#boh vibes

[rosemaryannethyme]

If you want something you really do have to aggressively go after it, kicking and screaming.

In other words. I just got promoted to Sous Chef 👩‍🍳 👩‍🍳☺️☺️

[theworldofbrightshadows]

Che venerdì sera terribile🫠

[crocodilesareboring]

Giuliano Sangiorgi è come quell'amico che non lasceresti mai da solo con la tua morosa

[safemebabe]

L'ignoranza dietro un ".. è semplicemente un consiglio, non offenderti"

grazie del consiglio, sarà molto utile per pulirmi il culo🫶🏼

[gingerwerk]

Every time I watch the bear it reminds me that if I was a person with lesser ambition I probably would’ve ended up a line cook because i gotta tell you, I really thrived in an environment where everyone had anger and substance abuse issues and a majority of the staff was nocturnal

[loverofsoups]

Heyyy hahaha Bistro Huddy fancast time. FOH first

Bridgette - Ellie Kemper. No one can disagree with this one… The hair, the sweet personality she had in ‘The Office’, her manners, all very much Bridgette

Aaron - Jesse Eisenberg. hes known for goofy, nerdy, unlikable characters (even though theyre all very likeable) a perfect Aaron, id say

Nicole - Emma Stone. I KNOW everyones heart is set on Jennifer Lawrence but Emma Stones snappy comebacks are so perfect and her dry and sarcastic humor just fits Nicole i cant explain it.. anyway everyone’s entitled to their own fancasts so! Just my opinion

Brad - Jason Bateman or John Krasinski … i cant pick tbh

Clint - Jason Segel. Jason js has that sexy bartender vibe likeeeeee

BOH now

Joey - Jake Johnson YES CHEFFFFF MMMMMM. Sorry… Nick from ‘New Girl’ is a realist, he flies off the handle, and he cares about the people in his life even if he doesnt show it…. Thats Joey baby

Ruby - Natasha Lyonne. This one im really passionate about so dont you dare come at me

Pickles - Danny Pudi. Am i biased for this one? Yes a little bit… pickles is my fave and danny pudi is my fav actor ever so yes… maybe a little bit. But still theyre both so cute i love rhem sm my pookies

Nico - Julio Macias. Now this one I wasn’t sure about bc nico has gorgeous hair but i feel like we can move past it… maybe..

[creativenicocorner]

Very rough Glow Worms doodles. You can tell when my hand decided to say "ciao! we're done for today".

Perhaps I'll revisit these in the future, and try to ink them? Color them? Boh, time will tell. In the meantime, enjoy!

I doodled these while listening to the Fic Playlist I created, made out of all the songs mentioned (plus some vibes), for the chapters that are out so far - it'll update with each new chapter.

[sydneyscarm]

been thinking about situationship sydcarmy getting into this big, catastrophic, absolute knockout argument in the boh after service.

like sydney who usually doesn’t yell. who is usually a very quiet, scary kind of pissed. but carmen pushed and pushed and pushed her to the point of screaming. idk what they’re arguing about but it ends in carmen getting mean and out of pocket and going “guess this means you’re not coming over tonight huh?” and sydney yanking the door open and tossing “go fuck yourself carmen.” as she slams the door behind her

service is tense for two whole whopping weeks until richie shoves them in the office and tells them to “fix your shit. you’re fucking with the vibe.”

they spend thirty minutes in the office not saying a word until carmen breaks and apologizes. profusely.

sydney doesn’t bite the bullet though. she stays silent. she doesn’t speak till five minutes of silence post-apology when carm goes “sydney?” and then she goes: prove it.

and carmen is like ????? prove it????

and sydney repeats, “prove it. prove you’re sorry. i’m sick of you apologizing. it’s time for you to back that shit up with actions, carm. how many times are you gonna apologize instead of actually fixing shit?”

which queues to the part that makes my brain light up like a christmas tree: carmen groveling.

anyways we got slow, steady improving carmy. gaining back sydneys trust. trying to actively be better, not just for her, but for himself too. blah blah blah i can’t think of the rest cause all my tiny brain latched onto was high tension fighting + pathetic groveling.

[theink-stainedfolk]

Travel Buddies Tag Game.

Thank you for tagging me @the-golden-comet here

Rules: Imagine your characters are going on a trip for vacation. Which ones are most likely to fit the roles below?

1. Doing mad research for an affordable place for everyone to stay:

Vesperine – She’s the practical one, making sure the place is affordable but also has good diving spots and no creepy vibes that would trigger her anxiety.

2. Hoping to try all the new food they can:

Cleo – Absolutely all about the food. She’s excited to try everything from street food to fine dining and will probably drag everyone along.

3. Wants to stay inside and sleep through the whole vacation:

Caden – He’s all for relaxation and would prefer to spend his vacation napping or lounging indoors with a good book.

4. Believes no vacation is complete without certain activities:

Caden – The adrenaline junkie who insists on doing adventurous activities. Whether it’s hiking, rock climbing, or water sports, he's determined to make the trip exciting.

5. Is annoyed that certain people are in the same travel group as them:

Vesperine and Arkyn – While they hide it well, there's probably someone who’s testing their patience or energy levels, and they're boh inwardly sighing the whole time.

6. Buying souvenirs for everyone back home:

Cleo – She’s definitely that friend who buys cheesy souvenirs, making sure everyone gets something (whether they want it or not).

7. Is about to turn this trip into a business trip:

Arkyn – Always thinking ahead, he’s the one subtly scheduling meetings or looking for opportunities to turn the vacation into something productive.

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I'll tag @finickyfelix @willtheweaver @leahnardo-da-veggie @illarian-rambling @winglesswriter

@paeliae-occasionally @thecomfywriter @roarintheheavens @drchenquill @wyked-ao3

[rosemaryannethyme]

Uuughhhh pt 2

Alright, I did it. fuck.

Friday night dinner service complete. It was so busy but filling in for my chef and running the pass + saute on 5 hours of couch sleep… not bad.

.. at least my eyebrows looked good today 😏🙃

[crocodilesareboring]

Pensieri sparsi sulla prima puntata di Sanremo che io abbia mai visto in my life (si ringrazia @mermaidemilystuff per avermi buttato nel buco nero):

pensavo fosse anche peggio

praticamente Sanremo è un eurovision senza odio razziale ma con molto più trash

dubito fortemente che la mia squadra AriStoned possa vincere il Fanta ma si spera nella botta di cülo

il numero di ballerini sul palco vìola palesemente il decreto anti-rave

Diodato con "ti muovi" e "fai rumore" sta parafrasando i motivi per cui il vicino di sotto mi odiava

la giacca di Mahmood è uguale a quella che usa mio padre quando deve fare le riparazioni in casa e non sa dove tenere le viti

Annalisa emana le stesse vibe di umiltà e modestia che ha il gatto quando si mette a leccarsi le 🅱️elotas sul tavolo

Geolier non so perché mi ricorda la puntata di Boris dove non riesce a dire gioieiere

comunque buoni tutti a cantare in napoletano, fallo in bergamasco se sei capace

boh rega io adoravo Fiorello da piccolo, che fine magra

[poguestarkey]

theo nott and TTPD: the anthology

i have no content or writing ideas so here's TTPD: the anthology songs that make me think of theo and IF i were to make a baby fic off them what it would be about

if any stand out particularly and u want me to write feel free to request :)

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fortnight (ft. posty) - 2 week whirlwind situationship w coworker!theo at the ministry shortly after the BoH (i actually kind of want to write this but unfortunately i do not have the time rn)

the tortured poets department - this is so theo coded in general but the typewriter line gives ravenclaw!reader who is the only one theo opens up to (who else decodes you?) but theo self sabotages (per use). second verse is sooo late night in the astronomy tower

so long, london - post grad!reader and post grad!theo, nasty breakup maybe 2 years after leaving hogwarts? after being together since like fourth year (very much hs sweetheart vibes, only have ever been w that person type beat) and then reader leaves london to go teach at ilvermorny or something.

fresh out the slammer - theo being reader's longtime hookup bud during hogwarts and then reader getting out of a long term relationship with some icky man like cormac and their first call (owl?) being theo (he's happily obliging)

guilty as sin? - i actually don't even know this song is just so sexy and so theo!!! like maybe enemies to lovers, mutual pining, reader realizing they're in love w/ h0rny for theo? but has "hated" him for so long they feel guilty about it (am i allowed to cry? about not being with him bc they have "no reason" to feel that way)

loml - gonna be mean but this is theo having a longterm partner throughout hogwarts and having all the convos about marriage and kids and then completely dropping them out of the blue following graduation and never speaking again (sorry)

the smallest man who ever lived - (this is easily my fave song and probably my favorite taylor song ever!) theo and reader having a secret relationship from 4th-5th year, going public right before summer prior to 6th year, and then theo breaking up w reader during the events of HBP (probably in like october so only a monthish into the year) (reader is unaware) and reader feeling completely betrayed (this bridge is SO SUPERIOR) and blindsided (cuz it wasn't sexy once it wasn't forbidden)(lowk might write this one eventually too)

the black dog - the black dog = the three broomsticks hiiiii need i explain more?

imgonnagetyouback - classic teenage angst after a breakup, do u wanna fuck him or fight him? let's find out. this would definitely end in hateful breakup sex. probably in an empty classroom.

chloe or sam or sophia or marcus - i think unrequited love or mutual pining that was never acted on (maybe best friends?) growing apart and reader watching theo spiral knowing that part of their heart will always be attached to him

how did it end? - theo and reader being well known and engaged, calling off the engagement, and both of them only ever hearing "how did it end?" it's like in the title y'all

i look in people's windows - reader is always looking for theo in everything, even years after he left them. yeah it's depressing

peter - outside of the obvious, theo and reader breaking up at graduation, theo promising he would grow up and find himself then come find reader, goes off and lives his own life, never sees them again

the bolter - theo and reader both being avoidant attachment style and always finding each other. that's all!

thx for coming homies

[lumosatnight]

5 Underrated Ships (+ recs)

All of these ship asks have been making me scroll through my fics list, and I've realized there are some ships that I just really vibe with but probably no one will ever ask me about. So, I'm forcing them on you instead! Mwuahaha. Here are 5 underrated ships with fics recs!!

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1. Bellatrix/Molly (Mollytrix)

Canonically speaking, Molly and Bellatrix attended Hogwarts at the same time, most likely even in the same year. Just imagine Gryffindor!Molly striking up a friendship with Slytherin!Bellatrix. Now imagine that spanning years and years. Imagine Molly being devastated when she has to break things off because "Bella's been spending just a little too much time talking about joining a cult." Imagine years and years pass and Bellatrix sees Ginny on the battlefield. "She looks just like her, the one who left her, the one who abandoned her." Molly personally killing Bellatrix in the BOH seemed awfully personal, I'm just saying.

My ship rating: Mollywobbles Bellabobbles

My fic rec: The Melted Water Can Harden Again by ReasonPapers [M, 4.3k]

Bellatrix Black is distracted from her infatuation with her sister when her advanced studies couple her with a witch her equal-- Molly Prewett.

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2. Tom/Myrtle (Tyrtle)

This was brought up the other day in the HPFC server, and I was reminded how much I absolutely adore this pairing. Why did Myrtle have to die? Tom, especially at the age of 16, seemed particularly selective with his kills. I do not believe for a single second that Myrtle just happened to be at the wrong place at the wrong time. I think they had history. Probably one-sided, probably very unhealthy, but I believe she was more than just a passing annoyance to Tom.

My ship rating: slow and steady wins the race

My fic rec: Snake Eyes by @diana-skye [M, 1.4k]

There’s a single moment, between yellow eyes and nothingness, where she remembers. [Or - What if Myrtle wasn't a random victim of Tom Riddle? What if he was someone she knew, even someone she loved?]

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3. Lucius/Arthur (Luthur)

The bookshop scene in CoS has too much tension for Lucius and Arthur not to have a complicated past. They got in a full-on brawl in the middle of the bookstore with both their families present. Look me in the face and tell me there isn't something else going on there. An unrequited love? A past hook-up? Lingering feelings? Something. Anything.

My ship rating: "Lucius," said Mr. Weasley, nodding coldly.

My fic rec: The Seduction of Arthur Weasley by Farbautidottir [M, 15.8]

After Lucius Malfoy goads Arthur Weasley into a brawl at Flourish and Blotts, both men find themselves stuck on their mutual memory of the night they spent together in 1967, before the Wizarding War began. But Lucius wants more than just a memory.

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4. Narcissa/Charity (Charcissa)

I'm actually a huge fan of Charity and a lot of characters (Charity/Severus, Charity/Draco, Charity/Hogwarts professor), but something about being trapped in the Malfoy's manor and strung up above the Malfoy's table makes Charity/Narcissa extra special. Narcissa being in her own home and having absolutely no power to stop Voldemort from staining her dining room table. Delicious angst.

My ship rating: let me in!!!!

My fic rec: charity begins at home by @leftsidedown [M, 200]

It ends there, at any rate. or: Narcissa has always been greedy.

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5. Luna/Theo (LoveNott)

I personally headcannon Luna and Theo as kind of the oddballs in their houses. Luna is a Ravenclaw, sure. She's witty and clever and smart (albeit not in the usual test-taking way), but she's also flighty and prone to delusion and weird (yes, she's super weird and we love her for that). We don't know much about Theo, but I picture him as quiet and nerdy and a little bit of a pushover. With such strong personalities, such as Draco and Pansy in your house, someone's gotta be the meek one. But he's also reluctant to follow someone blindly. He's reluctant to dedicate himself to a cause that he really doesn't know that much about. I love the idea of Luna and Theo getting into ethical debates. Luna shows more care to magical creatures than Theo has seen Death Eaters show to fellow wizards. Luna is weird and wild and unpredictable, which is the complete opposite of what Theo has always known, and he likes it.

My ship rating: I'm not Nott in love

My fic rec: littler dazzler, little song by @vesperics [T, 3.6k]

His mouth tastes like vinegar and his skull is nearly vibrating with pain and Luna Lovegood is sitting beside him like some sort of strange guardian, flower-bound headband and bare feet and all.

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Tagging cuz I'm interested but also you definitely don't need to provide recs: @bleepbloopbotz, @schmem14, @indigo-scarf, @naurcissamilfoy, @siriusly-sapphic, @peachpety

[childeproof]

Saw your bistro buddy self shipper posts. I’m a Nico self shipper. That man is a whole vibe

no nico is literally so funny i love him! he’s so silly! i’m dating pickles + clint, i imagine he’d poke lots of fun at me for dating pickles 😭 “clint, I can understand. dude, i’d date clint. but pickles?… pickles??”

fighting for my life the boh ppl can be so silly. ur right, nico is such a vibe tho. happy for u two <3 he deserves someone to love ngl.

[carapacecross]

I'm sending it as a question and not a DM because it feels too personal otherwise but I just found your blog and you seem like really cool to talk with?? I got intrigued because of the carapace cross but stayed for the mysterious vibes. I've actually found out there's alot more systems with alterhumans in the BoH fandom that I thought, which makes total sense in hindsight, and while I am not a system I find it so interesting and complex because the brain is WILD no matter what kind of sentient being its from. The concept of a brain is wild in and of itself. Anyways I've read a post ab figuring out Librarians and timelines so the least I can do is offer my endings spreadsheet, maybe it'll make it easier https://docs.google.com/spreadsheets/d/1rjKBb3VPpZ6uVgs83DNsymUeh_LUii7PM_mfCcAGdFE/edit?usp=drivesdk If you ever want to talk Lore or need help finding out or figuring out smth that has to do with it, I'll be more than glad! Godspeed, keep on keeping on 🫡🫡🫡 Also if some species of the cross have beaks, do some have mandibles? Mandibles r so cool.

thank you so much!! this is so nice of you :] i get it, asks can feel a lot easier than dms, especially when you don't know someone that well

i think you might be confusing systems with alterhumanity in general? i might just be reading too much into your wording, but not every alterhuman is part of a system, and though i am plural, this blog is primarily about my experiences with other forms of alterhumanity, such as being fictionkin. there aren't a lot of people who are kin from the secret histories universe, but we're here and we're having a good time in our little club, hehe.

thank you for the spreadsheet as well! i really need to play more book of hours. i end up just wanting to sit and vibe with it more than i actually want to play the game, y'know? and, i mean, it's not surprising that i feel that way considering i am the librarian and hush house is my home, but it does mean that i haven't made very much progress despite buying it immediately upon release sdfhjsdhj

and to answer your question about the cross, i don't think there's anything in canon about them having mandibles, but if you're asking me from a fictionkin standpoint, i'm pretty sure some of them did. i would probably say that the blomberende-kind or the wyrmefota-kind do; the glaeterfleoge-kind are the ones with the beaks, otherwise i would name them as well

[selenath-art]

ecco un mio edit dedicato al nostro Nath.

Come potete ben notare lo stile è un po' dark, predominano i colori come il blu notte e il nero, in contrasto con i riflessi dei suoi capelli e con gli occhi color miele che in compenso illuminano la foto.

Ho aggiunto come sfondo uno dei luoghi di "vita all'università" (night version), poi ho posizionato una foto di Nathaniel che ho prima tagliato, e infine ho utilizzato diversi effetti che potessero conferire alla foto quelle vibes aesthetic e retrò che tanto adoro 🖤💫

* haha, non so mi andava di descrivere come ho realizzato l'edit per aggiungere una didascalia impegnata alla foto ecco tutto :') *

e boh, stavo pensando di fare altri edit simili a questo ma con gli altri flirt, se mi riescono bene potrei pubblicarli qui