#bisexual disaster Watson

[thefisherqueen]

Douglas was a remarkable man, both in character and in person. In age he may have been about fifty, with a strong-jawed, rugged face, a grizzling moustache, peculiarly keen gray eyes, and a wiry, vigorous figure which had lost nothing of the strength and activity of youth.

Watson: it is so important I tell you how attractive this murdered man was

[thefisherqueen]

#watson: If *I* were a country girl I’d enter a love affair with him in a heartbeat (@dathen's tags) #holmes is uneasy about letting watson go alone because he knows watson will immediately crush on any new person he meets#that or calling them ugly in the funniest way possible (@i-dont-talk-for-days-on-end's tags) Stop, I can't 🤣

It had struck me that it was possible that some love intrigue was on foot. That would have accounted for his stealthy movements and also for the uneasiness of his wife. The man is a striking-looking fellow, very well equipped to steal the heart of a country girl, so that this theory seemed to have something to support it.

Watson cannot stop talking about how hot all the men in this house are

[alltheoutcasts]

Happy Bi Day to them <3

Edit: IM SORRY I THOUGHT IMOGEN WAS BI 😭😭

[sweetshire]

So, @silv-paru sent Sherlock Holmes for the character opinion bingo. thanks a bunch for this (and for your patience. my god, i’m answering this a week late. typical me behaviour). you’re a darling :D

Did you know, i used to tell these stories to my friends? they delighted in them AND i got a chance to sort of ramble on and on abt him and watson. it was a win-win, really. ah, those were the days! now i haven’t reblogged much of him this month at all. i miss him. I MISS HIM.

Onto the bingo: well. he’s The quintessence of gender™ to me. and i relate to him so so much. fav character of all time fr. i want to carry him in my pocket at all times & study him. like. do i want to BE him OR am i IN LOVE with him, ykwim? pssh who knows? certainly not me. uh-huh ‘a beast unleashed’ -does this refer to me or him? you choose. oh re: canon, i’m ignoring the part where holmes dies (or y’know, is dead for 3 years). that’s too angsty.

[doctorhimbeere]

Bisexual men come in two flavours

Sarcasm is my only defence and I'm to pretty to die

Or

I'm eather gonna fuck you or fuck you up its your decision

[thefisherqueen]

Sure Watson had queer dreams about him too

And then I thought of that other one—the face in the cab, the figure against the moon. Was he also out in that deluged—the unseen watcher, the man of darkness?

I’M DYING WATSON WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

Watson, blushing as he writes in his diary: I bet the Unseen Watcher is hot too…

[moroniccats]

Once again asking people to rifle through canon and find me their favorite quotes of:

Dr John H. Watson being an absolute bisexual disaster

Literally there is no helping this man. You KNOW he’s hopeless when he says shit like “As I looked at his dark and expressive face I felt more than ever how true a descendant he was of that long line of high-blooded, fiery and masterful men. There were pride, valor, and strength in his thick brows, his sensitive nostrils, and his large hazel eyes…” He has known this man for less than two days, and he’s already like ‘yeah, I’d die for you.’

Less popular but no less ridiculous are his…intense…descriptions of Mr and Mrs Trelawny Hope: “Dark, clear-cut, and elegant, hardly yet of middle age, and endowed with every beauty of body and of mind…”

“A moment later our modest apartment…was further honored by the entrance of the most lovely woman in London…no description of it, and no contemplation of colourless photographs, had prepared me for the subtle, delicate charm and the beautiful coloring of that exquisite head.”

“His handsome face was distorted with a spasm of despair…for a moment we caught a glimpse of the natural man, impulsive, ardent, keenly sensitive.”

“It was a queenly presence - tall, graceful, and intensely womanly.”

Every person he meets is the hottest person he’s ever met. Everyone is sexy to him and he makes it our problem. We love him for it.

[blistering-typhoons]

a fic that was supposed to be a fun exercise in writing some bisexual disaster watson and some fun mary & holmes bonding has now taken a turn for the INCREDIBLY PAINFUL

[signsofthreecomic]

Doctor John H Watson is a god damn bisexual disaster, even in Warlock Holmes' world. Pretty women show up and his brain shuts off. Irene Adler literally threatens him and first chance he gets he kisses her and gets his ass poisoned.

Also canon Watmes kiss that promptly got John thrown out of his body into the aether for the win!!! (Least romantic thing in the world but also i'm love)

[eirinstiva]

The word "Queer" and the Holmes brothers

One thing that I like about reading Sherlock Holmes' stories in English through Letters from Watson is the use of the word "queer", because in Spanish is translated to "extraño, raro" if the meaning is "strange" and as "queer" if we talk about someone or something non cis-het. Let's see some examples in past letters from my dear friend Watson:

“Oh, I didn't say there was anything against him. He is a little queer in his ideas—an enthusiast in some branches of science. As far as I know he is a decent fellow enough.”

-Stamford about Sherlock Holmes in A Study in Scarlet

In this case the text is bold is translated as "Es un hombre de ideas raras". In another letter we have this:

The Inspector shrugged his shoulders. "I don't quite know, sir. Between ourselves, I think Mr Holmes had not quite got over his illness yet. He's been behaving very queerly, and he is very much excited."

-Inspector Forrester about Sherlock in The Reigate Squires

Due to context is translated as "strange" in "Ha estado comportándose de una manera muy extraña".

What happens with this quote?

"The Diogenes Club is the queerest club in London, and Mycroft one of the queerest men."

-Sherlock about his brother Mycroft in The Greek Interpreter

It's translated as "El «Club Di��genes» es el club más raro de Londres, y Mycroft uno de sus miembros más raros." Again the translator choose "weird" as meaning.

The first time I read this in English was as a quote in Graham Robb's book Strangers: Homosexual Love in the Nineteenth Century. There's a footnote about this word in chapter 10 "Heroes of Modern Life":

Well, the ✨magic✨ is lost in Spanish. Sadly I lost the double meaning of Mycroft's description the first time I read this story in my native language, and now as a queer person myself (disaster bisexual) I can't hide my smile when I read it just like some queer victorian people when The Greek Interpreter was published in 1893.

[Robb's book is available in Spanish as Extraños. Amores Homosexuales en el siglo XIX by editorial Fondo de Cultura Económica.]

[missyourflight]

some stuff i read and watched in june:

taskmaster (s1-5): haven't done an early seasons rewatch in so long, s4 and 5 are basically perfect 2 me. incredible that mark watson manages to be both my favourite type of taskmaster guy (hopelessly despairing) and also nearly won the thing lol. nish forever obviously

silo: got well into this! probably at some point apple will stop throwing millions at sci-fi shows but i'm going to enjoy their folly in the meantime

mission: impossible ii: hadn't seen this one! the weakest of the lot but the john woo of it all is undeniable

mission: impossible iii: PSH outrageously good as the villain, hi keri russell

mission: impossible - ghost protocol: so much fun, especially the sequences where you can see brad bird's animation brain going

mission: impossible - rogue nation: ILSA my beloved, the opera sequence is so gorgeous, no notes!

mission: impossible - fallout: it's good when henry cavill reloads his arms, it's better when tom cruise is sprinting around london rooftops and breaking his ankle etc, my most basic trait is that i Love when they're in london like oooh tate modern. anyway i'm very ready for dead reckoning

asteroid city: the bits about making art really got to me! the vending machines were cool!

joint security area: crash landing on you prepared me for this, blank check weren't lying when they said it was homoerotic, song kang-ho forever etc

dodie smith, the town in bloom: the most delightful narrative voice i've read in Ages and v funny. easy to sell me on 1920s theatrical shenanigans

k patrick, mrs s: So hot and butch, i liked the butch friendship stuff almost more than the sex stuff. more sexy lesbian novels Please

kj charles, the secret lives of country gentlemen: another winner from KJC, my most reliable romantic comfort reads. this time it's smugglers!

alice slater, death of a bookseller: sticky little thriller about being poisoned by true crime, great sense of place, So many pints of dark fruits

laura kay, wild things: bisexual disaster in love with her best friend, tragically very me- and also george russell-coded, god i want to swim in a pond again

SOME STUFF I SAW AT ROCK WERCHTER

the dj on the first nigt who played a mash up of i'm gonna be (500 miles) into temperature and then the 1d cover of one way or another into little lion man (deeply cursed fandom flashbacks etc)

weyes blood with candelabras and glowing hearts and amazing adam curtis projections on the big screen behind her

king princess sending the gay girls of belgium absolutely wild - "you wanna hear a sad lesbian song?"

matty healy is a dickhead but he's very good at being the frontman of the 1975. like if ben whishaw was straight and kind of disgusting

stormzy!!! literally the rain was pouring during blinded by your grace pt 2

mumford and sons - this whole festival was like being borne back ceaseless into the past but the cave still fucks me up, marcus really in his ken marino era, face-wise

PUP - i do believe if this tour doesn't kill you, i will to be a wholly perfect song, they had a trans flag on stage, best vibes of the festival

sigur ros - sometimes you just want to be in a massive barn with thousands of people with your faces turned up in the dark feeling like you're inside the sound somehow

muse - fucking incredible live band still!! every time i'm see them i'm floored by how hot chris the bassist is and then i forget about it and then i see them again and i'm poleaxed etc. they had a tech meltdown during knights of cydonia at the encore so we got showbiz instead!!

christine and the queens - beautiful and terrible as the dawn

jacob collier - asked if we wanted to get funky then put on a special hat, bit george russell-coded in the face

arctic monkeys - sometimes you just want to be in a field with one of your oldest friends singing the songs of your youth!! i love the 70s act actually! there are so many sexy songs on AM!! the skies finally cleared for the beautiful full moon, thank you belgium, good night

[thefisherqueen]

There was a sound upon the stairs, and our door was opened to admit as fine a specimen of manhood as ever passed through it.

It's a wonder Watson can think at all, as distracted as he is all the time by other people's good looks

[ao3feed-crimeboys]

soldier on sooner my friend

by Caidenwithanacousticguitar

Wilbur Sat. Guitar clutched in hand. He never thought he would be doing this. He may have dreamt of becoming a Famous singer as a kid, but he never thought it would be a reality. Well, he wouldn’t consider himself famous. But People now pay to see him sing his silly little songs and play his acoustic guitar. Wilbur had always loved music. For as long as he could remember. From dancing in his room with his brother techno when he was 12, to in his teens when he found great bands like “Los Campesinos!” and “crywank.” Then on he had always wanted to make music and inspire people like these bands had inspired him.

Words: 1680, Chapters: 1/?, Language: English

Fandoms: Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)

Rating: General Audiences

Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: Gen

Characters: Wilbur Soot, TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Technoblade (Video Blogging RPF), Phil Watson | Philza, Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Toby Smith | Tubbo, Niki | Nihachu, Crowd - Character

Relationships: Wilbur Soot & Technoblade & TommyInnit & Phil Watson, Wilbur Soot & TommyInnit, Ranboo & TommyInnit (Video Blogging RPF), Ranboo & Toby Smith | Tubbo

Additional Tags: i deleted all my tags, now i have to start again, Wilbur Soot and Technoblade are Siblings, Good Parent Phil Watson (Video Blogging RPF), phil adopted wil and techno, wilbur soot is wil, Autistic Wilbur Soot, Trans Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), Autistic Ranboo (Video Blogging RPF), TommyInnit Needs a Hug (Video Blogging RPF), Wilbur Soot is Bad at Feelings, Guitarist Wilbur Soot, tommy plays piano, Album: Your City Gave Me Asthma (Wilbur Soot), wilbur on stage, why are there so many wilbur soot tags, TommyInnit Has Trust Issues (Video Blogging RPF), watch me make every character autistic /hj, wilbur plays guitar, sleepy bois inc - Freeform, tommyinnit is a bisexual disaster, aroace wilbur soot, Implied/Referenced Self-Harm, Transphobia, Panic Attacks, How Do I Tag, first fanfic, TommyInnit is Bad at Self-Care (Video Blogging RPF), Author Projecting onto Wilbur Soot, I Wrote This Instead of Sleeping, Wilbur Soot is Called Wil, Ranboo uses He/They pronouns, Mental Health Issues, help me sleep, Trans Wilbur Soot, Alternate Universe - Foster Family

[dathen]

With the shock, his broad-brimmed hat flew from his head, his cravat slipped down from his lips, and there were the long light beard and the soft, handsome delicate features of Colonel Valentine Walter.

WATSON IS NOW THE TIME (x 2)

Love how at first it’s “Wow…this guy who’s been ugly crying over his brother’s death is so handsome….”

Then “Wow…the same guy is even more handsome when he is caught in the middle of treason”

This bisexual disaster I swear to GOD

[chaotic-muse-rp]

Hi there! I am 30+ looking for RP. 18+ only, preferably 21+. My muses for this blog include:

DC: Barbara Gordon, Harley Quinn, Catwoman, Helena Bertinelli, and Artemis Grace

Marvel: MJ Watson, Domino, Andi Benton, Yelena Belova, and Gwen Stacy

Stand alone RP Blogs I run:

Felicia Hardy/Black Cat (Marvel) - @feliciahardy-rp

Harper Row/Bluebird (DC) - @harperspurplehair

Rules:

18+ only, preferably 21+ - both characters and writers. Anyone found to be under 18 will be blocked. It’s not personal, but minors aren’t allowed.

Please avoid any sort of detailed descriptions of electrocution/electric shock as it is very triggering for me. And yes I recognize the irony, but it is was it is. Vague is fine.

LGBTQ Friendly and welcome - homegirl is certified disaster Bisexual

Hate, homophobia and general assholery will not be tolerated. It costs nothing to be nice. 😊

Open to crossovers but I am selective in my fandoms and ships

Please specify which muse you’re interested in in your ask and which one of yours they will be interacting with.

Text or ask based interactions are fine. I tend to mirror, but I prefer a few lines at least. Just to give me something to work with.

Please no auto-shipping…I much prefer the wining and dining to see where things lead. Hopeless romantic here.

Every RP/ship is its own universe and doesn’t connect to others unless agreed upon by both mind.

If there’s a storyline you’re interested in, DM me and we can discuss it further.

NSFW is fine, but not off the bat…like I said, I prefer the buildup.

OOC interaction is fine and welcome

Any questions? My DMs are open 😊

Follows from @pinknerdpanda

[hanlight]

I finished reading The Tainted Cup yesterday (A+++ y'all should read it, it's fantasy with a sherlock&watson main character duo and our POV char is the one like watson who is a bisexual disaster w dyslexia. the sherlock one is a grumpy lady who makes me scream every time she speaks. also there's leviathans a la AOT) and today I have decided to start better call saul bc of that one post by @jackwhiteprophetic comparing those 2 characters from breaking bad to buddie.