#bingo lingfucker

[sweatersinthesummer]

The many faces of David in Moira Rosé.

[im-televisions-moira-rose]

Season 1, Episode 6: Wine and Roses

This wine is AW-FUL. Get me another glass.

[atan-orofarne]

We just watched this episode the other day.

[lucyfishwife]

Today’s mood is a long slow closeup on Moira, who’s got nothing

[streetlampsunset]

Fic Writer Bingo

Tagged by: @blackandwhiteandrose

Tagging: @seadeepy, @fairmanor, & @lisamc-21

[wild-aloof-rebel]

that anon made me wonder do you know how many fucks are said by each character? (obviously Patrick=0)

this is what i think is all of them, though it’s certainly possible i missed something...

david - 19

who the fuck is this? (the cabin)

ew, fuck! (finding david)

because no, you can’t mention any of this to her. she’d lose her fucking mind. (jazzagals)

alexis, do you mind telling your phone to fuck off? (jazzaguy)

that is the stupidest fucking thing i’ve ever heard (baby sprinkle)

where do i put this fucking thing? (baby sprinkle)

oh, fuck. (singles week)

holy fuck! (the plant)

how are we still on this fucking tour? (the plant)

fuck off, alexis. (rock on!)

what the actual fuck? (roadkill)

what the fuck? (life is a cabaret)

fuck yes! (the job interview)

this is fucked. (the premiere)

you fucking better (start spreading the news)

fuck! fuck! fuck! fuck! (happy ending)

moira - 12

sign the fucking contract! (the drip)

fuck, i know! (don’t worry, it’s his sister)

i’m gonna fucking nail it (wine and roses)

bingo lingfucker (wine and roses)

fuck me! fuck me! fuck me! (little sister)

fuck! (estate sale)

oh that fussy little fucker. (motel review)

well, what the fuck are you doing in your room?! (the affair)

who the fuck is lucy albion? (stop saying lice)

stevie, what the fuck? (life is a cabaret) [i’m still not entirely sure she really gets the whole word out here, but it’s at least an implied fuck lol]

stevie - 4

it’s your dad. he saw me. fuck. (honeymoon)

what the flying fuck is going on here? (opening night)

what the fuck does that mean? (open mic)

oh fuck. (the m.v.p.)

johnny - 3

roland, could you get the fuck out? (our cup runneth over)

it looks like your great grandfather’s fucking your great grandmother right up the ass! (don’t worry, it’s his sister)

oh fuck. (finding david)

alexis - 2

oh my fucking god. (housewarming)

fuck! (roadkill)

jocelyn - 2

oh fuck. (surprise party)

motherfucker, this is the farthest i’ve ever gone! (the rollout)

crew member for the herb ertlinger commercial - 2

he's gonna pull the plug on the whole thing unless, and i quote, ‘that fucking bitch gets her fucking ass out of the trailer.’ (wine and roses)

roland - 1

you know what i’ll do? i’ll, um, i’ll just get ‘the fuck’ out of here (our cup runneth over)

bree - 1

fuck, sean! (carl’s funeral)

sean - 1

the fuck?! (carl’s funeral)

wendy - 1

it’s a big fucking check! (lawn signs)

darlene’s cousin - 1

i’m darlene’s cousin. who the fuck are you? (friends & family)

klair - 1

breaking news, we still fucking hate her. (baby sprinkle)

tippy - 1

moira fucking rose! (sunrise sunset)

ronnie - 1

i say fuck ‘em (start spreading the news)

patrick - 0.5

what the fff... (the hospies)

[shimmies]

The second to last one

could be on repeat for the rest of my life and I would never tire of it

EVERY DAVID AND PATRICK EPISODE: Moira Rosé (6x07)

“I love your son. And I will always do everything I can to respect him and to protect him from all of the things in life that can set him off.”

[gothsandroses]

🌳 Herb Ertilinger Winery 🌳

Origin ID : Qynnderella

part of an entire save file

“In the lea of a picturesque ridge lies a small, unpretentious winery, one that pampers its fruit like its own babies. Hi! I'm Moira Rose, and if you like fruit wine as much as I do, then you'll appreciate the craftsmanship and quality of a local vintner who brings the muskmelon goodness to his oak Chardonnay and the dazzling peach crabapple to his Riesling Rioja. Come taste the difference good fruit can make in your wine. You'll remember the experience, and you'll remember the name: Herb Irvling-ger. Burt Herngeif. Irv Herm-linger. Bing Liveheinger. Live Link. Burt Herkern. Burn-. Agh! Bingo Lingfucker.”

[flergblerg]

Herb Irvling-ger. Burt Herngeif. Irv Herm-linger. Bing Liveheinger. Live Link. Burt Herkern. Burn-. Agh! Bingo Lingfucker

Moira Rose’s Wine Commercial

[bethlp]

It's like she hiccups that word.

me: *just chillin*

my brain: a local vintner

me: no

my brain: craaah Bap ple

[ladypeaceful-ladyhappy]

Felicitations, all! I’m Television’s Moira Rose. My unmannerly son David and I are here this Halloween to endorse the rich peach craylbappple flavors of our local vintner, Bert Herngieif. No, Irv Hervlinger. Bing Livehaanger? Bingo Lingfucker! (Clothes from my own closet. Tragically I do not own a wig. David Rose was tolerant of the sweater but scared of my skirt. Saturn is probably going to meowder me tonight.)

[frostbeees]

what does 'bingo lingfucker' mean?

ah yes fair question bc it sure looks like gibberish if you don’t know it. it’s from my favorite scene in schitt’s creek 💕

[ktlsyrtis]

Hi! I'm Moira Rose, and if you like fruit wine as much as I do, then you'll appreciate the craftsmanship and quality of a local vintner who brings the muskmelon goodness to his oak Chardonnay and the dazzling peach crabapple to his Riesling Rioja. Come taste the difference good fruit can make in your wine. You'll remember the experience, and you'll remember the name: Herb Irvling-ger. Burt Herngeif. Irv Herm-linger. Bing Liveheinger. Live Link. Burt Herkern. Burn-. Agh! Bingo Lingfucker.

[dottiep]

I want to get a pet just so I can name it Bingo Lingfucker.

[i-gotrunover-bya-porsche]

In the lea of a picturesque ridge, lies a small, unpretentious winery, one that pampers its fruit like its own bebes! HI! I'm Moira Rose, and if you like fruit wine as much as I do, then you'll appreciate the craftsmanship and quality of a local vintner who brings the muskmelon goodness to his oak Chardonnnnnay and the dazzling peach CrAb AppLE to his Riesling Rioja. Come taste the difference good fruit can make in your wine. You'll remember the experience, and you'll remember the name: Herb Irvling-ger. Burt Herngeif. Irv Herm-linger. Bing Liveheinger. Live Link. Burt Herkern. Burn-. Agh! Bingo Lingfucker!

[figmentof]

is the wine at the supermarket telling me something the day before an episode drops

herb irvling-ger???? bingo lingfucker??????

the universe is toying with my emotions