#boi loves motercycles

[donniesbabygirl28]

would you write anything about the motorcycle boy?

It is less likely because I don't know that much about him and honestly I would pick Rusty James over him ANY DAY.

[rubarb69]

1969 YG5 Trailmaster 80 (most likley)

Though im not quite sure, since i have 0 clue when the photo was taken, what bike they used, or anything of the sort. But its like, 65% the same bike, and is 100% in the same or a similar family of bikes

[blippymilk]

Dirt Bike Racer Fem! Reader x Brozone (+ Poppy)

(TYSM for all the love, request, and followers guys!! The little comments y’all be putting on your request and under my post make me wanna tear up a lil bit 🤧)

John Dory:

- Finds it incredibly hot that you’re a (famous) dirt bike racer

- Didn’t know you were a female at first until you took off your helmet and revealed your (GORGEOUS) self

- Never thought he had a chance with you tbh :(

- But then realizes HE’S JOHN DORY, THE LEADER, J.D and gets the courage to ask you out (however that story ends up is up to you)

- When you guys finally end up together his heart is content

- Although sometimes he feels that he has to go beyond his expectations because his girlfriend is literally a dirt bike racer!

- So yes his ego is hurt a little bit (but he’ll never stop loving you so don’t even worry)

- He would love to take your motorcycle for a ride all day

- And if he doesn’t know how to ride one yet (which I doubt) he will (put his ego aside and) ask for lessons (don’t tell anyone though)

- Definitely getting matching cycles

Spruce:

- Kinda thinks you’re a walking hazard/danger sign at first

- But Bruce believes the heart wants what the heart wants and it wanted you

- Has to get used to the loud noises your motorcycle makes when you take off anywhere, but eventually gets over it

- Loves riding on the motercycle with you after a couple months

- Has you under a oath to never speak about the time he tried to take it for a ride by himself with zero experience (🫢)

- Makes sure the keys (or anything that the lock can be picked with) for the motorcycle are always out of reach if you decide to have kids

- Doesn’t mind you taking the kids for a ride (but they have to be 10 or older 😢)

- Definitely wears a shirt that says ‘My wife is a famous dirt bike racer, how about you?’

Clay:

- You definitely bring out the fun in him (and he hates that at first)

- You met him during his serious boy Clay get up so at first he didn’t take you too seriosuly

- But when he learns it’s ok to loosen up, he found himself falling for you (he been loved you, he’s just embracing it now)

- Wants to be on your motorcycle more than you do

- Definitely already knew how to ride one (he was fun boy Clay soooo)

- Teach him all the crazy tricks in the book, he’ll end up mastering them all

- Please convince this man to wear a helmet cause if you don’t , he’s not even touching one

- Screaming all types of things while on the bike

“I LOVE MY GIRLFRIEND!”

Floyd:

- It’s a little weird with Floyd

- Like he loves and supports the fact that you’re a dirt bike racer but he doesn’t think about it too much (at least for the first part of the relationship)

- Secretly terrified of the roaring of your engine behind his calm smile

- You didn’t realize he was either until one day he walked into your garage and you started it up, causing him to completely fall onto his back

“Oh my gosh Floyd are you ok?

“Yea bab- yeah I’m fine…”

- Unlike the other boys, you have to convince him to ride on your bike

- Sit him in front of you so he’s convinced you won’t leave him behind :(

-Eventually he learns to enjoy it to some degree (still prefers the car tho if you know what I mean)

- Attends every event you have with the biggest “____’s #1 FAN!” sign anyone there can bring, and please don’t let him find out if someone is trying to show him up 😭

Branch:

- Ok let’s be honest if you met him during his first Trolls movie phase, he would actually despise you (at least at first)😭

- The nerve he’d think you’d have to turn on your loud engine while the village could possibly be hunted down by bergens

- After the first movie events and knowing everyone’s fine and well, he starts to show some interest

- You may or may not catch him at one or two or all of your events

- He can’t decide if he wants to ride your bike or not

- Like you’ll offer to take him for a ride and every time he’s just like:

“Well- like…um- ye- well actually, wait no, actually…maybe- well…”

- It’s to the point where if you want him to go with you, you’re gonna need to snatch him on and put the helmet on his head

- Since he’s one of the few trolls that knows about the internet, he made a fan account for you where he uploads all your clips, and makes sweet commentary and deletes all hate comments and possibly comments “____ is better” on fan accounts for any opposing riders

Poppy:

- You might have to run away from this girl at first

- Begs to ride your bike before you’re even together

- And when she is with you like Bruce she feels the need to take it upon herself to try and ride the bike

- Let’s just say she enjoyed your physical attention and the way you kissed her “boo-boo’s” afterwards

- So by the time she heals you’ve learned to take Poppy for frequent rides

- Has no shame in asking for lessons at all

- Definitely asks you to take, her, and Viva for a joyride

- Let’s the whole pop village know that her girlfriend is a famous dirt bike rider (as if they don’t already know 💀)

“Oh you’re boyfriend’s a baker? That’s crazy cause my girlfriends a dirt bike racer!”

“No way she’s a CEO? Mine ride’s a dirt bike, and she’s well know!”

“You’re girlfriends a top secret spy for the biggest agents in the world? That’s insane, my girlfriend rides a dirt bike!”

[yinora-evergreen]

HIII BABES i saw u write for spn so here's a req if ur willing !!

can i have a sam x genderfluid reader (or nonbinary is fine !) where reader saves sam from a monster attack and ends up tagging along w him and dean, during which sam kind of follows them around and admires them a lot ??

thanksss xx and hope ur enjoying the show

a/n: SURE THING BABE!! im actually so excited because this is my very first supernatural request, so thats really cool! i love the username btw, and the banner thing on your profile, really mixing my hyperfixations there! (dead boy detectives + supernatural) if you want another part, or another prompt whatsoever just request!

pairing: Sam Winchester x genderfluid!hunter!reader, platonic!Dean Winchester x reader, set with season 2 in mind (Dean doesn't have a deal yet)

note: i am not personally genderfluid, so im sorry if there are any inaccuracies, i tried my best with the knowledge i have. reader rides a purple motorcycle, Dean and reader are little shits to eachother but we love it here. reader is a badass because i said so. reader knows about Dean and Sam because of Bobby. reader is mentioned to wear eyeliner once. reader likes metallica (same)

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it started with a simple case, it was a quick vamp nest, in and out.

what they hadn't thought of, was the fact that maybe, maybe, the kind woman who was hitting on both of them at the bar at an ungodly hour might've been a vamp too, and perhaps wanted to get rid of them, keep them away from her oh-so-lovely nest.

so here they are, tied up, gagged with a cloth, vamps practically circling them.

Sam could count 4 in sight, and atleast three taking naps a few feet away.

while Sam racks his mind for a solution, Dean can't help but shoot a wink to the vampire who hit on them at the bar a few hours ago, trying to act as chill as he can.

suddenly, all four of the circling vampires look up at the sound of a motercycle, and before they know it one comes crashing through the wooden wall, a guy with a helmet, you, being on top of it.

you jump off the motorcycle, letting it crash right into two vampires and lodging them against the opposite wall while you take out your machete, slashing at the other two, cutting their heads off with great skill.

next, the three napping vampires wake up, and immediately fling themselves at you.

you avoid them, dodging as if its a walk in the park, and cut off their head too.

for a second, you forget about the last two vamps, who are now free from your motorcycle, and charging at you.

one of them manages to knick your arm, leaving a small cut, and the other just completely misses, her leg having been crushed from the crash.

you handle them both pretty well, slashing at them and effectively killing them.

you take off your helmet, letting out a relieved sigh.

"damn, it better not be broken too bad" you mumble as you walk over and set your motorcycle upright again.

you hear muffled... something, coming from one of the guys tied to the pole, and see them both looking at you.

"oh, right, people" you mumble, taking a few long strides to get to them, first removing the cloth from their mouth and then the rope from their hands.

"you two good?" you ask, helping them up.

"how the fuck did you do that?" the shorter one asks, running a hand through his short hair.

"lets see, training, training, practice, did i mention training?" you say sarcastically, earning a chuckle from the tall one.

"hey, that was pretty cool, im taking it you're a hunter? we are too, im Sam and this is my brother Dean" he says with a smile, it reminds you of a golden retriever.

"wait, your last name doesn't happen to be Winchester, right?" you reply with a small smile of your own.

"its nice to meet you, i'm [name], i heard of you two from Bobby"

"well, your motorcycle seems pretty fucked, one of its tires is going empty and there's a piece hanging loose" Dean comments, dusting off his hands.

"oh for fuck's sake, i just got it fixed!" you groan in annoyance.

"oh, you can tag along with us if you want, we got a motel nearby" Sam offers sweetly, earning an elbow in the ribs from Dean.

"thanks, but i'm good, i got a motel room nearby too, infact, it wouldn't surprise me if we got the same one. Sunshine's Seashell Motel?" Sam looks surprised, Dean just looks annoyed.

"right, great, we'll see you tomorrow, maybe" Dean comments, before grabbing Sam's arm and practically dragging him away.

you smile to yourself, shaking your head before walking out aswell, going back to the motel.

the next morning, you put on a tanktop and some comfy jeans, matched with a flannel. you walk out, hair loose and some eyeliner on.

you walk out front to bring back your key, a duffelbag over your shoulder. you thank the worker behind the desk, and hear mumbling behind you.

you turn to the sound, and see Sam and Dean standing there, Dean making a face while Sam seems to talk wide eyed.

"im telling you Dean, that's the guy who saved our asses last night!"

"bullshit! thats just some girl in a flannel who looks like him, im sure of it!"

you smile, and decide to walk over to them. "hey boys! rested up from the whole thing yesterday?" you can't help but grin at Dean's flabbergasted face.

"im sorry, but i could swear you were a guy last night" Dean says, looking very confused.

"i was" you say cassually, walking along with them as they exit the motel and walk to their car, which you can't help but admire.

"what?" Dean looks even more confused, and Sam speaks up.

"genderfluid, Dean, she's genderfluid" Sam looks almost interested in you, but you shrug it off for admiration or something.

"atleast, i think thats it, right?" you nod, coming to a stop as Dean just shakes his head in disbelief and gets into the drivers seat, dumping his bag in the back, and Sam is about to go into the passengers seat before he looks at you.

"you wanna come with us? we're going to Bobby's, and im guessing your motorcycle isnt in a driving state." he smiles kindly at you, and you can swear he checks you out with his eyes before you shake it off.

"yeah, that'd be great, actually, thanks" you get in the back of the car, a grumbled scoff coming from Dean.

the moment he turns on the car, metallica 'sad but true' comes blasting throught the speakers, and you bob your head along the beat.

"ah, i see you actually have style! you know what, you can drive with us whenever you want" Dean says with a shit eating grin, earning and eyeroll from Sam.

"right, so she likes your music, and suddenly its all fine?" he scoffs and looks out of the window.

you can't stop the fluttering feeling in your chest.

maybe, for once, hunting can bring you something good, something better than just saving people.

maybe it can bring you your best ally you'll ever gain.

maybe it'll grant you a lover.

little do you know, that Sam is looking at you through the mirror, admiration apparent in his gaze, and he looks away again. he looks at Dean, who gives him a knowing look.

his brother is down bad already.

[nox140497]

What the Hell?

SUMMARY: You are the current Batgirl after Steff . The Titans have not met you yet, but you know who they are. In this one, Raven has had a crush on Damian for a while.

Masterlist

Prompt List

Part 1 part 2 part 3

~~~~~~~~Y/N p.o.v.~~~~~~~~~

I was sitting at the Batcomputer waiting for Bruce and the boys to come home and listening to Tim and Damian arguing through the comm in my ear, occasionally one of the others wiuld chip in and make a coment.

I had been benched from going out because I had been sick last week and Damian being the overprotective boyfriend he is did not want me out in the field until he deemed me 100% better, and of caurse Bruce agreed because where do you think Damian got it from.

So here I was whatching the camaras and making sure all my boys were safe, because despite Damian being my boyfriend his brothers were like my own big brothers especially Jason.

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~~~~~~~Raven's p.o.v.~~~~~~

We were on our way to the Batcave to get Robin(Damian) because we had a lead on a vilian in Jump City, and we needed his help.

As we got in the cave, there was a girl that we had never seen before sitting in front of the computer.

I was confused by the girl's presance here. I mean Damian has told us about all of his family members. So who the hell was this chick.

~~~~~~~~Y/N p.o.v.~~~~~~~~~

I turned descreatly at hearing others in the cave and saw who I knew to be the Teen Titans, though I had never met them. What? I'm not a Batkid for nothing, I informed the boys that we had company and to get their butts over here.

I whatched them attempt to sneak up on me and I rolled my eyes, pppfftt you can't sneak up on a batkid, nevermind the current Batgirl, I let them think their plan was working, I was  curious as to what they would do.

Suddenly, I feel myself being pulled out of the chair by Ravens magic. I knew what demon magic felt like. After all , I met Ras Al Ghul, and she might only be half demon, but she was still a demon.

I was floated in the air as everybody looked up at me.

"Who are you?" Raven growled at me.

I was about to say something when everyone was distracted by the motercycles coming in. So it's only the birds.

"I would put her down if I were you." I heard Dick say with a slightly colder tone than usual. It was weird to hear the normally happy bird speak in such a cold tone.

Raven looked at me and then to all four of the birds, then back at me, finally letting me down.

I looked at them and then turned to the boys and noticed that Jason was bleeding and I nearly facepalmed as I sighed walking over to him and grabbing his arm. "I leave the computer for not even 5 minutes and you somehow manage to get yourself hurt." I grumble in exasperation. The bugger just smiled at me sheepishly as I patched him up as the others spoke to the Titans.

~~~~~Raven's p.o.v.~~~~~~~~

So this girl, Y/N they said her name was, is Damians girlfriend. I must admit I am slightly jealous I mean I've had a crush on him ever since he joined the team and now he is dating some other girl. All that aside I don't trust her.

~~~~~~~~~Y/N's p.o.v.~~~~~~~

After the Titans left, with Damian saying he would join them sometime tomorrow, we all headed up to bed.

I got into Damians bed beside him, as I do every time I know that Damian is leaving the manor for a while, I snuggle into his chest and soak in all his warmth.

"I love you, Beloved." He said, burying his nose in my hair. I smiled softly."  I love you too, Dami."

[fictive-culture]

emo boy that loves motercycles that for some reason loads of people want to romance

like just..

why ☹️ /silly

Jason Todd? -spouse

[sillylittlelemon]

Hey could I ask for a match up with someone from Saiki? If you are going to do any romantic matchups, I’d prefer men. I go by he/him.

There’s not much to say appearance wise other than I am chubby, I have piercings, and I wear glasses. Most of my styles happen to be more comfortable stuff, such as sweater vests and hoodies. I have a lot more softer features, softer cheeks, hands, the like. I also have a serious case of resting bitch face.

I am very much the type of person to stay in their own lane. However as described by some people, when I get passionate, oh dear do I get passionate. I can be a bit standoffish to many people, with many assuming that I am a very calculated type of person, and intimidating. I do a lot of personal writing and meditation, however my favorite hobby is cooking and baking. I love making sweets for my family like scones and crème brûlée, though I usually just end up eating them alone. I also just cook regular stuff as well.

My dude. I am so pumped to write this. Like- i feel like theres many ways i could swing this and im gunna have a hard time to narrow this down but im just ready to go man, like- you threw me a metorphorical bone and im ready to rip into this thing lmao

- 🤥🤥not related but can you make coffee jelly?

Saiki would take a shining to you based off your cooking, obviously. And when you make him coffee jelly for literally any occasion even if there isnt one? BOOM. Marriage papers. "For convience" 😉😉

Def just... watches you make stuff. Blank stare. Seemingly not a thought behind his eyes. He just stands there, out of the way. Uses telekenisis to get you what you need so you dont have to move around obsticles in the kitchen to get it (or risk dropping something or tripping bc im fucking clumsy and i dunno about you but ive tripped with flour and wooooo boy its rough) along with that he def helps you clean if you consider it a drag (of course you do, who actually enjoys cleaning the kitchen?) And by help i 100% mean he does it allfor you absent mindedly while he chows down on his sweets, little stars floating around his head as he enters paradise.

Also can def get down on some meditation w you, like- all this boy wants is peace and quiet. He will stil down or lay down, or however it works for you, and just... zen out. For as long as possible until nendo uses his 6th sense to track him down and drag him into shenanigans. (Or until a rock causes a girl to trip which causes a motercycle crash and a gasoline explosion and then destroys part or all of town and-)

N-E-Ways,

Im just pumping out headcanons/oneshots as fast as ican while im motivated so if you want more tell me! Send the link to this request along with your new one so i know which anon you are, okay lovely?

🫂🫂🫂❤️❤️❤️thanks for the ask, i love you!

Also i know its ooc but also im listening to this song and it lowkey tickles my brain with this character

[raviosprovidence]

hi there Ravio I just wanted to let you know that I’m reading Twilight and suffering

I don’t even know why I’m doing this anymore it started for cultural knowledge reasons cause everybody was talking about it but now I’m on book three and I think I’m just reading it to hate Edward and criticize Bella’s critical thinking skills

I’m not even on chapter two and I’m on the verge of tears

WHAT IS THIS BELLA

YOU ARENT CAUTIOUS YOU JUMPED OFF A CLIFF TO HALLUCINATE EDWARDS VOICE AND DID RISKY THINGS ON A MOTERCYCLE

WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOUR MOTHERS MISTAKE GIRL YOURE PREPARING TO DO THE SAME THING

Also like. Edward gatekeeps her and two paragraphs later she’s calling him the most perfect man in the world????

And so begins part 3 of my twilight adventure aka me taking notes on what not to do in a story

Wish me luck at this point I’m just really close to reading a Wikipedia summary and moving on with my life

HO boy sorry i just got to this! Been a very chaotic few days irl.

First of all god bless you for putting yourself through that. I don't know if i could handle twilight now neverminded when it was first released

It's even more ironic that Bella is seemingly aware of her mother's mistake AND it's supposed to be critical, and yet does the EXACT SAME THING but it gets portrayed as romantic and sweet. Not sure why smeyer made this decision. At best, it shows a lack of planning and a story that revolves its morals around a protagonist. At worst, it's actively misogynistic.

I wrote an entire paper on the YA genre glorifying toxic relationships and while Edward isn't the first toxic man, he certainly was the one to make it popular. Everything he does is framed as romantic because it's all "for bella" even though it's obviously moreso harmful. But it's okay because it's true love or whatever bullshit. And that's why I don't understand the twilight renaissance. At the end of the day, it's a series that is extremely racist and happily romanticizes abuse because Edward is white, a man, and powerful. Sure, people were jackasses and went after the series because girls liked it. But that doesn't erase the very real harm the series has done.

Good luck on the rest of your journey. Make sure to read/watch some good books/tv shows in order to keep your braincells o7

[tarmac-rat]

💕 Gush about your OC 💕

✨ Post 5 facts about your CP77 OC.

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✨ Tag 5 people to spread the game.

Tagged by @wanderingaldecaldo !!!! Which means yes, we're back to talking about Riley. I'm gonna try to keep this one as BRIEF as I can, and do more "fun" facts that I've been sitting on about her over the past 3 years of planning:

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❤️ - Riley isn't a food nut but she LOVES shawarma. It was the first meal she ever had with Jackie after he brought her into the city and she and him (plus Misty and Vik) sometimes used to go to this one hole-in-the-wall shop around the corner of her apartment during the 18 months they worked before the heist. Her go-to order is syn-lamb with all the add-ons, no onions, and extra sauce on the side for dipping. She and Jackie both have signed eurodollars on the wall because they got dinner there like twice a week.

💛 - Riley is Indigenous American/Mexican, her mother Ivy being 100% Navajo and her father Felix identifying as both Mexican and Apache (don't ask him the percentages of each-- he doesn't know and he sure as shit doesn't care). Riley finds it hard to identify culturally with any of her backgrounds, however, because of her life growing up on the road, and Navajo customs and traditions fell out of the Bakkers over the years save for the stubborn few who still hold onto them. Her mother tells her some things here and there, but it's a part of her that she regrets not knowing more about once she leaves the Bakkers for Night City.

💚 - Riley's cybernetic right foot ends in a modified blade-- not a knife blade, a sprinter blade, like a runner would use-- and as a result she literally cannot wear heels. Flats only. She tried to shove her foot into a kitten heel once and she tripped on her way out of her apartment. It wasn't a good look. Please consider getting her more sneakers and boots for Christmas. Additionally, as a result of having one leg be made of mostly junk metal, her legs are actually not the same length (left leg is 1/2 an inch longer than her right), and she has to make a conscious effort not to trip over her own feet when she's moving hurriedly.

💙 - Riley's had her nose broken around 3-4 times throughout her life (three from fights, one from falling off her motercycle) and has never once gotten surgery to correct it, so it's pretty...let's say "askew". She actually has problems breathing out of it a lot of the time but in terms of medical issues that need addressing, this is LOW on her list, so she never actually does anything about it.

💜 - Riley was a massive horse girl growing up and actually dreamed about seeing a real-life horse one day when she was a child (a dream she still has, even if she'd rather die than ever admit it). She used to draw pictures of horses and hang them up in her family's tent, and every time the Bakkers would stop at a new town she'd try and barter with the townsfolk for any books about horses that weren't in the clan library. If she ever got one of her own, she already has names picked out-- Atticus for a boy, Maisie for a girl.

I would tab people but I'm pretty sure everyone in the fandom has done this one, so I'm gonna take a quick break and just say that if you haven't, consider this my invitation to you!

[lotusplum]

I want sexy motorcycle man 🤪🤪🤪 give him slicked back back hair ooo ya ya and facial hair. Also, for a real fun time- very angry looking man but he got that bubble gum pink motercycle outfit!!

Also hi Tati heheheh

hi buddy, love you and thanks for requesting a sim (sorry im late but i wanted him to be as perf as I could make him)

INTRODUCING: RILEY PHAM

|Loner, Socially Awkward, Mean|

he is a tough bad boy whos always leaving trouble behind, hence why he's covered in bruises (oops...i forgot the facial har and...this was the pinkest jacket i had, why don't i have more pink mens jackets?!!) I will dm the files (he has these 2 everyday outfits) unless you want it public 💖

[timecryptid]

I’m rewatching the Diary of a Wimpy Kid movies over the next few days. And I’m writing down stuff as I go.

I literally found the 2021 version, which was literally marked as the 2010s one. Ridiculous. But the opening? Iconic. Number one the dedication from lazy ass Rodrick who doesn’t get up early for shit getting up early to prank his brother is dedication. Number two this is the best Rodrick of course.

I love Greg’s mom. Milf energy.

Oh no the even more dedication to then pretend to be asleep.

Greg is such a cutie. And the animation is weirdly good. And the fact that older Greg is literally the same.

Rowley is pretty awesome yall.

This was before the main character talking to the camera was overtired.

Rodrick is and will always be the best character. And the chemistry between the brothers is amazing.

Are these actual pictures of the kids? And honestly Greg? Same. I haven’t grown since middle school. Also got me thinking about calm collected older brother Greg and hullagen middle brother Rodrick.

19th Greg? Never.

Did they segregate the kids by gender in the 2010s? I never got that.

I thought one of the boys grabbed another’s ass. They didn’t though.

Though the transitions to the music is really well done.

I fully believe that all cool I’m not like other girls actresses turn out to be attracted to women in one way or another. It’s inevitable. The flannel? It’s a sign.

Greg, let Rowley flirt with the not like other girls girl. She’s hot. From a teen to a teen of course. But she does turn into a hottie later. Love her actress.

Someone should have just thrown the gross disgusting cheese away.

Why do mens bathrooms not have doors? What is wrong with y’all?

Just eat outside or something guys?

Who the hell is the bully? I recognize him. I’m looking it up? Holy shit I think he was in Supernatural. He was in Supernatural.

I love Rodrick. And how honest Rowley is.

Oh no. Dont go into Rodricks room. Also no Rowley he isn’t into motercycles.

You want to be in the yearbook? Your middle school yearbook? Really. God damn it Greg focus on other and better things.

Rodrick is going to shove that drum stick up Greg’s ass. Or at least that’s what it looks like.

Rowley is a great friend for risking his life for Greg. Also Rodrick should have barked at Rowley. It would have been funny.

Just pee out the window or something babe. Rodrick the bitch for just putting his shoes there. Also what did you think was going to happen babe? You should have waited for him to finish peeing before jumping out at him.

Also Rodrick is a basterd and I love him for it.

I love bitchy women. Go off Patty. Plus she definatly had a reason for kicking his ass. Greg’s the bad guy in this movie.

Also the paper is the voice of the people? And you’re talking about some cheerleader and how much weight she’s gained?

All I’m thinking of is the South Park episode with Wrestling. A good episode. Coach is not getting up for a while. You would not be wrestling that guy Greg.

Fregly just told you that he is using his moms wreasting gear and you think you can take him? In your dreams Greg.

Wrestling really is just so gay.

As someone who didn’t do clubs, I relate to Rodrick.

That sounds like so much work. I’ll stick to being a fatass.

Go Patty go!! Kick his ass girly!!

Oh like you were ever that high up. Just stick to the middle.

The kid who came in a suit was never the best. You look Mormon kid not fancy. Or even hot.

Now the homophobia. Plus we all know he’s fucking his brother not Rowley. Rowley deserves to be with that super cool girl although she probably gay as a former closeted lesbian and now an open lesbian.

I remember this weird ass PSA. “Do you guys like breakdancing?”

Babe Rowley is awesome without you. Let him be him. Also girl you are the one who is saying gag me with a spoon mean girl.

As someone who used to wear a backpack with one strap it’s a bad thing for your back babe.

Love the fit Halloween fit Rowley!!

Candy corn is good asshole.

I’m pretty sure Rodrick can just buy his own makeup. Also love that Greg hates Rodrick yet believes his stupid things. Rodrick is pretty good at being scary though. I would love to hear a horror narrated by him.

“How did the trees get there?” “And then they planted trees”

Rodrick should have been a drunk all I have to say. He would have been so much better if he drank beer. And it would have been hot.

Just drenching random kids with water. Also why announce that you’re calling the cops on them dipshit? That’s stupid.

Don’t make fun of them idiot.

You should have listen to your your mom Rowley. Greg is an asshole.

Devil Worship woods is fake dipshit. You’re what a high school? You should be past this shit random bullies.

I am now 45 minutes in when does the plot come in?

That was one of the nerdiest ways to call someone hot ever. Pig Latin? Really?

Is safety patrol real? I’ve never seen that or hall monitor down by kids.

No way I’ll find out who this is on my own but the kid at 47:12 is really familiar.

You’re lucky for Rowley dipshit.

Another thing I love about Rodrick x Greg is that Greg is also a shitty person along with Rodrick.

Girls like a man who’s a bit pathetic what can I say? But not too pathetic.

Just because you draw all the time doesn’t mean shit.

Zowee Mama!! It’s ducking haliariius. But in a weird way. Also as a non autistic person is Rowley supposed to be autistic?

Also I do like that Greg never gets his way. Instead it’s Rowley who Greg shits on constantly.

Greg is a piece of shit. And a bad friend.

Listen to you’re milf of a mom Greg. She’s amazing and I love her. That was not the right thing to do asshole.

I hate the trope of “oh my god this thing is so funny and then it’s just just the worst things ever!” It’s so bad.

But also “Don’t call me. Don’t come by my house. We’re done.”

While I am a incest girlie. Greg and Rowley does have appeal. It’s quite cute. Also this is a break up scene. Obviously.

Oh my god the kid I was talking about earlier? Got a name for him and looked him up. And he was on fucking Supernatural!!! I should have known y’all.

Maybe if they didn’t limit his candy intake it wouldn’t affect him like this you know. But that kid is weirdly terrifying and that is so fun of him. Love a creepy and terrifying weirdo.

Yet another iconic scene with the singing. And it’s revekaged that Greg has one of the best voices. But kid 2 has a pretty decent one. Though it’s totally not the actors voice.

Greg as Dorthy would be beautiful. Him in the dress? Love that for him.

I also would have loved to throw apples at anyone. Not just her.

Just a suggestion don’t draw attention to it. His eyes being drawn to Rodrick is amazing. Forgetting your lines is more embarrassing idiots.

Another ship idea. Greg and Patty where they grow up and she would absolutely peg the shit out of him. I’m thinking of the cock shame picture.

Why didn’t Rodrick say anything at the play. Rodrick actor is just so fucking good.

The kid playing Manny is just so cute.

I mean at least Rodricks hot. His music sucks. Also Rodrick is hitting all the right points.

Also Susan love you babe but it’s a magazine with half naked women. It’s not even full porn. And even then it wouldn’t be that bad. Porn is okay for women as long as they are consenting.

God Greg’s mom is hot. Other then the anti porn shit of course.

Not only do Rowley and his mom have this song choreographed but the dance floor is completely empty for most of it. Damn.

I’m like an hour and 19 minutes in will the cheese ever become relevant.

Okay Rowley maybe don’t bring the broken arm into this. There are more reasons he sucks.

I forgot this peice if shit makes them eat the fucking cheese. I will be skipping this because ewe.

Well you tried I guess Greg. Is the not like other girl girl suppose to be Greg or Rowley’s live interest?

And the scene of them making it is so fucking romantic. This is the gayest shit I’ve ever seen yall.

Bitch Patty is a girl boss and you’re just not able to see it.

In conclusion. Good movie for it’s time. Some fat phobia of course and homophobia. But watching it makes me want to re read the books now. But I’m going to watch the other movies which I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen before. Two I might have but after that I was too old for them.

[askkwieon]

kwieon got a spook for a moment there as the two stood in pitch blackness, even the soft breeze from the outdoors stopping as the door ground shut behind them. it definately set off his figh-or-flight instincts, but the lights flipped on after a moment and the fear dissappeared in favor of more curiosity. kwieon tried to spot the light switch Kuvoos had used, but the shorter troll was already hurrying along the long corridor, and the last thing Kwieon wanted was to get lost again.

indeed, he did have to duck in some places. lots of places, actually. it was built for smaller trolls, which... all things considered was reasonable. he thanked the mother grub that he wasnt taller.

"did you build all this yourself?" kwieon wondered.

Kwieon found the hive forboding, but continued to follow the highblood. what sort of troll was he anyways? with a hive like that… and his weird eyes, and those wings? what sort of troll has wings?? He wondered what he had gotten himself into. He hadn’t heard the comment about his name.

“Nice hive.”

[livealittleoc-cb]

Jooheon’s Update

The Stars are Falling

Jooheon whistled as he started cleaning up the tattoo parlor. He cleaned off his tattooing gun and made sure the inks were in their respected places. As he got out he slung a jacket over himself and he went to his motercycle. Today was a bit of a rush day, very stressing for the man but he finally got to calm down and go to his beloved Astronomy tower. He parked his bike out front and took off his helmet. He took out the keys to the tower and went up the spiral staircase that led to the most beautiful telescope. The room was full of boards with buttons and keyholes, no one was allowed to touch other than him, some workers and the god Astronomer when in his “human” form. He sat back with a sigh as he happily started to move the telescope to where he wanted to look through along with typing anything off that he sees in the sky. This was his favorite job to do and wished he was need everyday to do it. 

As he moved around he furrowed his brows. There was a lot less stars in the sky. A full sky of stars was scheduled for the next two weeks so this was strange. “Where are they...” He mumbled as he moved the telescope around and then it landed on some trees. They were in the trees. “Shit!” He groaned as he ran out with a pail. He went out with another sigh as he held out his hand, some of the stars dissolved and the sparkles flew into his hand as he let it pool into the bucket in his hand. From afar you could see the lovely glows of the stars and the spirals of the star dust. He moved around and collected all the stars and then went back inside and sat infront of a different machine. He dipped his fingers in the stardust and started drawing stars and them appearing on the sky. While he did that he turned a nob that kept them at the right degree and angle so they don’t fall again. “This is going to be a long night...”

✨: I forgot the stupid equalibrium thing. I wish I could get some help...

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[juicingbeetles]

RA coffee shop au ideas

(In other words I'm too busy to make this an actual fic)

Halt and Crowley co-found a cafe which they call the Oakleaf, inside it's very nature-themed and based around being as eco-friendly and sustainable as possible. Crowley runs the business side of things while Halt is the manager.

Will gets really flustered when taking orders but he's a wizard at making drinks, most of the customers think he's really sweet because he always draws a little picture on their cups

Gilan is a college student working there who is a large draw for many customers, due to his good looks, he enjoys this and uses the free coffee he gets from working to go on dates with as many girls and boys as possible

Horace is a part-timer Will convinced Halt to hire, he loves to work but keeps spilling things. He's trying to raise money for a motercycle

Jenny makes the baked goods the cafe sells, which Gilan loves more than anything. Her bagels have become the talk of the town

When taking orders, Halt always raises his eyebrow and shakes his head disaprovingly everytime somebody doesn't order the honey special. Crowley tells him it's bad for business but he persists. At this time the honey coffee is now the most popular as customers think it's make him happier

Alyss and Pauline like to visit before work. Halt is an old flame of Pauline's but she thinks he and Crowley are in a committed relationship (since they opened a cafe together.) However, Alyss thinks her mentor might still have a chance, although Pauline insists it's in the past. For her part Alyss has begun to catch feelings for Will, and ever since he drew a little heart on her cup she thinks the feeling might be mutual.

[wilds-ponytail]

The ✨highlights✨ of this update under the cut bc long post

Pirate!Warriors

Even when he's angry/pissed off he's still beautiful

Four’s face in every single panel is Pure Gold but this is my favourite look at his smile

Grumpy Legend who’s hair is slowly turning blond again!!

I love Hyrule’s little thank you wave @ Wild

Wind about to get knocked on his ass AGAIN 😂

“Good boy” ahrjejsjwjb SKY 😂😂😂

HOE DON’T DO IT

The four who know

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I hope everyone finds out the Truth about Wolfie but more importantly I hope Twilight is gonna be okay but I swear to Hylia if the reveal is the equivalent to "I rev up my motercycle...when the smoke dissipates I'm lying completely dead on the pavement" I will RIOT

[recklessprincessa]

Beauty is all around ☁️