#bisexual disaster watson

[thefisherqueen]

Douglas was a remarkable man, both in character and in person. In age he may have been about fifty, with a strong-jawed, rugged face, a grizzling moustache, peculiarly keen gray eyes, and a wiry, vigorous figure which had lost nothing of the strength and activity of youth.

Watson: it is so important I tell you how attractive this murdered man was

[thefisherqueen]

#watson: If *I* were a country girl I’d enter a love affair with him in a heartbeat (@dathen's tags) #holmes is uneasy about letting watson go alone because he knows watson will immediately crush on any new person he meets#that or calling them ugly in the funniest way possible (@i-dont-talk-for-days-on-end's tags) Stop, I can't 🤣

It had struck me that it was possible that some love intrigue was on foot. That would have accounted for his stealthy movements and also for the uneasiness of his wife. The man is a striking-looking fellow, very well equipped to steal the heart of a country girl, so that this theory seemed to have something to support it.

Watson cannot stop talking about how hot all the men in this house are

[alltheoutcasts]

Happy Bi Day to them <3

Edit: IM SORRY I THOUGHT IMOGEN WAS BI 😭😭

[moroniccats]

Once again asking people to rifle through canon and find me their favorite quotes of:

Dr John H. Watson being an absolute bisexual disaster

Literally there is no helping this man. You KNOW he’s hopeless when he says shit like “As I looked at his dark and expressive face I felt more than ever how true a descendant he was of that long line of high-blooded, fiery and masterful men. There were pride, valor, and strength in his thick brows, his sensitive nostrils, and his large hazel eyes…” He has known this man for less than two days, and he’s already like ‘yeah, I’d die for you.’

Less popular but no less ridiculous are his…intense…descriptions of Mr and Mrs Trelawny Hope: “Dark, clear-cut, and elegant, hardly yet of middle age, and endowed with every beauty of body and of mind…”

“A moment later our modest apartment…was further honored by the entrance of the most lovely woman in London…no description of it, and no contemplation of colourless photographs, had prepared me for the subtle, delicate charm and the beautiful coloring of that exquisite head.”

“His handsome face was distorted with a spasm of despair…for a moment we caught a glimpse of the natural man, impulsive, ardent, keenly sensitive.”

“It was a queenly presence - tall, graceful, and intensely womanly.”

Every person he meets is the hottest person he’s ever met. Everyone is sexy to him and he makes it our problem. We love him for it.

[thefisherqueen]

Sure Watson had queer dreams about him too

And then I thought of that other one—the face in the cab, the figure against the moon. Was he also out in that deluged—the unseen watcher, the man of darkness?

I’M DYING WATSON WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

Watson, blushing as he writes in his diary: I bet the Unseen Watcher is hot too…

[blistering-typhoons]

a fic that was supposed to be a fun exercise in writing some bisexual disaster watson and some fun mary & holmes bonding has now taken a turn for the INCREDIBLY PAINFUL

[signsofthreecomic]

Doctor John H Watson is a god damn bisexual disaster, even in Warlock Holmes' world. Pretty women show up and his brain shuts off. Irene Adler literally threatens him and first chance he gets he kisses her and gets his ass poisoned.

Also canon Watmes kiss that promptly got John thrown out of his body into the aether for the win!!! (Least romantic thing in the world but also i'm love)

[mirandagoing4baroque]

⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ I absolutely adored The Tainted Cup, so I was thrilled to be offered the chance to get an early peek at A Drop of Corruption in exchange for this review. If you’ve already read The Tainted Cup, I will promise you this, everything you liked about The Tainted Cup is still here in A Drop of Corruption. Intrigue? Check. Din being a bisexual impulsive disaster? Check. Ana acting like a mad scientist? Check. Convoluted mysteries? Check. Weird fungus. Check. Obviously. So if you liked The Tainted Cup, you’ll have a grand old time with A Drop of Corruption. If you didn’t like The Tainted Cup, I’m not sure why you’re reading this review, honestly.

While you could probably read The Tainted Cup and A Drop of Corruption as stand alone novels, I don’t know why you would when you could read them in the proper order and have everything make significantly more sense. So if you haven’t checked this series out and “Sherlock Holmes is a woman, Watson is a bisexual disaster, cthulhu is weird, it’s biopunk and they solve crimes” sounds like a good time to you, get on this series. If you think that sounds like a bad time, you’re probably right, and you should pass.

I recommend this for fans of Bennett’s other work, and people looking for their next Six of Crows fix.

[moroniccats]

Y’know, I’m starting to think Holmes has long, thin fingers.

in case you haven’t noticed, holmes has long, thin fingers

[thefisherqueen]

There was a sound upon the stairs, and our door was opened to admit as fine a specimen of manhood as ever passed through it.

It's a wonder Watson can think at all, as distracted as he is all the time by other people's good looks

[missyourflight]

some stuff i read and watched in june:

taskmaster (s1-5): haven't done an early seasons rewatch in so long, s4 and 5 are basically perfect 2 me. incredible that mark watson manages to be both my favourite type of taskmaster guy (hopelessly despairing) and also nearly won the thing lol. nish forever obviously

silo: got well into this! probably at some point apple will stop throwing millions at sci-fi shows but i'm going to enjoy their folly in the meantime

mission: impossible ii: hadn't seen this one! the weakest of the lot but the john woo of it all is undeniable

mission: impossible iii: PSH outrageously good as the villain, hi keri russell

mission: impossible - ghost protocol: so much fun, especially the sequences where you can see brad bird's animation brain going

mission: impossible - rogue nation: ILSA my beloved, the opera sequence is so gorgeous, no notes!

mission: impossible - fallout: it's good when henry cavill reloads his arms, it's better when tom cruise is sprinting around london rooftops and breaking his ankle etc, my most basic trait is that i Love when they're in london like oooh tate modern. anyway i'm very ready for dead reckoning

asteroid city: the bits about making art really got to me! the vending machines were cool!

joint security area: crash landing on you prepared me for this, blank check weren't lying when they said it was homoerotic, song kang-ho forever etc

dodie smith, the town in bloom: the most delightful narrative voice i've read in Ages and v funny. easy to sell me on 1920s theatrical shenanigans

k patrick, mrs s: So hot and butch, i liked the butch friendship stuff almost more than the sex stuff. more sexy lesbian novels Please

kj charles, the secret lives of country gentlemen: another winner from KJC, my most reliable romantic comfort reads. this time it's smugglers!

alice slater, death of a bookseller: sticky little thriller about being poisoned by true crime, great sense of place, So many pints of dark fruits

laura kay, wild things: bisexual disaster in love with her best friend, tragically very me- and also george russell-coded, god i want to swim in a pond again

SOME STUFF I SAW AT ROCK WERCHTER

the dj on the first nigt who played a mash up of i'm gonna be (500 miles) into temperature and then the 1d cover of one way or another into little lion man (deeply cursed fandom flashbacks etc)

weyes blood with candelabras and glowing hearts and amazing adam curtis projections on the big screen behind her

king princess sending the gay girls of belgium absolutely wild - "you wanna hear a sad lesbian song?"

matty healy is a dickhead but he's very good at being the frontman of the 1975. like if ben whishaw was straight and kind of disgusting

stormzy!!! literally the rain was pouring during blinded by your grace pt 2

mumford and sons - this whole festival was like being borne back ceaseless into the past but the cave still fucks me up, marcus really in his ken marino era, face-wise

PUP - i do believe if this tour doesn't kill you, i will to be a wholly perfect song, they had a trans flag on stage, best vibes of the festival

sigur ros - sometimes you just want to be in a massive barn with thousands of people with your faces turned up in the dark feeling like you're inside the sound somehow

muse - fucking incredible live band still!! every time i'm see them i'm floored by how hot chris the bassist is and then i forget about it and then i see them again and i'm poleaxed etc. they had a tech meltdown during knights of cydonia at the encore so we got showbiz instead!!

christine and the queens - beautiful and terrible as the dawn

jacob collier - asked if we wanted to get funky then put on a special hat, bit george russell-coded in the face

arctic monkeys - sometimes you just want to be in a field with one of your oldest friends singing the songs of your youth!! i love the 70s act actually! there are so many sexy songs on AM!! the skies finally cleared for the beautiful full moon, thank you belgium, good night

[dathen]

With the shock, his broad-brimmed hat flew from his head, his cravat slipped down from his lips, and there were the long light beard and the soft, handsome delicate features of Colonel Valentine Walter.

WATSON IS NOW THE TIME (x 2)

Love how at first it’s “Wow…this guy who’s been ugly crying over his brother’s death is so handsome….”

Then “Wow…the same guy is even more handsome when he is caught in the middle of treason”

This bisexual disaster I swear to GOD

[moroniccats]

Watson is a bisexual DISASTER. ISTG he REALLY needed to be a BIT more subtle because COME ON

watson falling a little in love with every handsome man he meets is actually one of his funniest traits. he just can't help it

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

soldier on sooner my friend

by Caidenwithanacousticguitar

Wilbur Sat. Guitar clutched in hand. He never thought he would be doing this. He may have dreamt of becoming a Famous singer as a kid, but he never thought it would be a reality. Well, he wouldn’t consider himself famous. But People now pay to see him sing his silly little songs and play his acoustic guitar. Wilbur had always loved music. For as long as he could remember. From dancing in his room with his brother techno when he was 12, to in his teens when he found great bands like “Los Campesinos!” and “crywank.” Then on he had always wanted to make music and inspire people like these bands had inspired him.

Words: 1680, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Wilbur Soot, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza, Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Toby Smith | Tubbo, Niki | Nihachu, Crowd - Character

Relationships: Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson, Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Ranboo & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Ranboo & Toby Smith | Tubbo

Additional Tags: i deleted all my tags, now i have to start again, Wilbur Soot and Technoblade are Siblings, Good Parent Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), phil adopted wil and techno, wilbur soot is wil, Autistic Wilbur Soot, Trans Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Autistic Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit Needs a Hug (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot is Bad at Feelings, Guitarist Wilbur Soot, tommy plays piano, Album: Your City Gave Me Asthma (Wilbur Soot), wilbur on stage, why are there so many wilbur soot tags, TommyInnit Has Trust Issues (Video Blogging RPF), watch me make every character autistic /hj, wilbur plays guitar, sleepy bois inc - Freeform, tommyinnit is a bisexual disaster, aroace wilbur soot, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Transphobia, Panic Attacks, How Do I Tag, first fanfic, TommyInnit is Bad at Self-Care (Video Blogging RPF), Author Projecting onto Wilbur Soot, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Wilbur Soot is Called Wil, Ranboo uses He/They pronouns, Mental Health Issues, help me sleep, Trans Wilbur Soot, Alternate Universe - Foster Family

[ao3feed-brucewayne]

Take a picture it'll last longer

read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/su9xdoq by FandomFanatic7 So many people. Peter doesn’t even know them all. They all grieve, though. Everyone had someone to grieve. If you didn’t, then what a sad life. Your sister, brother, mother, father, friend, pet. Or even someone you passed every other day at the coffee shop. Everyone had someone to grieve. Peter watched them grieve. He grieved too.   Or; Peter is snapped, spends some time in a void, then wakes up in Gotham with hazy memories. And he meets a cute boy! How fun! He is based on all three movies, and the comics because canon is my bitch. Enjoy! Words: 3787, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), The Amazing Spider-Man (Movies - Webb), Spider-Man (Movies - Raimi), Spider-Man (Comicverse), Batman - All Media Types, Red Robin (Comics) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings Categories: Gen, M/M Characters: Peter Parker, Tim Drake (DCU), Bruce Wayne, Alfred Pennyworth, Dick Grayson, Jason Todd, Damian Wayne, Duke Thomas, Stephanie Brown, Cassandra Cain, Gotham City Residents, Original Characters, Background & Cameo Characters, Barbara Gordon Relationships: Tim Drake (DCU)/Peter Parker, Batfamily Members (DCU) & Peter Parker, Avengers Team Members & Peter Parker, Ned Leeds/Peter Parker, Tim Drake (DCU) & Peter Parker, Michelle Jones & Ned Leeds & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Gwen Stacy (The Amazing Spider-Man) & Mary Jane Watson, Minor or Background Relationship(s), Peter Parker & Jason Todd, Dick Grayson & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Damian Wayne, Barbara Gordon & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Duke Thomas, Stephanie Brown & Peter Parker, Cassandra Cain & Peter Parker, Peter Parker & Bruce Wayne, Peter Parker & Alfred Pennyworth, Peter Parker and background original character Additional Tags: Other Additional Tags to Be Added, Tags May Change, How Do I Tag, Not Really Character Death, is it really main character death if he comes back?, Lazarus Pit (DCU), Lazarus Pit Side Effects (DCU), Memory Loss, sorta - Freeform, Meet-Cute, Peter Parker Lives in Gotham City (DCU), Peter Parker is a Mess, BAMF Peter Parker, Peter Parker-centric, Bisexual Disaster Tim Drake, Bisexual Peter Parker, Human Disaster Peter Parker, The Author Regrets Nothing, The Blip Happens Differently (Marvel), Threats of Violence, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, I'm Bad At Tagging, Peter Parker Acts Like a Spider, No beta we die like Peter's memories, Angst, Angst with a Happy Ending, Hurt/Comfort, Tony Stark Acting as Peter Parker's Parental Figure, Peter Parker is a Star Wars Fan, Peter Parker is Trying His Best, Peter Parker Being a Little Shit, I'm sorry my humor is messed up, Gotham City is in New Jersey (DCU) read it on AO3 at https://ift.tt/su9xdoq

[hanlight]

I finished reading The Tainted Cup yesterday (A+++ y'all should read it, it's fantasy with a sherlock&watson main character duo and our POV char is the one like watson who is a bisexual disaster w dyslexia. the sherlock one is a grumpy lady who makes me scream every time she speaks. also there's leviathans a la AOT) and today I have decided to start better call saul bc of that one post by @jackwhiteprophetic comparing those 2 characters from breaking bad to buddie.