Sometimes I just wish I could rip open my skin and turn inside out.
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post chest pain hospitalization incident i have a bunch of symptoms like i am having weird randomly-timed esophageal acid problems, but online suggests that it should resolve as soon as you eat chalk and it absolutely does not do that, i can't even tell if the chalk is helping at all, so now i'm worried i have some much weirder problem
also i am apparently too-- something-- to be able to say "take antacids" let alone a brand name (mine are generics anyway). so i always default to "eat chalk" even if that makes me sound incredibly strange and not saying "eat chalk" feels like an unpleasant and uncomfortable euphemism. the only truth is that i am being made to eat chalk and the indignity is only heightened by the fact that it doesn't even help
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Lich by John Patrick Gañas
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I wanted to draw a cool tiger from someone’s dream 🐅
(Link to the original poster)
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I was giving CPR to a friend whose head me and my friends could not find.
Like, she was a body without a head, but it looked like the head was never there to begin with.
Still, we knew it was supposed to be there so we kept on searching for it so we could reattach it, with no luck.
We looked for it everywhere in the sand.
It took me like 30 minutes to realize my mouth-to-mouth was not working since there was no mouth on the other side.
We never did find the head, but I did manage to restart my friend's heart.
I was weirdly blasé about it all.
It was not gorey at all, just unsettling.
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Dendrogaster (a crustacean that parasitizes starfish)
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WIP, a mix of a spider and snake's mouth slapped onto a torso. the colors are there to code each section of the mouth, they're not the final colors
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oh boy i haven’t bothered to do hormonal bleeding for real in like six months and this is. very bad
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bill's number one rule of impressing a guy is to have fun and be yourself
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After all these years, it finally happened
It happened
I had a dream I was a worm
I was a worm in a relationship with a human man
He still loved me even though I was a worm
The question has been answered
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