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[hello! So, Iâd been out of writing fanfiction for a LONG time. But! Iâve recently fallen in love with âThe Owl Houseâ and itâs reignited my desire to write fanfiction! So, here is what is my first post on AO3 (Iâm a Fanfiction.net survivor), since I decided to share it here as well since Tumblrâs getting a bit of a revival! Message me if you have any queries or wanna chat about it! Or, if you wanna read more, Iâll be posting more of this on here in the coming weeks, but on AO3 it is up to Chapter 35, so if you want the link to that, feel free to message and ask! Many thanks!]
The taste of iron was overwhelming Luzâs taste buds as the wind whipped through her hair. But, the sensation was very much so dwarfed by the open gash on her chest that was currently holding a steady flow of crimson dripping to the ground below.
At that moment, Eda was in Harpy form, and was holding Luz aloft while flying at top speed into the deepest parts of Bonesborough
âYa know, itâd kinda be anticlimactic if something like this were to be the thing that takes me out. I really wouldâve preferred if it was in a huge battle with the big olâ evil mastermind, Belos,â the teen managed, before falling into a fit of coughs that splattered more blood into the winds.
âThatâs right kid, thatâs why you gotta stay with me until we get you to the Healers,â Eda said, forcing out the phrase, holding back the deluge of tears that was threatening to break through,â You canât let your story end like this. You know I taught you better than that!â
Luz let out a frayed chuckle at that, and muttered,âAww come on, Eda. Canât you tell? Iâm feeling better already. Might even run a marathon tomor-â
Luz was cut short for a hacking fit, spraying blood all over the harpyâs feathered chest, sending Eda into a more frenzied flight pattern.
âHey, hey, kid, itâs okay! Take it easy and just focus on breathing. Weâre gonna get you fixed up, and tell ya what: If you can run one tomorrow Iâll get up and run it with ya. No wings or anything!â Eda said, her voice filled with cracks.
Luz went silent for a moment, before she started to shake, and the tears broke through.
âEda Iâm not ready to go⊠I have so much I need to do⊠So many people I-â
Comfort the Owlet- preen the Owlet.
The Harpyâs thoughts in her head made Eda pull back the sweat-matted hair from in front of Luzâs face, and gingerly cup her cheek, âLuz, LUZ! Youâre not going anywhere kid. Theyâre gonna fix you all up and weâll be home for pancakes with King in the morning! I promise!â
Luz cracked out what looked to be a hopeful smile, before her eyes glazed over, and rolled into the back of her head, and her body began to seize.
âSHIT!â The harpy exclaimed, loud enough to wake half the town.
Eda steeled her resolve at this, and dove into a deep dive to pick up her speed, and somehow maneuvered her way through the streets, holding to this speed as if her life depended on it.
Well, not her life.
She carried that speed into the lobby of a larger building- not even stopping outside. Once through the tall open doors, she stopped herself with a powerful backward thrust of her wings, and immediately screamed for all the help she could get, laying the still seizing body of her apprentice on the ground, and cradling her head.
It was mere seconds before she had been swarmed with at least 6 healers, all getting Luz onto a gurney, and getting her vitals. They rattled off important question after important question- but Eda silenced them all when she looked at them and told them Luz was human.
They all stared at her, then at Luz, then to each other with shock on their faces. Then, a familiar face stepped between Eda and Luz.
It was a large, slate grey looking humanoid, with two ragged looking horns adorning his forehead. He wore small, wire-rimmed glasses, and had a deathly-serious expression on his face.
âEdalyn- has your apprentice ever had healing Magic conducted on her? Sheâs HUMAN! Hells, we donât know what it could do to the poor girl. We certainly donât have any human blood to transfuse, and at this point, I donât know if we could d-â
âTrill, you better not be getting ready to tell me youâre going to do nothing, and just let her die,â Eda growled, her words dripping with the deadliest of venom.
âNo, Eda. ButâŠ. If we are going to try anything that MIGHT have a chance to save her, it would have to be through healing magic- and STRONG magic,â the demon said, meeting Edaâs eyes with the same intensity,â So you need to make a call. You are her mentor, and guardian. Are you giving us permission to attempt large scale healing magic on your apprentice?â
Edaâs expression met Trillâs, and then it absolutely shattered to one of panic- whichâŠ.. oddly disturbed Trill much more.
âTrill, I donât KNOW. What if the Magic just slowly kills h-â
Eda was interrupted by another, more severe fit of seizures from her apprentice on the gurney.
âEda, I need an answer. NOW!â
Eda froze like a deer in headlights, as she watched Luzâs convulsing body. She was snapped out of it when Trill literally smacked her across the face and directed her face back to himself.
âEDA, NOW! YES OR NO?â Trill demanded, holding her by the shoulders.
âYES!â She shrieked,â DO ANYTHING YOU FUCKING NEED TO!â
Trill nodded, a fire burning behind his eyes.
âWe will do everything in our power to bring her back to you,â he promised, before nodding to the team to take her to the back. He pointed to one of the team members in particular and commanded,â Get the ArchMage, this is the highest priority. NOW.â
Trill followed up to the door as the team pushed Luzâs convulsing body through, and only looked back at Eda before passing through the door to offer a determined nod.
Eda nodded back, and then paused a moment, before fully collapsing, and succumbing to the breakdown that had been fighting to burst through. The administrators only watched as her large, bloodied, harpy form was wracked with sobs and wails as she laid in fetal position on the cold, unforgiving floorâŠ
#the owl house#owl house#lumity#fanfic#fanfiction#amity#Luz#useless lesbian amity blight#bisexual disaster Luz Noceda#protective parent Edalyn Clawthorne#tempered#bit of a disaster#bit of a bisexual disaster#archive of our own#ao3#fanfiction.net
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I hope for Good Omens season 3 Neil Gaiman pulls the, "Actually Aziraphale and Crowley don't need to kiss to show they love each other" card because Michael Sheen would personally bomb the Amazon headquarters
#don't get mad it's not fedposting papa government#also tumblr would freak out and it would be very funny#like when intense tomgreg enjoyers got mad that it wasn't canon (even though it totally is just not in the fanficcy way lmao)#good omens#good omens 3#good omens 2#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands#ineffable divorce#noted bisexual disaster michael sheen#michael sheen#david tennant#neil gaiman#neil if you're reading this. have gay sex you coward#<- wait WAIT phrasing#my man really fell in love with doctor who for the bit huh
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I think he will suffocate if he can't flirt with anyone
+ Bonus: he's so annoying đđ
#this disaster bisexual rich brat is a bit of a hoe (affectionate)#Jonathan doesn't get paid enough for this#see your love#ep3#jonathan & zixiang
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Thereâs something calling to him, over the smoke and flames, the people and pavementâa hint of the most delectable smell Eddieâs ever had the pleasure of inhaling.
He rises to his feet, faintly aware of Hen calling to him, but itâs a distant concern. Inconsequential.
He follows his nose, stumbling a little over the uneven sections of pavement as he goes, and heâs thereâs some primal, instinctive part of him thatâs utterly surprised to find Buck at the other end of that mouthwatering scent.
Buck. Of course itâs Buck.
As if feeling Eddieâs eyes on him, Buck glances up from where heâs talking quietly with Bobby, helmet tucked under one arm. His expression brightens, a smile stretching across that gorgeous face.
âEds!â he says, lifting a hand like he needs to catch Eddieâs attention. Like every molecule of his being isnât singularly focused on that which is Evan Buckley. âLooks like weâre good toâ Whoa!â
Buck smells so fucking good, Eddie notes with a happy sigh, craning to tuck his nose into the space behind Buckâs ear. Itâs fucking unfair, is what it is, that heâs been keeping it to himself all this time, hoarding it away when he should know better.
Should know that itâs Eddieâs.
He shifts closer, lifting up on his tiptoes so he can press his mouth to Buckâs jaw, can drag his lips down his neck and shove his face against the hollow of his throat.
Buck makes a noiseâlow and rough and raggedâand a muscular arm wraps around his waist.
âEddie,â he says, and god his voice. âWhatâ?â
He wants to shove himself into Buckâs turnout coat right alongside him and live there for the next forever, wants to wear that toasted-cinnamon-sunshine scent like a second skin.
Wants to lap up the taste of it off of Buckâs throat.
âChim!â Buck yells. âChim, somethingâs wrong with Eddie!â
âŠ..
And Eddie knows heâs a possessive, jealous son of a bitch even when heâs not high on inducers, so itâs no surprise to any of them that his hackles are up immediately, his fists tightening around the lapels of Buckâs coat.
But itâs BuckâBuck whoâs one of the kindest, gentlest Alphas Eddieâs ever met, Buck, who heâs never seen so much as flash his eyes at anyone, let alone pop a claw or drop his fangsâthat bares his teeth snarls, rumbling and furious, cradling Eddie tight to his chest.
And itâs so impossibly hot that Eddie can feel himself getting slick in his pants.
âBuck,â Bobby says firmly. âKeep your head, kid. You donât want to do anything either of you will regret.â
The next sound that Buck makes is high and wounded. His hands spasm against Eddieâs back, and then heâs taking two huge steps away, his heatâhis presenceâleaving all at once. Eddie whimpers at the loss.
âShit, fuck, sorry,â Buck stammers. His entire face is flushed pink, the color creeping down his neck and disappearing under his collar. âYou gotta get him outta here, Bobby, you gottaâ I canâtââ
Eddie shakes off Henâs hand and surges forward, plastering himself back against Buckâs front.
âNo,â Eddie pleads, and Buck makes another one of those soft, throaty noises, like the airâs been punched out of him. âNo, Buck, donât leave, donâtââ
âEds,â Buck says. âItâsâ Bobbyâs right, youâre not in control right now andââ He lets out a loud exhale; Eddie feels his breath whisper over his hair. ââand I donât want to hurt you.â
âYou wouldnât,â Eddie insists. âYouâd never.â
âNever,â Buck agrees. âWhich is why you gotta let me go, let Chim and Hen help you.â
âI donât want them,â Eddie says. âI want you.â
Buckâs smile is more of a grimace, something horribly sad glinting behind his eyes. âNo, you donât.â
âEddie,â Hen tries, carefully shuffling forward. âYouâre medically compromised, youâre not thinking straightââ
âThe only way Buck could hurt me right now is by leaving,â Eddie insists.
He doesnât understand why none of them are listening. Eddie needs Buck: itâs the simplest fact there is.
âDonât go,â Eddie continues, nuzzling at Buckâs neck, then leaning in to press a fluttering kiss to his pulse point. âBuck, pleaseââ
Buck groans, a deep, guttural noise, and his hands land ever so gently on either side of Eddieâs rib cage.
âEddie,â he says, voice tight. âYou donât know what youâre asking me.â
âIâm asking you to come home with me,â Eddie says. âIâm asking you to have my back.â
âEdsââ
âBuck,â Eddie says. âEvan. Come home.â
Buckâs eyes search his face and Eddie knows heâs looking for any hint of doubt or uncertainty. Eddie meets his gaze squarely, begging him to understand, to see.
âAre you even capable of consenting to anything right now?â Buck asks, to Eddie and to the world at large.
âWell, technically,â Chim starts.
âIâm still in my right mind,â Eddie says, and itâs true but heâs not sure if it will be for much longer. Heâs hot all over, desire blistering up his spine, over his thighs, searing his skin, but for all that it's suddenly become as imperative as breathing, wanting Buck is nothing new.
If anything itâs become clearer, the feeling distilled down into its purest essence. He wants Buck now because he always wants Buck.
âIâm still me.â
Buck chews on his lip, resolve weakening.
âPlease,â Eddie breathes.
#911 abc#buddie#911 abc fic#buddie fic#*editor's note#*the writing desk#bits & bobs#for the first time ever Iâve written something for a different fandom#Iâm new here please be nice#step aside Jack Kelly thereâs a new disaster bisexual in town#obviously this is a wip but I hope you enjoy anyway
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There was a sound upon the stairs, and our door was opened to admit as fine a specimen of manhood as ever passed through it.
It's a wonder Watson can think at all, as distracted as he is all the time by other people's good looks
#letters from watson#sherlock holmes#the abbey grange#bisexual disaster watson#even for him these words are a bit excessive
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Thinkin about an enemies to lovers AU between Morgott and Rigel, my Tarnished, and like atm I'm thinking the main thing about those two is they're incredibly smart if you keep them separate but if you put them together they're the biggest dumbasses in the Lands Between
#tossing around different dynamics between them in my head#atm I'm on them being like 'violence isnt the answer its the question'#'and the answer is yes'#im also thinking a little bit of that 'submissive in the way a guard dog is submissive' post#but Rigel is the dog#I mean she already uses the bloodhound claws anyways#and the idea of her being the king's hound is a very intriguing dynamic#like she can kick Morgott's ass anyways#but y'know#hes the scabbard to her sword and all that jazz#girl also partakes in dragon communion so like she doesnt give a shit about 'taboo' or whatever#Rigel is also a bisexual disaster so it just sorta fits for her#enemies to lovers has me by the fucking throat I swear#shouting into the void
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Ok, now I want a version of Peggy Shippen who is basically all the people going "The fact that André loses all these hot contests just makes him even hotter because there is nothing more attractive than a pathetic loserman", except for Benedict Arnold.
Peggy: "This is my bisexual disaster husband Benedict Arnold"
Everyone else: "He's bisexual?"
Peggy: "Well, he's definitely a disaster"
André: "Wait, so you're saying that if I was, say, plotting treason with an American general, like, for example, your husband, and I, just to pick a scenario randomly, very stupidly went out to meet him without planning how I was going to get back at all, so I ended up having to ride back across the New York countryside in disguise with incriminating papers in my socks, and then when I was stopped by three guys I didn't know while I was still outside the British lines, I very stupidly told them I was a British officer, and then it turned out they were actually Americans and I was captured and hanged as a spy, I'd have a chance with you?
Peggy: "Yes, but you'd be dead"
#john andrĂ©#peggy shippen#benedict arnold#i just included the bisexual bit because i don't think anyone has used the phrase âmy bisexual disaster husband Benedict Arnoldâ before#and i wanted it to exist
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this man's sense of style tho like- sir is that a
corset I see?
his boots are so fancy, he has an off the shoulder feather boa. his entire fit is just if "Thank you very much." was an ensemble. the fingerless gloves and the spiked leather bracelets I can't-
#the way i want his clothes#yall can't tell me he isnt just a little bit fruity just a littleđđŸ#its giving âbisexual disaster but i know im hot so i make it look goodâ and i love that for him#im willing to bet money that the eyepatch is just part of the fit.#kaeya#âim skinny and im pretty what more could you want?â nothing sir you're right you dont need anything else just sit there and be magnificent#bro's majestic#genshin log#genshin impact
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brainwave is realizing Lonan is NOT the fallen angel (Harrison is)
#like I mean bisexual king can do both but really heâs baby#this mindfuck that lonan is actually a sweet little loser kitten is all because of that fucking sun baby line in moth work#I will never forgive myself for writing that line now this man reminds me of music boxes and vintage perfume atomizers#love this for him tho like Iâm actually eating it up#idk why this is a surprise to me he spends all of feeding habits mentally aligning with prey animals#LOL#lambs?? lonan#gazelles? lonan#caribou???#lonan#actually thereâs that whole bit of him aligning with a dead rabbit in fh which is felixcore???#LIKE COME ON RACHEL#this is why feeding habits was such a struggle to write I didnât understand Lonan is ACTUALLY baby#just like I didnât realize Harrison is a fucking disaster#but cute baby lambs lying in the sun with a flower behind their ear?? thatâs just a picture of lonan#HE JUST NEEDS TO ALLOW HIMSELF TO BE LOVED GODDAMMIT#HARRISON CAN PROVIDE THIS YOU DUMBASS#itâs ok I get it I empathize BUT STILL#REEVE NEEDS TO PAINT HIS NAILS PASTEL GLITTERY PINK IN SV BOOK 2 COME ON#peak lonancore is pink nails while you stab someone to death <3#while wearing hello kitty earrings <3#and praying simultaneously to your patron saint <3
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Might've had way too much fun with the endscreen sequence for the most recent video of my Let's Roleplay series.
This bisexual disaster of a woman, I swear to god...
The song is good, though.
#enderal#enderal forgotten stories#vynblr#shitposting#let's roleplay enderal: forgotten stories#jade the prophetess#dijaam onĂȘlys#dijaam onelys#funny as it is seems there's a kind of depressing implication in the way jade seems more into dijaam than the other way around#which makes sense when [REDACTED] happens#also love 'now aren't you subtle?' says the totally subtle naked woman in the pool#like you're any better you beautiful snack you#either way part 12 was a fun excuse to show that jade tries to act all smooth when flirting#but tends to fall on her face when feelings get involved or she's really that immediately into someone#unlike with jespar where she's more causally flirting in the same episode because she already got the chance to know him a bit#it isn't until she gets to know dijaam a little better that she starts to relax around her#just wait until she meets calia#this freaking bisexual disaster#p.s. initially i used the original hot chocolate version of this song#but youtube flagged and blocked it so i had to change it#tbh i think the groove city cover works better anyway
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I have to say, I quite like Yuna's true ace monster Celeb Rose Magician. She looks rather beautiful and has a neat effect of destroying an opponent's Level 8 or lower monster and gaining an ATK boost immediately after. The colors of the Death Wand Equip Spell also compliment well with the purple parts of her hair and the rose petals.
#am i being a bit of a bisexual disaster? maybe. lol#it's her eye shape and bangs that's doing it for me#my post#screenshot#yugioh go rush#go rush spoilers#celeb rose magician#magic scepter of charis - death wand
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Happy Halloween!
I canât believe I invented a bunch of OCs for a vampire story and didnât draw anything spooky for them last year. For shame!
Anyhow, the vampire is Mihai and the guy who is totally not dying is Josh. They are having a great time, donât worry about it
#drawing#vampire#original character#vampire oc#vampire original character#and yes they are boyfriends#Josh is going to have a serious conversation with Mihai after this#it wonât end well#theyâre both bisexual disasters and I can relate#blood#mihai just wanted a kiss and it went a bit too far#at least theyâre hidden otherwise it would be pretty embarrassing#happy halloweeeeeeen
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For being a humble 200 < followers flop tumblrina, Iâm glad my two posts about Michael Sheenâs endless cockthirst have brought some solace in a stupid world. Gay wins!
#personal#find this later miracle aligner#i love how thereâs no real rpf discourse either. everyone agrees heâs so pressed for david tennant#my man really fell in love with doctor who for the bit huh#michael sheen#david tennant#good omens#good omens 2#aziraphale#crowley#ineffable husbands#gay#lgbtqia#noted disaster bisexual michael sheen#bisexual
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i did one million stupid things; i said one billion foolish things {ffxiv, wolestinien}
Chapter 5: In which Surkukteni gets them lost but as a result brings them closer
âfandom: final fantasy xiv, ffxiv âcharacters: named warrior of light (Surkukteni), Estinien Wyrmblood/Varlineau ârelationship: eventual wolestinien, implied: wolysayle, estimeric, estinien/haurchefant âdynamic: m/f, referenced f/f and m/m ârating: e âkey tags: xaela wol, bi+intersex+bigender wol, polyam wol, reconciliation fic, eventual friends with benefits, mutually thinking their feelings are unrequited (they're dumbasses), multiwol story âcontent warnings: cursing, referenced canon character death, canon typical existentialism, grieving, blood, blood and injures, gore relating to healing, arguing (the goal is to get better), internalized homophobia, eventual smut, alcohol consumption, self-deprecating/internalized acephobia (demi, it's complicated - check the notes) âchapters: 5/? {ongoing} âwords: 14,008 (43,828 in total) âseries: How to Obtain a Polycule (ft. Emotionally Constipated Dumbasses)
Surkukteni begins her detour to find the tribe she ran from, and in the process find her mother. As annoying as Estinien could be, Surkukteni is - nonetheless - glad to have him as a companion while she tries to seek closure for herself. But maybe, she's beginning to realize, it's inappropriate to ask a man orphaned by war to look for her still-living mother. Further, maybe it's a bit inappropriate to continue to pester that same man about his feelings for his best and only friend of a decade and why he refuses to act on it.
{Read Here}
#wolestinien#ffxiv#final fantasy xiv#ffxiv fanfic#estinien wyrmblood#How to Obtain a Polycule (ft. Emotionally Constipated Dumbasses)#Stories and Fables#surkiestinien#Estinien#Estinien Varlineau#ffxiv fanfiction#original#writing#wol#Surkukteni#Surkie#''interanlized acephobia'' and it's Estinien not realizing he's demi and he thinks he's cursed to only fall for people he's close to#this demi-bisexual disaster is someone i want to grab by the shoulders and shake around for a bit#that's literally all it is he just doesn't get that he's demi and surkie wants to smack him#she doesn't know the terminology but she knows he's full of shit because Gwen is demi too#anyways hi im alive
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very niche thought here but currently thinking of a disco elysium x rune factory crossover. specifically in the rune factory universe
your character wakes up without memories and (at some point you realize they had) a mission to fulfill
theres mentions of a past of war and destruction of towns and discrimination
characters that have something wrong with them usually
i think shivers would guide harry into what is wrong and has to be fixed (and into saving the rf world)
also levelling skills like endurance would upgrade his rp and hp, maybe upgrading hand eye cordination would make him good at fishing or something and some maybe could help you with magic and forging and stuff
hed be a farmer who has a special kind of connection with the earth, both going well with him considering taking gardening as a hobby and just.. how he is with his skills and stuff
id also want to take kim on adventures and dates tbh. not just kim honestly thatd be cool to make all the single characters people with who you could go on dates aside from lilienne. also rf(5) lets you be bisexual so...
also having a system for gift giving which people may like or dislike you based on the gifts could be funny bc i feel harry could fuck up with the gifts, and i think the skills other people have and what they like could be... an interesting thing to develop..
also in a way youre constantly changing your clothes, at least your armor, but technically if you have a wardrove and the clothings he could just go out in his pajamas or whatever hed use for swimming and just have your armor and weapons on top of that
anyways im gonna be thinking about it. if im willing to give them game appropiate clothes i may actually consider this more but rf fashion is a nightmare but yeah
#my posts#disco elysium#rune factory#like. i based it on all rf games that came to my mind but i also tried to not really give spoilers#but.... yeah give me my amnesiac bisexual disaster protags and ill mash them up#also ngl i want a rf game that is really dilf aged characters GHIUDSGH#i respect the games arent really for adults so the characters are younger usually i accept that#but also yeah give me the dilfs and milfs#also if it was all older characters and it was in fact a crossover it could be a bit more fucked up while also not really#like rf universe has a few things going on but de is a fucking mess#also in rf5 youre a ranger that acts sorta like police and the system is corrupted#wont say more than that but thats a thing#... if its kind of rf4 timeline events i imagine this guy being in other part of norad and learning about the dragon gods#and as a stupid thing hed fall for ventuswill lmao id respect him he strikes me as a could be dragon fucker#im gonna shut up now bc as i said this is very niche but i had to get this out of my brain <3
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that crush on Kaz truly jumped out. i love Jes and his prioritiesâ„
love love LOVE jesper fahey so much, kaz rips out someone's eye and tosses them overboard and jesper's just like "would he do that for me?" not at all bothered, just wondering if kaz cares about him enough to kill a guy for him. a man with his priorities absolutely in order.
#that crush on Kaz#kazper#jesper fahey#kaz brekker#six of crows#anyway unrequited kazper has my entire heart#jesper and inej bonding over their silly crushes on kaz is so important to me like their friendship is EVERYTHING#'you're too good for him you know'#'i know. so are you'#LIKE??#don't even worry jesper he would totally kill a guy for you#AND THE BIT AND THE END OF CK 'tell jesper he's missed around the slat'#HE LOVES HIM SO MUCH HE JUST CANT ADMIT IT AND I LOVE IT!!! I LOVE THEM BOTH!!#grishaverse#kaz x jesper#jesper x kaz#wesper#soc#crooked kingdom#priorities#bisexual disaster#jesper fahey bi#jesper fahey bisexual#jesper llewellyn fahey#jesper my beloved
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