#bill hale

[past-hale-powiyewe]

This fosho cursed as hell but I present to ye, with all my heart, blood, soul, and whatever additives I may have forgotten

GRAUNTIE TWI!! 🎊

Gurl same, I hate it when I get so stressed my bun literally falls apart alongside my life

[st4-bby]

fear!

doodle i made moments ago at a cookout. he was always my favorite of the emotions from a character design standpoint

[catabasis]

Happy Birthday to Laurence Rickard! (June 14, 1975)

[beaconfeels]

Peter ending up at the Stilinski's house after the fire as "suspiciously large dog" and getting nursed back to health by Stiles.

Thoughts? 👀

I think Noah is pretty dubious about the large “dog” he finds Stiles with when he gets home, but he’s also helpless when his son looks up at him with those big brown eyes and wobbling lower lip and says, “Dad, he’s hurt. We have to help him!”

But the thing is, it turns out Peter’s not healed in wolf form, but the wounds he suffered in the fire basically disappeared under his skin. I dunno, it’s some weird shifter magic. So the vet is like, “I don’t know what’s wrong with him. He seems fine physically.” (Is this a metaphor for invisible illness? Or for the wounds we have that nobody can see? Maybe)

Even Noah can see that the dog isn’t okay, and he really hopes that it doesn’t have some weird illness it can somehow pass on to Stiles, but he doesn’t stop Stiles from taking care of the dog.

Stiles doesn’t know why the dog isn’t okay, but he clearly isn’t. It’s hard for him to walk. He sleeps for hours at a time, and sometimes when he’s awake, he lets out mournful howls that send a shiver down Stiles’s spine.

Stiles will never know how much he’s really doing to heal Peter. Peter thinks he might have been stuck in pain for years if he hadn’t stumbled upon this boy. Stiles pets him constantly, cuddles with him at night, coos soft encouraging words to him when he howls. His love and loyalty is like pack, and it allows Peter to heal from his wounds much more quickly.

Stiles names the dog Thor, and he could swear it rolls his eyes at him whenever he says it, but he still comes when Stiles calls.

Thor refuses to wear a collar or leash, but he follows Stiles to school every day once he’s doing better, and he’s always waiting when Stiles gets out. This would be awesome anyway, but it’s extra awesome because Stiles gets bullied all the time, and now nobody bothers him to or from school anymore since Thor will place himself between Stiles and the bullies and growl viciously until they run away. It’s good for Scott too, because it wasn’t doing his asthma any favors when he and Stiles had to make a run for it.

So yeah, the Stilinskies end up having a dog. Kind of. I say kind of, because it’s not really a typical owner and pet situation. Thor is ungovernable. He comes and goes when he pleases. He never seems hungry, but he also rarely eats the food Stiles puts out for him.

Noah won’t admit it to Stiles, but Thor does seem to understand more than the average dog. He’s also huge, which would be disconcerting if Noah didn’t have clear proof that Thor would protect them with his life. All in all, it’s a strange situation, but soon neither of the Stilinskis can imagine a life without their dog.

[novasillies]

First Line Game

omgg thank u @patolemus my fav ever for tagging me in this OHH this looks so fun okay. Idk if it's meant to be only published works but I've only published 2. so. we r gonna do wips too. WOO! These r all sterek except for one (and a half (or three quarters? (four fifths??))) and that's... interesting.

Twice And For All (260k)

Stiles Stilinski was no stranger to the supernatural.

2. Baby, It's Cold Outside (4k)

Stiles hated Christmas.

3. Contingency Plans (27k (so far))

The end begins in the summer of '06.

4. Third Time's The Charm (106k (so far))

Scott is gone.

5. [Stiles Stilinski's Guide to:] Nepotism (9k (so far))

A sizeable chunk of Stiles Stilinski’s faith in Scott McCall died the day he met their new manager.

6. [Your Bark's Far Worse Than Your] Bite (12k (so far))

It's hard to justify life.

7. [Bill's Bond (B)Adventure] (3k (so far))

The Mystery Shack has exactly two-hundred-and-thirty-six security measures in the sitting room alone.

8. Septín (2k (so far))

“You call me as soon as you land, okay?”

9. Wrench in the Works (700 (so far) (aww baby))

The screen was black.

10. Mortality (4k (so far) (how are these so little))

Derek Hale’s life in Beacon Hills was far from his first.

really all this has taught me is I am incapable of focusing on one thing at once. and that I need to write more for Mortality cause in my brain I've finished that and it's like 9 chapters long??? ugh I love that fic. and septín being only 2k is mind-boggling cause it's another one of those I've Planned Every Second Of Your Life From Now Until The End Of Time universes. that and I LOVE that fic. idk how I haven't written more of it. anyway!! it seems like all the most interesting fics I've written are deeply incomplete. and the single gravity falls billford fic really is messing with me HELLO!!!

is there a trend to these? there deffo is for the TAFA-verse (never calling it that again) but idk about the rest of them. there's not much in common between a billford james bond spoof and a sterek reincarnation au. shocking, I know.

thank u so much again @patolemus for tagging me!!! this was VERY fun heeHEEE i still have no one else to tag. whoopdiedo!

[616witch]

team-up's i wish existed: THE SCARLET WITCH & HELLBLAZER.

[teenwolf-confessions]

[jevilowo]

TOP 5 NON (mostly) LORE RELATED MYSTERIES OF TF2

Pyro genuinely disappeared from the plot for most of Blood in the water. Heavy and Scout were at Ayers Rock, Spy, Solly and Zhanna were in what I think is Sydney, and Ms Pauling, Demo and Sniper were in Adelaide. Where the fuck was Pyro. Where did my precious beast go.

Why doesn't Mags (australian) have a moustache (presumably due to Australium depletion but never confirmed) (or maybe she isnt actually australian? You know they never actually stated she was...).

Why did the MANN CO crate that had Soldier and Sniper clothes in it also have Zhanna clothes in it (in the naked and the dead).

IS BESTRALIUM REAL (see "gallery" on the doomsday map page, it seems to be a failed substitute australium) AND WILL IT BE RELEVANT IN COMIC 7.

Why did Saxton Hale kill the Italian President (see manniversary update).

[nkp1981]

Ruth Hale Oliver Played The Librarian Ghost In "Ghostbusters"

[past-hale-powiyewe]

BillFord nation, I seek residency please look over my papers

[mrsprobie]

Why are so many vampires former Confederates?

[angie-massei]

Mini collection of my childhood/teenager crushes

[jisforjudi2]

Cissy is a habitual runaway. Lives in the streets and sells drugs to live.

Della is her mom.

Kit Carson's her supplier.

[belle-keys]

Vampires being Southern confederates in the American pop culture tradition makes so much sense to me logically. Not saying that I don't believe it's propaganda, because it absolutely is. But planter vampires and confederate vampires (Jasper, Damon, Lestat, Louis, Bill Compton) make a lot of sense in the American context, as much as aristocratic and “Old World” vampires make sense in the British context.

If vampires are inherently Gothic, then vampires must symbolize and personify the vestiges of a long-gone past – one which only simmers to life from far below the surface when it’s time to reveal the horrors, or the romance, of what is usually an oft-forgotten history. In 19th-century Britain, through vampire short stories and novellas, and later Dracula, vampires evoked the (misunderstood and misappropriated) time of the Goths. This, in turn, brought to readers’ minds images of towering castles, the superstition of Eastern Europe, and the so-called barbarism of the Old World, that which was made to appear antiquated in its monstrosity and secret imperialist desires. (*sarcastic voice*) The Old World was so at odds with enlightened, modern, industrializing Britain! It’s no wonder that vampires in British literature took the forms of counts, noblemen, and princes – they were the conspiring, powerful leaders of the Old World, or the medieval world, or some forgotten pre-Industrial feudal world.

And if we are to apply this concept of what vampires should represent for the United States, it only makes perfect sense that vampires would be planters and confederates. Slavers, planters, and confederate fighters also evoke the Old America, conjuring images of Southern chivalry, the great Antebellum, and the humble pioneers of this free nation of God and goodness and prosperity! And then the confederates got their ass beat really bad. And they could only hold on to these romantic images of that former “honour and glory” through propagation of the Lost Cause myth. What better vehicle to wield this romanticisation of, yunno, the defense of chattel slavery than through vampire softbois?! Immortal beings who symbolize the survival and resilience of the Antebellum South through time. Why don’t we make them hot guys who were just protecting the South in our pop culture? Sure. If the vestiges of America’s long-gone past are slavery and genocide and, uh, chivalric Southern honour, then vampires do a pretty effective job of reminding us of this horrifying/romantic (you choose here) history. Spoiler alert: it’s horrifying.

[punkeropercyjackson]

Trans Marco Díaz was a bigger queerbait than any white ass mlm ship you can think of.TRANS QUEENS FOREVERRRRRRRRR,WONDERBREAD YAOI NEVERRRRRRRRRRR

[theperrylleluniverse]

why do all three of them have the most beautiful eyes I've ever seen???

CBS was right we couldn't handle this show in color it would be too overwhelming