#blood of zeus memes

[godsofhumanity]

i'm gonna be real. i am NOT in any way shape or form normal about this right now

[idontknowwhatimdoinglol]

blood of zeus characters at the store pt. 2 (mall edition) - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -

once again made with the help of @randomfangirl2718 and @reagan10108<3

lets start this chaos :)

Dionysus: *flirting with a Taco Bell employee* so you come here often?

Employee: sir this is a taco bell are you going to order or not?

Dionysus: can I order some flirting with a side of your number?

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Artemis: should we help him?

Apollo: that would be the nice thing to do, but this is more entertaining *tries to steal one of her fries*

Artemis: *slaps his hand away while still watching the scene unfold*

Dionysus: *being dragged out of the foodcourt by security*

Artemis: we'll let Father handle this

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Aphrodite: *testing lipsticks on Ares's arm*

Ares: *looking at the expensive foundation Aphrodite chose* what is the difference between this one and the one that is 20 dollars less?

Aphrodite: it's just different than the other ones *she says swatching another lipstick on his arm*

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Hermes: *tries on new shoes*

Store employee: why don't you try them out before you make a decision

Hermes ok *speeds around the store knocking everything off the shelves*

Hermes: I'll take them

Store employee: get out

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Evios: *bragging to girls at the mall gym how he works out constantly*

The girls: *laughing and talking to him*

Kofi: *standing behind evios knowing hes lying about every word he is saying*

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Heron: this is humilliating *has a childs backpack leash on*

Zeus: it is needed *holding the leash*

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heron: *lost in the mall*

Zeus: *panicking*

Hera: *smirking because she was the one who let heron off his child leash*

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Alexia: in the mall's gym with evios and kofi

Random guy: trying to impress alexia by flexing and lifting basic weights

Alexia: looks him in the eyes smirking as she lifts a weight twice the amount of what he was lifting with ease

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Hyacinthus: *standing outside of spencers* what is this store my love?

Apollo: *panicking covering hya's eyes* LOOK AWAY-

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Aphrodite: on the bright side only two of us got banned this time

Artemis: how is that a bright side? the usual amount of people to get banned on a mall trip is zero

Hermes and Dionysus: *getting scolded by Zeus in the background*

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[ur-a-simp]

I must confesses:

[karola25]

[rinashiart]

Zeus be making favourites and you can't convince me otherwise

[kawaiigirly21]

Athena: Hey um…whatcha guys got there?

*Heron, Natasha and Seraphim drinking slushies with a leopard clearly sitting next to them like a pet*

Heron: Slushies

(Apollo took them to get slushies. What a good big brother)

[rosepaint81]

[hades-bat]

please Blood of Zeus give Apollo his cute little hair bow in season 2 <33

[honeyandmahogany]

Ask game: List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the ask box of the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! :3

Raphael, obviously.

This beyond pathetic himbo pissbaby, Zeus from Blood of Zeus.

Bees! This is John 2.0.

Beanie Babies!

And last but not least, unfunny memes like this that for some reason still manage to make me cry from laughter.

[reileionard21]

Good for him

[ollies-headcanons]

rip (rest in piss) zeus you wouldve loved reddit

[alien-mystery]

Based on the post by @queer-cartoons-quotes

[burgercheese1812]

So I recently reblogged a post about schools having non-official student accounts and ever since I have had ideas about Camp Half blood having one.

Enjoy.

Caption: ITS A JOKE ANNABETH WE SWEAR

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Caption: dear ancient evils - please give us a BREAK

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Caption: like someone please get old mother Hubbard back in her cupboard 🤓

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The gods whenever something REALLY bad happens:

Caption: Welp there go our aeroplane privileges 🥸

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Caption: like bro wot?

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Caption: If you’re seeing this Katie, then no, no you did not.

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Caption: Feel like a quest would be easier 💀

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Caption: Drew if you’re somehow seeing this through your big FAT eyelashes, know that this is only the beginning. - Sincerely The Stoll Brothers

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Caption: Any face under all that makeup Drew?

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Caption: Only when she stops charm speaking us

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Part 2 ->

[oogly-boogly-doogly]

I KNOW they did not reference this in Blood of Zeus season 2 (yes they did and it was Evios who said it)

(Bc of course it was Evios who said it)

[karola25]

[marvel-and-dc-geek]

I’m starting to think I’ll never come out