#I did warn you

[teaboot]

Theoretically I enjoy living with people but unfortunately when you tell people you're a neuroatypical raccoon with twelve ongoing hobbies, completely random work hours, and a series of admittedly unusual lifelong compulsions they tend to hear that and go "oh haha you're trying to be Quirky okay" and then save their ten million questions and concerns for when you can't run away

[nat111love]

CITADEL

↳ Season 1 . Episode 1  "The Human Enigma"

[blorbodiaz]

eddie diaz in ‘9-1-1’ s5 | joel miller in ‘the last of us’ s1

[crispy-art-on-fire]

Introduction

Hi hello as I see people following me. I am Candle (they/them).

If you expect any particular media, I do requests, but otherwise I draw what I want unless I am possessed by autism and only have room in my brain for one things.

[xmen-more-like-sexwithmen]

Troy's reaction to meeting LeVar Burton is making more and more sense by the day.

I would literally have a panic attack if I ever met Danny Pudi. I would spontaneously combust and end up babbling about fanfiction and how fucking hot Brad Bakshi is.

[pupplushy]

warning you now you prolly don't wanna look under the read more

the worst part about being amab is the random erections like. I'm not even DOING anything why are you hard. Sir. What.

[soitamulle]

uh oh the filmmaker levan akin met some vampires in the 70s! don't worry he's alive they let him go they liked him

[mystic-orb88]

Awful (Is there any other type??) Pick-up Lines for Hazbin Characters I made up or Thought Of:

⚠Warning for spoilers.

Charlie: Inside you is a rainbow, but I wanna be too.

Vaggie: Are you a flame? ‘Cause hon, I’m attracted to you.

Vox: I’ll put my plug in your socket any day.

Alastor: Darling, by the time I’ve finished with you, you’ll be the one smiling.

Lucifer: You’re the apple of my eye.

Angel: I must be tripping, ‘cause babe, I’m falling for you.

[egophiliac]

DOGS

IN

SPACE

[gayahithwen]

#no.#black coffee has nothing in it#if you say you want a medium black coffee#youre getting plain coffee#if you say 'black with two sugars'#you will get coffee with two sugars#if you just order coffee with no descriptors#i will ask if you want cream and sugar#but i won't ask if you want sugar when you order black coffee#bc you have already told me that you don't

I'm sorry, @tirlaeyn - but as promised, I'm gonna have to fight you now.

Like, I understand the need for a term meaning just coffee. But that term already exists - order it plain. (YOU EVEN USED THAT PHRASE IN YOUR TAGS, explaining that anyone who orders black coffee get's "plain coffee".) Plain coffee is just a cup of bean water.

Black coffee is about the color of the drink, and it's still black coffee even if you add sweeteners. Not that you should be adding sweeteners to black coffee without asking, especially because the chances that the person meant plain when they said black is too high (clearly, as indicated by the poll).

But to skip over asking if they want sweeteners because "they ordered it black" is going too far in the other direction. If they want it plain, they can order it plain. If they're ordering it black, and you're not double checking whether they want sweeteners with that, you're the one in the wrong.

Hello Tumblr! (⁠>⁠o⁠<⁠)⁠ﾉ⁠✧

In refrence to this post, I come to you today with a potentially divisive question:

[isjasz]

my hgcz cover thumbnail sketches ✨i have posting these in my todos for like decades but keep procrastinating LMAOF BUT THROWING IT OUT HERE NOW!!!!

GO READ HGCZ @hotguycomiczine IF U HAVENT ALREADY WHAT ARE U DOING💥 /SILLY

[akanemnon]

I wonder if she takes cash or credit.

FIRST - PREVIOUS - NEXT

MASTERPOST (for the full series / FAQ / reference sheets)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Look what we've become.

[First] Prev <–-> Next

[ofswordsandpens]

its funny because Percy has been spiraling ever since pjo and whenever he has a particularly bad episode you have other characters actively worried about it and you think to yourself surely they're going to intervene, surely someone is going to talk to him about it, and then like no one ever does lol

[travelers-ward]

Thinking about Krile.

Krile, who woke up one day from a coma to find that she was alone in the world. Who lost her home, her colleagues, her friends, the legacy of her grandfather, all in an instant. Who found out that the gift that she'd cursed for half her life saved her, and no one else. Who thought that maybe, at least her childhood friend and her dearest friend, both in distant Eorzea, might be safe and alive. Who received nothing but silence from either of them. And found out one day, months later, years later, that neither of them were ever coming back.

Krile, who continued on more alone in the world than ever before with nothing but a smile.

(Krile, who we didn't even get to see take a moment to hear about or process the fact that G'raha shut himself in a tower to sleep maybe forever without so much as a goodbye.)

(Krile, who learned that her dearest friend Minfilia was gone forever and simply carried on with a smile because there was work to be done. Much like Minfilia carried on with a smile when she heard her dearest friend Krile was in a coma. Because there was work to do. And to think, Minfilia never got to find out that Krile was all right.)

[bubblybloob]

I find it very funny that supposedly every time our voices bicker and argue, the princess is just left there, totally unaware.

She seemingly acknowledges this too! After a while of back and forth in our mind, she’ll pipe up because she’s noticed we’ve gotten lost in our thoughts. She must think we have trouble with zoning out. She’s not necessarily wrong, I guess.