#birthdays suck

[claustrophobicopioids]

FUCK BIRTHDAYS I WANNA BE REBORN

[shintin]

ps: Art belongs to lovely @RockinViolinTT on Twitter/X.

[sleepitawaydear]

cake tastes like loneliness

[ontheoutside-lookingin]

I told the moon I’m scared of aging and that I don’t know what to do and she told me—

—that I will be okay

[tgsfrankensteinslastbraincell]

Ok so, survived Christmas, woohoo, now I have another issue to contend with. My birthday's in early January so like its in a few days ig, (don't be born in January btw, everyone's hungover from Christmas and then they have to deal with you being old) and it sucks balls? Call me boring but I've gradually started enjoying my birthday less and less in the past few years to the point where I genuinely am dreading it this year and I don't even have a proper reason, idk there's probably some cause for it but I don't really care. What are we even celebrating? "Woohoo! You didn't die since last year!" "Woohoo! A woman pushed you out of her hoo-ha a few years ago!"??? No thanks, its awkward and I hate it and I'd rather just like- not?

[cordeliasdarling]

none of my irl friends remembered my birthday today. it’s not like i celebrate it much but they used to just send a text. idk, maybe i’m being sensitive.

[onceandfuturelesbian]

if you’re looking for a reason to get drunk or high and consume an obscene amount of fanfiction, this is it.

it’s my 20th birthday 🥳🥳 so go celebrate in my honour

[witchthewriter]

It’s ya girl’s birthday and I am NOT happy about it. I don’t wanna age??? I’m 24 but I still feel like I’m 16? However, I have not cried today so that’s a win! (But I did cry at work on the weekend ...) 

[ajstaria]

i hate birthdays theyre so fucking stupid all i wanna do is die wtf do you mean i have to live another year

[blastacola07]

Happy 17th birthday, me!

[tea-with-eleni]

Okay, giving laser music shows is the single most painful thing I’ve done to myself in a while, sensory wise. I’m uh. I’m gonna go melt down now.

Happy birthday to me. I worked a twelve hour shift and am about to go curl up in my closet and cry.

[medsformyhead]

i hate my birthday. cheers to being fucked up. drink up bitches 💊🥃

[queerhoodies]

things i’m looking forward to: seeing paramore very soon !!

things i’m dreading: tomorrow’s my birthday.

[alexhasalotofthoughts]

I have come the the conclusion that I don't like birthdays. Aging sucks and they're too stressful.

Anyways I'm going back to my roots and adding a random Osemanverse image at the bottom of my posts cos this is my life and I want to.

Here's grumpy Nick cos I think he perfectly radiates the emotions I'm feeling rn:

I am going to bed now cos I'm tired.

This is Alex going back to their roots, Goodnight <3

[heretherebewolves]

Every year I get further and further from the 14 year old that joined this site

How is it possible that everything has changed

And yet nothing is different?

[adulting-sucks]

Friend! I just saw that it’s your birthday!

Happy birthday!!!! I hope you have an amazing day, keep being the funny and nice person that you are! Love yaaaa 🫂

Hi friend! Thank you so much! I will return to my sarcastic shenanigans at some point! Hope your day is amazing 💙