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Dc-sideblog wrote this lovely fic, check it out :)!!!

prompt idea where bad guys kidnap Captain Marvel and put him under a truth serum live on television. JL are desperately searching for Marvel's location while watching, fearing Marvel's livelyhood will be put at stake! but then...

Villain approaches Marvel with a smirk, "Tell me big red cheese, where do you live!"

Captain Marvel, "Oh dude im homeless!"

And literally like the interogation ends as quickly as it started because WHAT

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villain: "wait so you... where do you sleep...?"

billy: "Outside, nice ol' comfy concrete."

villain: "Dont you have like.. a job?"

billy: "Does heroism count?"

villain: "....No."

the villain doesn't even continue cause he feels bad like damn end of broadcast dude.

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Pre-Orders for the Phantom's Fate and Fortune Tarot Deck are open now until January 15th 2025! Get yours at https://phantomsfateandfortune.bigcartel.com and you can check out our pinned post for more information!

As always, Phazer loves you!

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PRE-ORDERS FOR PHANTOM'S FATE AND FORTUNE ARE OPEN!

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Oops almost forgot to repost on here!!

hihi!! im veerli (banterbat) and I got to be part of the DP tarot card project, "Phantom's Fate and Fortune" :D (omgomgomg!)

This was something I was super stoked to have joined an made two cards for---Annnd im so so excited for --preorders-- which are rolling around later this month so check out @dptarotproject for updates :]!!!!

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prompt idea where bad guys kidnap Captain Marvel and put him under a truth serum live on television. JL are desperately searching for Marvel's location while watching, fearing Marvel's livelyhood will be put at stake! but then...

Villain approaches Marvel with a smirk, "Tell me big red cheese, where do you live!"

Captain Marvel, "Oh dude im homeless!"

And literally like the interogation ends as quickly as it started because WHAT

--

villain: "wait so you... where do you sleep...?"

billy: "Outside, nice ol' comfy concrete."

villain: "Dont you have like.. a job?"

billy: "Does heroism count?"

villain: "....No."

the villain doesn't even continue cause he feels bad like damn end of broadcast dude.

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the ideal murder fit

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hmmmm

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young justice twitter idea where the core 4 finally make social media accounts and while everyone is fangirling because omg wondergirl superboy and impulse tweet now and then theres tim who hates it because people keep asking him to add bacon burgers back on the menu

aka core 4 bully the shit outta tim because everyone keeps mistaking him as the Red Robin™ Burger joint

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This throws me back to the time my cousin opened the door to see an already lit firework in my uncles hand like on her porch then hes like shit because hes holding a lit firework and theyre both panicking as he runs around to throw it

That gives me danny vibes lol so yea he would totally rock up to the party lit firework in hand

The Waynes never really did fireworks. At least not correctly. To one Danny Fenton at the very least. He had to help this poor family.

The bats are losing their ever loving shit. Their newest addition to the family is playing with explosives. A manic grin as he quick scrambled away after lightning the fuse.

Or Danny is adopted by the bats and wants to do 4th of July the CORRECT way.

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drawing rn and im highkey scared to go on pinterest bc everytime i need a reference pic of the batfam i get flashed by batcest 😭

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Veerli's super secret Masterlist

DcxDp writings/prompts

Danny, regular kid extraoridinaire -- Batfam adopts danny thinking hes normal, he is very not normal

It's raining birds - Tim and Team Phantom centirc

The pizza guy is the ghost king??? - Crack, accidental reveal

A sticky situation -- jason and tim are brothers, angst, danny is the unemployed bestie who helps (death tw)

THE POLL OF PROMPTS -- some of my dcxdp and batfam ideas 4 yall to have fun with

Prompt: DeadOnMain + horrible death puns -- reccomend scrolling thru the reblogs theyre gold

DeadTired: Danny flirts horribly with Tim

Danny.. Time traveler? -- the batfam jumps to the conclusion danny disapears bc he can jump through time and not that hes a ghost

Hey no way its a fic

Duke and Danny are besties -- co-written, patrol partners

In my defense I was dead -- Jason is the ghost king's knight and his family finds out in the worst way (10/10 epic fail!)

Reblogs with writing

Danny is immune to bat interogations - Oblivious danny, horrified batfam

Billy and Danny being petty kids -- Billy batson and Danny fenton supremacy

How to make evil superman worried -- Danny and Tucker are little shit vloggers

Slapstick Jason Danny roomates -- they are silly!

Smash or Pass -- this ones iconic i forgot i added stuff to it too (deadonmain)

Danny Phantom Mechanic in the Watchtower -- hes really good at what he does, too good.

Idol au

the iconic post

dead on main screws me over irl

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As it is most often Danny who is mistaken for Damian and kidnapped, here is the reverse.

Jack, out of mistake, kidnapped Damian, as he thought it was Danny. Danny was sleeping in the Fenton Family GAV, so only in 70% on the way home. He woke up and saw his father kidnapping a boy with them.

In Amity Park

Maddie was first angry that Jack kidnapped this poor boy!

Maddie:" Jack, Danny's eyes are blue."

Jack:" But Danny's eyes turn green sometimes!"

Maddie:" True. Welcome to the family!"

Damian to himself:" So this is how my siblings ended up with my father."

Damian kind of liked it here with the mad scientists; they are fun. And Jazz seems to be trying to help him with his problems? And already accepted him as new baby brother.

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Fistfight at the gala

DPxDC

"You're not my dad! Stop acting like it!" Bruce heard from the other side of the ballroom. There was a gala he was hosting that all of his children refused to join him in. The yelling came from someone young and it was loud enough for most chatter to stop. Everyone here was too nosy for their own good.

Looking over to where the yelling was coming from Bruce spotted young Daniel Masters with his 'Father' Vlad Masters. Both of the Masters were glaring daggers at each other. The tension in the air was thick. Vlad opened his mouth, "Well, I am sorry you feel that way, Little Badger. But whether you like it or not I am your legal guardian. And as your legal guardian, I am telling you to get control of yourself. You are embarrassing me." If anything his words just seemed to piss Daniel off more.

"The stupidest thing my parents ever did was make you my Godfather."

"Well, you can take your grievances up with them when you join them in the afterlife."

"I wish I was killed with them in that stupid explosion," Daniel said through clenched teeth.

"I bet you do, Little Badger."

"STOP CALLING ME THAT!" Daniel's face looked positively explosive as he yelled in Vlad's face. "I wish you died back then!"

There was a loud slap noise from Vlad striking Daniel across the face. He left a giant red mark and worse of all, in Bruce's opinion, Daniel didn't even seem fazed by the slap. The boy wound his fist back and punched Vlad in the face when he went to turn away from him.

It didn't take long for a full-on fistfight to break out. Just an hour ago Vlad was showing off Daniel like a new toy and now they were both fighting dirty, throwing punches and kicks and pushing each other onto the floor. They somehow knocked over the food table leaving both of them covered in fancy and expensive food.

"That's enough!" Bruce barked out as he walked closer to the two. This was his gala and he wasn't going to have a full-grown man beat the shit out of a teen just because he hurt his feelings and embarrassed him. At least Daniel didn't seem to be afraid to throw punches of his own. He should have expected it though, with how snarky he was when they first met.

Bruce didn't know the full story of why the two Masters were acting like this but whatever the hell was happening here he was going to find out. Maybe even offer Daniel a place to stay tonight.

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back to postin stupid shitty writings or whatever i want bc man who needs proofreading when its funny

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Normal regular people should slowly plant themselves into the Wayne clan.

There’s this busboy that works with uncle TJ. Dick learns his name is Mikey when he stops by the restaurant. He hasn’t been since Bruce took him when he was 10.

the Bat has no idea the prodigal son returned to the nest. So Mikey’s suddenly babysitting a strange vigilante with the horsepower of 4 drunk girls in an Uber.

“It’s just so fucking frustrating because I WANT to be here but he doesn’t TELL me he wants me here! I want him to want me! I want him to say ‘hey, by the way, you’re my son, you’re always welcome here, I know you get lonely!’ But he doesn’t! He doesn’t! I miss Jason. This sandwich is so good. Thanks cousin.”

Mikey, who’s been working there for about a week, stares at the 300 dollar tip for a straight 30 minutes, wondering who Jason is.

From then on, the flock multiplies.

POV you’re cousin Mikey and Red Hood just walks in while you’re closing, covered in blood, and Spoiler’s leg is broken but she really wants a meatball sub, Signal asks why they upped the prices on the pizza, Orphan stares and nods her head and oh my god that’s an 8 year old with a sword: