#biscuits at home

[htlifestyle]

Khari biscuit at Mumbai Irani Cafes | History Of Food | HT Lifestyle

Mumbai khari biscuit love? Chai Bisket? No! I would prefer Chai and Khari on lazy afternoons… Yaar we all know that tea without snacks is no fun. And an all-time favorite snack with tea has got to be the simple but addictive Khari Biscuit. Go back to the last time you dipped the flaky and light khari into your kadak cup of chai. The amazing feeling of it crumbling and melting in your mouth is so unparalleled! Though they borrow a lot from French puff pastry, the version we know in India most likely has origins much closer to home.

[screwpinecaprice]

I was trying to eat noodles neatly and for some reason I got sad midway. So I drew them messy eating a biscuit and a strawberry to combat sad noodle blues.

[biscuitdragonwithastick]

Why Stealing From A Dragon Is Ill Advised (tumblr Ao3 adaptation)

A much shorter adaptation of my Ao3 fic by the same name. Can e found here.

CW: noncon, large cock, magic sex, cum inflation, eggpreg, pregnancy kink, orgasmic birth, dragon sex, forced,

You should never had tried to steal from a dragon.

You should never had tried to bargain with the dragon.

Now, it holds you in its massive claws, fucking you on its draconic cock. Your body pulses with ancient magic, changed to accommodate the inhuman cock roughly fucking you from behind. The dragon's not even fucking you. Not really.

Your body hangs limply in its grasp while they slides you up and down their slick cock. Just a little toy for them to use. Just a warm hole to be bred.

You hate the pleasure that consumes you when hot, thick dragon cum floods your insides. They drop you haphazardly onto the floor and watch as your worm around in tired desperation. Your body aches, but you need to escape. You need to get away from this monster, but this damn cum heavy belly of yours is making it difficult to stand.

Why does it feel like its getting heavier?

Before you can get your bearings, an orgasm racks your body in time a contraction. The dragon behind you laughs. You're going to look so good birthing my clutch, they say with a smile.

You cry out with each contraction. Not out of pain, but pure pleasure. Every contraction, every involuntary push of your muscles that bring the massive egg closer to birth, leaves you crying from overstimulation. No human should cum this much.

You nearly breakdown when the egg refuses to release. It just won't push out. The pleasurable contractions end just before the thing can crown. You're left to writhe in the unending pleasure of birth. You can't bring yourself to care how much of a fool you must look to the dragon before you.

Need help, little human?

You don't register the voice. It's only when there's pressure on your round belly that you look to see a clawed finger over you. Your about to scream out to stop when it pushes that single finger down. Your eyes roll back, moaning like a bitch in heat, as the egg finally plops free.

You twitch in the after shocks of pleasure. You're ready to curl into a ball and fall asleep forever, but then dragon grabs hold of you once more.

I said you'd be birthing my clutch. This is only one egg.

[ancientsstudies]

I suppose I could have stayed home and baked cookies.

ig credit: jasminabylund.

[vladdyissues]

i feel the need to drop comfort ideas at your door again

-post-AGIT. Vlad has the future Danny as his kid and reconciles with Danielle, and is no longer the central antagonist in Danny's life. Moreso, with Phantom Planet undone, Vlad is still the mayor and Danny's still massively unassuming

-Danny checks in on Dani, of course. Regularly. But. He keeps staying a little longer each time. Gets caught up in the domestic vibes

-at SOME point, somewhere between thinking he doesn't mind the idea of Vlad manhandling him so much anymore and "wait am i thinking of marriage right now" he realizes he accidentally started co-parenting his darkest timeline self and his clone with his older celebrity godfather who's a political leader

-annnnnd he's into it. besides the fact he is increasingly attracted, he. kinda likes having a weird all-halfa household to protect and retreat to

-doesn't have to watch his power use. doesn't have to dodge anti-ghost defenses. won't get hit by a boomerang when he's trying to focus on something. doesn't have to sneak to the portal to get anything done

-Vlad's not a fantastic dad (he's new to this), but he's a lot more attentive than Danny's seen out of his parents, and Danny starts matching the energy. together they end up making a good team

-anti-ghost nonsense leading to ridiculous situations with helping ghosts and this weird little family they're building keep off the radar and keeping all their secrets

-Danny and Vlad at some point just flat out tipping over into Pompous Pep without actively realizing it or pursuing it, just somewhere a switch flicks in their head like "yes this is my partner I am raising children with why wouldn't we be doing this" and it's 100% seamless and holy SHIT does it look bad without the half-ghost family context

-lots of opportunity for 'papa wolf' trope scenes as well as Battle Couple moments, besides the domestic setup

-annnnd that's the setup for the secret identity based domcom I've had building in my head all day as a way to block out stressful nonsense

-i blame the fact Martin Mull played an antagonist on Sabrina the Teenage Witch for this

-but also... i crave the fluff, man. i crave it so bad

GOD. YES. ಥ﹏ಥ ♡♡♡

[arttsuka]

Finn and Jake in gravity falls and meeting Mabel, dipper, soos, and Stan.

(maybe Jake and dipper bonding, or Stan and Jake bonding, or Finn and Mabel bonding bc they're both lil goofs)

Im not drawing 6 different characters interacting with each other, you can have this

[williammarksommer]

Biscuit, Gravy, and Country Hash

Truckee, California

A Road Home Along the Lincoln Highway series

Hasselblad 500c/m

Kodak Tmax 400iso

[tired-biscuit]

M-miss biscuit

Would Kiba be able to smell my ovulating even if we're not in a relationship?

Like we run into eachother at the supermarket and suddenly he's gripping the cart and counting jars to calm down lmao

YES! imagine he’s always been infatuated with you ever since you were kids. life has made you unable to stay in touch and he thought he’d moved on from what he considered to be a measly crush during that time, but all the feelings he had for you come rushing right back when you bump into each other on pure coincidence and he catches a whiff of your scent.

it hits him like a slap across the face. you can’t tell, but the way you smell has grown alongside you just like your body has. it’s even more appealing to him now that you’ve matured and are, well, ovulating. it makes you more inviting. normally he wouldn’t be fased by it, at least not as strongly, but since it’s you and there are actual feelings involved…

it makes it hard for him to act normal. it wakes a certain part of his brain that usually works on pure instinct. for fuck’s sake, even his heart gets dragged into the mess.

still blissfully unaware of what he’s experiencing, you try making polite conversation, asking him how he’s been and whatnot, smiling and telling him how it’s good to see him after so many years. however, he’s acting nothing like himself. he’s all skittish and is stumbling on his words; avoiding eye contact — something he had never done with anyone in the past, as far as you can remember.

what’s even more odd is that he practically makes a run for it when you take a step closer so that you can hear and understand the jumble of words he keeps stuttering out — he just can’t stop talking, oh my god, what is wrong with him? throwing a particularly lame excuse your way, kiba is outright SPRINTING towards the check-out all of a sudden.

and as you stare at his broad back, watching the way how he runs his fingers over the back of his neck seemingly in frustration, you can’t help but think how awkward he’s gotten. him — the most confident guy in your class!

he’s had a glow-up when it comes to his appearance, but as for his behaviour… total meltdown.

[narliearchive]

a very special day by bishyreadytocry [M]

In which the boys head home for Christmas, Sarah sees right through them, and the dogs are just happy to have their humans’ home.

I'll Be Home for Christmas by raanne [T]

Newly single Nicholas Nelson is not looking forward to spending the holidays alone. Three years past his divorce, Charlie Spring is not looking forward to spending the holidays with his family.

It's Gonna Be…At Christmas by PhoenixSpring [M]

5 Christmases with Nick and Charlie navigating life, their relationship and making decisions, together, about their future. Plus the 1 Christmas where Nick and Charlie aren't completely in control of how things are going to progress, they just have to be patient and trust everything will be OK.

snowman biscuits by CamilleLeo [T]

Set a few weeks after Charlie comes home from the in-patient facility. It's Christmas day and Nick finds Charlie on his doorstep. A Christmas story about recovery and found family.

somewhere else, just like magic by thetomkatwholived [G]

Charlie focused on the man Michael was talking to, immediately drawing in a sharp breath. Tori looked up in surprise, but Charlie couldn’t pull his eyes from Michael’s conversation partner. He was tall, almost the same height as Michael, but much broader with strong shoulders and arms that strained at the fabric that encased them. His hair was somewhere between blonde and red, artfully flopping on his head. And he had a special smile, the kind of smile that made Charlie wonder if every other smile in the world has just been trying to recreate this softness and beauty. This man was lovely; no other word felt right. Or, Charlie’s life falls apart so he escapes to a small town up north. And he may just find a better life up there than the one he had in the big city.

[clumsycapitolunicorn]

#interesting 👀

TED LASSO | 1.02 + 3.09

[knowthatiloveyou]

This one is even more Rebecca Welton coded

[lestcat-de-lioncourt]

Getting into the autumn mood with taking an excuse to use my pumpkin and bat cookie cutters and orange cookie dough! 🍪 🎃 🦇

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[scoutingthetrooper]

[vegan-nom-noms]

Chamomile Cookies

[ur-ghostgirl]

:c

[poodletime]

he found a gross old biscuit under the things in pets at home & ate it 🤢