#blubs

[sayoko-ou]

Thirsting hard imagine waking up to the sound of the shower, all groggy and foggy with sleep as you pad to the bathroom to find an even sleepier Sylus; His broad back facing right at you, hot water trickling down his muscles which are oh so defined with every movement he makes, washing his hair with lazy scrubs and a small scowl from having to be up so early.

It's oddly domestic for how hot the sight made you feel, eyes following the water until you reach the small dip of his hips and—

"Enjoying the view, sweetie?"

In your stupor you hadn't even noticed that he was looking right back at you over his shoulder, that infuriatingly smug smirk on his face. It was the look of a man who knew what he wanted, and begrudgingly enough, knew what you wanted too.

As he turns around, devastatingly fat ass now out of view, your eyes immediately find something else to latch on— hard and pronounced abs and a striking v-line, glistening with water and an absurd amount of sex appeal. His waist was always something of envy, unfairly small though just as big as the rest of him.

Before you could truly feast on what was arguably your favourite part of him (disregarding his plush cupid lips or sculpted nose or striking narrow red eyes or sharp cheekbones or—) a small flick was aimed at your head with razor sharp accuracy, causing you to flinch back. By the time you opened your eyes, Sylus was already out of the shower, towel wrapped around his waist though the pompous smile on his face remained.

At least, it was guaranteed that his day would be far more interesting that he expected it to be.

[ghosty-0w0]

spoilers for book of bill

STOP TALKING ABOUT BILLFORD AND START TALKING ABOUT BLUBS AND DURLAND DREAMING ABOUT EACH OTHER

THAT SO FUCKING CUTE AND THEY ARE SO GAY

I LOVE THEM

LIKE???

[sweetsweetjellybean]

Short smutty blubs with dark fairy tale themes 18+ No minors

Red Ridinghood | Eddie

Grettle & The Witch | Robin

Sleeping Beauty | Steve

More to come.

Asks are open for requests using this theme.

[kyyyogre]

hi. just been growing my muscles and my plushie collection

[scurvyboy]

relativity falls but fidd is a member of the losers club or something

[creepst-crypt]

It doesn’t matter if you’re normal or gay, love is love!

[mushiver]

Hi 🩷💌 what do you think Mabel friends chairs are? Hope you're having a good day sweetie 🌷🩷

I am, thank you!

Expanding the chairverse

[goth-guppy]

Does it count as rebranding if i didn't have a brand yet in the first place....? Much to ponder

[arttsuka]

Blubs and Durland wearing wedding tuxedos

Because they are... buddies.

No they're gay for each other

Actually they're getting married

Bonus:

[wiwaxia-official]

in touhou world "he/him" is considered neopronouns

[sillylittlegaymer]

Fish wallter

Nouhh my fish😭😭😭what haprn😭😭😭😭☹️☹️☹️

[manddysstuff]

Happy thanksgiving, with a stomach thats starving 😓🐷🐖🐽

[kyyyogre]

hello

[h4unted-d4rling]

I would be that one person in the town during Weirdmageddon where I’m like “is it just me or is that Bill Cipher guy kinda hot?” And everyone would look at me like

[creepst-crypt]

CLICK LINK IN BIO TO WIN FREE IPHONE 24!!!

[howzaboutsomewaterysalt]

Shitpost also BLUBSLAND NATION ARISE!!!!!! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

Oh and join my discord it’s gravity falls themed and we love BLUBSLAND!!!!!!

https://discord.gg/n9ykfcZY teehee!