#blood of zeus memes

[godsofhumanity]

i'm gonna be real. i am NOT in any way shape or form normal about this right now

[idontknowwhatimdoinglol]

blood of zeus characters at the store pt. 2 (mall edition) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

once again made with the help of @randomfangirl2718 and @reagan10108<3

lets start this chaos :)

Dionysus: *flirting with a Taco Bell employee* so you come here often?

Employee: sir this is a taco bell are you going to order or not?

Dionysus: can I order some flirting with a side of your number?

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Artemis: should we help him?

Apollo: that would be the nice thing to do, but this is more entertaining *tries to steal one of her fries*

Artemis: *slaps his hand away while still watching the scene unfold*

Dionysus: *being dragged out of the foodcourt by security*

Artemis: we'll let Father handle this

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Aphrodite: *testing lipsticks on Ares's arm*

Ares: *looking at the expensive foundation Aphrodite chose* what is the difference between this one and the one that is 20 dollars less?

Aphrodite: it's just different than the other ones *she says swatching another lipstick on his arm*

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Hermes: *tries on new shoes*

Store employee: why don't you try them out before you make a decision

Hermes ok *speeds around the store knocking everything off the shelves*

Hermes: I'll take them

Store employee: get out

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Evios: *bragging to girls at the mall gym how he works out constantly*

The girls: *laughing and talking to him*

Kofi: *standing behind evios knowing hes lying about every word he is saying*

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Heron: this is humilliating *has a childs backpack leash on*

Zeus: it is needed *holding the leash*

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heron: *lost in the mall*

Zeus: *panicking*

Hera: *smirking because she was the one who let heron off his child leash*

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Alexia: in the mall's gym with evios and kofi

Random guy: trying to impress alexia by flexing and lifting basic weights

Alexia: looks him in the eyes smirking as she lifts a weight twice the amount of what he was lifting with ease

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Hyacinthus: *standing outside of spencers* what is this store my love?

Apollo: *panicking covering hya's eyes* LOOK AWAY-

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Aphrodite: on the bright side only two of us got banned this time

Artemis: how is that a bright side? the usual amount of people to get banned on a mall trip is zero

Hermes and Dionysus: *getting scolded by Zeus in the background*

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[ur-a-simp]

I must confesses:

[karola25]

[rinashiart]

Zeus be making favourites and you can't convince me otherwise

[kawaiigirly21]

Athena: Hey um…whatcha guys got there?

*Heron, Natasha and Seraphim drinking slushies with a leopard clearly sitting next to them like a pet*

Heron: Slushies

(Apollo took them to get slushies. What a good big brother)

[rosepaint81]

[hades-bat]

please Blood of Zeus give Apollo his cute little hair bow in season 2 <33

[ollies-headcanons]

rip (rest in piss) zeus you wouldve loved reddit

[alien-mystery]

Based on the post by @queer-cartoons-quotes

[burgercheese1812]

So I recently reblogged a post about schools having non-official student accounts and ever since I have had ideas about Camp Half blood having one.

Enjoy.

Caption: ITS A JOKE ANNABETH WE SWEAR

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Caption: dear ancient evils - please give us a BREAK

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Caption: like someone please get old mother Hubbard back in her cupboard 🤓

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The gods whenever something REALLY bad happens:

Caption: Welp there go our aeroplane privileges 🥸

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Caption: like bro wot?

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Caption: If you’re seeing this Katie, then no, no you did not.

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Caption: Feel like a quest would be easier 💀

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Caption: Drew if you’re somehow seeing this through your big FAT eyelashes, know that this is only the beginning. - Sincerely The Stoll Brothers

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Caption: Any face under all that makeup Drew?

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Caption: Only when she stops charm speaking us

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Part 2 ->

[oogly-boogly-doogly]

I KNOW they did not reference this in Blood of Zeus season 2 (yes they did and it was Evios who said it)

(Bc of course it was Evios who said it)

[marvel-and-dc-geek]

I’m starting to think I’ll never come out

[crashing9against9the9walls]

Not me realizing Painting Flowers by All Time Low from the Alice in Wonderland soundtrack is also a perfect metaphor song for Apollo and Hyacinthus because Apollo "lost his head" at the sight of Hyacinthus getting hit with a frisbee, turned Hyacinthus in a flower, and painted on the petals, and then Hyacinthus gets revived and is brought back to Apollo as if his death was just a bad dream. In this essay I-

[karola25]

[greekbros]

Le me, enjoying S2 of Blood of Zeus: :D

Le me when episode 7 comes in and Demeter pulls a FUCKING NURGLE MOVE: D:< I CAN NOT ESCAPE WARHAMMER CAN I????