#bill irl

[jthegayfruit]

Who's ugly fucking dog at my door

It smells really bad...

Ykw? I'm keeping it. Imma give it a bath

My take on the irl bill!! I feel like I could've done this better if I had a proper drawing device but we ball

( @squidflavoredsoup saw that you said it was okay to tag ya, so I hope that's still okay)

[goofishh]

How'd this mfer get outside my house???

(And why does he look higher than a kite????)

@squidflavoredsoup gave me the idea

[s0up1ta]

"so grunkle ford how do you know bill?"

"... that's not important."

[h4unted-d4rling]

[clevercorvidae]

WAIT

the whole thing with that axolotl that fidds got ford recontextualizes EVERYTHING about how he acted about shifty if that happened beforehand oh my god. dude.

while reading journal 3 it did feel kinda odd and out of character for mcgucket to be so dismissive about what was, assumably, a pretty harmless wild animal that they were raising from birth. he just seemed so eager to get rid of him and now im realizing that it wasn't just his typical anxiety about the paranormal but also because Why TF Is Ford Treating It Like A Pet When He Just Tossed Out Frilliam?

can you imagine that? you got your partner who you think has been lonely a cool, rare pet that isnt easy to obtain whatsoever. you come home to find that said pet was unceremoniously released into the river with little to no explanation. and then suddenly hes bringing home a new animal and is acting all paternal towards it as if he didn't just toss out the pet you went out and adopted for him. thats fucked up man.

no wonder he wanted to freeze the little dude so bad. and then shifty fucking ties him up and impersonates him! like cmon! frilliam would never!

[mcflymemes]

please don't mistake silence for hatred. please don't mistake unanswered plotting messages as indifference, or a lack of enthusiasm towards you. considering the ages of most roleplayers, many of us have bills to pay, families to take care of, medical conditions to treat, appointments to make, classes to take, homes to clean, and lives to live away from the computer that are far, far more important than writing on tumblr — life has a tendency to get in the way of hobbies and fun things like this. be patient with your fellow writers. if it doesn't work out, it doesn't work out. of course you can set your boundaries, keep your space comfortable, and softblock whoever you wish, but do so while recognizing it's probably not hatred or apathy that keeps them from leaping into your dms with message after message. they probably love this hobby just as much as you... but sometimes life gets in the way.

[nazt-void]

I woke up to see him just sitting there. At first he was kicking his feet but the second he saw me awake, he has just been glaring at me

Don’t think he likes being stuck in the cage (can’t blame him, I wouldn’t either) but I can’t let him out if he is going to be a menace.

I’ll consider letting him out after work

(Inspired by @squidflavoredsoup)

[yeetusmyfeetusidontneedjesus]

He still doesnt trust me, so i let him perch up there... We've been having a staring contest for the last 20 minutes. I dont know what this means but me personally I think it's progress

( @squidflavoredsoup !!!)

[nancyspungensdungeon]

All of NoHo Hank's pop culture references in Barry (2018-2023)

[itsmeglycine]

previously: L4D2 squad

[thecorvusbot]

i too would love to rest on stanford pines’ unusually soft looking pecs… (=^-^=)

[hypnautic-cereal]

One way to absolve your crimes

So, the lightning strike of traditional art finally hit me again

Honestly I think I’m finally starting to get the hang of watercolor! Like, at first I wasn’t sure about the process once I started doing the watercolor, but I managed to trust the process, and wow!

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Pages separately + Close ups

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Also the process that I had to trust💔 (it turned out amazing in the end but I was worried)

[angstychilz]

Y'all, the idea of Shapeford has wormed its way into my head and fundamentally changed my brain chemistry at this point. I mean, hear me out real quick!

Okay, okay, strap in cause this is a bit of a longer tangent than I usually yap about. I promise I'll make it worth your while QwQ

Firstly, considering I imagine this happening on the first day of Weirdmageddon (or at the very least some time very early in it), imagine what lengths the Pines' family would need to go in order to actually beat Bill this time. They can't pull the ol' switcheroo with Standford in the shape he's in now. Literally! I've had ideas on what this could lead to, but I've been swirling it around indecisively for about the entire time I have been growing this concept. Gotta let that baby cook for a few more days I guess XD

Then there is the fact that Ford being no longer human is, by all accounts, far more of a freak than he could have ever imagined himself as. And, depending on how you think about it, it really is a self-fulfilling prophecy at this point. Hell, to drive the point home, he actually has five fingers for once (since I imagine Euclidean's naturally have 4 fingers so by all accounts Ford is still Polydactyly) but that's the least freakish thing about him by human standards. He eats out of the same whole that has his eyes, he speaks and yet has no mouth, and he is the farthest thing from anything mammalian with his physical makeup. Even worse than that, there isn't anything he can exactly do to reverse the damage at this point. He's just a shape now as his human body was obliterated beyond truly fixing. So he'll just have to live with this new form, or, ya know, go crazy trying to find a way to reverse it.

Furthermore, while I like to imagine he would try softening the blow by just telling Dipper and Mable how Bill simply turned him into a shape for entertainment, having to admit to Stanley that the real reason he can't simply be turned back is because he was by all accounts killed and reincarnated as something completely different has so much angst potential. Like, fr fr, just think of Stanley realizing Staneford actually died, and imagine the distrust and hurt he'd feel considering their rocky brotherly bond to begin with and knowing the only reason his brother is 'back' is because Bill basically went 'nuh-uh' and turned Standford into this thing. Imagine the possible guilt of never truly reconciling with said human brother before whatever he is now.

Gosh, I just realized, would Standford never be able to leave Gravity Falls then due to the barrier? Would his weirdness make it so that the whole 'going to sail the seas with your twin brother' dream Stanley had is just dead in the water?

Also, a part of me is just made so delightfully ill at imagining Standford having untapped potential power in this form but being unable to access it due to his own metal barrier of trying to be less freakish and more 'human'. Whatever that means to him by this point.

Does this make any sense? Am I actually cooking? Y'all please, I feel like I'm only one this invested in the idea of a Shape Standford Pines and it has me in a chokhold

Anyways, this New Normal AU has been on my mind, and I just needed to dig out some of the brain worms to release the pressure in my head. Thanks for listening to my Ted Talk, and maybe expect some more doodles and art down the line cause I haven't even finished the possibilities.

[not-karl]

chat i need help💔

i saw this little shit outside and now i dont know what to do, it's glowing and i want it gone

and hes been standing there for quite some time now

(inspired by @squidflavoredsoup 's rlly cool bill irl thingys ^_^)

[zeph-phyr]

we'll meet again, don't know where, don't know when

oh i know we'll meet again some sunny day

[cactuupng]

redraw of one of the valentines day cards because its stupid /aff