be good enough as Robin"

Woke: "Dick is upset at Jason, not because he's suddenly taking over the mantle he created, but because Jason isn't nearly feral enough of a child to drive Bruce insane in Dick's place"

Dick: You wanna be my successor? Go swing from that chandelier right now.

Jason:

Dick: As a matter of fact, I need to see you crawling all over the walls. Make a ruckus, break some furniture

Jason: But Bruce-

Dick: SCREW Bruce. Your job as my new brother is to make his life HELL. Why are you so polite? Why are you so calm? Where's your DRIVE, your PASSION, huh? You may be worthy of the title of Robin, but are you WORTHY of being my disaster brother?

Jason, a little scared: I dont-

Dick, scoffing: The youth these days just don't rebel like they used to.

[dailyloopdeloop]

DAY 108 (139): bored

[sergle]

people being dramatic about "american cheese" (in quotes bc americans didn't make it) is one of my favorite topics because it's funny to see people talk about it like it's a biohazardous waste when it's literally just Cheddar That Has Been Watered Down With Milk, And Then Emulsified

[my-swishersweet]

I need a new hobby 🫠🥱

[fox-guardian]

read a fic recently that had an interaction like

sasha: tim get like one social media PLEASE I am BEGGING

tim: I have linkedin?

and I cannot describe the Joy I felt reading that. they get it.

[teaboot]

Theoretically I enjoy living with people but unfortunately when you tell people you're a neuroatypical raccoon with twelve ongoing hobbies, completely random work hours, and a series of admittedly unusual lifelong compulsions they tend to hear that and go "oh haha you're trying to be Quirky okay" and then save their ten million questions and concerns for when you can't run away

[ocpder]

Non-traumagenics stop acting oppressed for being a system/disabled when you are not disabled because you're not a system challenge

[lily-s-world]

I don't know if it was my type of humor or maybe the cultural differences, but the presenter in the Golden Globes tonight was so unfunny. His monologue was boring and basically just pointing out who was in the room.

Reducing the impact Barbie had this year, to the physical attributes of a plastic doll. For real??

The joke about scientifics getting laid, like, that could had been funny in the 80s, now is just stupid.

Not to mention the attempt to joke about who Taylor Swift was dating, so original!!!

[petite-phthora]

Can I kiss you?

[DP x DC fic]

[Love at first... murder? - part 1]

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“—so sorry! I swear I didn’t mean to kill him! It was an accident! He just jumped me out of nowhere and I have had bad experiences with clowns in the past so when I saw it was a clown trying to kidnap me I kinda just panicked and punched him! I swear, dude, I didn’t mean to hit him so hard—“

Jason, much too calmly, likely in some form of shock, rises from the crouched-down position he had been in to check the clown corpse’s pulse.

He had seen the poor, still rambling, twink getting grabbed from a distance and was about to step in as Red Hood, not even having been aware it was the Joker who —shouldn’t he have been in Arkham? There has been no announcement of him breaking out yet— had grabbed the guy until he had run close enough to the scene.

Which was after the guy had already been startled so badly by the Joker trying to kidnap him that he sucker punched the Joker into the wall of the alley so hard the clown died.

Said twink then realized what he had done and that he had a witness, that witness being Red Hood himself, and had started his frenzied speech on how it was an accident and to please don’t take him to jail he’s only just started his scholarship at Gotham U. and he can’t have murder on his track record yet.

Breathless, Jason looks at the nervous twink in front of him, who's still trying to plead his case, and who just obliterated the Joker with a punch.

Before his brain can catch up to his mouth, he’s already cutting the distressed monologuing off.

“Can I kiss you?” He blurts out.

Danny, taken off guard, breaks out of his panicked—oh, Ancients, I just killed someone— stupor and lets out a startled laugh.

“Take me out to dinner first” came the automatic joking reply, Danny still largely in shock of what he did.

Jason, either not picking up on the joking tone or ignoring it, nods seriously, already trying to come up with the best place for a dinner date with the cute twink to thank him for his service to the city.

Danny, who has calmed down slightly by now, glances between the red-helmed vigilante and the clown corpse. His gaze lands on Red Hood and he hesitantly speaks up again.

“So, uh, what happens now? Do I need to go to the station to make a statement orrrr?” He pauses awkwardly.

Jason, who’s still trying to figure out whether the Bat Burger would be a good place for a first date or not, doesn’t reply.

“I’ve got school in the morning and I only have like,” he pauses to check his phone for the time, “3 more hours before I have to be up for my first lesson. Soooo, I’m just gonna go. That cool?”

Again, he waits for a reply. But it doesn’t come.

“Right. Cool cool. Uh, see you later? Mr. Red Hood dude sir?” Danny gives a clumsy and awkward salute before turning tail and speed-walking away.

It’s not until 30 minutes later, once Jason has finally decided on the perfect place to take the guy to dinner to, that he realizes the twink is gone.

Fuck, he forgot to ask for the guy’s name.

…

And number.

[kwillow]

Join our hands and come along - the day's about to dawn!

[kvothbloodless]

I dont think Chilchuck would be sleeping with any of the other characters because those are his beloved coworkers and it would be too weird to even think about.

BUT, while I dont ship Laios and Senshi, I do think they have a weird bromance thing going on where they have sex totally platonically, in a "you will never understand a true warrior's bond" kind of thing. Like COD players giving each other blow jobs or whatever.

[theoryandahalf]

Shortest retirement in Youtuber history 🙄

[jetsimpersonator]

I should've been doing my homework . Did another limited color palette drawing instead (with more colors this time though. Tbf. This is a bigger drawing)

[magnetictapedatastorage]

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