#bird rambling

[jedi-starbird]

in the cinema about to watch a prequels marathon rn and so sorry for the noises I'm gonna make when I see quiggs and obi wan on screen lol

[daringdoombringer]

hi here’s a cool bird I betcha didn’t know existed, ✨the wallcreeper✨

it literally looks like a monarch butterfly it’s so cute

[fleshdyk3]

btw i was looking up pics of california condors the other day and found this and im like on the verge of tears are you guys fucking seeing this

[pyrrhuria]

me: man i sure wish i could view images on a digital screen using an efficient 24-bit color display

the nefarious RGB tri-color LEDs:

[a-swoop-of-swallows]

live laugh grackle images on inaturalist

Grisps you

Grisp fighter

Free ride

The starerrrr

[frownyalfred]

Alfred, entering the Cave with a tray of pills: are you certain you won’t need pain relief tonight, sir?

Bruce, swathed in bandages and in the middle of a handstand: Ra’s taught me how to meditate the pain away, Alfred. I just need to keep moving, and I can bear it.

Alfred: certainly, sir. in other, entirely unrelated news, Master Richard has declined to take his pain medication either—

Bruce, nearly falling out of his handstand: you bring those back to him RIGHT NOW and tell him he’s not allowed on patrol tomorrow if he doesn’t take them. non-negotiable. do you understand?

[oh-no-its-bird]

Naruto is fucking insane bc as someone who's never actually watched the anime, I'll have just THE gayest shit pop up on my dash of Sasuke and Naruto, and when I go "oh hey nice edit, this looks really good" I FIND OUT ITS CANON OFFICIAL MEDIA DIRECTLY FROM THE ANIME??? Insane. How did they get away with that.

[aingeal98]

I'm seated. I don't even know what's going on but she looks gay and is committing crimes I'm so here for all of this

[wilos112]

I love it when birds just stare head on into the camera and they just look like this

[uh-oh-its-bird]

Totally removed from everything. All the politics all the horrific promises of what's to come all the nasty fucking political shit and reputations—

If our first woman president is a woman of color I will actually cry. I'd vote for Kamala either way in these circumstances, but fuck you guys, no matter where you are on the political spectrum, the first woman president, the first POC woman president, the second POC person in office?

Shit, that means something

[janebonbon]

I am #1 Barnaby defender but bro this is so your fault for saying that shit

[letsventstuff]

Tumblr is such a wonderful zone. I can talk about the most intrusive thoughts, while nobody even cares. They simply reblog it and silently relate to it. Ily fellow sufferer.

[bluerosefox]

The Amazing Adventures of Timothy Drake and Little Baby Man Danny. AKA two feral raccoons loose in Gotham.

Guys.

Something stirred in my head.

Imagine

TINY! (A little bit feral) Tim, whose been taking pics of our Bat and Bird finds... drum roll please.

Little baby man Danny. Who jumped Tim for the Batbruger the kid had for a late night snack (look baby man Danny was hungry, he hadnt eaten in days at that point)

Imagine the chaos those two would get into.

[fleshdyk3]

everyone loves to shit on shoebills like omg this bird is SO SCARY its TERRIFYING which like first of all shut up youre annoying second they are literally just standing there what the hell is your problem

[plush-birds]

Extremely happy to have gotten my own Cooper Chicken

[becauseplot]

qPhilza perching on people because bird

qFit: Mans is built like a brick shithouse—he can totally balance Phil’s additional weight. The first attempt is a bit shaky, sure, but nowadays Phil swoops down or hops up onto Fit’s shoulder and all Fit really has to do is jut out his elbow to give his friend a little more space for his talons to work with. Bam, he’s perched. Works out about 9.9 times out of 10, though Phil delights in trying to catch him off guard.

qEtoiles: He doesn’t have Fit’s bulk on his side, so he’s not as sturdy, but he is strong. The landing is usually a little rough since Etoiles has to work a bit harder to counterbalance the additional weight, but he always finds that center of gravity in no time flat. Phil usually perches with one talon on each of Etoiles’ shoulders since he’s not as w i d e, just so Phil can have a little extra grip. At some point, Etoiles tries fighting a mob while Phil is perched on him, and that goes exactly as well as you would expect.

qForever: Honestly, with all of the hard labor Forever does for his big builds, Phil was expecting him to do better, but the first (several) attempts end up with Forever stumbling over and knocking Phil off of him from his wild arm-pinwheeling. They eventually figure out it’s more doable if Forever himself has something to lean on (a wall, a chair, the butt of his pickaxe) and Phil puts one talon evenly spaced on each shoulder. Phil learns some new swears in Portuguese in the process.

qMissa: Flattened. Full-on face in the floor, mouth full of grass, wind knocked out of his lungs at Mach 5 the first time Phil tries. Phil apologizes profusely, but Missa—once he can breathe again—just rolls over onto his back and asks Phil if they can give it another try. It takes a long, LONG time, but they figure out that if Phil plants his talons on Missa’s shoulder pads and leans forward while Missa leans back, they have a small little window of time where they achieve balance. The best part? Phil gets a perfect view of Missa’s goofy little grin every single time.