#bitches be trippin

[haydenshill]

I found this on TikTok and left their icon so they get the credit for this side profile and just my lord he is so pretty it’s painful.

I don’t care what Rachel Bilson says, she’s just bitter. There’s no fucking way this face with his wonderful temperament would not make you orgasm when he went down on you. I’d probably have a full on orgasm if he kissed me and touched my boob.

He could lick my cheek like Bambi and I’d be fucking over the moon. I don’t know her personally, but she is lying.

And to say bill hader has a magical penis? He’s funny, but he’s goofy looking and if Hayden was my ex, I’d be ruined for everyone else. Acting like Stefan and his circus dick, is cooler than Hayden’s perfect face. Ppssshh….

Bitter but I’d be mad too if I didn’t get to watch Hayden sleep anymore. Lmao

[bjyxobsessed]

A lot of people wonder why so many fans of Xiao Zhan and Wang Yibo hate each other. And after a few years of being a fan of both of them, I think I’ve finally figured it out.

It’s jealousy.

What could each of these stans possibly be jealous of? You ask.

Let me lay it out for you.

On the one hand, you have Xiao Zhan. 😍 Talented, amazing, so beautiful you almost can’t look at him directly Xiao Zhan.

So why do some WYB fans hate him so much? Because his popularity is insane.

This is from an index poll based on Weibo chatter around the time XZ went to Italy. And I think this is pretty typical… I saw one very similar for Weibo night. And from an objective view, the numbers do seem to defy logic.

This is a man who is a model, a product endorser, an actor, and — when we’re very lucky — a singer. Currently in that order. (I can feel you picking up your torches and pitchforks but just stay with me 😆) He doesn’t do variety shows or even make a lot of appearances. His live streams for brands are recorded, without fans present or participating in any way. Since the end of 2019, we get to see him in 1, maybe 2 dramas in a year. He did a play (which he’s doing again soon), but not many fans have access to that. He’s got the highest selling single of all time — but he’s never performed it.

It is frankly a CRIME how little we get to see of Xiao Zhan 😭 But as his fan, I assume this is the way he wants it. I don’t question his work choices — you do you, baby ☺️ But haters, they look at the output level and just can’t understand why he’s so much more popular than Wang Yibo. So they’re jealous of the polls and ratings - because no matter what, Xiao Zhan is always on top.

Meanwhile Wang Yibo is EVERYWHERE.

He’s modeling, he’s selling stuff, he’s on tv dramas, he’s on Street Dance of China, he’s dropping singles, he’s performing goddamn interpretive dance to his songs.

🤩 He’s a movie star with THREE movies coming out this year…

And WOW do some of XZ’s fans hate him for it 🔥

Why does WYB get to be out there doing all of this? Why not Xiao Zhan??

If it’s a selfish person who only looks at their fave as a commodity to consume, you can see where it would make them very bitter indeed.

I don’t know the reason for the career differences — I have wonderings, but ultimately I trust in them to do what they want to do, and I sit back and enjoy their work and efforts whenever and however they come. As a turtle, I’m blessed! It’s a shame that all of their fans can’t just enjoy the gifts we’re given.

But haters gotta hate I guess, and well… they can heed this message 😆

[collectingtoday]

Feel like I did too much 🌬

[effiej0]

F R E E Y O U R M I N D

[wack-ashimself]

Dog joke.

What happens when I cover my female dogs in oil, and let them run loose on my linoleum kitchen floor?

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Bitches be trippin'.

<I LOVE WORD JOKES!>

[dstrctwink]

Cunts these days

A girl would gut punch me and call it "playfighting" but when I rip her heart clean out her body it's called first degree murder. Double standards

[chiefbeefbaby]

the thing that utterly pisses me off about The Purge films (especially Anarchy) is that the characters are constantly being either IMMENSELY slow, asking the dumbest questions when being told to run, and also just overall being the worst at survival. Barnes is the only character that doesn’t make me want to ram my head into a wall. Maybe i’m tossing a little too harsh of judgement but oh well.

[tipsywench]

I don't know for sure but I think this is the fight that Imane won against the Russian boxer and then 3 days later the Russian IBA suddenly decided she should be disqualified (which is some bullshit)

But despite that, I love the commentator of this match. This guy is so enthusiastic and into it.

I love he saw Imane and went, "She's strong, she's fierce, she's got the height advantage."

And this fucking Russian boxer. She only had 1 idea and that was purposely trying to fall onto Imane. She fell on her ass like 5 times trying to trip Imane.

Even the commentator said: "We've seen this quite a few times...the Russian on her knees."

[theeyeofeverything]

This nine sols brainrot is going crazy

When I fist time seen this game I was like THIS IS FOR MEEEE FOR MEEEEEEEEEE FR FR

I love my metroidvanias with souls-like elements (stares affectionately at blasphemous)

[drawing-way-outside-the-lines]

Guess who's back, back uhgain.

[ayosdesignz-blog]

Rewatching shows can be so fun. Like Code Lyoko!

Very 1st episode of season 1 and Sissi just...awoke and chose violence for real. Like I remembered the scene but it's just...😂 I know Sissi could be bitchy, she was typical arrogant mean girl for awhile...but they had her very 1st scene and appearance be her just straight up going ham on that one red headed little girl reporter for the school.

FOR NO REASON.

She really said her name is now Sissi the Bitchy McBitchenstein Esquire the 3rd. 🤣

She didn't have to make that little girl cry. But she did. She didn't have to insult her 25 times in a single conversation. But she wanted too.

She wasn't sorry about it either. And she'd do it again.

Sissi was straight up wildin right out the gate on this show.

Crazy.

[maireadralph]

So this line is from the feedback of the Entrapdak Secret Santa 2022 (edited to keep it SFW). This line has been such a source of enjoyment for me that I just had to do a fanart of it.

if you’d like to give some feedback to improve future Entrapdak Secret Santa events the Google form is still open and available here  All feedback is 100% anonymous 

[analogboii]

putting him on a ten month hiatus only three months after debuting was also just setting him up for failure tbh.

[bigdaddydaemon]

if i have to get a fourth surgery on my fucking achilles tendon i'll scream

[demadogs]

every time i try to learn how to make gifs the "right" way i lose my goddamn mind

[as-warm-as-choco]

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