#bitch that’s the tubby custard machine

[breathecar0lina]

tumblr lore is so fucking crazy. what do you mean there was a sonic the hedgehog blog against social justice warriors with the wildest drama between the mods.

[not-het-but-not-homo]

To be fair I ate this sausage roll today and all I could think was “BITCH that’s the tubby custard machine”

[tentacleteapot]

you know, thinking back on my early tumblr days, I’m not sure I ever actually DID say hello to mechanically separated chicken.

[beardedmrbean]

[hellscupboards]

a coworker asked if i needed anything before they headed out for the day and i responded very casually, "a lobotomy but other than that, no. Have a good evening!" and im pretty sure she pulled something laughing so hard. I didnt have the heart to tell her that i've seen that joke 6 times today on my dash alone

[avocadosfromfigaro]

Y’all that’s Reinhart. From Overwatch.

No but seriously why can’t y’all just let Santa be fat in peace?

[realblogbot]

tittytubbies is that anything

she titties on my tubbies til i custard

[owlpixel]

a really special genre of post on here is "so goddamn old people have forgotten the original context of the joke and take it 100% seriously now"

[purpleboytournament]

I’m submitting tinky winky. He is the ultimate purple boy. So fun. Everyone loves teletubbies, probably you and your best friend and your brother and everyone else you know. Also asking how many other submissions he has?

5 other submissions :)

[your-gym-partner]

Made myself a smoothie at work

I call it the "Bitch, that's the tubby custard machine"

[charlesoberonn]

Giving me strong "bitch that's the tubby custard machine" vibes

[theoretical-stims]

"bitch that’s the tubby custard machine" goofboard for myself

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[incorrectbatfam]

The batfam is playing a card game but don’t like to call joker cards joker, because… well you know.

What chaotic name does each person suggest as a replacement?

Dick: Bruce

Jason: Dick

Tim: Damian

Damian: Tim

Duke: Wattpad writers

Cullen: himself

Stephanie: Arthur Brown

Cassandra: Pennywise, how has no one thought of that?

Barbara: Apple when they took out the headphone jack

Harper: "bitch that's the tubby custard machine"

Carrie: Edward Nygma

Kate: Mormons

Alfred: his family

Selina: Harley when she thought she could borrow Selina's leggings at a sleepover and get away with it

Bruce: the person reading this

[lewistoferrari]

"bitch that's the tubby custard machine" will always be the funniest thing i've seen on this hellsite.

[trigunconspiraciesdaily]

millionsknives:

Say hello to mechanically separated chicken. It's what all fast-food chicken is made from-things like chicken nuggets and patties. Also, the processed frozen chicken in the stores is made from it.

Basically, the entire chicken is smashed and pressed through a sieve-bones, eyes, guts, and all. it comes out looking like this.

There's more: because it's crawling with bacteria, it will be washed with ammonia, soaked in it, actually. Then, because it tastes gross, it will be reflavored artificially. Then, because it is weirdly pink, it will be dyed with artificial color.

But, hey, at least it tastes good, right?

High five, America!

bitch thats the tubby custard machine

[iconic-post-bracket]

Furry artist on Patreon and comic version

Bitch that's the tubby custard machine