#I did warn you

[teaboot]

Theoretically I enjoy living with people but unfortunately when you tell people you're a neuroatypical raccoon with twelve ongoing hobbies, completely random work hours, and a series of admittedly unusual lifelong compulsions they tend to hear that and go "oh haha you're trying to be Quirky okay" and then save their ten million questions and concerns for when you can't run away

[nat111love]

CITADEL

↳ Season 1 . Episode 1  "The Human Enigma"

[blorbodiaz]

eddie diaz in ‘9-1-1’ s5 | joel miller in ‘the last of us’ s1

[crispy-art-on-fire]

Introduction

Hi hello as I see people following me. I am Candle (they/them).

If you expect any particular media, I do requests, but otherwise I draw what I want unless I am possessed by autism and only have room in my brain for one things.

[regular-theodore]

Troy's reaction to meeting LeVar Burton is making more and more sense by the day.

I would literally have a panic attack if I ever met Danny Pudi. I would spontaneously combust and end up babbling about fanfiction and how fucking hot Brad Bakshi is.

[pupplushy]

warning you now you prolly don't wanna look under the read more

the worst part about being amab is the random erections like. I'm not even DOING anything why are you hard. Sir. What.

[soitamulle]

uh oh the filmmaker levan akin met some vampires in the 70s! don't worry he's alive they let him go they liked him

[mystic-orb88]

Awful (Is there any other type??) Pick-up Lines for Hazbin Characters I made up or Thought Of:

⚠Warning for spoilers.

Charlie: Inside you is a rainbow, but I wanna be too.

Vaggie: Are you a flame? ‘Cause hon, I’m attracted to you.

Vox: I’ll put my plug in your socket any day.

Alastor: Darling, by the time I’ve finished with you, you’ll be the one smiling.

Lucifer: You’re the apple of my eye.

Angel: I must be tripping, ‘cause babe, I’m falling for you.

[theverycoolfish]

Marvelous

First of all we celebrate on Christmas Eve but let’s start with advent: okay for the 4 last sundays before Christmas Eve (if Christmas Eve is a Sunday that counts) we light a candle. Like first Sunday until 2nd 1 candle 2nd until 3rd 2 candle and so on.

We also hang up stars in our windows

Like that one

Next exciting thing is Lucia. It’s on 13th December. Everyone dress up in white nightgowns (the design of them is at OLD no one have worn them for something else than Lucia for ages) (fuck gender roles put the boys/men in dresses) (I wish it said fuck gender roles more but after this it’s decided by gender :/) (but people are starting to break the roles a little and throwing in alternatives so yay but if I start going into the alternatives I will find myself writing a long text about folklore) okay traditionally it looks like this (I found the pictures on Pinterest):

Sadly the woman with the candle-crown ”should” according to some be white and have blonde hair but the times are changing and now it’s more variety :) well I was in one of those and we had 4 different candle crown people. Neither were blonde. They were all perfect.

We sing songs (or well the dressed up people do and the rest listen and watches) its kind of nice kind of wtf are we doing which IS FUN. All that to celebrate some Italian saint and we haven’t even been catholic since 1523 (or well that’s the year the guy who changed that became king) (he needed the church’s money) (okay now I nearly started rambling about history too)

On Christmas Eve there is two movies you have to watch. One is called Donald Duck but it’s actually it’s a lot of clips from old Disney movies/short movies and it’s presented as if they wish everyone a merry Christmas and tell everyone a wholesome/fun story. (It includes but is not limited to Lady &Lufsen dining, Donald Duck trying to photograph a bird, Mickey Mouse, Donald Duck and Goofy camping, the mice sewing cinderella’s dress, Robin Hood stealing Prince John’s money, Santa Claus and elves fixing toys and stuff for the kids [you REALLY should have a paint like that])

According to Wikipedia it’s been streamed on live television since 1960 and at been on top 4 most streamed programs EVERY year since at least 1994 (no data before that year)

It probably costs a fortune because it’s fucking Disney but we’re a lot of people who really likes it and we all divide the day in before Donald (it hurts to not say Kalle which is his Swedish name) and after.

Ofc we have Karl Bertil Jonsson too which I rambled about in the tags that is now screenshotted in the previous reblog.

If there is at least one kid in the family: sometime in the evening dad or grandfather or uncle or someone (usually male person) has to go outside to ”buy the newspaper” or ”buy some milk” soon thereafter Santa knocks on the door. Comes in, speaks a little with everyone, maybe eats something and gives presents. Then he leaves. Soon after that dad returns home. The store was sold out on newspapers/milk/literally anything.

It’s not a complete list but I need to rewatch Karl Bertil Jonsson. The animated version ofc not the live action. Nothing against the live action it’s just not a classic

my only advice is to BE CAREFUL posting about holiday traditions around europeans. you'll post something casual like "anyone else watch the old Grinch movie every year? what a classic" and a european will appear as if summoned and say some shit like "funny how USAmericans always CONVENIENTLY forget that Not Everyone On Earth is from The USA…….. no of COURSE we dont watch 'the grunch' or whatever the fuck that is…. our tradition is to attend a community showing of Glummdorf the Racial Stereotype"

[egophiliac]

just something I wanted to try! (tumblr please don't absolutely destroy this, thank you)

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Look what we've become.

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[gayahithwen]

#no.#black coffee has nothing in it#if you say you want a medium black coffee#youre getting plain coffee#if you say 'black with two sugars'#you will get coffee with two sugars#if you just order coffee with no descriptors#i will ask if you want cream and sugar#but i won't ask if you want sugar when you order black coffee#bc you have already told me that you don't

I'm sorry, @tirlaeyn - but as promised, I'm gonna have to fight you now.

Like, I understand the need for a term meaning just coffee. But that term already exists - order it plain. (YOU EVEN USED THAT PHRASE IN YOUR TAGS, explaining that anyone who orders black coffee get's "plain coffee".) Plain coffee is just a cup of bean water.

Black coffee is about the color of the drink, and it's still black coffee even if you add sweeteners. Not that you should be adding sweeteners to black coffee without asking, especially because the chances that the person meant plain when they said black is too high (clearly, as indicated by the poll).

But to skip over asking if they want sweeteners because "they ordered it black" is going too far in the other direction. If they want it plain, they can order it plain. If they're ordering it black, and you're not double checking whether they want sweeteners with that, you're the one in the wrong.

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In refrence to this post, I come to you today with a potentially divisive question:

[ofswordsandpens]

its funny because Percy has been spiraling ever since pjo and whenever he has a particularly bad episode you have other characters actively worried about it and you think to yourself surely they're going to intervene, surely someone is going to talk to him about it, and then like no one ever does lol

[bubblybloob]

I find it very funny that supposedly every time our voices bicker and argue, the princess is just left there, totally unaware.

She seemingly acknowledges this too! After a while of back and forth in our mind, she’ll pipe up because she’s noticed we’ve gotten lost in our thoughts. She must think we have trouble with zoning out. She’s not necessarily wrong, I guess.

[lunatic-fandom-space]

Ive been spending my free time watching dracula adaptations and good god you guys were NOT kidding about them doing jonathan and mina dirty, I have watched 17 movies so far, you wanna know how many of them actually did them justice??

ONE!!! (dracula (2006) i enjoyed it a lot, I'd definitely recommend it)

[cutter-kirby]

come on simon