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hey it's me black mold. thanks for running your window air conditioner all summer. whatever you do, do not regularly clean the removable filter. that's not necessary
you should also never ever unplug the air conditioner and stick a flashlight in the vent that blows air to see if we're in there. it's very bad, that place should not be checked
and whatever you do, if you've already made the mistake of unplugging it, don't remove it from the window for cleaning if possible. and whether it's possible to remove the unit or not, don't carefully disassemble the front panel, document where the screws go and plastic bits go, and open up the vent more to be able to get into it easily
as black mold, i'm an expert on this. you should heed my warnings: now, if you've somehow made the mistake of doing all of the above, you should not use warm water and dish soap to CLEAN the inside of the vent thoroughly. DON'T ever use a bottle brush to get into the hard to reach places. and certainly don't rinse and dry the cleaned area before carefully putting it back together
there's nothing wrong with us, black mold. we don't cause or exacerbate breathing conditions like asthma or other illnesses. it's cool, we're cool
furthermore, if you're capable of removing the window unit, DONT take a hose with the same soapy water and wash the portion of the window unit that sits outside the window and is therefore weatherproofed.
whatever you do, don't allow the air conditioner to dry before plugging it back in and turning it on again
and if you have a central air conditioner, you will definitely never ever consult a manual or sources online to perform a similar cleaning procedure on the cooling unit outside.
lastly, if you're physically unable to do the things we (the black mold) warned you not to do above, you should never ever ask someone to help you or hire a service to do it.
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The JK Rowling black mold saga
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Farmhouse Entry - Mudroom Mid-sized farmhouse light wood floor and beige floor entryway photo with white walls and a black front door
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Bedroom - Traditional Bedroom
Ideas for a sizable traditional master bedroom renovation with beige walls
#black molding#boutique hotel inspiration#puck lighting#carpet#brown drum pendant#yellow flowers#soffit
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Anyway. Bi and Mspec Lesbians aren't a hotly "debated" topic or even new to queer culture, it's just the newest thing that bullies who REALLY want to be homophobic and even racist use to justify harassing gay people they don't like.
It's the thinnest possible veneer of progressive language wrapped around TERF and reactionary rhetoric so that they can feel righteous for forming an angry mob against vulnerable targets. If you're gullible enough to fall for the newest wave of bigotry within the queer community, and turn on your allies because they're "confusing" or "invading your spaces," the SAME way they turned on bi/pan labels, trans people, xenogenders, neopronouns, and aroace people before this, then get lost.
#No patience. Wither and rot.#These motherfuckers dogpiled the legend who leaked the no fly list because it identified as the wrong type of lesbian.#They will attack the people doing DIRECT ACTION over dumbfuck label discourse. Deeply unserious people.#Embarrassing to think that there are rubes out there who keep falling for this#For ALL our sakes I hope this is literally their first rodeos and they really haven't fallen for this bullshit twice.#But unfortunately I'm too old to be that hopeful.#I didn't get to see the big ''public block list'' made for us dirty queers who support or are bi/mspec lesbians but I hope I was on it#If a man is best judged by his enemies then exclusionists who echo terf rhetoric are the ones I WANT to have.#And ''public lesbian block list'' is in quotes because if you REALLY thought that such a thing wasn't a ''GO HARASS THESE PEOPLE'' charter-#--then you have a black mold where your brain used to be and it's rapidly eating into the bathroom tile you call a skull#Unironically you should not have a platform if you are THAT stupid or malicious to think it was anything BUT a harassment charter#I hope they're ashamed.#Context for those unaware: a flesh-eating amoeba created a public blocklist for people who supported bi lesbians#Minors and extremely small creators without big platforms were on that list#People got harassed but the most namely was Lockandkeyhyena who had people raiding his server with racial slurs and death threats.#I hope everyone involved sees who their ''allies'' are when they spread that sentiment.#A bunch of people ACTUALLY 'invading someone's space' to post the n-word and suicidebait.#THAT is who you appeal to. Sit with that.
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Harlo’s Room
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Aww... Pokey is getting into the weeb spirit of this blog.
#*slaps roof of meteor* this dramatic bitch can fit so many references#pokey#pokotho#hatchetfield#hatchetverse#pokey starkid#nerdy prudes must die#npmd#starkid npmd#tgwdlm#lords in black#lib starkid#starkid tgwdlm#I was doodling meme LiBs and got carried away with a Slug Girl idea#Expect lots of Junji Ito references I'm so sorry#My pokey headcanon is he's a sort of slime mold/stone creature - it's all Pokey from the meteor to the spores in the air#he frequently hunts insectoid species in other dimensions and will puppeteer their corpses so bug motifs still fit#this was not supposed to be a whole thing and I got so caught up in the mold I didn't bother doing anything with the meteor sorry
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violence made me gentle at last
#me: hoffstrahm phantom au that takes place in sawville or wherever the fuck and its like hoffman as erik and strahm as christine but not re#the black mold in my apartment:#coffinshipping#saw#mark hoffman#peter strahm#hoffstrahm#this looks so saturated here omfg#serious about doin that phatom au though like…#itd have to be like a modern interpretation like phantom of the paradise inthink#polachek lyric cuz … violence did rlly make him gentle at last (who ? who do you think.) (im asking you)#irls look away plz
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this post is so bad my jaw actually dropped. like. yes being trans and going thru the wrong puberty is often incredibly traumatic. that is not the same as the intentional and widespread medical abuse against intersex people (especially children). irreversible medically unnecessary often physically harmful and psychologically harmful+traumatizing hormone treatment and surgeries are not the same as having to go through natal puberty, which is also often traumatizing, but it is different. and you know damn well that is not what intersex people are talking about when they talk about forced medical intervention and abuse. it is not the same thing at all. & this is such an obviously intentional misinterpretation of what intersex activists have been talking about.
#text#intersexism#discourse#also so many of the people in the notes of this agreeing with it have green urls on shinigami eyes which is CRAZY#bc what use is ur trans allyship if youre spending your time intentionally misinterpreting intersex activists#honestly that extension is getting sm worse considering now people get marked red for being ''transandrophobia truthers''#and people who are WILDLY transphobic against trans men get marked green. but thats not my business#and also not the point. lets get back to this post. is anyone else seeing this or is there black mold in my room. i hope theres black mold#intersexppl im sorry about thw world
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“Meet Jane Doe”
#give me more horrifying Jane’s god damnit#HEAVILY leaning into the theory that there never was a 6th member of the choir and Jane was just karnaks creating#she’s his horrifying choirsona#her hair is black mold🩷#my art#rtc#ride the cyclone#ride the cyclone musical#rtc fanart#jane doe#rtc musical#rtc headcanons
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people rlly be like “christopher eccleston isn’t attractive” and then you look at a picture of him and it’s the most statuesquely handsome face you’ve ever seen in your life
#HES STATUESQUE. LIKE HES SCULPTED OUT OF CLAY#his face is literally soooo beautiful anyone who can’t see it is smoking black mold#christopher eccleston
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i literally wish i was a nepo baby who could afford a downtown luxury apartment without any roommates and im tired of pretending i don't
#all the reviews of the places i can afford are like black mold. overflowing trash. unsafe. no parking#or the location is terrible and there's nothing walkable no nearby hangout spots#i am going to die in my childhood bedroom at 35 or whatever that post said
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Should I start posting suspiciously cheap real estate because I see people like “$40k? For a house?” in my notes and I want to show them the evils of $40k houses in rural America.
#houses you buy as a first time homeowner and can never live in because there’s actually black mold in all the walls#and you can’t sell it because it’s only worth the land it’s on and that’s worth $6k#because again. it’s a patch of dirt in the middle of nowhere.#moneypit houses attract low income buyers but cost more money than a $200k house in the long run
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Before I started watching House, I knew that he would commit crimes sometimes to make his diagnoses, but I didn't realize he was breaking and entering literally every single episode. He doesn't even try to hide it. He says some shit like "I know you're lying to me because I went through every single trashcan in your home, raided your fridge, and harassed your neighbours" and the patients just sit there and take it. They don't even question it. Sure, Dr. House. Read my diary while you're at it.
#Meanwhile his team is already sitting in the kitchen of some other patient's house#zero sense of urgency#just having a little gossip sesh while searching for black mold or something#house md
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Okay, starting off is the mask.
I figured I should post a sort of "devolution" to show where it started and what it became, because you cherish the end product more if you remember where you came from.
#mask was exhausting#i learned foam core poster board and paper mache clay dont like to play well together if you put too much clay on in the first pass#all that excess moisture soaked right into the board and warped it like a mother fucker‚ no remorse#but it ended up being fine and looking fine cause no one was looking at me from the side#and you cant tell it was warped from the front#honestly i think it kindof gave it a bit of a 'mascot eyes' effect#where mascot eyes are pointed down to look at children‚ Sun's face was incidentally curled inwards to give it an encompassing effect#paper mache smells like mold also#and grows mold#black mold to be exact#i had that bowl under my bed on my desk for i dont know how long#my art#fnaf#fnaf sb#daycare attendant#sun fnaf#my cosplay#five nights at freddy's#the tape on the eyes is temporary btw as yall could tell#had to protect his beautiful peepers you know?
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