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justanotherdrfan · 1 year ago

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I’d like to know was this before or after he got his baby girl ass picked up off the stage??

#the choke hold this man has on other men needs to be a uni degree #he’s a f1 driver but he screams passenger princess #we get it you have a major crush on Josh Allen #bitch didn’t even have to think #it’s ingrained into his psyche #what happens in Vegas get broadcast worldwide if your Daniel Riccardo #man crush forever #daniel ricciardo #dr3 #f1 #danny ric #josh allen #formula 1 #nfl #formula one #visa cash app rb

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laniidae-passerine · 7 months ago

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don’t get how you can watch iwtv and be a sincere diehard lestat hater. like the world’s biggest lestat hater is louis and that man can’t even commit to it for more than five minutes before literally hallucinating lestat wearing a wedding ring and talking pretty to him. this show is about louis and every road leads back to lestat for that man

#nobody hates lestat like the men who have brain rot about him #like that’s Claudia’s mother their whole thing is far too messy to be reduced to hate #like sorry that was her mumdadbastardparent. too complicated to get it sorted out right #madeleine didn’t even know him #daniel doesn’t know him (yet)#santiago will bend over for any vampire with more power than him unless they don’t like him #(then he’ll seethe while imagining getting fucked) so in another life he’d dickride lestat or seethe at him and louis hardcore #uhhh. who else knows this bitch. his momma dipped she got her own shit going on she don’t really think about him #maybe Louis’ family are bigger lestat haters but they’re all dead #armand hates him but that’s entirely dwarfed by the sex thing and also he’s way more obsessed with daniel. lestat is not touching that thing #so yeah it’s just louis who knows him deep enough to be a true pure hater #and louis loves him so so so much. so it’s kinda over this show is literally about these two #attacking each other and then holding hands. or punishing the other for 77 years #so. yay!!!#this is not the show for you louis gets the mic for like five minutes n he’s immediately going ‘so there’s this blond-’#like we all didn’t know. get off the stage!!!!!! silence on the blond guy. but alas. louis has the mic still so it’s blond guy central #louis de pointe du lac #ldpdl #lestat de lioncourt #loustat #iwtv #interview with the vampire

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aroaessidhe · 3 months ago

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2024 reads / storygraph

Don’t Let The Forest In

YA horror

an anxious Australian boy whose only friends are his twin sister & best friend/roommate returns to boarding school in the US - but his sister is ignoring him, and his friend is acting strange, with rumors of having something to do with his parents’ murder

he follows him into the nearby forest one night - and finds him fighting eldritch monsters from the dark fairytales & art they create together, desperate to stop them from hurting anyone else

ace MC, m/m

#Don’t Let The Forest In #aroaessidhe 2024 reads #asexual books #i mean not to be influenced by a book’s cover to love it immediately but like #yeah pretty made for me. i thought this was great.#dark forest fairytale vibes & horror based around the exploration of (not) processing trauma #and some messy gay codependant yearning (and beginnings of some nice friendships)#there were a few directions I was worried the plot was going to go in at certain points which would have dampened my enjoyment #but it bypassed those thankfully #i really wanted to see his relationship with his sister because we didn’t see much of that #but I also got the impression there was a reason for that and it would be addressed eventually….which it is.#Maybe the ending is a little rushed? I would have loved to have more of it.#“he could cut me to bloody pieces if he wanted. i couldn’t stop him even if i tried” bitch you’re in high school. it’s not that dramatic #(kidding I love that kind of prose and messy codependency is fun to read)#also there’s a trope I dislike in other books where an ace character is all self hating about it #then another person is like it’s ok to be ace :) and then they’re suddenly proud and happy.#and this Could have done that but I think it explores his feelings about accepting his asexuality with more nuance so that’s nice

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spineless-lobster · 2 months ago

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Please… don’t do this to me…

#skimmed through the article and I don’t think it was that bad but I didn’t read it properly so I could be wrong #just that title… don’t even speak it into existence #these bitches have never heard of the epic cycle and it showssss #the odyssey #homeric epics #tagamemnon

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theflopwonder · 1 month ago

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Me, naively: Omg haha what if I wrote a fic abt the party at the fortress of solitude in superman/batman 26 as an excuse to do some Tim & Kon character study?

Me, after reading 4 separate comic runs from 4 different editorial teams who were OBVIOUSLY not talking to each other AT ALL to try and figure out the timeline & other logistics of this party: WHO THE FUCK FUCKED UP THIS HOUSE LIKE THIS GOOD GOD??????????

#long rant in the tags my fault guys #but #superman/batman LOVED to do this thing where they mentioned some major plot point from last issue #but that issue is connected to some grander larger story that has nothing to do w Tim or Kon directly #but bc it’s something they might talk abt now I have to read that whole arc #n I know what ur thinking omg Dionne why didn’t u check the wiki?#ITS LITERALLY NOT THERE #LEX WAS LITERALLY PRESUMED DEAD AFTER S/B ISSUE 6 AND THE WIKI MAKES NO MENTION OF IT ALL #this isn’t even COUNTING trying to figure out where the fuck they would have time for this in between dealing w deathstroke n saving raven #and skimming over that era of Robin to see what Tim has got going on #willingham era robin is better than Dixon at acknowledging Tim’s team presence but it’s still pretty annoying at points #and popping into the outsiders for a couple issues cuz the titans bother them every like … 8 issues #it would be funny if they weren’t nearly losing their lives n causing major property damage every single time #AND I had to do a quick green arrow drive by cuz I couldn’t tell if it would be accurate or not to have Mia there #and DONT GET ME STARTEDDDDDDDD ON THE FORTRESS #SOMETHING THE WIKI IS ALSO NOT HELPFUL WITH #sometimes i wonder why they thought it was smart to reboot post crisis #and then I open up the dc fandom wiki as greeted with the knowledge that Superfamily have not one or 2 but FOUR DIFFERENT FORTRESSES #they be destroying that shit every Tuesday??????#must also make mention cuz I know how yall get on here #I am not complaining bc I hate canon #in fact I am doing this out of love #research is my favorite part of the fic process after brainstorming #it’s just A LOT sometimes #and I VERY strongly believe that you can only play with canon when you actually know it #kon el #tim drake #timkon #deep diving into some comics? :) deep diving into some bitches? :(#in the most literal sense there is

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redhoodie1723 · 10 months ago

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the imaginary carlos and charles beef that some fans are convinced is going on is giving Netflix DTS trying to convince us that charles and sebastian were mortal enemies that prayed on each other’s downfall nightly

#can’t people be happy or sad for one driver without tearing the other down #ik teammates are often pitted against each other and stuff but like #they’re both having good seasons #they’re both showing off their strengths #charles is still doing well in the WDC and even tho max is likely to win this year charles is still gonna get more chances with ferrari #and carlos is doing a great job in showing other teams why they should give him a seat next season #regardless of whether u think they’re good friends or just coworkers it’s clear they respect each other a lot #and i get being upset that charles didn’t podium in suzuka #but that’s not carlos’ fault and he did everything that he should’ve #charles still has a phenomenal race and his fans shouldn’t insult carlos simply for racing #and similarly carlos’ fans shouldn’t insult charles for not placing higher than carlos #when charles has shown how good and consistent of a driver he is in the past few races #just because the two latest ferrari wins have been carlos’ doesn’t mean charles is suddenly “overhyped” or “washed up”#like chill y’all #focus on the bigger issues #like whatever the fuck is going on williams #charles leclerc #carlos sainz #cl16 #cs55 #ferrari #formula 1 #f1 #1655 #c squared #2024 japanese gp #as a maybe month old fan i probably shouldn’t be having many opinions about this #but whatever lmfao #they’re both hot why are we pitting them against each other #they hate when two sexy bitches are winning

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hers-underwraps · 4 months ago

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Bitches be like: Omg Octonauts was my favourite childhood show I forgot it existed 😜

Like no if you were a real Octonauts fan you would’ve watched that show one day and never stopped thinking about it. You would’ve watched it one day when you were a wee Bub and it would’ve stuck with you for the rest of your life. You would think about it everyday day. When you went to fall asleep, you would think of them. When you woke up in the morning, you’d think of them. When you were doing boring mundane tasks, you would think of them.

You would never forget

#octonauts #yea #so guys I’m like not even kidding #I lowkey wish I was #like i had this revelation the other day like wow isn’t crazy how people get so obsessed with things they are like devoted to them for years #like you stop thinking about them eventually #and then I was like oh wait #yea so lowkey never stopped thinking about themb #it’s probably the autism #kms #I guess I didn’t really realise until now though cause I don’t have any material possession or any Octonauts really #my Octonauts love is heavily contained inside of me #these bitches don’t even know

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evansbby · 6 months ago

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my opinion on the Blake lively situation

#okay so I never HATED Blake lively #but I did have a feeling about her #so I’d always like purposely not interact or view any interview or anything of hers that came up on my feed #I DON’T like Ryan Reynolds and never have #I just find him a try hard and annoying #and I did not like the couple of Blake and Ryan #they just seemed soooo pick me #so yeah I tried to just ignore the whole downfall of Blake lively that’s been happening #bc sometimes I just don’t care to comment or learn about celeb drama #BUTTTT ofc i got sucked into it #and not Blake tryna have a Margot Robbie in Barbie moment 😂😂#‘bring your girlfriends and wear florals!1!1’ GIRL MARGOT NEVER TOLD ANYONE TO WEAR PINK TO BARBIE IT WAS A NATURAL THING #not to mention I didn’t even realise this movie was about domestic violence as I’ve never read the book #and it was NOT being marketed as one thanks to Blake and Ryan #also why did Ryan have to get involve #ALSO this morning I saw the interview from 2016 where Blake is being rude to the interview #and oh my god it’s awful like SHE FIRSTLY FAT SHAMES HER OFF THE BAT NO HESITATION #then proceeds to ignore the poor interviewer #like doesn’t give her eye contact AT ALL #which I felt so bad for the interview bc I’ve BEEN THERE #this is why I’d hate to be a celeb interview bc imagine getting treated like a third rate individual by these big headed LOSERS who think #they’re better than you just bc they’re famous #I could NOT #anyways also Blake tried to have a whole feminist moment when the interviewer asked her about the clothes she wears in the movie #‘would anyone ask the men about the clothes’#UM BITCH YES??? COSTUMES??? IN FILM?? IS A THING ???#also can I just say Blake has always had the worst hair ever and the fact she has a hair care line is insane bc SHE IS KNOWN TO HAVE BAD HAI #and I never thought her fashion was good like even when people were simping over her met gala outfits I NEVER EVER SAW THE VISION #anyways yeah lol #the interviewer thing triggered me lowkey like HOW RUDEEEE

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devildomditzy · 4 months ago

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I dunno how to tell you guys this but…

My current boyfriend is jealous of mammon 💀

#ITS NOT THAR DEEP VRO!!#I don’t even talk about him or the game that much #he just knows I have this blog I won’t show him and mammon’s sheep mc plush and miss em plush #and a poster of him on my wall #and that’s enough to make him worry #BITCH ITS A JPEG #WE ARE BOTH 23+ CAN WE ACT LIKE IT PLZ #kit’s playhouse #bitch I’m threw #idk what it is I guess he’s jealous of anything like that getting my attention #I think it makes him feel inadequate but that’s on you vro #imma thrist over this set of pixels and that’s final #💀💀💀#my last one didn’t give a FUCK #literally could not be bothered was just like that’s nice sweetie

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qprpbj · 6 months ago

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“why do people ship the greasers.. i’m not homophobic but its the 60s… why are we shipping them……” this just in: gay people were actually apparently invented in 2020!

#the outsiders #outsiders broadway #outsiders musical #ponyboy curtis #darry curtis #sodapop curtis #johnny cade #dally winston #two bit mathews #need outsiders tiktok to be so fucking for real rn #some of these bitches are fruit central????#idgaf if it was the 60s why do yall seem to think gay ppl didn’t exist back then 😭😭😭#it’s always “im not homophobic but—” and then proceeds to say the most homophobic stupid shit ever #mind you i genuinely don’t even ship any of them except qprpbj but like. damn let ppl have fun omfg

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atopvisenyashill · 6 months ago

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let me translate this for you it says: well i saw the rumors about nettles being daemon’s bastard as true and i thought rhaena’s story would be boring tv so i simply combined the two theories for funsies but now that everyone is yelling at me and hurting my feelings i’m wondering if maybe the change is more trouble than it’s worth. i might still do it tho fuck you.

#😭😭#like if u think rhaena’s story is boring…you can just move some of the fighting to the vale? combine some of the dragonseed fighting with #the vale. and like regardless of whether nettles is daemon’s kid or not (she’s not and if she is you realize that’s worse right) the point #is that she’s a lowborn brown skinned bastard. what about that is anything like rhaena.#why would u not even have her try the sheep method like i’m screaming a bit 😭😭😭😭😭#this is worse than sansa bolton imo bc imagine if they did that and then also didn’t have theon there either 😭#sorry i’m bitching about this so much i feel like even if i don’t agree with some of the changes i understood where they were coming from.#this is one is so inexcusable to me 😭#getting on my soap box

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lesbiansanemi · 15 days ago

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Currently trying not to vomit over the fact that I essentially just lost almost a thousand dollars brb

#why me. why is it always fucking me am I just not allowed to have good things WHAT have I done to earn this kinda karma #my stupid fucking idiot roommate decided to resign the lease at the complex so I naturally contacted the landlords like hey. how does that #work with the security deposit cuz I paid that years before she even moved in do you guys need to come inspect the place after I leave #and they were like oh no ☺️ it just carries over to her. and I’m like. so. so even though I am not living here nor am on the lease #whether or not I get NINE HUNDRED FUCKING DOLLARS BACK hinges on this JACKASS not wrecking the place???? actually not even then because say #she DOESNT wreck the place when she moves out TURNS OUT the deposit goes to her cuz it’s her name and account attached to the fucking #apartment and I’m just left sitting here like how. how is that fucking fair how does that make fucking sense I have to trust that she doesnt #ruin the place OR GET FUCKING EVICTED BECAUSE SHE HAS NO JOB AND NO WAY TO PAY RENT and then also trust her to just give it to me when she #moves out. I’m actually sick I’m actually gonna fucking throw up and the landlords were like yes exactly ☺️ perhaps you could work something #out with her and she could buy you out of it and I’m just like. she doesn’t have a job she still hasn’t paid me for LAST months utilities #let alone this months do you HONESTLY THINK she is EVER going to pay me the 900 dollars I’m fucking owed #and it’s like does this actually affect anything? no. I didn’t budget with that money cuz I didn’t actively have it and that’s not smart but #like…. 900 dollars….. I could have paid off the rest of my credit card with that and also it’s just infuriating that that money is basically #just being GIVEN to this fucking bitch who I KNOW is not gonna keep that apartment in good shape and that’s again if she somehow doesn’t get #her ass evicted cuz she’s not paying bills why they even LET her sign her own lease there I do not understand she literally has no proof of #income but ig they probably didn’t check that cuz she technically already lived there I’m just so. I’m so tired and I’m so done can I PLEASE #stop being the one who constantly gets screwed fucking over in EVERY situation no matter fucking what #while all these fucking idiots and shitty fucking ppl get whatever they want and actively BENEFIT from me getting fucked over???? I’m done.#I’m so fucking done I am never living with someone ever again never being finanacially tied to anyone fucking again and you know what. thats #great goes well with me basically being convinced atp to never be vulnerable with anyone ever again and never trust anyone ever again and #never dedicate ANY part of my life in a genuine sense to anyone ever again I will be fucking alone in every sense for THE REST of my fucking #life and that’s that. it’ll be better. this kinda shit will stop happening. financially emotionally psychologically I will stop suffering #because holy fucking shit I can’t do it anymore man I’m sick of it I’m sick of trying to be a good person and depend on people and be #vulnerable and always uphold my side of the responsibilities and arrangements just to get fucking spit on like man if this is what being a #shit person gets ppl maybe I should try because they sure seem to get all the benefits and whatever the hell they want consistently and #always while I try and be considerate of others and devote myselves to them and this is all I fucking get for it #and ik I KNOW this is just the straw on the camels back and this is a lot of issues compounding and it’s not even about the money atp #but I’m just. I’m so fucking sick and tired and beaten down and I’m tired of trying I just want to be completely on my own #so at least if bad things happen or I feel like shit I only have myself to blame and it’s safer that way and I’ll have to stop feeling like #this and dealing with these types of things UGH

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ihopeucomehomesoon · 2 months ago

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ugh but it was kinda cute when he called me over to dance the second time bc the first time it was me who went up to him to ask if he wanted to dance but the second time it was bc the song we were learning with my friend who brought us together the first time we met we practiced together so it was playing we had to dance together!! and it was really fun and sweet

#the bitter part is when he asked me to smoke weed with him (during our first dance together i think) and i said yes! (bc yay weed!) but whe #i told my friends they were like no 🙅‍♀️🙅‍♂️ bad idea so i lowkey had a meltdown and cried bc i need to learn how to say no #but lowkey i feel like if i wasn’t as intoxicated as i was i would be in the right mind to look out for myself and smoke with him as a frie #d and not have anything bad happen or whatever my friends were thinking #ugh idk when the guy came back i didn’t even let him speak i just said sorry i changed my mind and he left without a world #*word #that moment replays in my mind bc i feel like a bitch for being a bit dismissive !#idkkkkk

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luna-the-cretar · 26 days ago

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Motherfucker, I’m trying to go to bed bc it’s 3am and I have work in like 10hrs, and my brain is over here going into panic mode and convinced that I’m gonna die bc tooth hurts

Am I gonna die bc of a toothache? Probably not. Is my brain convinced otherwise, causing my heart rate to rise? Absolutely. Is it annoying? Very.

#bitch I’m trying to sleep stop fucking panicking #could be worse tho ig #I once woke up at about 3am having a panic attack bc I was convinced we were dying of carbon monoxide poisoning #spoiler alert: we were not. I would not have even been able to wake up if we were #I don’t even know where I even got that idea #probably from a dream idk #first time I’ve ever woken up in a fully fledged panic attack tho #think it was my first real one too #didn’t even know you could just wake up with a panic attack beforehand #anyway body still in flight mode for some fucking reason #Brain please let me go to bed for once in my life jfc

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tariah23 · 9 months ago

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#Yuuta literally just had a whole thing about it in the new chapter he didnt even want to do this shit #and I’m sure yuuji would’ve disagreed heavily with this these people always gotta make it about a ship it’s so annoyingsjsjsjs #and sm ppl hate Yuuta now he didn’t even want this sjsjs im so sorry bro #rambling #and ppl were bitching about Shoko’s reaction even tho it’s pretty on brand for how she’d react #they like to act like she doesn’t care at all because it’s so easy to x her out of Gojo’s life because the shippers don’t care too much for #her anyway and it’s easy to forget that she doesn’t matter in their minds #during the fight she started smoking again despite having quit….#and she went through a whole pack of cigarettes during… she didn’t even think that it was possible for Gojo to have lost the way that he #did she completely believed in him because that was her friend #both her and Yuuta are getting shit on so hard bro these people cannot fucking read #jjk spoilers #stsg shippers have the worst comprehension skills….. ever bro #the fact that Gojo had already consented to this in the end is even more sad but they all knew the stakes… I just hate that Shoko and Yuuta #are being heavily shitted on for no reason and making it seem like they didn’t care about him even his other students I’m sure most of them #thought the plan was awful but if it had to be done it had to be done #I’m so sorry Shoko and Yuuta omg

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pearsonspearson · 3 months ago

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Yall are truly insufferable… if u want a firefighter/paramedic show literally watch Chicago fire or station19 or fire country… 911 is a show about the first responders who respond to 911 calls that’s fire, police, dispatch and paramedics… yall don’t bitch when there’s dispatch episodes… it’s just one common denominator with the fandom complaints and it’s almost never about the yt members of the cast…

#it’s simple #the misogynoir is so glaring it hurts #being a black girl sucks sometimes man #cause the world constantly shows us they don’t like us fr #even in fandom we are not safe …#wouldn’t trade it for the world tho would just wish yall didn’t suck so much #bobby nash #looooveee the weeewoo show #9 1 1 #bathena #Athena Grant Nash #and i don’t give a fuck if you think this is dramatic!#this is such a regular occurrence and i don’t ever say anything about it #but I have time today bitch #yall gotta pack this shit uppppp

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