#blood of zeus memes

[godsofhumanity]

i'm gonna be real. i am NOT in any way shape or form normal about this right now

[pennysucks]

Imagine an ask series about the Greek gods

And that was my way to transition to this:

I wanna make an ask series about the Greek gods

Will anyone engage except for maybe my mutuals? Probably not

Do I have a story in mind? Nope

Will I possibly do it anyway? Absolutely yes , cuz I need to motivate myself to start drawing more and I don't have the mentality to make a comic

So ig ask if you're interested? Idk how this works WILL WORK ON IT 👮

P.S. working on redesigning the gods

2P.S. I came back from the underworld, Persephone says hi

[idontknowwhatimdoinglol]

blood of zeus characters at the store pt. 2 (mall edition)

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once again made with the help of @randomfangirl2718

lets start this chaos >:3

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Dionysus: *flirting with a Taco Bell employee* so you come here often?

Employee: sir this is a taco bell are you going to order or not?

Dionysus: can I order some flirting with a side of your number?

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Artemis: should we help him?

Apollo: that would be the nice thing to do, but this is more entertaining *tries to steal one of her fries*

Artemis: *slaps his hand away while still watching the scene unfold*

Dionysus: *being dragged out of the foodcourt by security*

Artemis: we'll let Father handle this

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Aphrodite: *testing lipsticks on Ares's arm*

Ares: *looking at the expensive foundation Aphrodite chose* what is the difference between this one and the one that is 20 dollars less?

Aphrodite: it's just different than the other ones *she says swatching another lipstick on his arm*

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Hermes: *tries on new shoes*

Store employee: why don't you try them out before you make a decision

Hermes ok *speeds around the store knocking everything off the shelves*

Hermes: I'll take them

Store employee: get out

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Evios: *bragging to girls at the mall gym how he works out constantly*

The girls: *laughing and talking to him*

Kofi: *standing behind evios knowing hes lying about every word he is saying*

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Heron: this is humilliating *has a childs backpack leash on*

Zeus: it is needed *holding the leash*

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heron: *lost in the mall*

Zeus: *panicking*

Hera: *smirking because she was the one who let heron off his child leash*

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Alexia: in the mall's gym with evios and kofi

Random guy: trying to impress alexia by flexing and lifting basic weights

Alexia: looks him in the eyes smirking as she lifts a weight twice the amount of what he was lifting with ease

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Hyacinthus: *standing outside of spencers* what is this store my love?

Apollo: *panicking covering hya's eyes* LOOK AWAY-

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Aphrodite: on the bright side only two of us got banned this time

Artemis: how is that a bright side? the usual amount of people to get banned on a mall trip is zero

Hermes and Dionysus: *getting scolded by Zeus in the background*

[ur-a-simp]

I must confesses:

[karola25]

[reileionard21]

Good for him

[kawaiigirly21]

Athena: Hey um…whatcha guys got there?

*Heron, Natasha and Seraphim drinking slushies with a leopard clearly sitting next to them like a pet*

Heron: Slushies

(Apollo took them to get slushies. What a good big brother)

[rinashiart]

Zeus be making favourites and you can't convince me otherwise

[vxmpirehunterd]

BEDROOM PRESENT 🤭

Send ‘Bedroom Present’ For the receiving muse to find the sending muse fully nude and laying seductively on their bed.

The demigod had been riding on a horse, one so dark you'd think he conjured it from the very darkness his father was spawned from. A creature from a void that existed before creation. D and his black stallion galloped across the plains of Greece for a promised rendezvous between him and his lover. A foreign Goddess--named Saint. He was from Egypt, the land of the pyramids, and pharaohs. The motherland of innovation--an inspiration that even Greeks look up to. The hot desert sands of their homeland were unforgiving to outsiders. So they chose to meet in a forest here in Alexandria. The meeting point between the two nations.

He had been far--far from the reaches and watchful eyes of mount Olympus, Demetrius had traveled under the cover of darkness, a power granted to him by his birth father. Erebus. God of Darkness. And all the creatures that dwell in there. Night and shadows could be shaped by his hand, moved at his command should he say the word. And the Demigod known to a close few as D-- was his inheritor.

Strong and tall was Demetrius, pale skin and solid muscle like marble--a rival to even the finest of Hellenistic statues, accompanied with a glossy, long black mane of hair reaching near his waist. The Demigod was a physical vision of beauty most ethereal, the twilight of the heavens. Shadow and moonlight incarnate. He adorned himself in the typical long robe-like chiton all men from Greece wore, but dyed in the darkest black akin to midnight with black leather sandals to match.

D passes streams of rivers, and sleepy hamlets. Making sure to keep away from any main roads lest he be spotted by a nosey mortal. Or worse--by the other foreign Gods. Disapproving of their union.

The rider makes it to his destination, and dismounts from his steed, following the floral trail that appeared in the the dense thicket of the forest. With a twinkle of joy and mischief in his pale blue eyes he shoos away branches from his vision. His heart stopped when he stepped out into a clearing to see his lover illuminated by the rays of the moon above.

Saint was completely bare. The body of a Goddess nude, ready to be worshipped and witnessed by only those deemed worthy. And D--was one such man. His loins stirred as his gaze darkened with a a lustful hunger as he drew nearer to his Lover. His God and Goddess all in one. The strong arms of the demigod coiled around the toned, bronze body of his beloved, D claims Saints lips for his own. His kiss tender, yearning and slow--savoring the candied lips of his Goddess. Demetrius' large hands began to palm and glide over Saint's skin, fondling their plump ass in his grip.

A tiny moan escaped his beloved, and a sly smile creeps onto the demigod's lips. He breaks the contact as he lowers them both onto the forest floor. Silently vowing to himself he would make sure to hear more of Saint's sweet voice--calling out to him. For him. Because of him. D places a hand on his Goddess' knee, guiding their legs to open, allowing him to witness the bloom of a beautiful wet cunt. Underneath the dark lashes of the demigod, he spots a tinge of pink dance onto Saint's face. They were looking down at him with a coy smile forming--ready for what's coming next.

He descends down between the thighs of the bronzed beauty. Kissing and nipping at the skin of the inner thigh, sucking flesh and moving toward the wet folds. And by the Gods...how beautiful they were--glistening under moonlight. D's tongue darts out to lap up the nectar dripping from Saint's awaiting cunt. Firm but languid licks up and down along the sweet flesh, the wet appendage from his mouth slides inside to further taste the Goddess. Rolling his tongue inside the wet cavity and devouring the heat.

Saint moans, pleased at the sensation crawling through their body, pooling in their stomach to settle in their loins. An electric feeling. But Demetrius wasn't done--he felt his Goddess in need of a bit more--stimulation than that. He takes his middle and ring finger to plunge into Saint's depths as his mouth now latches onto the sensitive bud of the clit. Sucking on it like a newborn babe. His Goddess' legs trembled as D worked to fuck Saint open on his thick and long fingers in tandem.

Massaging the silken walls that squeezed around his invasive digits. Saint's cries grew louder and louder--almost drowning out the wet squelching of the nectar flowing from their pussy.

[sammithryx]

Zeus: Thunder, bring her through the Wringer!

Hera: We're literally just fucking.

[ollies-headcanons]

rip (rest in piss) zeus you wouldve loved reddit

[alien-mystery]

Based on the post by @queer-cartoons-quotes

[burgercheese1812]

So I recently reblogged a post about schools having non-official student accounts and ever since I have had ideas about Camp Half blood having one.

Enjoy.

Caption: ITS A JOKE ANNABETH WE SWEAR

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Caption: dear ancient evils - please give us a BREAK

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Caption: like someone please get old mother Hubbard back in her cupboard 🤓

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The gods whenever something REALLY bad happens:

Caption: Welp there go our aeroplane privileges 🥸

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Caption: like bro wot?

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Caption: If you’re seeing this Katie, then no, no you did not.

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Caption: Feel like a quest would be easier 💀

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Caption: Drew if you’re somehow seeing this through your big FAT eyelashes, know that this is only the beginning. - Sincerely The Stoll Brothers

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Caption: Any face under all that makeup Drew?

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Caption: Only when she stops charm speaking us

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Part 2 ->

[oogly-boogly-doogly]

I KNOW they did not reference this in Blood of Zeus season 2 (yes they did and it was Evios who said it)

(Bc of course it was Evios who said it)

[glaze-chalk-eater]

wip art of greek gods in cult of the lamb

[karola25]