#billy and buddy

[its-to-the-death]

Battle of the Gingers Bracket F Round 1

Billy (Billy and Buddy/Boule et Bill) vs Dexter (Dexter's Laboratory)

[do-you-ship-this-comic-ship]

[ultimate-good-dog]

Preliminary Polls 65

[elainiisms]

"that show is queerbaiting" maybe you just aren't evolved enough to appreciate those freaks being homoerotic but i am

[bonchobrick]

prompt idea where bad guys kidnap Captain Marvel and put him under a truth serum live on television. JL are desperately searching for Marvel's location while watching, fearing Marvel's livelyhood will be put at stake! but then...

Villain approaches Marvel with a smirk, "Tell me big red cheese, where do you live!"

Captain Marvel, "Oh dude im homeless!"

And literally like the interogation ends as quickly as it started because WHAT

--

villain: "wait so you... where do you sleep...?"

billy: "Outside, nice ol' comfy concrete."

villain: "Dont you have like.. a job?"

billy: "Does heroism count?"

villain: "....No."

the villain doesn't even continue cause he feels bad like damn end of broadcast dude.

[balu8]

Krings: Frou-Frou

[magicpiano]

AU where the justice league finds out that Captain Marvel is homeless. Not Billy, they still have no idea about the captain's secret identity, but the Captain.

Maybe they were discussing a case or something, and he says something that is just a little too knowledgeable. Something only someone who has been there would know. He tries to backtrack when he realizes that he said too much, tries to explain that getting a job and an apartment is hard when you do hero work which doesn't pay (and hopes they don't find out the real reason he can't get a job is because no one will hire a kid).

The league comes to the conclusion the reason he is so secretive about his identity is because he is ashamed he is homeless. Naturally, everyone immediately feels super bad about this and tries to help him much to his dismay.

Identity shenanigans ensue.

[coderooster]

How is it possible for a man covered in boils to look the softest he's ever looked?!

How neither of the men in room jumped him I have no idea.

[puppetmaster13u]

Prompt 284

“Oh little storm,” the being cooed, hands that are both large enough to crush the world yet small enough to hold his face gently running through his hair. He was being held by lightning, by stars and space and everything in between, cradling his form like he was something oh-so precious. “A surprise to be sure,” the being crooned, purred, rumbled, cracked, some noise of the depths of space mixed with something indescribable. “A surprise, but a welcome one.” 

Billy had never felt so small, yet so loved, like the world itself was holding him against its heart as the whispers of the gods bled away in something akin to awe. The being smiled, distant storms letting loose and ending droughts, even more distant stars bursting into being. “A little marvel of existence,” they hummed, hissed, cooed, whistled, hair- or strands of galaxies- melding into the abyss around them. 

“A surprise son. A child of the Cosmos. Yes.” He was held so gently, space itself dancing and flickering around him, suns pressing hundreds of freckled kisses against his head. “Welcome home, little storm. Welcome home, my son.”  

[buckbuckleybegins]

The real reason Billy Boils cursed Buck is because he’s a buddie truther and he wanted to spare us from having to see Buck kiss T.

Everybody say thank you Billy Boils.

[firefistfiri]

MORE BILLY LORE!!

What we know so far:

He was created with lost technology (similar to Qingyi)

His previous boss who gave him the name Billy bought him off a group of drifters

He was supposed to stay in the Outer Ring but due casualties he lost his home and lost his identity...

^^ Due to this they fired him and he gained his freedom!

He used to wander alone for some time, got his guns from a "friend" and then decided to stay in New Eridu.

He used to drive a motorcycle, he used to live in a truck...

HE USED TO BE A PART OF THE SONS OF CALYDON? I wonder if they're somehow connected to his previous boss... Most LIKELY!!

I had my suspicions.. I mean look at him.. he'd fit right in.. the red biker jacket with the BOAR motive... CMON!

Speaking of Billy's past, in one of his trust events he mentioned pasts, and that everyone has something to hide, and hes no different to that saying. I really wonder... I really think about this sometimes... he's so interesting to me. Anyways, I'm so excited for when the Cunning Hares leave New Eridu to the Outer Ring cuz I know Billy will be having the heebie jeebies.. being reminded of his past...

[shieldofiron]

He was in the middle of a particularly searing paragraph when the lights went out. Someone a few aisles over shrieked, and there was a rustling.

“Remain calm, everyone. Power should return soon, but I would stay put if you didn’t want to trip and fall,” the librarians voice cut through the panicked whispers.

Great. Just great.

The library was at the center of the school, a windowless space that also acted as a tornado shelter, which was about the most hicksville thing Billy had ever heard. He groped slightly in the dark and found his torn off piece of a cigarette pack, tucking it between the pages where Lestat had clearly been about to tuck into some guy.

Whoever had shrieked was whimpering now, the sound cutting through the darkness. Billy knew whimpers like that.

Curious, and with obviously nothing better to do, he rose from his chair and began to bumble his way towards the noise.

“Hey. You ok?” He whispered. He probably didn’t have to but he didn’t want to draw attention to the person.

“I… I…”

“Just breathe,” Billy said. “In and out that’s all you gotta do.”

The person took a few stuttering breaths. “Sorry, I… I just…”

“No sweat, man,” Billy groped his way over to where the boy’s voice came from. He had to be huddled on the floor.

“Someone… I saw someone die. Well… I mean, I…”

Billy frowned. “What?”

“I mean last year. I just don’t like the dark.”

If there was two things Hawkins gave him it was the heebie jeebies, and the preternatural sense of Steve Harrington, who he now realized was the one talking to him.

They weren’t friendly, not by a long shot, but they’d kept their distance after Max straightened Billy’s assumptions out, and Steve had apologized to some of her little friends. With Harrington’s exception. He’d lied, and in doing so implied he was going to… do something to some kids in the woods. Frankly, Billy didn’t feel sorry for beating his ass, even if he was supposedly protecting Max from rabid wolves. Why not just say something.

And to think, Billy’d thought… well, hoped… but that was in the past.

“Tough shit, Harrington. The dark seems to like you,” Billy sneered.

“H-h- Hargrove.” Steve’s breathing picked up. He was gonna fucking pass out.

“Jesus, breathe,” Billy rolled his eyes.

“Easy,” wheeze. “For,” two breaths.

“Okay, Harrington, don’t choke yourself.” Billy dropped to the ground, reaching his hands out.

As soon as he made contact, he could tell Harrington was in a state. Just a hunched ball of limbs.

He intended only to rest a steadying hand on his shoulder. But instead something launched into his chest, burrowing against him in a tangle of long limbs.

What Billy would have given to see it then. That gorgeous body wrapped around Billy, half in his lap.

“Just… shut… up…” Harrington said, holding Billy in a death grip.

Billy hesitated before resting a hand between Harrington’s tense shoulder blades.

“The tunnels… that night… it’s always in the dark…” Harrington mumbled.

“It’s ‘k.” Billy said inanely, his mind not fully able to register what was happening. “Breathe.”

“I’m sorry,” Harrington said fiercely, stealing Billy’s breath away.

What a weird guy. What a soft, warm, complicated guy.

They stayed like that for a long time, until Steve’s breath slowed, until his heartbeat slowed. They stayed that way until the lights came on and big brown eyes blinked up at Billy before Harrington scrambled away, mumbling sorry’s as he fled.

Billy had no idea what the fuck that was all about. But one thing was for sure. He wasn’t going to leave Harrington alone until he found out.

—-

My power’s out, have an I don’t know what this is.

[weirdo-from-bonesborough]

You know how Mary is a pretty common English name so it appears in a lot of chrildren’s rhymes (miss Mary Mack, Mary had a little lamb, mary mary quite contrary, etc)? I like hc that Marilyn and CC sang those songs to Mary when she was a baby and that they had to come up with there own little poems for Billy so he wouldn’t feel left out. Years down the line Mary can’t quite remember the lyrics to her old nursery rhymes and isn’t sure why no one else knows what she’s talking about when she hums the tunes, meanwhile, just miles away, Billy is whispering the lyrics to mary sunshine in an attempt to self sooth

[hijinxinprogress]

The JL keeps trying to stop Captain Marvel from talking to the media (and it’s not working)

The jl held a meeting about marvel’s conduct with cops bc he got a little too excited and suplexed a cop completely fucking forgetting he’s a 7ft buff ass man (the video goes viral for months) and the press is having a fucking field day with this bc ‘Captain Marvel Hates The Government!’ ‘Justice League Member, Captain Marvel, Shows His True Colors…?’ ‘Fawcett Superhero Attacks Civilian!’ ‘Captain Marvel Sends Police Officer to ICU!’ ‘Philadelphia Hero Puts Public Servant In Coma’ and shit like that is on the front page of every newspaper, magazine, and tabloid for the next eight months at least

so they’re like ‘hey you gotta say something! The people think you hate the us government esp the police!’ and he’s just sitting there confused before he says very slowly and clearly ‘But I do…I fucking despise them’

Barry and Hal are fucking losing it bc this is the guy that says ‘darn!’ in the heat of battle and has said on multiple occasions ‘Well, that’s not very nice, now is it?’ to opponents that destroy worlds for fun

like this guy still tries very hard not to make faces at the broccoli on his plate in front of the jl (and fails)

this guy hears a yj member or even the very adult titans cussing and going on the longest rant bc ‘I’ve not heard such foul language in all my years-!’ and what’s this ‘‘I’m an adult’ nonsense?? I’m older than Ravens grandfather 🤨 When you get to be my age-’

they’re all so pissed when they hear him cussing like a sailor playing video games on cyborgs phone the next day and he’s playing fucking temple run at that

[im-bored-so-i-draw]

JUst LIkE HaVInG a WaRt ReMOveD

^brahms using his child voice for good reasons, mocking.

i miss the green buddies 😔

[guttedwhxre]

─ 𝐇𝐎𝐖 𝐓𝐎 𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐃𝐋𝐄 𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐌 ❞ multiple slashers

UNDER THE CUT: bo sinclair, michael myers, billy loomis & stu macher

tw: reader death ment, violence, torture ment

author's note: photo courtesy of @/pngsnail <3 also, hi everyone! i missed you, did you miss me?

michael is one of the most particular of the slashers, and dating him means you must be able to handle his peculiarities. this requires patience and resilience to do so, losing your temper would only result in pissing him off. michael won’t have quarter for being patronized and demeaned, not anymore. a pissed off michael typically means a deadly michael — but your death won’t be immediate. he’ll toy with you, gradually making your life worse and worse. he’ll allow you to keep blowing up at him, snap at him, until one night michael ends it all, for good. as you look up at him while you bleed out on the floor, cursing him under your breath, he’ll slowly don his mask, and leave you there without a second thought. 

while he won’t allow a bad temper, or disrespect of any kind, michael is surprisingly lenient about you boundaries. as long as you’re firm, and gentle he’ll let it slide. in fact, he almost encourages it. in his own, twisted way. again, michael will push you in small ways until something is done about it. here you can blow up, or collect yourself and gently, yet firmly tell him what he’s done wrong and ask him to stop. that’s only the first part however, as you have to consistently keep these boundaries, or michael will push, push, and keep pushing. 

don’t let him threaten you. he’s not actually trying to kill you when he holds his blade to your neck, no, just testing you. even if you’re into that, you have to be able to differentiate between play time, and a test. once you know that’s he’s testing you, cut him off there. ask that he doesn’t put his knife to you outside of play time, and he’ll slowly drop the knife from your neck, tracing it down your front as he tries to initiate play. however, if you let him press the cold steel into your neck, sit still as his gaze rests on his knife and your supple flesh - he’ll stop there, for now. then another day, when he comes home, he’ll “accidentally” cut you with his knife, watch as you rush around to clean and cover up the wound, gently asking him to be more careful next time. more little “accidents” will follow, each one more life-threatening than the last, and it’ll become more apparent that michael is toying with you. he just wants to see what will happen! just because you let him each time, he wants to see your breaking point. if that ends in your death, well, michael still got what he wanted. to see you break. 

to be clear, michael isn’t very picky about what kind of person you are. just stay consistent, keep your boundaries and make them clear, don’t be a pushover, then you and michael will be very happy together.

𐙚˙⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩

bo is a simple man. at least, that’s how he’d describe himself. he describes his ideal mate as the perfect house-spouse kind — docile, quiet, stays out of the way. but that is far from the truth. someone who submits with no questions asked, all of the time, would bore him. nah, bo sinclair needs someone to match his temper, his fire, not take any of his bullshit. when he blows up, shouts, you need to be able to stand your ground, and sometimes shout right back. it surprises him being challenged, excites him, even. go ahead baby, put him in his place. 

like with michael, constantly shouting and losing your temper at bo wouldn’t be the best idea. it wouldn’t result in your death, just a constant, toxic cycle of fighting and making up. it’s not fun, nor is it worth the exhaustion. you have to be able to know when to fight fire with fire, and when to back down and let bo do his thing. 

bo, to be totally honest, isn’t the kindest guy. he puts on a front for the tourists, sure, but that’s just that – a facade. to be with bo sinclair, you have to have tough skin. he’ll throw more than one insensitive comment your way, about your hair that day, your complexion, hell your weight, even if it’s not intentional. he’s never had to hold his tongue before, why would he now? you’ve gotta stand up for yourself, or else the comments will keep coming, and probably worsen over time. 

all of the sinclair brothers have been through a lot, and it’s affected them in different ways. but for all of them, bo especially, empathy will go a long, long way. take into consideration why he lashes out the way he does and be able to understand why. you don’t have to excuse his actions, just be able to tolerate them, and of course — stand up for yourself. 

𐙚˙⋆.˚ ᡣ𐭩

with billy and stu, you’ve gotta be able to take a joke. a lot of jokes, at that. at your expense, the expense of others, billy and stu have absolutely NO filter and that won’t change when you’re around. be happy it doesn’t! it means they trust you. billy is meaner than stu by a longshot, so be prepared for them to take shots at you. to get them to stop, or at the very least let up a little, go at them right back! joke back or tell them to fuck off, either works. just avoid the topic of mommy issues unless you want a knife to your neck in a not fun way. 

you don’t need something super special to make them interested in you — just be you. do your own thing, mind your own business, be content with yourself. that kind of casual confidence is enthralling, and if one of them picks up on it, trust me, the other will know shortly after. 

gotta be okay with a little kick-back every once in a while — stu likes to party and billy is just fine tagging along, so that means you have to be too! stick to one of them the whole party if you need, though i don’t suggest it as it can very well lead to semi-public sex. unless, sweet thing, that’s exactly what you’re looking for — then be my guest!

stu is handsy. incredibly so. he needs to touch you often, so you’ve gotta be okay with physical contact frequently. he can’t help it! you’re so precious and touchable it makes his heart melt (and his cock hard). if you say no one too many times he’ll tattle on you to billy, which nobody wants — least of all you. billy is fiercely protective of both of you, and stu knows how spoiled he is. he will surely use that to his advantage, even if it’s to your detriment. 

billy often takes the lead when it comes to the three of you, and stu gives up control willingly, eagerly even. you don’t have to be as excited about it as stu is, but it’s best to hand control over day to day decisions to billy. he gets a little bitchy if you don’t, and no one wants a bitchy billy. just whisper to him that he knows best, that’s he’s so strong and capable…and then maybe you can slip a little suggestion in, and he’ll take it. since you’ve been so good…so yes, they’re both very susceptible to seduction.

billy and stu just want you to be you. if you can accept them at their ugliest, most carnal, real selves, they will gladly accept you.

xoxo, babe 💋ྀིྀི