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tumblr lore is so fucking crazy. what do you mean there was a sonic the hedgehog blog against social justice warriors with the wildest drama between the mods.
#tumblr lore#sonic for real justice#the tumblr user with a child slave.#the bone digger.#bitch that’s the tubby custard machine
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To be fair I ate this sausage roll today and all I could think was “BITCH that’s the tubby custard machine”
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you know, thinking back on my early tumblr days, I’m not sure I ever actually DID say hello to mechanically separated chicken.
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a coworker asked if i needed anything before they headed out for the day and i responded very casually, "a lobotomy but other than that, no. Have a good evening!" and im pretty sure she pulled something laughing so hard. I didnt have the heart to tell her that i've seen that joke 6 times today on my dash alone
#using tumblr humor on non tumblr users hits so different#like on here it's 'yeah yeah she filled his house with chintz we know the story'#and you pull a 'bitch that's the tubby custard machine' on your coworker linda??#suddenly you're the funniest guy in the office
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Y’all that’s Reinhart. From Overwatch.
No but seriously why can’t y’all just let Santa be fat in peace?
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tittytubbies is that anything
she titties on my tubbies til i custard
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yknow sometimes i get why tumblr had so many insanely obvious hoaxes gain traction bc the way some people on here will eviscerate people for being even slightly incredulous about something is honestly scary
#like. that lady who claimed the wachowskis stole the plot of the matrix from her got traction here dude#she claimed aliens gave it to her. come on guys.#ik ppl think of like. alexandria's genesis or infinite chocolate or the tubby custard machine/hot dog thing#and while those are dumb and something you would expect an adult with critical thinking skills to recognize as false#they are kind of ultimately harmless to believe. like worst case scenario you stop eating hot dogs or you fuck up some chocolate#but also it's a symptom of a larger problem bc people extend the same credulity to like. accusations of serious crimes#and it's just equally unwarranted#but god forbid you call someone on tumblr with no sources and no credentials a liar#because that makes you just as bad as the person trying to ruin someone's life with little to no evidence#tl;dr tumblr has a huge misinfo problem bc the culture here is that it's morally wrong to not take someone at their word#and sometimes the results are 'bitch that's the tubby custard machine'#but also sometimes the results are people being stalked and harassed off the internet over actual nothing#also wrt my first example bc I think some ppl might misconstrue it#yes there are instances of ppl on here making false accusations bc they were genuinely under the delusion those things were true#(the m*tski s*x sl*ve thing to name a more well-known one)#that does not mean they are malicious actors im obviously not saying that#but also. if you are mentally well enough to recognize something is not logically consistent you don’t have to believe it
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"Jesse what the HELL is wrong with you? Do you even know what you're asking for?"
"Yo Mister White I'm sorry, I get them every time. They taste good, it's fine."
"Do you even know how they make the Chicken McNuggets, Jesse? Did you ever even think to question it? In fact, I can show you. I can show you right now how they make their Chicken McNuggets!"
"Bitch..."
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a really special genre of post on here is "so goddamn old people have forgotten the original context of the joke and take it 100% seriously now"
#looking at you 'bitch thats the tubby custard machine'#there was a lot of that back in the day#copying a 'deep' or 'exposé' post's text and putting it on an unrelated gif#but now the originals theyre riffing on are lost to time.....
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I’m submitting tinky winky. He is the ultimate purple boy. So fun. Everyone loves teletubbies, probably you and your best friend and your brother and everyone else you know. Also asking how many other submissions he has?
5 other submissions :)
#asks#not a purple poll#can't say I've watched Teletubbies recently but I will always respect the show that gave us ''Bitch That's The Tubby Custard Machine''
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Bitch that's the tubby custard machine!
Actually, it's the filling for Taiwanese sausages, from this video.
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Listen here cum-slut, I bet you 5 million dollars that you don’t have an angel in your Game. But guess what? I have 7. And I can tell you right now that an angel would never just walk into something like a chocolate acid pool. They’ll rarely walk directly into water, on account of usually walking ON water.
But say that your idiotic theory is correct.
Say it did actually walk into it.
That higher plane denizen still probably died.
Is that still funny to you? Do you still get your kicks out of knowing that that angel was probably terrified and opening its mouth to scream in that last panel?
And if you say yes then you seriously disgust me as a UG being.
Thanks anon I nearly kekked out loud
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Bitch that’s the tubby custard machine 😂 *image depicts a vast monstrous infernal engine using hundreds of spiderlike arms of black iron to shove the writhing bodies of naked, emaciated humans into its blazing maw*
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Made myself a smoothie at work
I call it the "Bitch, that's the tubby custard machine"
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Giving me strong "bitch that's the tubby custard machine" vibes
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